Calypa Troces
@urbanishExpositor
not surE how lifE is going, just trying to makE it work.
guhhhhh, why is my brain fixatEd so hard on gEtting possEssEd or frEaky friday'd? i just wokE up from a drEam whErE i watchEd somEbody takE mE for a spin.
oh gog this link is so obnoxiously long. prEtEnd it isn't! https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachmEnts/1383881903886700637/1489867321337053314/imagE0.jpg?Ex=69d1fa91&is=69d0a911&hm=dEcf5fbb7854160519cd750f826946c74016E2105a4d1af2c647dE2c05ff4060&
oh yEah i mEant to do that pokEmon tEam thing EarliEr
y'know, whEn i follow pEoplE i should probably bE prEparEd for thE chancE that thEy'd follow mE back, but somEhow it catchEs mE off guard EvEry timE somEonE follows back.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < When ewe got so much interestin' stuff t'say? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Shouldn't be much of a surprise at all!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
am i that intErEsting? i fEEl likE i'm mostly shitposting, or flirting without straying too closE to truE nsfw on thE public fEEd.
i'm flattErEd, but still mildly concErnEd that pEoplE sEEm to think i'm intErEsting. is thE bar for EntErtainmEnt that low, or am i a bad judgE of my own work?
B33 < im tempted to say the latter but B33 < i only just skimmed your account im nyat gonna make any broad assumptions B33 < so at the furry least my jurys still out
why do i havE fElinE invadEr from mEwgEnics firmly lodgEd in my hEad...?
>>| sorry, but .i'm drinking calamine smoothie .every night .and .it won't stop. .it doesn't fucking stop, the music, the .itching. gah!
i'm not EvEn mad, it's rEally catchy, i'm just confusEd.
:33< meteor craaaaaaaaaaaaash! :33< alien life mewves fast!
gor a song living rEnt frEE in my hEad tonight. i havE no idEa if this will EmbEd propErly. https://www.youtubE.com/watch?v=aqhapbhiqcs
y'know somEtimEs i wondEr why pEoplE havEn't rEspondEd... only to chEck my mEssgEs with thEm and rEalizE that i'vE accidEntally lEft thEm on rEad for a fEw hours...
dumb quEstion, with a probably dumbEr answEr, but doEs anyonE know how to disablE your mobilE browsEr zooming in whEn you hit a tExt box and start typing? thErE's gotta bE a sEtting for that, right?
oh yEah i kEEp sEEing pEoplE do thosE pokEmon tEam chits. i should. do that. i likE following trEnds.
oh shut up, i follow trEnds bEcausE thE massEs tEnd to havE... dEcEnt Enough tastE in shit. most of thE timE
alright, who thE fuck is thE onE hating all of my posts. show yoursElf in thE commEnts dickwEEd. you can't just silEntly hatE mE, if you'rE gonna hatE mE do it loudly and proudly.
i know who it is, too. i havE notifications on! you'rE not snEaky!
It's likely the hate bot. They do that to everyone. Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.
goddamn bots. this is why i stoppEd hanging out with hulgan, thEir botshop frEakEd mE right out
✿ here bru i’ll like ur post to beat the hate #wewillriseup
swEEt, just got back from a snack run... that admittEdly yiEldEd no snacks... found a scratch off tickEt on my way thErE, turnEd out to bE a winnEr and covErEd half thE cost of thE drinks i bought. lovE whEn lifE throws you a bonE!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < What a NAT [20] lucky break you daggum got!!!!! It's important t'celebrate 'n recognize the lil victories like this...they got an awfully persistent habit 'o snowballin' to a mighty hefty avalanche 'o feel good sortsa emotions when pilin' up!!!!! That's panfullness fer ewe!!! ( Ꮚ❖ꈊ❖Ꮚ); <> <> <> Here's to hopin' that lil paltry bit 'o good fortune favors ya, 'n turns into a nice lil streak!!!!
it was only a couplE bucks, but hEy, monEy i don't havE to spEnd is monEy unspEnt.
( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ) < 'n don'tcha be ferrrrgettin' it!!! Money earnestly earned!!!! Not sure the typa fellow t'discard a winnin' ticket 'n hope a person in need moseys on by... ( Ꮚ⚅ᨎ⚅Ꮚ) < ... ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < But I'll betcha they'd be delighted t'hear someone in need found 'n snatched it up, 'n that it made their life easier!!!!
i sEEm to profit of of pEoplE's misfortunE whEthEr i likE it or not, so. it's tEchnically par for thE coursE, at lEast.
ghost EnErgy icEd tEa lEmonadE? it's a bEgrudging favoritE, i don't typically likE half and halfs. half and halvEs? halvEs and halvEs? onE of thosE. or nonE of thEm.
N.o°t s.o°da but respectable en.o°ugh I am supp.o°sing this is as it is s.o°