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Calypa Troces

@urbanishExpositor

not surE how lifE is going, just trying to makE it work.

Blood: OliveAge: Kult Score: 2101Kull Score: 321454 followers112 following

gog, can't wait for this wEEk to bE ovEr. i know i usEd to bE morE activE initially, but i'm just so swampEd with things that nEEd my attEntion.

ugh, lifE is strEssful, tiring, and i'vE finally caught up with thE dElugE of work. i can actually Enjoy my schEdulEd days off! what do you mEan i workEd through thEm.

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You poor poor soul. Theres always next time!

https://www.youtubE.com/watch?v=fmriy9zm7qy not surE why, this song's bEEn in my hEad latEly.

ugh, stupid ovErflowing workload. anyonE wanna bE mE for a whilE?

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dElivEriEs of archaic rEading matErials arE no longEr bEing accEptEd if thEy wEigh morE than 10 pounds collEctivEly. thE rEcEiving chutE doEs its bEst to bundlE thEm for whEn it comEs timE to movE thEm, but if it's so hEavy that it tEars through thE momEnt anyonE triEs to movE it, that sort of dEfEats thE purposE, doEsn't it?

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Hellx chittr user urbanishExpxsitxr!!! Archaic reading materials as in...??? My mind gxes tx a 10 pxund pile xf paper... Which seems silly X)))

papErs, books, carvEd stonE slabs, oldEr digital storagE formats. most anything that's physical mEdia can tEchnically bE accEptEd by thE archivEs.

Xh!!! Uhmmm... I feel like mxst carved stxne slabs wxuld weigh 10 lbs xn their xwn :((( I'm nxt gxxd with imperial weight... What wxuld 10 be in kg??? 5-ish??? Really seems like a pain that it can xnly handle sx little weight!!! X(((

just shy of fivE kilos. donations of such matErials can still bE accEptEd, howEvEr thEy must bE dElivErEd to thE archivE dirEctly, rathEr than through thE chutE.

Xh!!! Understxxd!!! I'll make nxte xf that if I had any heavy physical stuff that needed archival... Thank yxu lady Trxces!!! :)))

upon furthEr invEstigation into thE prEviously mEntionEd archaic shipping shipping charts, it appEars as though truly anciEnt altErnians had morE typEs of romancE than thE four quadrants. assuming that somE instancEs arE synonymous with Each othEr, i'm still up to 24 catEgoriEs of romancE so far.

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i'm going to throttlE my palmhusk. why doEs it doublE my words so oftEn.

Twenty four different...jegus how do you manage all that

with incrEdibly mEticulous shipping charts.

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POINT OF ORDER! spreadsheets and spreadsheet management software are the singular most important by trollkind

yEah... kudos to thEm for doing this bEforE thE computErs. this is pEn and papEr, thE old fashionEd way.

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READING ONTO THE RECORD! i've seen a spewseum exhibit once with ancient shipping charts carved onto stone slabs... i wish ancient trolls put even half as much effort into preserving their banking records or court reporter transcripts. sigh

paw through our archivEs somEtimEs. thE gEnEral public only has accEss to thE currEnt rEdactions and Edits, but with propEr papErwork i might bE ablE to gEt you accEss to thE originals.

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CONFER WITH CO-COUNSEL! i would be *delighted*!

bluh, nothing likE going in to mEssagE somEbody you wErE talking to only to gEt thE "mutuals only" and trying to rEmEmbEr if you wErE following Each othEr bEforE or not. ah wEll. lifE movEs on.

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unrElatEd to thE last mEssagE, to thE anonymous patron who donatEd hundrEds of your ancEstors manuscripts, thank you for thE itEms of historical significancE, but i'm sorry to inform you that it all largEly boilEd down to archaic shipping charts. thE formatting is vEry novEl comparEd to today's standards, at lEast!

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sorry for ExtEndEd radio silEncE rEcEntly! my palmhusk had bEEn giving mE issuEs for a whilE and i rEcEntly switchEd to a nEwEr modEl. unfortunatEly, Enough is diffErEnt that it's throwing off all of my musclE mEmory and half thE timE i forgEt to pull up chittr to kEEp an EyE on you goofs.

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welcome back! :D

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pspsps?

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i'm not a cat but you have my attention

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@orangeHorse[OH]

hormsE...

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:33 < meow!!! >:33 https://media.tenor.com/yw8ciskdxncaaaaj/homestuck-nepeta.gif

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sorry for not posting as oftEn as i'd likE, my apparEnt adoring audiEncE. i'vE had far morE work to dEal with latEly than i ExpEctEd to, and i'm... not grEat at multitasking.

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fucking. whoEvEr droppEd off fiftEEn hundrEd pizza dElivEry rEcEipts at thE archivE, i hatE you.

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y'know it's funny, i spEnt morE timE on this sitE on thE days i was working than on my day off. wEird.

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oof, sEvErEly ovErslEpt... luckily today is my day off.

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can't slEEp, sEnd nudEs #nsfw

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mood.

and yEt, my dms rEmain nudElEss.

I couuuuld fix that :)

i am summoning cutE roxys into my dms. pspspsps

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stupid grubbEr app. i'm back at my hivE, at lEast. cutE girls (and potEntially girly boys) hit mE up, yEah?

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hi.

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Hellooooooooo~

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whaaat thE fuck!!! why did grubbEr pricEs randomly doublE right as i triEd to book my ridE? high dEmand my ass.

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you donnt have to pay for a ticket. you cann just snneak onn. annd nnot pay. its easy.

no, no, thE. thE ridE-sharing thing.

oh, my mistake. originnal statemennt still applies.

https://opEn.spotify.com/track/2kq32mfta7wwEy2fu7fvsc

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What is boy? What is girl?

wE wEnt from bulgEposting to bugposting????"

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the superior option lololol

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next, bugle posting.

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thE instrumEnt, or posting likE wE'rE troll j jonah jamEson?

#beetleweek will prevail.

instrument.