Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/her)
https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 (New pinned post, now with bonus website if you wanna ask questions!) Your name is Mishka Ionage and you are 12 sweeps old. You're an oliveblood assassin for hire but currently you are currently trying to figure out what the fuck HAPPENED LAST WEEK, you remember finally getting a contract and suddenly everything went blank. Somehow you've got an indigo bloods ENTIRE SCHEDULE mapped out on little cards in your pocket, what they like to eat and where they hang out and you had all this info and somehow you didn't kill him!? So far you have NEVER succeeded at actually killing anyone according to your record...not that you can remember. Every time you get a new contract and prep to go DEEP UNDERCOVER things just go blank! You are so screwed on rent this month unless... You check your desk and there it is, a cheque signed for 'Cookin Clenup' as it always is after your episodes. IT IS SUCH A FAKE NAME you figure its another assassin working under an alias. But whoever they are, they've been your saving grace on paying rent with all your constant fuckups. For now its back to maintaining your tools--why are there FEATHER DUSTERS in your knife bandolier...AGAIN. And who keeps leaving a MAID OUTFIT in your hive!? You've always been confused as a JADEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you're 100% an oliveblood...at least you certainly feel like an oliveblood but theres always that subservient jadeblood feeling in the back of your head. With how your blood borders right between the two, it really feels like you're LIVING TWO LIVES at once. Your trolltag is ClumsyAnomoly Oh, there is another contract up. Might as well get a head start on next month's rent, just gotta get ready to it'll be Time To Go To Work......-----
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((https://chittr.ing/profile/cleanAnomaly FOr both there and here. Thinking I'm finally back on better terms, gonna ease myself back to posting regularly. Still trying to figure out how to split myself between two different sides when i've got plays going on both ends on the spectrum Overall, just happy to still be here. Hope you've all been doing good 💚 ))
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(The signs by certain colors are for my characters and friends who wanted to be included as well. Not that everyone under that sign is that color)
((Hey there all, player of Cookin/Mishka here. Took myself a week long social media break just to try and wind down. Sorry if I missed DMs or anything, I am still here! Not abandoned the place at all~))
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((Trying to keep a consistent follow list on all my characters so I can swap and interreact consistently is a nightmare))
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No seriously what sweep is it how long was I out this time
ok∆y ye∆h stupid question but yknow point is, if you need help, i got you
I'll figure it out, piece together the lost months like rip-van-wronkle
Oh no, just realized the Vapor ((Steam)) sale is happening today. My wallet screams already
Wake up, wash slime off, almost fall asleep at desk before breakfast, ough I need a drink
Matesprit monday huh? A nice thought, though ya should probably dedicate more than one week a day to those you hold that closely. Some day I'll actually be able to fill some quadrants out if I don't go sleeping sweeps away at a time
Got my shopping done for a week, now I am free from any outside responsibilities~
,,spent a lot of time sitting and just not doing anything today, just didnt really know what to do with myself,,
:33< theres always hobbies :33
:33< i was going to also say theres always meow ;33 :33< my dms and cave are open to mew quaryst :33< or should i say mommy ;33c :33< #nsfw
I can already see the sun coming up and I know I'm not gonna be sleeping, joy~ /s
>--D=Well=that=may=be=the=case=but=that=doesn't=mean=you=can=abstain=completely=from=rest=right=haha=:?//<
Course not completely, but if I rest I feel I'll wile away another...month like last time and I want to enjoy time off from any contracts while I can
>--D=Perhaps=you=have=a=point=who=am=I=to=deny=a=jade=of=your=caliber=haha=:)//<
>--D=Wow=that=is=an=embarrassing=mistake=for=me=to=make=maybe=I=should=check=my=eye=stalks=haha=:P//<
It happens more often than you'd think. Least you're respectful about making the mistake
>--D=I=have=been=having=issues=in=regards=to=identifying=trolls=and=alien=creatures=as=jade=blooded=haha=:P//<
You clearly have a lot of respect for the jade caste. Or just too much respect in general for...literally everything
>--D=You=can=never=have=too=much=respect=for=anything=until=that=respect=intrudes=on=the=respect=you=should=have=for=things=better=than=it=haha=:)//<