Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/her)
https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 (New pinned post, now with bonus website if you wanna ask questions!) Your name is Mishka Ionage and you are 12 sweeps old. You're an oliveblood assassin for hire but currently you are currently trying to figure out what the fuck HAPPENED LAST WEEK, you remember finally getting a contract and suddenly everything went blank. Somehow you've got an indigo bloods ENTIRE SCHEDULE mapped out on little cards in your pocket, what they like to eat and where they hang out and you had all this info and somehow you didn't kill him!? So far you have NEVER succeeded at actually killing anyone according to your record...not that you can remember. Every time you get a new contract and prep to go DEEP UNDERCOVER things just go blank! You are so screwed on rent this month unless... You check your desk and there it is, a cheque signed for 'Cookin Clenup' as it always is after your episodes. IT IS SUCH A FAKE NAME you figure its another assassin working under an alias. But whoever they are, they've been your saving grace on paying rent with all your constant fuckups. For now its back to maintaining your tools--why are there FEATHER DUSTERS in your knife bandolier...AGAIN. And who keeps leaving a MAID OUTFIT in your hive!? You've always been confused as a JADEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you're 100% an oliveblood...at least you certainly feel like an oliveblood but theres always that subservient jadeblood feeling in the back of your head. With how your blood borders right between the two, it really feels like you're LIVING TWO LIVES at once. Your trolltag is ClumsyAnomoly Oh, there is another contract up. Might as well get a head start on next month's rent, just gotta get ready to it'll be Time To Go To Work......-----
Deadlock at 9am, this will go terribly for my mood today~
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I should get out more. But my hive is just too comfy to leave
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/MI/snacktime.png Cookie...
How long has it been WHAT THE FUCK how is it MAY already
>>| greetings .and welcome back.
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-18_114010849.png Sorry for the weird lighting on this but I had to share. Whatever the hell humans put in this? I need this in my tastebuds 24/7 cause it is amazing. Lucky I got a whole case~
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLexgOxsZu0 Yeah thats the mood for today~ #music
:33 < well i f33l a litter left out so all of you get to s33 my furreak ;33 https://wimg.rule34.xxx//images/597/dbed83a8208851025eb29528cc10298b.png #nsfw
:33< MEOW!!! ((you should tag this as nsfw though via editing on your profile))
:33 < mew gotta post #nsfw girl! or the normies will be flashbanged by that fat cat cock!
// although this is going into my collection, pls tag as #nsfw
Jegus I wake up and theres so much bulge on the timeline. I'm not complaining just holy shit the horny hit quick tonight, usually you all wait till theres only 80 users left~ #nsfw
sorry! couldn't help but share some bulge hehehe :B
Like I said I'm not complaining, one hell of a way to wake up honestly
>--D=The=variety=in=the=shapes=and=sizes=is=intriguing=if=nothing=else=and=it=is=nice=to=know=that=the=empire=won't=be=lacking=in=the=genetic=material=department=at=least=haha=:D=#nsfw//<
While weird to say...yeah you are right on that front. Seems the usual 'only highbloods got big bulges' myth isn't quite true either #nsfw
>--D=I=never=really=had=a=reason=to=doubt=that=considering=my=own=size=have=you=:?=#nsfw//<
I don't know your bulge size, or if I've seen it I've forgotten it in one for my days long recuprecoon sessions #nsfw
>--D=You=haven't=I=just=meant=that=maybe=by=the=way=you=spoke=you=were=under=the=assumption=that=lowbloods=were=on=the=lower=end=of=the=size=spectrum=due=to=your=own=size=which=not=that=it=matters=I=don't=care=about=size=either=way=and=I=think=our=current=culture=vastly=overrates=it=as=a=physical=trait=regardless=haha=:P=#nsfw//<
I don't exactly go about staring at bulges on purpose unless they end up on my dashboard. Just a myth some trolls perpetuate to make themselves feel better. You're so right about the overrating part, theres a lot of better part to a troll than just the bulge. #NSFW
Found another cool deadlock mod https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-10_050854516.png
(( just checked gamebanana it really fucking exists lol. Love the internet for such miracles. ))
@greatestOfalltime sorry, you've not had a remodel yet for it
Thank gog I have nothing to do today or my sleep schedule would be FUCKED
...and of course theres a maid dress draped over my recuprecoon. I swear I'm haunted by the ghost of cleanings past
>--D=Maybe=you=have=a=secret=admirer=who=wants=you=to=try=it=out=haha=:)//<
Why not try ¿t on?
[|||] iiif you don't waaaaaant it i'll haaave it~
Then why'd they leave it IN MY HIVE. Why not just like...gift it to me
>--D=They=could=be=really=shy=and=like=star=struck=by=you=I=mean=your=profession=is=so=impressive=after=all=haha=:)//<
If they're starstruck from a hivestuck olive they've got low priorities. If they want to gift me stuff, get me a knife
>--D=Perhaps=you=should=make=a=chit=about=it=if=they=see=the=message=maybe=they=really=would=give=you=a=knife=next=time=around=haha=:)//<
Ohgog I feel so sore...I'm gonna go crawl into my recuprecoon and pray I feel better in the morning
https://file.garden/adcguSe89QhXpeAz/image_2026-04-09_022014214.png Hes so cool... (Modded screenshot, but I love it~)
D --> Rapiers are fiercely noble swords
https://gamebanana.com/mods/659683
i figured it didnt need to be said! the llash ALWAYS wins in the end!
What a night, actually left my hive for a bit to grab some groceries for once rather than ordering them. THe amount of 'hey you look familiar' is astonishing. How many times do I have to explain the statistical nightmare of two trolls being 100% identical
maybe you could wear a crazy outfit so people don't think you two look similar?
I swear if I hear one more 'Hey your horns look familiar' I'm going to show them what a sharp-pronged horn can actually do #violence
For once...I feel decently rested! Now to see if theres any good contracts down and maybe I can actually get something done today!
Time to turn in, if wake up in my mealblock again I'm buying a lock for my respiteblock
Goodlight!
2om3day
Late night chittr crowd...whats your kinks~? Lay em out, the whole thing! #nsfw
>--D=Oh=wow=thats=is=the=embarrassing=I=guess=I=like=petting=but=I=have=no=experience=with=that=kind=of=stuff=so=I=wouldn't=know=://D//<
2orry I m3ant to 2ay: Why dont you com3 and find out for your23lf
:33< if mew really really really really really want to know and share :33< mew can dm meow ill share there more willingly than ill share here ;33
i know it's a little generic sorry >_< i have some more intense ones but i get a little flustered sharing stuff.....
I keep forgetting the gummies on my desk are vitamin gummies and I just keep munching on them. I think I have enough energy to punch gog
>--D=Vitamin=gummies=give=you=energy=I=thought=they=were=for=vitamins=:?//<
>--D=Oh=I=usually=buy=them=in=bulk=for=cheap=so=maybe=thats=why=mine=test=so=bad=do=you=have=the=brand=of=yours=if=you=could=share=it=with=me=please=:O//<
Finally got a day to myself, time to hivesprint in some snacks and see whats on the...ohmygog why do so many people want rustbloods DEAD today what the hell. Theres like 10+ hits on them alone what happened yesterday!? #death #violence
Time to wind down again, sharpen my knives, check for contracts... and hopefully not wake up outside my recuprecoon again. I swear If I'm sleep walking around my hive I'm going to have to start locking my respiteblock's door