Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://cookinclenup.straw.page Q&A website She/her)
https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png https://cookinclenup.straw.page (New pinned post, now with bonus website if you wanna ask questions!) Your name is Mishka Ionage and you are 12 sweeps old. You're an oliveblood assassin for hire but currently you are currently trying to figure out what the fuck HAPPENED LAST WEEK, you remember finally getting a contract and suddenly everything went blank. Somehow you've got an indigo bloods ENTIRE SCHEDULE mapped out on little cards in your pocket, what they like to eat and where they hang out and you had all this info and somehow you didn't kill him!? So far you have NEVER succeeded at actually killing anyone according to your record...not that you can remember. Every time you get a new contract and prep to go DEEP UNDERCOVER things just go blank! You are so screwed on rent this month unless... You check your desk and there it is, a cheque signed for 'Cookin Clenup' as it always is after your episodes. IT IS SUCH A FAKE NAME you figure its another assassin working under an alias. But whoever they are, they've been your saving grace on paying rent with all your constant fuckups. For now its back to maintaining your tools--why are there FEATHER DUSTERS in your knife bandolier...AGAIN. And who keeps leaving a MAID OUTFIT in your hive!? You've always been confused as a JADEBLOOD due to your bloods UNUSUAL HUE but you're 100% an oliveblood...at least you certainly feel like an oliveblood but theres always that subservient jadeblood feeling in the back of your head. With how your blood borders right between the two, it really feels like you're LIVING TWO LIVES at once. Your trolltag is ClumsyAnomoly Oh, there is another contract up. Might as well get a head start on next month's rent, just gotta get ready to it'll be Time To Go To Work......-----
Late night chittr crowd...whats your kinks~? Lay em out, the whole thing! #nsfw
>--D=Oh=wow=thats=is=the=embarrassing=I=guess=I=like=petting=but=I=have=no=experience=with=that=kind=of=stuff=so=I=wouldn't=know=://D//<
:33< if mew really really really really really want to know and share :33< mew can dm meow ill share there more willingly than ill share here ;33
i know it's a little generic sorry >_< i have some more intense ones but i get a little flustered sharing stuff.....
I keep forgetting the gummies on my desk are vitamin gummies and I just keep munching on them. I think I have enough energy to punch gog
>--D=Vitamin=gummies=give=you=energy=I=thought=they=were=for=vitamins=:?//<
>--D=Oh=I=usually=buy=them=in=bulk=for=cheap=so=maybe=thats=why=mine=test=so=bad=do=you=have=the=brand=of=yours=if=you=could=share=it=with=me=please=:O//<
Finally got a day to myself, time to hivesprint in some snacks and see whats on the...ohmygog why do so many people want rustbloods DEAD today what the hell. Theres like 10+ hits on them alone what happened yesterday!? #death #violence
Time to wind down again, sharpen my knives, check for contracts... and hopefully not wake up outside my recuprecoon again. I swear If I'm sleep walking around my hive I'm going to have to start locking my respiteblock's door
(Gah shit. Seems the art thing on my strawpage website doesn't work. Or the 'review' process it does takes forever cause none of my test runs went though)
(Maybe its just bunked overall I can't really tell cause the ask messages go through but the art test runs never arrive. Weird)
Okay the thunder out here is getting pretty bad I'm heading back inside
Kinda peaceful to just listen to the rain through the trees here. THink I'll stay awake awhile longer~
Blagh, damn storm hitting my side of the grubwilds. Hopefully it'll pass...least the lightning outside is pretty to watch
I swear to gog I must sleepwalk or something everytime I wake up I'm not in my recuprecoon
You Might Need A New Respite System
Honestly probably. I've slept for 3 days straight before and I'm still no more rested than I went in. Maybe the sopors gone off? Can it 'go' off??
Oh Yeah Good Sopor Is Super Important, You Should Replace It Every 3 Sweeps Or So
INTO ANOTHER TROLL'S HIVE!? Ohmygog how much do you--you know what, nevermind. Time to find a new hive
That'd probably do it. Guess I'm leaving the hive to try and get a new batch tomorrow...or a new hive considering SOMEONE walked into mine
i aint gonna t3ll nobody wh3r3 it2 at idk why your3 fr3aking out 2o much bro it wa2 an accid3nt
All this time later I am still no closer to knowing who, or what the fuck an Eridan is or why they need a whole week dedicated to them/it Entertaining to see so many post about their times there though, almost makes me wanna leave the hive. Almost~
https://files.catbox.moe/ctdsya.png Thank you hivesprint for being my lifeblood. Time to feast~
Yeah not shocked my kult and kull scores are closely tied. The life of a hivebound girl~
▲might be worth getting out more, just saying▼
I leave the hive! When I have work. Other than that theres not much going on out there. I got no quadmates to visit or nothing
▲idk, go to a party or something, if you live near outglut, ill send you a few pages to follow that should have stuff or whatever▼
today's fit ;-; https://i.postimg.cc/jdNkjL1R/siizapa.png ;-;
omggggg!!! u look so cut3, wh3r3'd u g3t ur bag i tot3s want on3
2hand stuff i recommend you search for something at your local thrift there could be even more iconic items x ;-;
u lewk adorbz x) luuuv da tank 2p 2p combo, sooo freakin kewl!
I wake up, theres another set of feather dusters strewn over my hive. Is this a curse? Some divine retribution for not keeping this place tip top?
feather duster? i hardly knowv er!
Jegus how many fuschias are showing up today
~i rather like the abundance of nobility
HONESTLY ITS LOSING THE VALUE OF THE BLOOD
With the abundance of Sea dwellers you could start an Aquarium
infinite timelines, im some'ow unsurprEESed Zat Ze 'ig'est caste 'ave proportionally Ze most access to intAIRdimensionality 'owevAIR it EES Zat ZEES website came up
buncha cod damn POS-ERS is what they are
WE got a faiR ShaRE toDay aLonE, not that i'm compLaining aboUt moRE fiShy fRiEnDS~
https://files.catbox.moe/8bd0w2.png I feel cute tonight. Have one more pic before I go girlrot for a few hours
https://files.catbox.moe/pswhka.png Do you have games on your husktop
no mo2tly ju2t a bunch of movi3
❀˖°......I got Troll G<3om<3try Dash on h<3r<3 if you wanna play?.......~
https://files.catbox.moe/yqbqfl.png #eepyenergy #bedhead Fuck I really do look like I'm always fresh out of the 'cuprecoon
Anyone know some good resteraunts for cheap that are open late. Your girl has cravings for something to suppress my sadness of losing another contract
DIRECT EXAMINATION EXPERT TESTIMONY! @carbonatedCaravanserai stays open all hours of the night and day
S.o°da drink .o°nly n.o°t really f.o°o.d but yes
Appreciate the thought all the same. But I already got my fix of sugary drinks