Mishka Ionage
@clumsyAnomaly
I do not look like any other troll. Do you know the statistical nightmare to have someone with the exact same blood shade and horns? (https://forms.gle/aWmx7TtxLFVGujWP6 Ask questions here! She/her)
Deadlock at 9am, this will go terribly for my mood today~
1 HOP3 YOU RUN 1NTO M3 C4US3 1 DON'T PL4Y TO W1N 1 4LW4YS PL4Y L4SH 4ND HUNT DON'T ON3 P3RSON SP3C1F1C4LLY 4ND M4K3 1T MY M1SS1ON TO M4K3 TH3M H4V3 TH3 WORST 3XP3R13NC3 KNOWN TO M4N
https://skribbl.io/?kicjbjzz :33 < purrrrlease i wrote so many homestuck words fur this
(ooc: creating trollsonas is just creating dolls to smash against eachother. all of the creations either exist to fistbump, beat the tar out of eachother, or smooch.)
wh3r3 4r3 d4 b00b13s 1 us3d t0 s33 th3m l1k3 3v3ry d4y #nsfw #s3ndch1tt
Depends on the day, some weekends you can't go 3 posts without rack and/or bulge on the timeline
whats everyones favourite pawrt about hallows eve by the way??? the tricks?? the treats?? the scary pawrts??? the costumes??? tail me!!!
Costumes and the treats. Can't beat something sweet. And seeing cool costumes is a nice bonus
How long has it been WHAT THE FUCK how is it MAY already
>>| greetings .and welcome back.
POINT OF ORDER! like, i didn't put "absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering" in my bio arbitrarily. i do just have actual thousands of #tmtg cards in my hive and sylladex at any given moment
Gog help you if you ever have some kind accident with that. I hope they're sleeved!
READING ONTO THE RECORD! of course they are?? i mostly use katana but the latest dragonshield product has been pretty solid so ive been using that more and more. you wouldn't catch me dead playing an unsleeved deck
I've heard good stuff about those. I'll have to peek into em a bit more at your recommendation
upon furthEr invEstigation into thE prEviously mEntionEd archaic shipping shipping charts, it appEars as though truly anciEnt altErnians had morE typEs of romancE than thE four quadrants. assuming that somE instancEs arE synonymous with Each othEr, i'm still up to 24 catEgoriEs of romancE so far.
,,i will figure out image posting and it will be of niche fetishes that only interest me,, ,,#nsfw,,
(Just gotta link to it. Like imgur, file garden or the like. I'd reccomend file garden a lot cause you can always delete way older images if needed) https://files.catbox.moe/uu5j9i.png (Example here)
>>| have .anyone seen .online lower than 50? for me .it feels the first time .it .almost took the bottom 60.
The highs and lows fluctuate a lot, must be the sun coming out so everyone is turning in
>>| fuck. kicking new night with two bottles .of .energy drinks. now my .acid tract start to twist .in the most painful way. .i think .i may get back to the cocoon, .if the pain won't fade .away. #substance
Eventually if you put up with it enough your body will stop fighting it. Thats my secret
,,wasting a day doing nothing feels better than wasting a day doing things i hate,,
Jegus I wake up and theres so much bulge on the timeline. I'm not complaining just holy shit the horny hit quick tonight, usually you all wait till theres only 80 users left~ #nsfw
sorry! couldn't help but share some bulge hehehe :B
Like I said I'm not complaining, one hell of a way to wake up honestly
>--D=The=variety=in=the=shapes=and=sizes=is=intriguing=if=nothing=else=and=it=is=nice=to=know=that=the=empire=won't=be=lacking=in=the=genetic=material=department=at=least=haha=:D=#nsfw//<
While weird to say...yeah you are right on that front. Seems the usual 'only highbloods got big bulges' myth isn't quite true either #nsfw
>--D=I=never=really=had=a=reason=to=doubt=that=considering=my=own=size=have=you=:?=#nsfw//<
I don't know your bulge size, or if I've seen it I've forgotten it in one for my days long recuprecoon sessions #nsfw
>--D=You=haven't=I=just=meant=that=maybe=by=the=way=you=spoke=you=were=under=the=assumption=that=lowbloods=were=on=the=lower=end=of=the=size=spectrum=due=to=your=own=size=which=not=that=it=matters=I=don't=care=about=size=either=way=and=I=think=our=current=culture=vastly=overrates=it=as=a=physical=trait=regardless=haha=:P=#nsfw//<
I don't exactly go about staring at bulges on purpose unless they end up on my dashboard. Just a myth some trolls perpetuate to make themselves feel better. You're so right about the overrating part, theres a lot of better part to a troll than just the bulge. #NSFW
:33 < Alert to all gooners hh3h3:3 :33 < it's goon hour >>>:3
oh it’s that kind of night
>>| .if .i'll go .into the bar .and some highblood will start hitting .on me. first .of .all, .i'd slap his face so hard, .i'd see his color .on his cheek .and .if not .i'll slap .it .again . .and then .i'll drag his .ass to nearest pailing location .and let him do me however he wants to. fuck, .i .even consider such .opportunity .even for pesky lowblood! #nsfw