♦ pitied by @clumsyAnomaly
B33 < can i also sign up to purrotect all the jades B33 < not that they really n33d it but yk
•° dr*pp!n t* my knees and wa!l!ng !n abject m!sery (fr!end w*nt let me sleep !n h!s h!ve *verl!ght because ! g* d!gg!n !n h!s fr!dge wh!le he’s asleep)
you all wish you were me right now https://file.garden/aerg5N7dt0Euhalp/8ulge.jpg #nsfw
POINT OF ORDER! just don't use UltraPro. i've hears that they're stepping up too, but literally only from their sponsored segments on Troll Command Zone lol
POINT OF ORDER! like, i didn't put "absolute freak for troll magic: the gathering" in my bio arbitrarily. i do just have actual thousands of #tmtg cards in my hive and sylladex at any given moment
,,I regret to inform you if your posting here it cant be normal,, ,,#normalposting,,
so like my friends been banned and they asked me to submit his apology https://file.garden/aPO8brGC2g82JiEr/imagen_2026-04-16_214800037.png he is @warioepicFan btw and im not very sure of what he did tbh
upon furthEr invEstigation into thE prEviously mEntionEd archaic shipping shipping charts, it appEars as though truly anciEnt altErnians had morE typEs of romancE than thE four quadrants. assuming that somE instancEs arE synonymous with Each othEr, i'm still up to 24 catEgoriEs of romancE so far.
>>| don't get me wrong, but .i'm drooling .over purplebloods freakazoids. from .all cult .and clowns to gruesome .and rampage stuff. .it's hot.
>--D=They=could=be=really=shy=and=like=star=struck=by=you=I=mean=your=profession=is=so=impressive=after=all=haha=:)//<
i'm starting to think my somno kink ain't worth thE mEssEs i gotta clEan up. #nsfw
gog i n33d mor3 yaoi and cocain3 #substanc3
An #eridanweek finale official post. #gore #murder Good morning, all!!! For those of you attentive to religious milestones from worlds past, this day holds some significance. For others, it is merely the bookend on yet another long, toiling week. I propose an alternative! Day Five of #eridanweek was an endeavor of such indulgence that on Day Six, I bid you all rest. You may be feeling your own regrets. Remorse, guilt, embarrassment. A FOOLISHNESS for trusting someone close to you, or yourself for allowing that to happen. And perhaps you are even thinking to yourself: "Gee whiz!!! I am such a piece of shit BETRAYER to all things I ever held dear!" Well, come on down to the ORIGINAL #ERIDANWEEK VENUE for the ULTIMATE ACT OF ATONEMENT. This moral laxative is sure to grease the skids on utterly vacating you of ALL the self-doubt and emotional complications presently bloating you to discomfort. Your FIGURE OF WORSHIP is here to REDEEM YOU OF YOUR SINS. My sins! And most of all, HIS OWN PUTRID REPREHENSIBLE SINS. PAST AND PRESENT. You are reading this correctly. This evening, Eridan Ampora WILL BE CRUCIFIED. He will die FOR YOU, dearest worshipper. And we will all feel a whole lot better about ourselves. And if you personally were murdered by Eridan Ampora, YOU are entitled to a FREE JUMBO BUTTERSCOTCH TURNOVER. Visit the NANNA'S HANDPIES stand to redeem both this offer and your own moral failings. Happy fucking Eridan Week, traitor! >:( @caligulasAquarium
(dam the hate b00ts made it t00 chittr p0000r saps are falling f00r it reminds me 00f my 00ld days as a grublr tr00ll)>
https://media.tenor.com/DmrOf7Klh5kAAAAM/johnny-bravo-i-wonder-if-i-could-hunt-him-for-sport.gif Me at any eridan
// just a heads up i only block if you post too much nsfw or if i find you really annoying so no hard feelings
Ay baby that2 a 2ick fit it would look amazing on my b3droom floor
>>| .ok, .i think .i need to demand somewhat proof .of @gardengnotic . .i can't believe that someone's barkbeast-like bulge can be that big .as people saying. .and for .other reasons, .i guess. #nsfw
gosh okay uh. breeding, making out, teasing and i like attention a lot
You're right. But in my devnse, this is my VIRST GAME EVR.
Sigh, some lusus made a huge mess so I have to go clean it up.. Good light everyone.
▲don't care hold old wanshi is if i see her on chittr i feel like i'll report her just to be sure▼
Yeah, I don't think Wanshi should be seeing all the vulgar stuff this site has..
:33< heyyyy :33< nice horns :33< i bet they would be so fun to have! :33< though i would furry about bumping them on doorways :33< that efur happen to mew? :33< <> mew s33
1 k33p forg3tt1ng how f4t my 4ss 1s unt1l 1 4cc1d3nt4lly sl1pp3d wh1l3 ch4ng1ng 1n th3 4blut1onblock 4nd 1t cush1on3d my f4ll. >8P #nsfw
See we are soo chill it's impoossible too call us names
You Might Need A New Respite System
WHERE DO YOU EVEN END UP WAKING UP AT.
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ I’m… g gonna cull her. Tomorrow. I’m going t- to. Ghh— haah… hah. ]
ALRIGHT, I DO NOT KNOW WHATS GOING ON BUT SOMETHING IS FOLLOWING ME. I CAN FEEL IT.
Sometimes I see the most attractive women on this platform and it makes me wish I had a matesprit or moirail to kiss and cherish... :^(
i m3an 2hit fair 3nough
POINT OF ORDER! i hired this oliveblood to stare at you
B33 < Who else be wakin up in the middle of the night just to run around
ive done a lot of fictional pairing but i think its about time for rankmaid-sensei to try her hand at the real thing! ara ara! reply to this thread to be matched with another user! (tags: matchmaking, speed dating, strangers to matesprits, quadrant assigning, RPF, archive rating: M) a quick description of your type is not required but helps the process run smoothly!
We sho-uld to-tally play so-me minceraft so-meday y'all :] https://files.catBo-x.mo-e/h1cj4k.png