Jade! he/him!
@goodBoy
woof!! he/him t4t lesbians w dave! shhh! dont tell her im on here! :) he wolf! //pfp made by me ooc acc: @jDooc
your ears are real?... :(
she sucked. a lot. a whole fuckin lot. really a fuckin lot.
aw! im sorry! i know that doesnt help!! and i cant replace the void that she made but im proud of you!!!
i- what. what. what. WhAT. >:B
that word.
i mean. the phrase.
i. was that a threat.
i am THRILLED to announce the opening of the botanics of earth-c quantum uranium enrichment research and laboratories, also known as the becquerel center!!! this is just the first step in creating a sanctuary for the botanical life that can be found all over our wonderful planet, and the first step in our multi-pronged educational outreach program!!! keep tuned for more announcements and events in the future as we continue to expand!!! #earthc #botanicalgarden #scientificoutreach #educationaloutreach
i had to do something to make it feel like there was a portion dedicated to you and jake!
its so beautiful!!!!!!! you did a really good job woof :)
yes!!! though honestly tavros depending on how successful this is, i may talk to you about more of a job, actually??? if youre interested of course.
Wait. Wait this is huge. Adding this to my “Places to Visit on Earth-C” list
please do!!! there is still so much that has yet to be opened but it would be a delight to welcome visitors to what is completed!
tOTALLY! i'LL NEED SOMETH1NG TO HELP PAY, fOR GRAD SCHOOLFEEDING, aND ALL THAT,
TO THE SURPRISE OF NO ONE, THE CURATOR OF THE ULTIMATE GRASS-TOUCHING EXPERIENCE IS RENOWNED GREEN PRONGSTUMP JADE HARLEY, YET AGAIN. GOOD FUCKING LORD, THIS PLACE LOOKS INSANE. I'LL SEE IF I CAN FIT A VISIT INTO THE NEXT PERIGEE. OR SWEEP. OR ETERNITY. OR WHATEVER.
yay!!!! maybe by that point i will have the shark tunnel and the movie theater finished!
okay!!! i felt super handsome!! here! #selfie ^o^ https://i.ibb.co/tTnB40TB/Untitled197-20260608162538.png
Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
\ n >< n / #happtohelp #goodjobdogging
\ ! >< ! / #treasured #delighted #thebestdoggo
Hmm... #lapless #bodiless #nolaplife #mindpalace #mindlap #patpatpat
thats okay!! you can just imagine me curling up on your imagined lap!!!
\ <3 >< <3 / #awesome #great #fantastic #wonderful #hooray
i just took a selfie!!! should i post it??! >-<
#YES!
making dave watch brave with me!! i feel bad she did not get the girly childhood she deserved!! disney princess movie watch night!!
༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ ~ ~ mŌōŌōŌvIe... Wa7cH... nIgH7!!!...
D --> Is this considered feminine for humans
woof! #woofposting
XD<[woof bark #woofpost1ng]
awrrruff!!!
(⊱♓︎⊰) woof!
woof!!!
woof woof!! arf!! arf!! bork!!!
woof!!
for human, grossly underqualified for canine, grossly overqualified!!
i don't blend in at petsmart, and that truth remains at the walmart!
i feel so bad for bec sometimes when i open my door hes right there and gets his paw hurt!!
poor doggy. i hope his paw doesnnt huurt too bad
like this post if youre green!! and proud!!
i Could ve 6reen! but i'm red. Cus i Can't be plaCed here.
thats good enough for me!
ohhh.. where can you be placed??
i'll letCha know if i find out! >◡<
hehe! i will be waiting so patiently!!!
hvhbCjv 6osh!! 6uess i'd better find out quiCk!!
i could eat three pounds of cheese in one sitting!!
GROSS.
QUIT CHEWING SO FUCKING LOUD THEN.
wow you seem really upset about something!!! i still cant hear you over this entire pound of cheese i am shoveling into my mouth!!!
THAT'S FUCKING ATROCIOUS.
sorry i still cannot hear you over my tummy being soooooo happy from this cheese this yummy yummy three pounds of cheese in me!!
i will never know what takes women so long in the bathroom! i speedrun using the bathroom cause existing in a small space for too long is uncomfortable!!
i dunno, i kinda get it. i can get lost in the process of it all just hanging out in the small corner of the world (like on the toilet). then i spend an unusually long time touching up in front of the mirror. i read that you shouldn't spend too long on the toilet, though. that's how you get hemorrhoids.
now i am gonna ponder if my john is a loser that hangs out in the bathroom too!!!
hey!! i'm not a loser! hahahaha it's not like i *hang out* in there! i just take my time that's all!
AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #jadehour
8=8 > AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
awwrooooooooooooooo! S3D