The English Formerly Known As Jake
@girlgothasTerror
I go by Lara now! She/Her
Are you guys aware that i love my dirk?
Jerking off to dirks snoring, im so normal about this. #nsfw.
you'll wwake him up
I want this man in a way i cannot speak about. #nsfw https://file.garden/aBZ5rjzGMXomaV2l/Screenshot_20260620_172136_Discord.jpg.
Accidentally woke up dirk, its no problemo though because i can repay him with pancakes!
I think people should challenge each other to friendly fistfights more often. It builds character! Also thighs :)
Not wholly true. I also respect strong forearms. I *am* a man of culture after all.
★☆ - This is the #TRUEST thing ive seen #tonight
You know the best way to see these bad boys in action is to come arm wrestle me yourself!
At some point my posts should be about something other than my relationship with my dirk, unfortunately i will probably be dead when i stop bringing him up.
KNICKS IN FUCKING FIVVEEEEE.
You know who else is in five
When does it become a socially acceptable activity to choke the chicken with your good pals? Asking for a friend of course. #Nsfw.
Whenever your heart desires honestly.
This is actually such a valid point, thank you alternative reality me!
Y0u kn0w when y0u wear baggy sweatpants and they settle l0w 0n y0ur hips s0 the lace 0f y0ur underwear peeks 0ut and then y0ur tshirt lifts up 0ver y0ur tummy bump just a little bit leaving like an inch 0f bare skin. Yeah. #suggestive
* yeah
Writing this d⚣wn
:33< intimeowtely yeah
I love my ratty green blanket that i take everywhere. <3
#dirkposting............
(( Everyone say thank you @girlgothasTerror https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Untitled614_20260611233659.png https://file.garden/agS5WwzKlhVH5a2r/Untitled614_20260611233759.png
oH NO CUTE--))
I cannot WAIT for our date.
Heeell◯ beȺu†iiiful
okaybut if you hurt her feelings im gonna cullyou as her moirail okay so pleasebe sure to engage in her freak and talk to her and give her prettyflovvers
i am named bucket cumjar. think i can match the freak. #nsfw.
I take offense to the pity on my last post, i am in a loving and (mostly) healthy relationship with my strider!
I love my dirk.
If i see ANY knicks hate i am just blocking you.
c< aH, cOOl, tHaNKs 4 iN4MiNg Me! >c
@/businessAccount shares your same sentiment. I think he's passed out in a pool of his own vomit though.
no hat on knicks but may i say... the spurs really kicked their ass yesterday.
how does his "aura" throw off anything. bet he wasnt even paying attention or nothing. your just upset cause your team lost to a city in texas.
He used his malignant wizard abilities to alter the course of history, im sorry to say but its the truth.
... to have san antonio win by a a few points... to have TEXAS a state which TED CRUZ is head of.. who has proven TIME AND TIME AGAIN HE DOESNT CARE, why would he? unless you think trump thinks any better of texas as he does any other place then im sorry to tell you. man child doesnt have magic. he has black mail.
Is it unreasonable if i sacrifice jane for a knicks win?
Fuck the Knicks.
okay!!! i felt super handsome!! here! #selfie ^o^ https://i.ibb.co/tTnB40TB/Untitled197-20260608162538.png
Bark! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #puppymoded
\ n >< n / #happtohelp #goodjobdogging
\ ! >< ! / #treasured #delighted #thebestdoggo
Hmm... #lapless #bodiless #nolaplife #mindpalace #mindlap #patpatpat
thats okay!! you can just imagine me curling up on your imagined lap!!!
\ <3 >< <3 / #awesome #great #fantastic #wonderful #hooray
Pillow princess? Like from adventure time? #nsfw.
Service top? thats what i planned on doing! #nsfw.
Power bottom? I didnt know they needed electricity. #nsfw.
well, an unpowered bottom is a pillow prin(ess, i think
i expe(t a (ut of the notifi(ations