The English Formerly Known As Jake
@girlgothasTerror
I go by Lara now! She/Her
Jerking off to dirks snoring, im so normal about this. #nsfw.
you'll wwake him up
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ No one is ever try.ing to go freak4freak www.ith Tevsie https:// does this mean she www.ins the freak off?
I regret to say i may outfreak you..
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ Howww. many times have you www.alked dowww.n an alley to jerk off to the perfect brick lay.ing of the nearby build.ings? @0,,,@
╰┈➤ˎˊ˗ ╰┈➤ 𝙸 try not to have s.exe because it ruins my goon.ing potential to have someone all up in my shit https:// but 𝙸 have had s.exe in a crowww.ded lecture hall @~@
part 2. well. locke had a fun time with this. um. yeah. end of 10k kull. i'm gonna throw myself into the ocean now. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/649051d8e894.png #nsfw
Good lord.
When does it become a socially acceptable activity to choke the chicken with your good pals? Asking for a friend of course. #Nsfw.
Whenever your heart desires honestly.
This is actually such a valid point, thank you alternative reality me!
:33< i mewsed to be 8 f33t tall but i shrunk in the wash
Is that possible?
:33< absomewtely avoid bathing at all costs!!! :33< mewll be 4 f33t tall like meow if that happens!!!
:33< one billion cute girls kiss attack!!!!!!!
Good heavens. @-@
What is a girl failure
As far as im concerned, a girl can never be a failure.
If i see ANY knicks hate i am just blocking you.
c< wHOM? >c
no hat on knicks but may i say... the spurs really kicked their ass yesterday.
how does his "aura" throw off anything. bet he wasnt even paying attention or nothing. your just upset cause your team lost to a city in texas.
He used his malignant wizard abilities to alter the course of history, im sorry to say but its the truth.
Is it unreasonable if i sacrifice jane for a knicks win?
Fuck the Knicks.
i just took a selfie!!! should i post it??! >-<
#YES!
Haven’t busted out the rope in a hot minute… #nsfw #bdsm
Okay im aware what this is about, but i imagined for a second you were actually embracing life as a cowgirl.