Jane
@condesceVessel
She/Her pronouns Meanest Bisexual you know
Feel like I should say I'm against obliterating twinks. It differentiates me from the genocidal maniac I was.
Bleh been feeling out of it as of late :B
that's certainly normal given what you've been through. if you're feeling up to it, maybe a non-league of legends pasttime to help you get back INTO it a bit? otherwise the usual. drink lots of water, eat lots of good food, spend time with friends. you'll get there.
aw, sorry jane!!! :c
It alright, I'm working on it slowly but surely I suppose
I'm glad that worked actually I have some money to spare and I don't hate myself, who knew that was an option?
...it's good to see you with a clearer head i guess
Not sure what that's supposed to mean :B
idk you used to be wayyy different in a bad way and you clearly weren't happy at all
I mean I was, things we're pretty terrible. But I'm working on myself, and I feel much better.
Okay well I appreciate it thank you
Okay advertising at the worst possible time but as an impressive business strategy to make money I decided to start selling these! Through totally legal and safe means give one of these to someone you love, hate, pitty, or meditate! Prices can be negotiated. https://i.postimg.cc/Z5fJNWdD/PXL-20260621-131218659-MP.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/jS8RfD76/PXL-20260621-131228494.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/L8ymPJ1V/PXL-20260621-131238008.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/JzTRXsk2/PXL-20260621-131251485-MP.jpg
yes, they're just very cute. how much?
Ah of course! For the full set? Hm... 20$
damn that's pretty cheap. how are they manufactured?
With love and care
am i allowed tw0 buy one f0r my janey or w0uld that be weird.
I don't care what you buy them for genuinely, a sales a sale
then ill take one f0r my moirail, please.
Okay, that'll be ten
sent. tyvm.
Sending them now, not a problem
Huh, it's been a while since I've even thought about my father personally. He was a really good parental figure of you ask me. I think I miss him a little bit.
happy fathers day 2 the handful of men i called daddy while they pulled on my hair n made me gag hope ur all doin well #nsfw
This right here is a certified HOOD classic.
That's Some Real Shit
‡ BARS. ‡
pfhh. hehehe.
This Is Where I Secretly Admit That I Like Calling Partners " Daddy " And That Is Why I Hate It When My Friends " Daddy " Post Before I Retreat Into My Burrow Once More.
Slow day...
Okay yeah I'm not going through with that I'm coming up with a better business strategy. Who here would watch me stream league?
I'm regretting this.
My own morals and values Or Money Decisions decisions...
Very very wise words.
Being?
:33< money of course
a matter that haunts evry single janey iteration apparently lol
Roro would it be terrible of me to scam people on the internet desperate for the touch of a woman?
gurl idk what 2 tell u.. im sure there r better ways 2 get paid out there that wont involve scammin creepos lol
Your probably right, and I'm not actually commiting to it like I said its a scam all just for the money with minimal commitment. But also I like money.
I gotta speed up production on this stuff #vagueposting
I'm a bit more sober now, I'm probably going to check on Roxy in a short bit ...
Shapes and colorss #substances
Jasmine :)
nailed it.
That's me!
Hiiiiiiiiiiiii
My arms feel like rubber bands
#Substance. Don't worry, all, I'm currently holding her and cooing so softly into her ear to keep her feeling safe and secure.
Did anyone tell you that youre the softest most wonderful person ever to exist...
Yes you did. Five minutes ago but verbally. It's okay if you don't remember you're very high and so so so safe. :3
Okay iloveyou sosososo much your my favorite person ever
I'm sorry jungle wasn't interesting enough for you warwick, guess I'm clearing jungle as blitzcrank because none of you idiots know what the fuck your doing. #LoLposting
I take it the brownie hasn't hit yet.
I fucking wish, unfortunately every single time I play the jungler has no clue what they are doing I swear to God.
They have not, I'm on my third.
Oh! I see you are attempting a full couchlock! Let me know when it hits and I will arrive with funny cat videos and lots of physical affection to keep you grounded.
I like to think my tolerance is higher than that... But I appreciate it still a lot Jas.
I wonder how many it *would* take to make you catatonic then! All relaxed and limp in my capable arms, not a thought in that pretty little head... :3
I'm not sure, I've never done that many at the same time...it would probably take a whole lot. ... . . . That makes six
Oh this is going to be fun.
And now onto Seven,I'm still not Oh
Alright, I'm cutting you off, sweetie. On my way to snuggle you.
I'm making weed brownies right now I'm eyeballing the doses of weed though and I think I put a bit too much in them #substances
Hopefully I should be fine, I intend to share them
if its 2 much u just cut smaller peices, or ignore that n eat half the pan anyways lol *pieces
There is never such thing as too much weed. #su8stance
Would you like some when I'm finished?
Trust me, there is.
I intend on sharing so hopefully I don't get absolutely wasted :B
u should still prolly cut them a bit smaller than u think u should just in case
Right, I'll do that then.
Probably gonna something stupid... Not self destructive, just stupid.
When you say your into fat bitches please consider the fat ladies you are referring to and address them with a more dignified title, please. #suggestive (?)
what if they like being called fat bitches? :o?
That's different, if the person you're referring to likes to be called a fat bitch then carry on.
im into voluptuous maidens
This is a shining beacon of what exactly you should do.
Hypothetically, id a certain someone were to sell bathwater on her to make a profit and totally not scam everyone how much would everyone be willing to pay for this. For hypothetically scientific reasons of course! #suggestive (?)
Well I'm not that desperate to commit to this. And I'm sorry, League skins cost money. Oh my god I really just said that.
i've c0nsulted on dumber schemes at least. c0mmitment is always required though. n0one's part-timing fucking g0on sales. think ab0ut it though. y0u'd have two understand WHY any0ne's buying that sort 0f shit before trying t0 sell it.
I suppose, I just thought people were freaks who would just buy anything I suppose.
fair p0int. but run the numbers with your human thinkpan 0n how many are indeed buying the g0onb0x in hopes 0f getting something that maybe actually t0uched an attractive woman. and what price point y0u'd have two put that at f0r them to buy it 0n pure blind chance. i'm n0t going t0 stop any0ne who wants tw0 show their b0obs in the bath but that's the minimum i see in terms 0f getting such a venture off the gr0und. well that or just lying. y0u one f0r a scam ma'am?
I would probably prefer not to post that on here for everyone to see without a guarantee on profits. ... Scamming could work.
y0u wouldn't even be in the first triple digits 0f people tw0 post s0mething they pretend is oh s0 terribly risque (but barely reaches LG-6 rating if you think ab0ut it at all) then imply you can buy y0ur way into m0re. or the results 0f more. what i'm saying is n0one can tell if the cl0thing bought fr0m you is actually the 0ne you w0re in a phot0 op 0r a duplicate. or what was implied tw0 be worn under it. besides kn maybe.
Okay gotcha, thank you for your wise input on the business semantics... I will be putting a plan together to maximize profits do I owe you a consultation fee or anything?
i'm having my taxes d0ne by a highly medicated meowbeast right n0w apparently, so i'll g0 ahead and put any fees on h0ld. you have tw0 see if it shakes out first anyways.
H u h
I need money okay, and it's probably just scamming people anyways I'm not completely stupid