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happy fathers day 2 the handful of men i called daddy while they pulled on my hair n made me gag hope ur all doin well #nsfw
:33< money of course
Moral$ get in the way of money. Do what you will with thi$ information
Alright, I'm cutting you off, sweetie. On my way to snuggle you.
#Substance. Don't worry, all, I'm currently holding her and cooing so softly into her ear to keep her feeling safe and secure.
i'm having my taxes d0ne by a highly medicated meowbeast right n0w apparently, so i'll g0 ahead and put any fees on h0ld. you have tw0 see if it shakes out first anyways.
it is okay!!! jane you went through just about the worst thing in the world it would be weird if you WERENT taking a while to find yourself again
7ou went through a lot! no surprise 7ou need 7our time!
wE BEL1EVE, iN YOU,
99% of shiny hunters stop just before they see that little sparkle. Keep gambling!
* wow that has * still not been resolved? * so sorry for u gurl. keep at it you got this
god forbid i mildly alter someones color pallet for a day or two! gosh. :P
:33 < oh nya mew is in absolutely constant suffuring :33 < but mew is ok :33 < mew finds meow extremely mew typurr jus sayin ;3333
oka7 so still a little brainwashed and evil. good to know
@coronateCruelty Is this your Heiress? :3 @uprootedGarden I have an extra room if you ever decide you want a rescue too. [ IMAGE: A selfie with Jane @condesceVessel in an amber field. Jane's face is buried in Jasmine's shoulder. Jazz has an especially smug look on her face, but it does also look like she's been crying. She's holding Jane very close. ]
big fins comin soon
i regret interacting with him
soooo i was hangin out w janey today and we did some baking which was rly fun n i explained the whole thing with callie n told her about my feelings 4 her as well and she said she was goin 2 talk to callie about it thats p much how my days been also i took a pic bc i need u all 2 see her fit its the bi willy wonka outfit i joked about at the start of the month lmao
a little treat, for those inclined~ ;U
absolutel7 fu(king not. make him double dead. triple dead, even. just don’t think it’s impossible
* keep us updated!
gOOd EvEnIng :)
T)(ANK you.
yk i think that mite b the 1st time i seen sumone just won the typo n keep truckin lowkey kinda respect that
nice.
real
I think you’ve got your answer there.
LIFE IS TOO SHORT. RAGEBAIT THAT STRIDER
hi!
☜︎☠︎❄︎☼︎✡︎ ☜︎☹︎☜︎✞︎☜︎☠︎. ☝︎✌︎💧︎❄︎☜︎☼︎ 👌︎☜︎✌︎💣︎.
i burned m7 god damn life to the ground is what i did. i threw awa7 ever7thing that kept me from being me. it made things so, so mu(h harder, but 7ou know what? it was worth it
★ p★rty?
exactly.
starbucks is a company t)(at is be)(ind several atrocities and various acts of violations of )(uman rig)(ts. t)(eyve also actively broken t)(eir unions, repeatedly )(ave invested in military efforts, and even )(ave gone as far as to fund t)(e very farms t)(at employ labor in a sub)(uman way. seal of fuckin approval from me. )(e)(e)(e)(, fuck yea)(
t)(anks
eyo get me one of t)(ose vanilla latte w)(ite moc)(a iced coffees 10 pumps of expresso por favor
mb
You are *damn* fine if you ask me! :3
let me in
eels pike i otter blind myshellf almost every time i open dis fuckin site
Ɏ new troll lea-a-ague of legends cha-a-ampion dropped. 'da-a-arkleer ha-a-as a-a-a da-a-ark, mysterious pa-a-ast.' lore tea-a-am working overtime. tha-a-at's a-a-a clea-a-an two words over a-a-avera-a-age. a-a-alwa-a-ays a-a-ama-a-azed me how they ca-a-an sa-a-ay so much with so little. Ɏ
[𝚃𝙷𝙸𝚂 𝙿𝙾𝚂𝚃 𝚆𝙰𝚂 𝙵𝙰𝙲𝚃-𝙲𝙷𝙴𝙲𝙺𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚁𝙴𝙰𝙻 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙿𝙰𝚃𝚁𝙸𝙾𝚃𝚂:] ❌ 𝙵𝙰𝙻𝚂𝙴! Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Ɏ ☝️ a-a-a rolling golem ga-a-athers no rust Ɏ
SCREAMING. FUCK. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK!
yeah that's step 1, stop giving a shit ab0ut game grubs. step 2 is every teemo player thinks they're cute because s0meone 0nce told them being ann0ying counts as a pers0nality trait. ergo they will take any 0pportunity tw0 go f0r poke and harass until they're lulled int0 a panless masturbatory stup0r. you let them get a little initially. they d0nt really deal that much damage. until they inevitably push you in slightly. y0u fake one retaliati0n, they blow their 0nly actual escape to0l and laugh at how clever they are. but y0u do n0t use anything of y0urs. then when they go in the next time y0u all in and kill them. they will never, ever learn.
#R34L
.real shiT
.women dont love you bacK
made sure to remind everyone to throw something in before they enter
thanks for the reminder, i already know what i'm gonna be prototyping when it starts (Tomorrow btw)
:D
That's not what you said the other night.
HAPPY WRIGGLING DAY TO ME, NOW SAY IT BACK.
𝚁𝙴𝚂𝙿𝙾𝙽𝚂𝙴: 𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚞𝚗𝚒𝚝 𝚒𝚜 𝚐𝚛𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚏𝚞𝚕, 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕 𝚌𝚘𝚗𝚝𝚒𝚗𝚞𝚎 𝚝𝚘 𝚙𝚎𝚛𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚖 𝚊𝚍𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚊𝚝𝚎𝚕𝚢. Ψ 𝙶𝙻𝙾𝚁𝚈 𝚃𝙾 𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙰𝙻𝚃𝙴𝚁𝙽𝙸𝙰𝙽 𝙴𝙼𝙿𝙸𝚁𝙴. Ψ
Dream of me.
is anot)(er tune up necessary?
@uprootedGarden you may come and go freely from my vessel. you )(ave t)(e followin instructions to follow in your agenda to spreadin my will across t)(e stars. we'll start simple and work our way up. 1. we tend to c)(art courses between planets wort)( destroyin to sip)(on resources and fuel. youll start as my )(erald and confirm planets wort)( destroyin and )(arvestin a)(ead of time usin instant teleportation. t)(is will accelerate our pat)( as we )(ead to t)(e furt)(est rin and )(ead to a certain universe... 2. you will begin associatin wit)( @condesceVessel w)(o is our current active crockertier jane. i wanna see teamwork from t)(e bot)( of ya as i prepare team tasks for t)(e bot)( of you. 3. you'll perform reconaissance jobs in ot)(er universes undercover in t)(e future to give me intel on t)(eir situations for me. t)(is wont be now, but may be soon. got all t)(at? ill make s)(ore you're busy and of use at all times. youre free to do as you please durin your downtime, so long as your leas)( remains firm in my grasp, )(ound.
:))
(=^･⩊･^=) < I'D TOTALLY LET DAMEOWRA DO HORRIBLE THINGS TO ME!~ （=´∇｀=）
NO IDEA WHAT’S GOING ON BUT I SIDE WITH THE RED ONE.
Sweet dreams.
Wait, you're on DND, not Friends Only. Well that's awkward. Maybe turn that off?
Follow me so I can DM you. No need to make this public.
No, no. Please keep going. If you need any extra incentive, you can just picture the look in my eyes when you killed me. I'm sure that will make you want to turn off your higher brain functions.
> well fu- 💥💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 💥 <
thank fucking god.
I can say with confidence that that particular iteration of me is devastated to be a human and a cat separately again. She could really use a lover's embrace. And she forgives you.
This you?
No don't you're so sexy aha!
▲that we can agree on▼
someone said they had a dream about a chittr slander video. so i have made one. #chittr-resident https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3KEm-aunY4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6XOC5OjF09k
I miss you.
You're contradicting yourself. But you know that, and you don't care. If you cared about contradicting yourself, you wouldn't be serving )(er.
((Small little tiny OOC break to share with y'all that my dad is officially cancer-free. Fuck cancer))
i mean im a lil worried given your posts
Take your meds.
:33 < NYANASFYSANFASYFANYAMAEWO WMEHAYSD :33 < * the mighty huntress gets shot down by the twink canon * :33 < https://i.imgur.com/Z7iUw8v.png :33 < #nsfw
NOOOOOO #MYTWINKZ NOT MY TWINKZ NOOOOOO NOOO LOL ANYWAY.
embrace t)(e madness. t)(ats )(ow we must operate unseen in broad daylig)(t.
diversit7 win!
@corallineCataclysm https://i.postimg.cc/XYNtXYPJ/IMG-1220.gif #flashing
✋︎ 👍︎✌︎☠︎🕯︎❄︎ 🕈︎✌︎✋︎❄︎ ❄︎⚐︎ 💧︎☜︎☜︎ ✡︎⚐︎🕆︎ ✌︎☝︎✌︎✋︎☠︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ ✞︎☜︎☼︎✡︎ 💧︎⚐︎⚐︎☠︎📬︎
:33 < beclaws mew like meow ;3
ⒻⓊⓃ ⒻⒶⒸⓉ #6 Ⓣhe 8one that supports your eye8all is called the or8ital phloor and is super paper thin! Ⓘt has a large empty cavity on the opposite side. Ⓦhen you get hit hard in the eye instead of your eye8all itselph rupturing the 8one underneath your eye 8reaks, which is called an or8ital phloor phracture. Ⓣhis releases the pressure phrom the impact and saves your eye. Ⓘph you crush a 8each8all against a concrete wall you can pop it, 8ut iph you try crush it against a thin drywall the wall 8reaks 8ut the 8each8all is phine. Ⓢame concept!
yeah i saw
「DO NOT.」
#wizard time https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/586b3a247f6c.jpg
alrite sure
sooooo cause why not ama https://forms.gle/zyuVHzPCjTzp8TA7A um have fun
love can be snuffed away wit)( t)(e rig)(t stimulation to t)(e correct brain regions. t)(ats w)(at i love about bioc)(emistry; muc)( like t)(e rest of t)(e body, its tangible, and t)(oug)( complex, it is most C-----ERTAINLY MALL----EABL-------E!
I am being surrounded by the secret society. I sound like a lunatic.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #LookingIntoIt.
Guh.
𝗕𝟯𝟯 < the journey was hard and arduous but as mew stand befur the mighty birdcat they gift upon mew the title of cool cat and $1 million dollpurrs to spend at the rainforest cafe thus giving you the highest possible award
you so get me.
a)(. anot)(er one. welcome aboard.
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