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Wyatte Vhance

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*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.* ㆍ✿ㆍWyatte Vhanceㆍ✿ㆍ₊⊹ ⊹ ˚ . 14 sweeps 。゚⋆ ⋆he/him⋆ Indie Pop Artist *.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*

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I Think That's My Sign To Clock Out From Social Media For The Night 😶 Deuces, Gang ✌️🫰

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Is There Anything More Rewarding Than Annoying Your Roommates By Playing A Specific Tune You Made Up About Them Every Time They Walk Into A Room You're In? 🎸🎶

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(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. SMOKING MDMA IS MORE REWARDING THAHAN THIS. #substance

Not Quite My Favorite Method For Molly But Live Your Truth Man

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 I WAS ON SOME SNORTING IT TYPE SHIT UNTIL I REALIZED YOU COULD CUT IT WITH MIND HONEY AND IT BOOFS YOU INTO THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE. WAKE UP SHEEPLE. #substance

Sorry For The Sudden Radio Silence, I Had To Take My Dog To The Park Lol Https://i.ibb.co/jjf9hp4h/img-6740.jpg

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🌳⁉️ 📣🐕 🐕💨💨💨💨

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Anyway. 🎸here's Wonderwall

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Troll siri play Creep by Radiohead.

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The Jig Is Up Y'all. I Burned The Fuck Out Of My Finger Making Breakfast And Now Everyone's All Dude What The Fuck Happened To Your Hand. #fuckmystupidbakalife

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br⊙ ᥕhᥡ d⊙es this keep happening t⊙ u

I Got Nimble Fingers And Nimble Nothing Fucking Else

s⊙⊙n u ᥕill have n⊙ fingers :◦/

I Might Just Lose The Whole Hand At The Wrist Atp

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68±1

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68-1

You are too old for this shit man

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I'm Just Trying To Stay Relevant In An Era Where Careers Are Wholly Dependent On Social Media, Man

If you get doxxed for your lame ass posts you're fucking cooked

We All Know Who Would Have To Die Before That Could Come To Fruition

Wait Hold On Everyone I'm Gonna Make A Ground Breaking Post With Multigenerational Appeal.

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I Have Written A Song About The Woes Of Group Meowing In A Dog Eat Cat World, And Also My Friends The Horses And The Spidermoth Beast. I Will Not Be Sharing It With Any Of You.

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May you share it with me, Citizen.

AND THE MOOSE?

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The Moose Was Mid Why Would I Write A Song About Him.

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You fucking suck. I'm telling Alan.

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Alas, The Respectable Mysterious Detective, I Must Bury This In The Archives That Way When I Die In Like 10 Sweeps From A Tragic Accident, They Can Go Through My Body Of Work And Discover It Then And Publish It In A Compilation Album Of My B Sides.

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Hm... This is peculiar but I will not stop you from doing such.

Anyway. Back To My Regularly Scheduled Meowing. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow Meow.

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8=D < NEIGGGGHHHH!

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Mid At Best.

There We Go! That's What I Am Talking About!

✨🍭🕷️ i didn't realize i needed vocalizations to come play.... call me my ancestor because I am feeling #theSilenced 🕷️🍭✨

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Yeah Man Do It With Your Chest

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You have problems. And hate.

Well I Did Call For Group Meowing

Only The Best For You, Sugarplum

✨🍭🕷️ and I can't come stamp my feet? wiggle my palps? exclusionary. bigoted. ABLEIST EVEN?? 🕷️🍭✨

Well As Long As Your Little Feet Can Make Satisfying Little Tap Tap Sounds Then By All Means

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I'm Gonna Start Blocking Dogs Who Bark In My Meowing Zone >>:{ I Respect 1 Big Dog And None Of You Are Him </3

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Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow Meow #groupmeowing #catboy4lyfe

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Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark Bark

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Hisssss Fstfst Hisssssssssss

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I agree! BARKBARKBARKBARK!!!!!!!

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:33< meow meow meow meow meow meow meow!!!

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Fuck I Almost Missed Group Meowing

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Btw Group Meowing Starts In 20 Minutes.

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Then when THE HELL does the group BARKING start? >:[

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Dude I Literally Just Saw You Mutually Howling On The Dash, Smh. This Is For The Catboys, Do Not Derail

WHAAAATEVER DUDE >:P

Update: I Have Pulled All The Blades Out Of The Fretboard. What Was Even The Point Of This It's Acoustic It's Not Even Punk, It's Just Ruining A Perfectly Good Fretboard, Which I Now Have To Replace

Like They Ain't Anywhere That'll Cuz The Strings But Like. Oww Man.

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Cut* Even

Hey Man On A Scale Of Like Maybe 1 To 10 How Serious Is Like. Finding Out Part Of The Fretboard On Your Secondhand Guitar Has Razorblades, Asking For A Friend

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idk h⊙ᥕ seri⊙us d⊙es it l⊙⊙k?

Like My Friend Who Totally Exists Might Need Stitches

g⊙tchaaa ᥕell dᥕ!! just keep s⊙me pressure ⊙n ur shit. u kn⊙ᥕ h⊙ᥕ t⊙ seᥕ?

Only Well Enough To Make Clothes Look Cooler, Not So Much Held Together. I Got A Broodmate Who's A Doc Though, I Just Don't Want Him To Yell At Me Lol

nicee that’s hella c⊙nvenient!! but if u decide t⊙ av⊙id the cheᥕin ⊙ut fr⊙m ur pal feel free t⊙ dr⊙p bᥡ and i can fix u up :◦)

Thanks 🙏 I'll Keep That In Mind For Sure. I've Got It Wrapped Up For Now At Least

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