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Wyatte Vhance

@raucousJabberer

*.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.* ㆍ✿ㆍWyatte Vhanceㆍ✿ㆍ₊⊹ ⊹ ˚ . 14 sweeps 。゚⋆ ⋆he/him⋆ Indie Pop Artist *.·:·.☽✧ ✦ ✧☾.·:·.*

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Is There Anything More Rewarding Than Annoying Your Roommates By Playing A Specific Tune You Made Up About Them Every Time They Walk Into A Room You're In? 🎸🎶

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@mercurialGorepriest[MG]

(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YES. SMOKING MDMA IS MORE REWARDING THAHAN THIS. #substance

Not Quite My Favorite Method For Molly But Live Your Truth Man

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Yessssss Bitch 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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Pink

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Yes

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You're Right And You Should Say It.

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The Jig Is Up Y'all. I Burned The Fuck Out Of My Finger Making Breakfast And Now Everyone's All Dude What The Fuck Happened To Your Hand. #fuckmystupidbakalife

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br⊙ ᥕhᥡ d⊙es this keep happening t⊙ u

I Got Nimble Fingers And Nimble Nothing Fucking Else

s⊙⊙n u ᥕill have n⊙ fingers :◦/

I Might Just Lose The Whole Hand At The Wrist Atp

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You either traumadump or you die.

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Amen Little Dude 🙏

68±1

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You are too old for this shit man

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I'm Just Trying To Stay Relevant In An Era Where Careers Are Wholly Dependent On Social Media, Man

If you get doxxed for your lame ass posts you're fucking cooked

We All Know Who Would Have To Die Before That Could Come To Fruition

8=D < Is that a no on group neighing then? Neigh... 8=(

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Sorry Big Fella, Catboys Rule The World.

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But Here's One Just For You, For Old Times Sake

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Neigh

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Why is everyone meowing? Has a memetic virus taken hold? Tear it all down, embrace the detonation.

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Group Meowing Is A Time Honored Bonding Exercise. Didn't Be Obtuse

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I Have Written A Song About The Woes Of Group Meowing In A Dog Eat Cat World, And Also My Friends The Horses And The Spidermoth Beast. I Will Not Be Sharing It With Any Of You.

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May you share it with me, Citizen.

AND THE MOOSE?

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The Moose Was Mid Why Would I Write A Song About Him.

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Alas, The Respectable Mysterious Detective, I Must Bury This In The Archives That Way When I Die In Like 10 Sweeps From A Tragic Accident, They Can Go Through My Body Of Work And Discover It Then And Publish It In A Compilation Album Of My B Sides.

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How does one take..."a cute selfie"

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according to millions of catgirls online go ✌️😋✌️

Don't Forget The 🫰😉

Anyway. Back To My Regularly Scheduled Meowing. Meow. Meow Meow Meow. Meow Meow.

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They Bellow I Think, I Wouldn't Even Know Where To Begin Trying To Translate That Into An Onomatopoeia

BWooUHHOOUUhh.

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Do Spiders And Moths Even Vocalize On A Frequency Most Trolls Can Hear?

Mid At Best.

✨🍭🕷️ i didn't realize i needed vocalizations to come play.... call me my ancestor because I am feeling #theSilenced 🕷️🍭✨

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You have problems. And hate.

Well I Did Call For Group Meowing

Only The Best For You, Sugarplum

✨🍭🕷️ and I can't come stamp my feet? wiggle my palps? exclusionary. bigoted. ABLEIST EVEN?? 🕷️🍭✨

Well As Long As Your Little Feet Can Make Satisfying Little Tap Tap Sounds Then By All Means

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