Jane

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

aw, sorry jane!!! :c

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

It alright, I'm working on it slowly but surely I suppose

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I'm glad that worked actually I have some money to spare and I don't hate myself, who knew that was an option?

Kult: +30

Kull: +30

Total: 60

Ratio: 1.00

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

...it's good to see you with a clearer head i guess

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Not sure what that's supposed to mean :B

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

idk you used to be wayyy different in a bad way and you clearly weren't happy at all

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

I mean I was, things we're pretty terrible. But I'm working on myself, and I feel much better.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

dane strider

@turntechVaulthead[TV]

yeah that's what im sayin. good for you is all

↩ @turntechVaulthead[TV]

Okay well I appreciate it thank you

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Okay advertising at the worst possible time but as an impressive business strategy to make money I decided to start selling these! Through totally legal and safe means give one of these to someone you love, hate, pitty, or meditate! Prices can be negotiated. https://i.postimg.cc/Z5fJNWdD/PXL-20260621-131218659-MP.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/jS8RfD76/PXL-20260621-131228494.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/L8ymPJ1V/PXL-20260621-131238008.jpg https://i.postimg.cc/JzTRXsk2/PXL-20260621-131251485-MP.jpg

Kult: +165

Kull: +135

Total: 300

Ratio: 1.22

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

yes, they're just very cute. how much?

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

Ah of course! For the full set? Hm... 20$

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Jinx Egbert

@gadaboutTrickster[GT]

damn that's pretty cheap. how are they manufactured?

↩ @gadaboutTrickster[GT]

With love and care

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

am i allowed tw0 buy one f0r my janey or w0uld that be weird.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

I don't care what you buy them for genuinely, a sales a sale

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

then ill take one f0r my moirail, please.

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

Okay, that'll be ten

Kult: +7

Total: 7

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

GOATlux Captor

@telekineticArmageddon[TA]

sent. tyvm.

↩ @telekineticArmageddon[TA]

Sending them now, not a problem

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Huh, it's been a while since I've even thought about my father personally. He was a really good parental figure of you ask me. I think I miss him a little bit.

Kult: +2

Kull: +5

Total: 7

Ratio: 0.40

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Slow day...

Kult: +7

Total: 7

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Okay yeah I'm not going through with that I'm coming up with a better business strategy. Who here would watch me stream league?

Kult: +7

Total: 7

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I'm regretting this.

Kult: +2

Total: 2

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

My own morals and values Or Money Decisions decisions...

Kult: +91

Kull: +77

Total: 168

Ratio: 1.18

↩ @therealCramue[TC]

Very very wise words.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @lilShitpeta[LS]

Being?

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Shitpeta #fightme Leijon

@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< money of course

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Gideon Godlie

@hisProphet[HP]

Wrong! Good try though. You can have another go! - Galatians 5:6

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Cramue 😉

@therealCramue[TC]

There’$ plenty more where that came from

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @hisProphet[HP]

Cramue 😉

@therealCramue[TC]

Brokeie mind$et

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Roro Lalonde

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

a matter that haunts evry single janey iteration apparently lol

↩ @tipsyGlamour[TG]

Roro would it be terrible of me to scam people on the internet desperate for the touch of a woman?

Kult: +2

Kull: +4

Total: 6

Ratio: 0.50

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Roro Lalonde

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

gurl idk what 2 tell u.. im sure there r better ways 2 get paid out there that wont involve scammin creepos lol

↩ @tipsyGlamour[TG]

Your probably right, and I'm not actually commiting to it like I said its a scam all just for the money with minimal commitment. But also I like money.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I gotta speed up production on this stuff #vagueposting

#vagueposting

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I'm a bit more sober now, I'm probably going to check on Roxy in a short bit ...

Kult: +10

Kull: +5

Total: 15

Ratio: 2.00

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Shapes and colorss #substances

#substances

Kult: +7

Total: 7

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Yiffany "Ruby" Longstocking Lalonde-Harley

Jasmine :)

Kult: +25

Kull: +20

Total: 45

Ratio: 1.25

@canineRebel[CR]

nailed it.

That's me!

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Hiiiiiiiiiiiii

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

My arms feel like rubber bands

Kult: +22

Kull: +20

Total: 42

Ratio: 1.10

#Substance. Don't worry, all, I'm currently holding her and cooing so softly into her ear to keep her feeling safe and secure.

#substance

Kult: +15

Total: 15

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Did anyone tell you that youre the softest most wonderful person ever to exist...

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Yes you did. Five minutes ago but verbally. It's okay if you don't remember you're very high and so so so safe. :3

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

Okay iloveyou sosososo much your my favorite person ever

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I'm sorry jungle wasn't interesting enough for you warwick, guess I'm clearing jungle as blitzcrank because none of you idiots know what the fuck your doing. #LoLposting

#lolposting

Kult: +55

Kull: +60

Total: 115

Ratio: 0.92

I take it the brownie hasn't hit yet.

↩ @legendaryLeague[LL]

I fucking wish, unfortunately every single time I play the jungler has no clue what they are doing I swear to God.

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

They have not, I'm on my third.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Oh! I see you are attempting a full couchlock! Let me know when it hits and I will arrive with funny cat videos and lots of physical affection to keep you grounded.

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I like to think my tolerance is higher than that... But I appreciate it still a lot Jas.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

I wonder how many it *would* take to make you catatonic then! All relaxed and limp in my capable arms, not a thought in that pretty little head... :3

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

I'm not sure, I've never done that many at the same time...it would probably take a whole lot. ... . . . That makes six

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Oh this is going to be fun.

↩ @tentacleTabbycat[TT]

And now onto Seven,I'm still not Oh

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Alright, I'm cutting you off, sweetie. On my way to snuggle you.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

I'm making weed brownies right now I'm eyeballing the doses of weed though and I think I put a bit too much in them #substances

#substances

Kult: +77

Kull: +55

Total: 132

Ratio: 1.40

↩ @funnyStray[FS]

Hopefully I should be fine, I intend to share them

Kult: +5

Total: 5

Dirk Strider

@beatboxingHeart[BH]

This is a tease of the highest caliber.

Another Roxy Lalonde

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

if its 2 much u just cut smaller peices, or ignore that n eat half the pan anyways lol *pieces

Vriska Serket

@araneaeGrapple[AG]

There is never such thing as too much weed. #su8stance

#substance

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @beatboxingHeart[BH]

Would you like some when I'm finished?

↩ @araneaeGrapple[AG]

Trust me, there is.

↩ @tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

I intend on sharing so hopefully I don't get absolutely wasted :B

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Another Roxy Lalonde

@tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

u should still prolly cut them a bit smaller than u think u should just in case

↩ @tipsyGenostalgic[TG]

Right, I'll do that then.

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Yeah.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Probably gonna something stupid... Not self destructive, just stupid.

Kult: +10

Total: 10

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

When you say your into fat bitches please consider the fat ladies you are referring to and address them with a more dignified title, please. #suggestive (?)

#suggestive

Kult: +45

Kull: +27

Total: 72

Ratio: 1.67

Gamzee Makara

@terminallyCapricious[TC]

what if they like being called fat bitches? :o?

↩ @terminallyCapricious[TC]

That's different, if the person you're referring to likes to be called a fat bitch then carry on.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

Gamzee Makara

@terminallyCapricious[TC]

HONK :o) i love my fat bitches. AND ALL THE FAT LADIES OUT THERE.

Roro Lalonde

@tipsyGlamour[TG]

im into voluptuous maidens

↩ @tipsyGlamour[TG]

This is a shining beacon of what exactly you should do.

transgender

love yourself

FOR THE SAKE OF IT

Pure, simple, blood on the wall, knuckles to face, honest to fuck violence.

Hypothetically, id a certain someone were to sell bathwater on her to make a profit and totally not scam everyone how much would everyone be willing to pay for this. For hypothetically scientific reasons of course! #suggestive (?)

#suggestive

Kult: +92

Kull: +92

Total: 184

Ratio: 1.00

Well I'm not that desperate to commit to this. And I'm sorry, League skins cost money. Oh my god I really just said that.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

i've c0nsulted on dumber schemes at least. c0mmitment is always required though. n0one's part-timing fucking g0on sales. think ab0ut it though. y0u'd have two understand WHY any0ne's buying that sort 0f shit before trying t0 sell it.

I suppose, I just thought people were freaks who would just buy anything I suppose.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

fair p0int. but run the numbers with your human thinkpan 0n how many are indeed buying the g0onb0x in hopes 0f getting something that maybe actually t0uched an attractive woman. and what price point y0u'd have two put that at f0r them to buy it 0n pure blind chance. i'm n0t going t0 stop any0ne who wants tw0 show their b0obs in the bath but that's the minimum i see in terms 0f getting such a venture off the gr0und. well that or just lying. y0u one f0r a scam ma'am?

I would probably prefer not to post that on here for everyone to see without a guarantee on profits. ... Scamming could work.

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]

y0u wouldn't even be in the first triple digits 0f people tw0 post s0mething they pretend is oh s0 terribly risque (but barely reaches LG-6 rating if you think ab0ut it at all) then imply you can buy y0ur way into m0re. or the results 0f more. what i'm saying is n0one can tell if the cl0thing bought fr0m you is actually the 0ne you w0re in a phot0 op 0r a duplicate. or what was implied tw0 be worn under it. besides kn maybe.

Okay gotcha, thank you for your wise input on the business semantics... I will be putting a plan together to maximize profits do I owe you a consultation fee or anything?

Kult: +5

Total: 5

↩ @condesceVessel[CV]