Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
vote for jane or ill mother fucking eat you. BONES AND ALL.
calling it. i could let it keep on keeping on, but i think wved all be happier (besides meenah) if meenahs the one wvho movwes on this round. trust me. next up. wvell, vwe already savw wvhy you should vwote for either candidate. jane crocker up against the handmaid. #cronusbabeoff! bouncy, bodacious, a real boss bitch, janey crocker herself! the maid wvith the most, shes got plenty of junk in her trunk, and the business acumen to buy you out if you hawve anything bad to say about it. dont think just because shes a life player shes a healslut. she, uhh... she scares me. and then wvevwe got the handmaid, alternias vwhore-er, the shame of beforus, servwant of time and friend o mine! wvhat a wvoman! you wvant some timestop? shes got you cowvered. time clones? easy. you vwanna get covwered? shes got you covwered. and the #contraptions. oh the contraptions. and the #doohickeys. phewv. she, uhh... she scares me. lifemaid wvs handmaid, let the wvoting begin! #nsfwv <3 or <> for janey <3< or c3< for handy
RIGGED FUCKING ELECTION.
@handmaid this is our in!!!
naut this time gill. naut this time
SO YOU ACKNOWLEDGE. IN WRITING. THAT I HAVE BEEN THE BOMB UP UNTIL THIS POINT. I'LL SETTLE FOR THAT. #CHECKMATE.
fucks that supposed to mean
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same girl.
࣪⊹₊˚{ THE TIIIIDE IS HIIIGH + IM NOT! MOVING! ONNNN!!!! }*д*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ pick me h+maid choose me h+maid please please please please PICK MEEEE CHOOSE MEEEE }*□*{ }T□T{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
No,,, no,,, no,,, no,, no,, NO,, NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NONO NONONON,,,, ¡¡¡¡¡AY DIOS MIO YO SOY ES COCINADO!!!!!
is this. IS THIS YOU.
<8B hhhhhhhhhh,,,,,,hiii uncle Gamzee n,,, nice to see you kic,,,kicking again,,,
"UNCLE?"
... Why not?! <:|
Because he's not my,,, hohoho, okay i get it this is all just,, a big campus prank,,, hoho okay everybody lets pick on the voluntary half orphan by making a fake account for his mother,, and respond to his posts on it,,, hohoho you really got me guys look at me i'm chortling so much my cheeks are rosy hohohohoho,,,!
... WHAT IS A "VOLUNTARY HALF ORPHAN?" I am so REVOLTED by your assertion that you can simply DISOWN your own father. Gamzee TRIED HIS VERY HARDEST, I can assure you. This is NOT his first run around the block raising an absolute ingrate. Frankly, I would have thought your mother would have raised you to show a touch more RESPECT. What an absolutely selfish and disgraceful rejection.
Uhm,,, you didn't really raise me,,, i mean she didn't. My mom,, i mean. I still have my dad though,,, kind of.
. You're blocked. You are blocked. I'm blocking you.
⚇ Suffering, of Saint Kiljoy, The Isolated 52:30 ⚇ "And all I've heard for sweeps is the dripping of water on stone and the echoes of the Messiahs in my auricular sponge clots. I have known famine, and waste. I have known the joy and the laughter. I have known the deepest sorrows and the highest of divinity. Yes, my siblings, I have known it all. But I have never known you. I know you are out there. Painted faces, crowds of smiles, I feel you. Kickin' and slingin' the wickedry with all you have. Whilst I have remained here. Grieve for me not, my kin. Merely live. Sing with your brother, confide in your sister, bring the hellacious mirth with your sibling. Never waste a moment, loves. For my sake. Never waste a motherfucking moment." This last missive was found by a traveling troupe back on old Alternia. Saint Kiljoy had spent their whole life trapped in their cave hive after the roof caved in. ⚇ They spent a thousand sweeps in perfect isolation until their skeleton was found by kin. They were sanctified pretty much on the spot for their devotion to the faith despite the loneliness. ⚇ The truest, deepest isolation. No family. Shit puts shivers in my posture pole. ⚇ MMFWCL to a fallen sibling, and for the shit they went through. ⚇ Rest well in the Carnival above. We've found you now. You're home. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
WHOOP WHOOP MY BROTHER. i know a little of what this most bodacious soul done been through.
⚇ WHOOP WHOOP. Sad shit to hear, brother. Glad you's in a better place now. You got fam all over the place :8) ⚇
This platform's user base has me so dadgum paranoid that I just stopped dead in my tracks with my finger hovering over the "send" button on a PERFECTLY innocuous post concerning my new pedicure. On second thought. You don't need to see that. <:| #Perverts #Freaks And other various #SexualMiscreants
YOU KNOW I DON'T BUY SCENT OFF THE RACK YOU STUPID SOCKHUFFING CRETIN GET OUT OF MY HOUSE!!!
i mother fucking resent that. I DIDN'T HUFF YOUR DAMN SOCKS. i just chewed them a little.
I feel sick.
Baseless and despicable libel.
The particular shade goes by "Scarlet Letter," yes.
I wasn't aware that you filed for temporary leave from Dirk Strider's Dick Fight Dojo Island. You know what happens to bros caught past curfew.
oh fuck bro. NAH I'M GONNA MAKE IT BACK BY CURFEW TRUST. aw shit bro. NOT THE DOUBLE BRO NELSON.
You, me, and one Dirkbot for every minute you're late. Be ready to ride this train.
Happy Father's Day! :B I am fortunate to have been raised by a man of such esteem that it occasionally appears he was downright MADE to be a dad! (Though I suspect this must be mere coincidence, and a symptom of how effortlessly he has taken on the mantle of responsibility. Hmmmm.) It warms my heart to recount the numerous ways in which I witnessed my father try to curry my favor by way of relatability, all the while relegating his own true cornball passions to the back burner. His attempts to reach my stubborn teenage ego burst forth from his poor gentle heart, not at all unlike the spring-snakes at the bottom of a tube of fake peanut brittle. #girldad As an aspirational future parent myself, I can only hope to achieve a fraction of this success. If I'm half as good a mom as he was a dad, my own children will be at least half as great as their mother. :B And really, at a certain point we must set a reasonable threshold of expectation. What was I saying? Oh, yes. Happy Father's Day, Dad. You are a pillar of masculinity and you starch a button-down like you were born in the back of a dry cleaner. In my circle, it is a doggone novelty to even have a parent simultaneously living and respectable enough to maintain regular contact. That being said, I've added a new rotation to your security detail. Don't forget to check in with my office scheduler for your next routine healing. @timaeusTestified#0414 Can you coordinate his next appointment. He's looking a little pruned, lately. Love you, Dad!
Dropped your phone. Happens all the time.
tHIS SOUNDS, vERY SWEET!
In addition to the one scheduled for July third?
That works.
Forwarded: "LOVE YOU, PUMPKIN."
huh thats really neat happy for you
I have been beseeched to inform you that, like any other night, should your evening arrangements not run too long, you're welcome to join him. For tonight specifically, you're welcome to join the two of us for dinner at El Celler de Can Roca.
omgosh happy fathers day 4 ur dad janey!! gnuinely hope hes havin a great one also not 2 be weird but how does he keep gettin more attractive every year?? thats jus unfair at this point
Ok RL thank you for that.
got a mother fucker feeling all calm and placid. UNTIL A BIG PAIR OF RUMBLE SPHERES SHOW UP. then i'm grabbing my cage shaking the damn thing frothing at the mouth making that shit rock like a tornado coming through your hive.
▲i was wondering why 'it' would be in a cage till i realized it was you and not just- part of you▼
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i think i may be too rowdy for a cage down there, sister. BUT I HAVE FOUND MYSELF ALL UP AND BEHIND SOME BARS MANY A TIME.
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hAPPY jUNETEENTH, aLL, iT IS A HUMAN HOLIDAY WITH NO, cLEAR aLTERNIAN ANALOGUE, bUT IT IS IMPORTANT, aLL OF THE SAME,
oh my gosh right!!! happy juneteenth tavros! :D
i need some stress balls.
₍^. .^₎⟆ Hehehe ballsS꠹
(=^･⩊･^=) < I KNOW I'M THE WORST TO EFURRYPAWDY ELSE BUT TO ME AND MY OWNERS I'M THE BEST THING EVFUR!!! THE LORD LOVES IT WHEN I MEW AND NUZZLE AGAINST HIS LEG!!!~ #NSFW #PETPLAY
:33 < its okay, even if i dont fully agr33 with who mewr the kitty to :33 < i get it. i would be a pet kitty to a big bulged highblood too
(=^･⩊･^=) < THE HIGHBLOODS PAWRE FUN!!! THEY'RE SOOOOOOO HOT....
scratching my ass rn. HONK.
⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. HOLY FUCK! HE TRIES TO GET UP AFTER THE GOD DAMN INDIGNITY...AND SLIPS ON IT ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS OVER AGAIN! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Ahhh...I had to cull the mustard, 'course. Can't let 'em think we ain't united. But DAMN, brother, you ain't NEVER looked stupider!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hate when this happens to a brother. HONK HONK.
TЯRUEEEEEEEE. #IWASTHEЯRE
lmfaolmfaolmfao add a “slip” sound effect real time via slide whistle and it’ll complete the chuckles or whatever
⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ damn straight little brother. ⚇ fuck i love it when you talk to me on the wicked shit :8) ⚇
i don’t speak on it often as i find it’s not my place . . . yet i suppose some habits die hard
⚇ as far as i'm concerned ⚇ its your place, brother. ⚇ your place is wit' me. ⚇
i fear that’s not the truest thing, but i appreciate the sentiment a ticket tearer . . . the faithless . . . the lost and wandering . . . i wish you the best of luck in your judgement, though i fear i do not fit the title of “brother”
⚇ awh, monroe... cmon. ⚇ you's a brother to me. ⚇ you's been *good* to me. ⚇ you're my brother. ⚇ ain't nothin' gonna change my mind on that. ⚇
trust me, something some night will flip your pan on things it’s a matter of time . . . though, i know i can’t convince you of this until it happens
⚇ nah, brother. ⚇ no matter what happens. ⚇ no matter what you think you've done. ⚇ no matter what you think in general. ⚇ you'll always be my number one. ⚇ nothing will EVER change that. ⚇ i promise. ⚇
Considering #RumbleNight never came to full fruition, there's no harm in posting one or two of the early promotional photos.
Lik£, OMFG. Lik£, twirling my lik£, hair RN. Lik£, WOW. Lik£, OMG.
Oh my god. (Respectfully!!)
THATS MY MESSIAH THATS MY MESSIAH -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
back off of her you dAFT fucking beast -posted from My Nukia N-Gage CullD
you call this fat i call this slim thicc at best thank cod they canceled #rumblenight because the last thin you need is more cardio once and for all i refuse to be associated wwith the cadre a simps in your comments no im a different breed entirely im not a simp but a snarlbeast in search a vvoluptuous vvixens wwhose slaptastic bellies are wworthy a bein my prey you are so flabby it makes a growwn ass seadwweller wwant to cry
youre like a dainty and feminine little bag a feathers jane you rest gracefully on a single blade a grass subsistin off one dewwdrop at a time youre literally a molecule wwhat more do i got to say
My word, Miss Crocker. Stunning doesn't even come close to how you look here... We are all. Ahem. Incredibly lucky to have your magnanimity on full display here. Tablet end chit. End chit. No don't keep posting words I said END CHIT. I DONT WANT TO COME OFF TOO STRONG YOU INFERNAL THING END CHIT.
bIg aNd bEaUtIfUl. YoU Go oN 'n sHoW 'eM WhAt tO ExPeCt wHeN ThEy tRy tO KnUcKlE-Up wIt' ThE BoSsIeSt bItChIn' BoSs-bItCh. :o)
STOP SENDING ME THIS IMAGE.
THE FINEST OF ACCURACY.
If you would, please heed my advice...https://cdn...imgchest...com/files/eb0d605c4337...png...My Liege
D --> highb100d please lock in this is not how your supposed to act my glorious purple e%pressive brother YOU ARE STR0NG very STR0NG all human love
WHAT THE HELL IS YOUR PROBLEM.
OH SHUT UP.
Hee hee hee hee hee hee hee hee. Sorry. I saw a snack and I couldn't help myself.
brother what in the absolute mother fucking mind melting shit jazz are you talking about?
D --> highb100d king of all the land, you should be more responsible with your job as your birth right, I shall be punished in advanced,
oh man i thought we all done and forgot about all this responsibility shit back on the meteor my big blue brother. BUT YOU KNOW WHAT. big things are coming for the king of all the land. SHIT'S GONNA MAKE ME LOOK STRAIGHT NOBLE AND ZEN AND ROYAL AND SHIT. so don't you worry. PUT DOWN THAT FLOGGING WHIP AND PREPARE THEM MUSCLES.
https://forms.gle/2w9FseGAoHseZEcN7 QUESTION: So you have the apple bottom jeans? Perhaps some boots with the fur to go along with them? And have you ever gotten "low" while wearing them? ANSWER: I did promise to deliver. Pardon me if I retain my vertical integrity on camera, though. I won't be getting "low" on demand.
I DON'T THINK JESUS SPENT HIS TIME SLAVERING LIKE A STARVED BEAST LIKE THIS EITHER.
jokes on you joker i got permission its back to arkham a sigh lame with your goofy ass hey wheres your clown makeup surely its not on my face joker j joker joker 2019 joker arthur fleck im not crazy youre crazy take this dirk away to the rubber room full of rats
arent you like blood relatives cant you just ask him im pretty sure in your case that is exactly what he did quite famously what do you think they did on the first ship to rock it side to side waited for the winds karkat vantas did you think it was a heavenly miracle the disc was up in there spinning that shit god are you really this dense people do people karkat people do people how old are you
WHAT THE FUCK IS EVEN THE END OF THIS REPLY, DID YOUR AI BREAK? DID YOUR DATA CENTER THAT YOU'RE PULLING THESE REPLIES FROM FRY FROM THE HEAT OF YOUR THINK PAN OVERLOADING?
how old are you
youre the youngest person ever
why do you have to be here for this john come on john dont do the windy thing just to blow me off john at least gimme some finger snaps come on john that was poetry in motion and you know that
@timaeusTestified#0414 i need you to air drop me some sopor on this damn island. OR THOSE BOTTLES OF WHATEVER ROXY USED TO USE. or something. BREWSKIS. anything bro please. I ALREADY BEAT THE DIRK BOT ASS LIKE TEN TIMES.
Working on it.
it's over for me. IT'S SO OVER FOR ME. i need a distraction. I'M GONNA FULL BODY SLAM THIS WALL UNTIL I FEEL GOOD.
my ex mate posted a picture and she got such a fat holy ass that it makes me feel like my mother fucking oxygen bladders in my chest are shriveling up and dying. BUT I PROMISES MYSELF I WOULD STAY AWAY. i am a lotus i am a lotus i am a lotus.
i don't know. I'M GONNA CHUG A HANDLE OF MOTHER FUCKING HUMAN SMIRNOFF. and try to jump around and shit until i pass out. CAN'T TEXT HER. GOTTA STAY STRONG.
that's about what i did last night, lol. just let me know if i can do anything for you, man. and keep safe!!
honk honk honk honk honk honk. I'M GONNA PLAY MADDEN. dirk got me it.
(=^･⩊･^=) < DO MEW N33D HELP???
this dribk tastes like texting mmmmy ex #alcohol
#substance
brothers and sisters i am gnawing on a big wooden table just to feel something and i think im gonna break it any minute now.
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