Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
hell yeah brother. these ladies need to stop taking a rinse vwith a prince and start getting hard vwith the bard. #suggestivwe
a bard guides a maid's fork #SUGGESTIVE
damn right he does.
GUESS WE JUST MAID TO GET STICKED. but really, ain't no better mess to make than the kind a bard makes. AM I RIGHT, BROTHER?
hell yeah brother. these ladies need to stop taking a rinse vwith a prince and start getting hard vwith the bard. #suggestivwe
vwoke!aradia - my favworite indiana jones is the crystal skull. vwoke!tavwros - uh,,,,,, i am, uh,, cis, vwoke!sollux - iiim non-biiinary. vwoke!karkat - i use any pronouns, thanks for asking! vwoke!nepeta - :33 hi, howv are you? my names nepeta, i like vwriting and dravwing and playing vwith my friends vwoke!kanaya - yes i am in an open relationship vwhy do you ask vwoke!terezi - 1 b3l13vw3 1n r3stor4t1vw3 just1c3 (wvriska) - vwriska vwoke!equius - d --> let me showv you vwhat happens vwhen i use a spell i dont knowv vwoke!gamzee - vwhats up motherlovwer vwoke!eridan - not all vwwviolets. vwoke!feferi - im a democratic s)(oalcialst!
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delete this
i thought you vwerent talking to me anymore.
i knoww wwhat i said but that doesnt mean you get to slander my good name come on youre not evven gonna do dark wwoke eri wwhat is this cursory bee ess
vwell vwould you say "not all vwiolets"?
like "not all vwiolets are limp bulged gutterchuffers" or something yeah? dont vworry buddy, you aint vwoke.
yeah exactly like that actually its like youre buried DEEP inside me i dont like it one fin wwigglin bit
dont say it like that.
:33< *ac appears in a puff of cute olive-grey smoke* X33 :00< attention to all of our wonderful kin who attend adorabloodthirsty cinemassacre club X33< This furriday #watchaparty theme is one that devoted to our beloved rainbow drinkers, kanyan and pawrim maryam! for what would we do with out them, really? our lives would be a lot duller, and far, far, uglier X00 :33< what is the theme you may ask? *ac leans in close to the reader, they brush ch33ks, and ac grins* #draculaw33k!!! *ac yells and pulls back with a ch33r, throwing cute little confetti in the air* this w33k will be packed with vampires the same exact ones over, and over, and over once again!!! :33< why? mew may ask, well, because-uh--- ://< ˚ˎˎ 。 :33< as we track this story in real time we will get to s33 the evolution of culture and how it warps and shapes Dracula into what we purrceive him as today. :33< *ac taps the chalk board, scribbled on it is acs gr33n hand scrawling* 𑣲 ₍⸍⸌̣ʷ̣̫ʷ̣⸍⸌₎♡ These movies will be shown in this order: ᝰ₍^. .^₎ ⊹ ˖ :33< *ac taps at the nearest scrawling* GMT-Dracula (1931)- @creaticGoeticist our movie master will be showing Dracula (1931) the first retelling of this story on film. on black and white film, played much like its theater counterpart, surely a joy for all! this piece boasts stunning contrast for intense emeowtional scenes. :33c< *ac taps at the middle of the board* EST-Dracula (1992)- will be shown by our wonderous movie master @therapistofThed33pone. this showing will be of a pawticularly moody, visually striking, and perhaps the most sensual retelling of the story. :33< *ac leans over and taps the furthest scrawling* PST-Dracula (2025)- the most recent will be shown by yours truly @arsenicCatnaps, showing Dracula (2025) fur the last time...this is the most mawdern retelling of the story, bright and sharp, having made some...questionable choices along the way, and an interesting watch to close the night ;33c :33< each #abcc-filmleader will make a post of their own, so k33p your ears up and whiskers out for their postings through out the night. you should have thr33 hours betw33n each movie! so don't worry, you'll be able to have a break if you choose you want to participate in more than one viewing, or you have the choice to pick and choose :33c :33< but even with us hosting, it doesn't mean that *you ac stresses* *you!!! ac says pointing at the reader* cant host your own showing :33< you want to s33 a specific movie but cant s33 it when its hosted? host your own. :00 want to join in but you dont want to actually be around us strange and weird beings? X00 yuck! make your own purrivate movie pawty. nobody has to know. everyone has to know!!! do what you want forever, dont let us stop you! :00< annndd lastly but some might say, most importantly...Fridays like always are optional #subtance nights! f33l fr33 to engage in your favorite alcohols and other substances, as long as you can k33p it nice and chill as possible during the movies~ :00< super and and last last lasssstly our club has a suggestion box, if you want to suggest any movie that can kinda-sorta-ehhh be a romance movie click the link below and scream, rant, and rave at us!!! :33c< purrlease. it would be so much fun fur all of us :33< #getin X33
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:33< will mew be able to join us fur a viewing this w33k 33? :33< :33c
I d0nt even kn0w what time these will be sh0wn but i can tell y0u pr0bably n0t a time i will be awake S0 n0
hell 7eah karkat fu(k it up dra(ula-st7le
i am so there
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OH, NO.
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:o) Not long now, my friends... :o) In but two evenings time, the Kurloz Nights of Frights begins! :o) Starting at 9PM GMT (Ghastly Mist Time) :o) We will begin with some wriggler tier movies. :o) The two live action Scooby-Doo films. :o) Further details of this event in my pinned :o) Be there OR FEEL THE WRATH OF THE GREAT AND TERRIBLE KURLOZ! ;o) Tee hee ;o) Did I scare you? :o) Happy Honklloweeeeeennnnn.....
hehe honklween.
i'm doing mother fucking cartwheels on your feed right now. I'M GETTING MOTHER FUCKING TWISTY SILLY WITH IT AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ABOUT IT?
what that mean.
HONK HONK HONK HONK. just for you i'm gonna start holding up a big stack of dinner plates and all letting them spin on top of my hands and one on my knees. HERE THROW ONE ONTO MY HEAD AND I'LL CATCH IT.
in what language?
HONK HONK. you know i do.
HEY NOW. can't do that.
YOU'RE BEING MAD CULTURALLY DISRESPECTFUL RIGHT NOW, BROTHER. downright despicable.
We'll close the night out with @handMaid, as a last birthday gift to @scratchDoctor. Naturally, he already knows what it will say, but in a display of characteristic magnanimity, he wanted everyone else to see it, too. 🌐 SEXY WAYS TO DIE. 🌐 SEXY WAYS TO KILL SELF. 🌐 SEXY WAYS TO KILL SELF FOR REAL WITH NO TOOLS. -HOTLINE. -HELP. 🌐 SEXY WAYS TO PRETEND TO KILL SELF FOR ATTENTION. 🌐 LOWBLOOD SCUTTLEBUGGY ACCIDENTS. 🌐 E-HENTAI DEMONESS CONDESCE DEMONESS ON TOP. 🌐 E-HENTAI DEMONESS GHB DEMONESS ON TOP. 🌐 WHAT SWEEP IS IT. 🌐 WHAT SWEEP IS IT OUTSIDE OF TIME PRISON. 🌐 DROWNING. 🌐 DROWNING SCORNHUB. 🌐 DROWNING LIVELEAK. 🌐 SEADWELLER. CASTE GAP. DROWNING. RUSTBLOOD. MOUTH TO MOUTH. LUNGFUL OF AIR KISS. WAYBACK MACHINE. 🌐 SEADWELLER. CASTE GAP. DROWNING. RUSTBLOOD. MOUTH TO MOUTH. LUNGFUL OF AIR KISS. WAYFORWARD MACHINE. 🌐 E-HENTAI GILLPLAY BLOODY MESSY WET CASTEGAP SNUFF. 🌐 SASHIMI GREEN MOON. \></ 0 results. #Sad. 🌐 GREEN MOON TO EARTH MOON DIRECTIONS. 🌐 GREEN MOON TO APOSTATE MOON DIRECTIONS. 🌐 MILFRAKE CHITTR. 🌐 MUCKRAKE CHITTR. 🌐 MUCKRAKE NUDES LEAK. 🌐 MUCKRAKE NUDES LEAK -MEGIDO. 🌐 DUALSCAR EXECUTION. 🌐 DUALSCAR LIFESPAN. 🌐 DUALSCAR NUDES LEAK. 🌐 DUALSCAR SEXY CALENDAR. 🌐 WHAT LANGUAGE IS PSYCHIC. 🌐 WHAT LANGUAGE IS CHUCKLEVOODOO. 🌐 WHAT LANGUAGE ARE TELEPATHS USING WHEN YOU DON'T KNOW THE SAME LANGUAGES BUT YOU UNDERSTAND THEM ANYWAY. 🌐 UNIVERSAL LANGUAGE. 🌐 GIANT SNAKE MOVIE WAYFORWARD MACHINE. 🌐 RUFIOH CHITTR. 🌐 HORUSS CHITTR. 🌐 SADDLE. 🌐 SADDLE FOR SEX REASONS. 🌐 RUFIOH CHITTR. 🌐 ALONE HOW LONG BEFORE INSANE. 🌐 SUMMONER EXECUTION 4K VIDEO. 🌐 HOW TO TELL IF IT’S MAKE-UP SEX FOR HIM. 🌐 DRACONIC TREE SENTINEL MAGIC BUILD HELP. 🌐 CHEATING TO WIN. 🌐 CHEATING. 🌐 HARVEST PIXIE DUST. 🌐 PIXIE DUST PURRBEAST SAFE. 🌐 PIXIE DUST HOOFBEAST SAFE. 🌐 PIXIE DUST WADER SAFE. 🌐 PIXIE DUST MARKET PRICE. 🌐 CHEATING. 🌐 REVENGE CHEATING. 🌐 E-HENTAI MMF NTR. 🌐 E-HENTAI MMF NTR WHERE THE WOMAN IS THE HIVEWRECKER. 🌐 IMMUNE TO PAIN SINCE IT TURNS ME ON. 🌐 PUPPET SYMBOL. 🌐 PUPPET EVIL. 🌐 NORMAL WAY TO FEEL ABOUT PUPPET. 🌐 NORMAL WAY TO FEEL ABOUT DOLL. 🌐 DOLL NICKNAME WHAT MEAN. 🌐 NORMAL WAY TO FEEL ABOUT AUTHORITY FIGURE. 🌐 NORMAL WAY TO FEEL ABOUT AUTHORITY. 🌐 EVERY AUTHORITY FIGURE AT THE SAME TIME WHAT IS IT CALLED. 🌐 PLATONIC IDEAL. 🌐 NORMAL FEELINGS TO HAVE. 🌐 NORMAL FETISHES TO HAVE. 🌐 ADVANCED FETISHES TO HAVE. 🌐 IF GOD KNOWS EVERYTHING THAT WILL HAPPEN. AND HAS LIMITLESS POWER. WHY DO THINGS GO WRONG. 🌐 CARNIVAL REAL. 🌐 AFTERLIFE CARNIVAL REAL. 🌐 AFTERLIFE CARNIVAL RUSTBLOODS. 🌐 WHERE AM I FROM IF I WAS HATCHED ON TWO PLANETS. 🌐 HOW TO TELL IF CHATTING WITH REAL OR CATFISH. 🌐 HOW TO TELL IF CATFISH WHEN HE CAN SOUND LIKE ANYONE. 🌐 CAN GOD SEE EVERYBODY ALL THE TIME. 🌐 CAN GOD SEE ME RIGHT NOW. 🌐 CAN YOU SEE ME RIGHT NOW. 🌐 DO YOU ALWAYS KNOW WHAT I'M THINKING. 🌐 IS THERE ANY DEPTH OF DEPRAVITY. FROM WHICH YOU WILL TURN AWAY. 🌐 ORDER CUSTOM PRINT DAKIMAKURA. \></ #GoregleWrapped
yk what
...nah
that's my friend. :o(
knew she was front1ng lol
#CW-SELF-HARM YOURSELF.
you wouldnt look sexy ef1n 1f you d1d
dude why no, l1ke, 1m cur1ous
idk strokes my ego if i keep rejectin moby
lmfao, your ego 1s all 1t strokes? what the hell, sure
@handMaid DM me
@terminallyCapricious#2753 It's been how long? Pick your head up, king. Your clown nose is falling. 🌐 get her back. 🌐 GET HER BACK REAL DREADDIT TROLL FOR HUMAN. 🌐 i ain’t even give a fuck anyway. honk. 🌐 DRIVE THRU OPEN NOW. 🌐 do they care if you walk thru the drive thru. 🌐 WHY DOES THE SAME SHIT TASTE SO DIFFERENT WHEN IT’S MADE WITH LOVE. 🌐 does it ever end. 🌐 IS THIS REAL LIFE. 🌐 is it like this forever. 🌐 IS IT ALL THE SETUP TO A GREAT BIG MIRACULOUS MOTHERFUCKIN JOKE. 🌐 big fat ass human throwing it back. 🌐 HUMAN TROLL PITCHPALE QUADSMEARING GLASSES BIG TITTIES. 🌐 panera lemonade that kills humans. 🌐 DOES THE LEMONADE STILL KILL HUMANS. 🌐 panera lemonade trolls okay. \></ #GoregleWrapped
you can say anything you mother fucking want about me. BUT I DRANK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT LEMONADE AND IT DIDN'T KILL ME. just gave me the runs is all after i chugged it. I THINK THAT MEANS HUMANS CAN'T HANDLE THEIR SHIT AT ALL OR MY NAME AIN'T GAMZEE THE MOTHER FUCKING TASTEBUD SCIENTORTURER.
#CHURCH. #CANIHAVESOME. #SUBSTANCE? #MAYBE?
don't regret search number eleven at all. I BE LOOKING THAT ONE UP EVERY DAY. now get out of my goregle you mother fucker.
hell yeah. I RUN A WE SHARE DRINKS KINDA HIVE. no straws either we gotta sip it from the same cup.
SPIT IT INTO MY MOUTH.
THIS IS WHY YOU'RE MY FRIEND, BITCH. coming right up.
i filled this mother fucker out. BUT HONESTLY SOME OF THESE DON'T EVEN SEEM BAD. what's wrong with being hungry all the damn time? HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0f2d2a1527b.jpeg
!wait gambro i think we match! httPs://i.imgur.com/yv7XreU.jPeg
yeah bro. WE DEFINITELY BE MATCHING. uh. YEAH WE GOT ALL THE SAME ONES FOR SURE. you sure do got a lot of love in your heart huh palind? LET'S HANG OUT MORE.
At @therapistofThedeep's request. I don't know that this quiz is accurate. I answered mostly innocuous questions concerning feelings that I would assume EVERYONE has.
I'll give this one a pass.
i was trying tw0 encourage you??
I know. Good grief, does your lily-livered facsimile NEVER buck you with even an ounce of stubborn skepticism?
n0t glutt0ny? huh.
n0, she does. and shes n0t lily-livered. i just dont like the idea 0f some0ne feeling like theyre a bad person because their pan has them thinking s0mething out 0f their contr0l.
Your namesake is in my comment section batting his eyes at me. Don't grow too proud of yourself.
STOP MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP MAKE SENSE IN MY COMMENT SECTION.
Oh dear.
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Oh, brilliant! :|
⚇ As much as I'm enjoying the displays of quadrant dynamics goin' on here ⚇ What with the quadrant corners goin' up against quadrant corners and all ⚇ I would ask that you take it offa my scripture? ⚇
I do apologize for the mess, Isidor. The verse was charming.
⚇ Awww, thanks :8) ⚇
some of this sounds very similar to a story i like about aliens... maybe the author was secretly alternian? XP
SIGH. HERE I AM, BURYING MY SNIFFSTUMP IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES FROM HOT SHIT, YET AGAIN. AS IF I CAN'T SHOVEL THIS SHIT INTO MY GAPING MAW FAST ENOUGH. KURLOZ, YOU SORRY BASTARD, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON THIS RELIGIOUS QUADSLOP. SINCE YOUR COMMENTS SECTION IS APPARENTLY FULL OF A NEVER-ENDING SLEW OF PESSIMISTIC SADSACKS HELL-BENT ON ASSURING YOU THAT THESE TWO COULD ONLY HAVE EVER BEEN DOOMED AS FUCK, I'LL STICK TO MY CONTRARIAN GUNS BY POSITING AN IDEA TO THE CONTRARY. INDULGE ME THIS FACTOID, GIVEN HOW MANY TIME-TRAVELERS, SPACE PLAYERS, AND ~ATH NERDS I'M ADJACENT TO. THE CRUX OF QUANTUM COMPUTING IS BASED ON QUBITS, WHICH IS A BIT THAT CAN BE BOTH ONE AND ZERO AT THE SAME TIME. THE REASON THEY CAN BE USED FOR COMPUTING IS BECAUSE QUBITS ARE PARTICLES THAT CAN ACTUALLY LINK UP WITH EACH OTHER. AND WHEN THEY DO, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR APART THEY ARE, EVEN IF THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE — IF ONE EXPERIENCES A CHANGE, SO DOES THE OTHER. THEY MIRROR THE OTHER. THEY RESONATE WITH THE OTHER. ALWAYS. IT'S CALLED "ENTANGLEMENT." THERE IS NO FUCKDAMN WAY YOU CAN GET AN ENTRY IN THE FUCKING CLIBLE WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A *LITTLE* BIT ENTANGLED. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHETHER THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OR NOT. I DON'T THINK THEY WERE EVER APART.
⚇ Daaaamn, motherfucker... ⚇ You ever thought on coming over, being a guest schoolfeeder to my kids? ⚇ You got that analysis noise on fuckin' lock, my brother. ⚇
RELAX, BUDDY. I'M JUST A LAYTROLL, I DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THIS STUFF. LET'S JUST SAY I HAD AN UNEXPECTED TEACHER. AND WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AT THIS. TWO PRONGSTUMPS UP. THERE. MY CRUMB OF PRAISE. TAKE IT AND GO.
⚇ Mysterious, miraculous motherfucker... ⚇ Aight then, you got it. ⚇ But you's always welcome 'round if you want more scripture to chew on, brother. ⚇
#CreatorHeadcanon i think roxy doesn't use deodorant
and what you dont think its mean to say hey i think this very real person is smelly? like thats not a mean thing to say about someone?
ROECKSY IS THE FUCKING GOD OF VOID. HOW COULD YOU OVERLOOK THE POSSIBILITY OF THEIR VOIDING AWAY ANY UNPLEASANT SCENT ESSENCE. MORON!
D: why am i catching strays
actually nvm i think u mean a diff roxy MY B LOL i forget sometimez that its a common name <|:P
wOW, i D1DN'T KNOW THIS,
Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.
HHNG7RGHHH47NMMMMM
Unreal Heiress tell me more
Do:
unreal heiress. POST MORE PICTURES OF HER AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SIT ON YOU AGAIN.
Venturing into hostile territory. #FeltOpening
coming? maam i live here! there would be no way i wouldnt be here hehehe
H m m m m m
:o) Miss Helilo is my protege. :o) She and I are...very close.
kurlyyyyyyyyyy >////> but yea hes my teacher in my learning of stuff in the felt!!! hes a good teacher hehe
honk. YOU NEED MORE GUYS THAN THAT TO PULL ME OUT OF THOSE BISCUITS. i mean nice dress.
pRETTY!
swweet gleamin hope
Lovely dress, miss Crocker. Only you could pull it off. ::::)
😳 D*MN g1rl... that cake of yours 1s absurd...
Happy 8/8.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.
#iknowthatsmymessiah
Stunning.
Hello gorgeous~~~.
All reactions but one~.~.~. because you could never hate me~~~?
Whoops. I was thumbing you in bed. I must have missed a spot. :B
No not worry, princess~. You thumb me in all the right places~~~~~.
Hoo hoo hoo.
if a clown boy takes you to the energy drink fridge at the troll severed-eleven that is a deep sign of respect in our face painted culture. IF YOU'RE GONNA COURT A CLOWN BETTER DO IT RIGHT. https://youtu.be/pFq1eT9tMJ4?si=RxQgtzir5j4HpY1W
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*eats the rose. ..wait*
Mediation complete! Happy to report I have successfully graduated from auspisticism in just under two hours. Our interpersonal conflicts have been smoothed, and everything is now hunky dory. Frankly, I don't know what takes you people so long. We simply got down to brass tacks.
꧁trollsdont actually want conflict resolved. ivelearned.꧂
Apparently not!
yeah honestly all the mother fuckers who thought this shit was gonna be hard and impossible are on some weak shit. HONK. not us. WE MADE MEDIATION OUR BITCH.
i L1KE, tHE ENTHUSIASM BUT UMM, wE ARE PROBABLY NOT DONE, uNLESS MAYBE, i AM THE BEST, tO EVER DO IT, aND WE ARE? wOW!
Oh are you the one mediating them? Glad it's going well. But yeah Mrs Crocker it often takes a lot of time and mediation and sometimes relapsing into bad habits to get into a good place long-term. Be careful with putting such heavy pressure on Miss Nitram here to solve all the problems in one day!
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF SISTER. best to ever mother fucking touch two quads at one time.
... To which two "quads" are we referring, here? And which participating parties?
Right, right. Right. Yes.
D --> To satisfy "me" purposes D --> I believed that was obvious D --> If you would like further details I can describe my plans D --> Most imvolve the STRENGTH o my skull D --> And an egg timer I keep D --> Just in case
D --> Are you going to tell us where to locate one D --> I would like to know where to locate one