Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
Cleaning out my desk. #StraightPride #Ex #NotExStraight #ExBoyfriend #StillStraight #FYI
i filled this mother fucker out. BUT HONESTLY SOME OF THESE DON'T EVEN SEEM BAD. what's wrong with being hungry all the damn time? HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e0f2d2a1527b.jpeg
!wait gambro i think we match! httPs://i.imgur.com/yv7XreU.jPeg
yeah bro. WE DEFINITELY BE MATCHING. uh. YEAH WE GOT ALL THE SAME ONES FOR SURE. you sure do got a lot of love in your heart huh palind? LET'S HANG OUT MORE.
At @therapistofThedeep's request. I don't know that this quiz is accurate. I answered mostly innocuous questions concerning feelings that I would assume EVERYONE has.
I'll give this one a pass.
i was trying tw0 encourage you??
I know. Good grief, does your lily-livered facsimile NEVER buck you with even an ounce of stubborn skepticism?
n0t glutt0ny? huh.
n0, she does. and shes n0t lily-livered. i just dont like the idea 0f some0ne feeling like theyre a bad person because their pan has them thinking s0mething out 0f their contr0l.
Your namesake is in my comment section batting his eyes at me. Don't grow too proud of yourself.
STOP MAKING YOUR RELATIONSHIP MAKE SENSE IN MY COMMENT SECTION.
Oh dear.
⚇ Since it seems to be a hot button topic at the moment ⚇ ⚇ Hot Shit, Pale Letters 29:21 ⚇ ⚇ "I must go, my palest love. Out into the stars and beyond the Slayiades towards horizons seen only in the twinkle of the Messiah's eye. I won't be comin' back, ain't none of us coming back, but rest assured you will find me. Rest a-motherfuckin'-ssured that I will lay a path through the shining starlight for you to follow me. Become my astrocartographer, love. Find me. Chart out the course and by Messiahs light we will dance and sing and lay in piles by one another's side and let nothing come between our palest piety. Find me. Please." ⚇ ⚇ This is one of few entries in Hot Shit that wasn't by a Grand Highblood. This was from a Cardinal, known only to time as Cardinal Ganzfeld when the adults were exiled off planet for the first time. It didn't happen all at once, there just wasn't enough ships. ⚇ So they did it in waves. ⚇ Sending motherfuckers out to their kin in space. ⚇ ...No one knows what became of the Cardinal. ⚇ Or their moirail. ⚇ Lots of trolls got kinda...lost? To the system? In that period? ⚇ All we have left is this letter. ⚇ I like to think they found one another. ⚇ On some distant colony, far, far away from here. ⚇ They found one another. ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
Oh, brilliant! :|
⚇ As much as I'm enjoying the displays of quadrant dynamics goin' on here ⚇ What with the quadrant corners goin' up against quadrant corners and all ⚇ I would ask that you take it offa my scripture? ⚇
I do apologize for the mess, Isidor. The verse was charming.
⚇ Awww, thanks :8) ⚇
some of this sounds very similar to a story i like about aliens... maybe the author was secretly alternian? XP
SIGH. HERE I AM, BURYING MY SNIFFSTUMP IN ONE OF THE PASSAGES FROM HOT SHIT, YET AGAIN. AS IF I CAN'T SHOVEL THIS SHIT INTO MY GAPING MAW FAST ENOUGH. KURLOZ, YOU SORRY BASTARD, I WILL NEVER FORGIVE YOU FOR HOOKING ME ON THIS RELIGIOUS QUADSLOP. SINCE YOUR COMMENTS SECTION IS APPARENTLY FULL OF A NEVER-ENDING SLEW OF PESSIMISTIC SADSACKS HELL-BENT ON ASSURING YOU THAT THESE TWO COULD ONLY HAVE EVER BEEN DOOMED AS FUCK, I'LL STICK TO MY CONTRARIAN GUNS BY POSITING AN IDEA TO THE CONTRARY. INDULGE ME THIS FACTOID, GIVEN HOW MANY TIME-TRAVELERS, SPACE PLAYERS, AND ~ATH NERDS I'M ADJACENT TO. THE CRUX OF QUANTUM COMPUTING IS BASED ON QUBITS, WHICH IS A BIT THAT CAN BE BOTH ONE AND ZERO AT THE SAME TIME. THE REASON THEY CAN BE USED FOR COMPUTING IS BECAUSE QUBITS ARE PARTICLES THAT CAN ACTUALLY LINK UP WITH EACH OTHER. AND WHEN THEY DO, IT DOESN'T MATTER HOW FAR APART THEY ARE, EVEN IF THEY'RE ON OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE WHOLE FUCKING UNIVERSE — IF ONE EXPERIENCES A CHANGE, SO DOES THE OTHER. THEY MIRROR THE OTHER. THEY RESONATE WITH THE OTHER. ALWAYS. IT'S CALLED "ENTANGLEMENT." THERE IS NO FUCKDAMN WAY YOU CAN GET AN ENTRY IN THE FUCKING CLIBLE WITHOUT BEING AT LEAST A *LITTLE* BIT ENTANGLED. DON'T WORRY TOO MUCH ABOUT WHETHER THEY FOUND EACH OTHER OR NOT. I DON'T THINK THEY WERE EVER APART.
⚇ Daaaamn, motherfucker... ⚇ You ever thought on coming over, being a guest schoolfeeder to my kids? ⚇ You got that analysis noise on fuckin' lock, my brother. ⚇
RELAX, BUDDY. I'M JUST A LAYTROLL, I DON'T ACTUALLY PRACTICE THIS STUFF. LET'S JUST SAY I HAD AN UNEXPECTED TEACHER. AND WE BOTH THINK YOU'RE DOING ALRIGHT AT THIS. TWO PRONGSTUMPS UP. THERE. MY CRUMB OF PRAISE. TAKE IT AND GO.
⚇ Mysterious, miraculous motherfucker... ⚇ Aight then, you got it. ⚇ But you's always welcome 'round if you want more scripture to chew on, brother. ⚇
#CreatorHeadcanon i think roxy doesn't use deodorant
and what you dont think its mean to say hey i think this very real person is smelly? like thats not a mean thing to say about someone?
ROECKSY IS THE FUCKING GOD OF VOID. HOW COULD YOU OVERLOOK THE POSSIBILITY OF THEIR VOIDING AWAY ANY UNPLEASANT SCENT ESSENCE. MORON!
D: why am i catching strays
actually nvm i think u mean a diff roxy MY B LOL i forget sometimez that its a common name <|:P
wOW, i D1DN'T KNOW THIS,
Christ of yore, I am sucked into this corset. I feel like a can of biscuits busting out of this sucker. No, Unreal Heiress. Don't post that.
HHNG7RGHHH47NMMMMM
Unreal Heiress tell me more
Do:
unreal heiress. POST MORE PICTURES OF HER AND I PROMISE I'LL NEVER SIT ON YOU AGAIN.
Venturing into hostile territory. #FeltOpening
coming? maam i live here! there would be no way i wouldnt be here hehehe
H m m m m m
:o) Miss Helilo is my protege. :o) She and I are...very close.
kurlyyyyyyyyyy >////> but yea hes my teacher in my learning of stuff in the felt!!! hes a good teacher hehe
honk. YOU NEED MORE GUYS THAN THAT TO PULL ME OUT OF THOSE BISCUITS. i mean nice dress.
pRETTY!
swweet gleamin hope
Lovely dress, miss Crocker. Only you could pull it off. ::::)
😳 D*MN g1rl... that cake of yours 1s absurd...
Happy 8/8.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.
#iknowthatsmymessiah
Stunning.
Hello gorgeous~~~.
All reactions but one~.~.~. because you could never hate me~~~?
Whoops. I was thumbing you in bed. I must have missed a spot. :B
No not worry, princess~. You thumb me in all the right places~~~~~.
Hoo hoo hoo.
if a clown boy takes you to the energy drink fridge at the troll severed-eleven that is a deep sign of respect in our face painted culture. IF YOU'RE GONNA COURT A CLOWN BETTER DO IT RIGHT. https://youtu.be/pFq1eT9tMJ4?si=RxQgtzir5j4HpY1W
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*eats the rose. ..wait*
Mediation complete! Happy to report I have successfully graduated from auspisticism in just under two hours. Our interpersonal conflicts have been smoothed, and everything is now hunky dory. Frankly, I don't know what takes you people so long. We simply got down to brass tacks.
꧁trollsdont actually want conflict resolved. ivelearned.꧂
Apparently not!
yeah honestly all the mother fuckers who thought this shit was gonna be hard and impossible are on some weak shit. HONK. not us. WE MADE MEDIATION OUR BITCH.
i L1KE, tHE ENTHUSIASM BUT UMM, wE ARE PROBABLY NOT DONE, uNLESS MAYBE, i AM THE BEST, tO EVER DO IT, aND WE ARE? wOW!
Oh are you the one mediating them? Glad it's going well. But yeah Mrs Crocker it often takes a lot of time and mediation and sometimes relapsing into bad habits to get into a good place long-term. Be careful with putting such heavy pressure on Miss Nitram here to solve all the problems in one day!
YOU SAID IT YOURSELF SISTER. best to ever mother fucking touch two quads at one time.
... To which two "quads" are we referring, here? And which participating parties?
Right, right. Right. Yes.
D --> To satisfy "me" purposes D --> I believed that was obvious D --> If you would like further details I can describe my plans D --> Most imvolve the STRENGTH o my skull D --> And an egg timer I keep D --> Just in case
D --> Are you going to tell us where to locate one D --> I would like to know where to locate one
"Big Mama" like a fat bitch. ... "BIG MAMA" LIKE A "FAT BITCH???"
D --> Are you going to tell us where to locate one D --> I would like to know where to locate one
something wr0ng?
... To satisfy what purpose?
YOU KNOW DAMN WELL- let me calm down.
D --> To satisfy "me" purposes D --> I believed that was obvious D --> If you would like further details I can describe my plans D --> Most imvolve the STRENGTH o my skull D --> And an egg timer I keep D --> Just in case
DM me.
It may sound malicious coming from me, 8ut there's nothing wrong with 8eing overweight.
Can you imagine anything more ill-fated.
holup. im listening.
I know next to nothing about the clown, but I trust this relationship implicitly. -- Posted from my Texas Instruments TI-84 Graphing Calculator --
You were what.
I fear Tavros is going to be torn to pieces.
Oh, DO update the public on how this goes. Actually, I'll provide a much more reliable account of events!
... ... ... Thank you. :X
wait really? GOOD CAUSE THEN YOU CAN BE ALL UP AND LESS WORRIED ABOUT ME BREAKING UP YOUR PUBLIC IMAGE AND ALL. if they got the firsthand mother fucking accounts of me and you rejuvenating our sick nasty love complexes then can't anybody tell us we ain't meant to be together.
I thought the purpose of mediation was simply that we don't kill one another.
thats just step one. STEP TWO IS WHAT WE DECIDE TO DO ONCE WE ALL UP AND ABLE TO BE IN THE SAME ROOM WITHOUT SPLATTERING BRAINS, BIG MAMA.
do you feel that, my siblings? the rumble of thunder on the horizon. blueprints scattered on a desk while footsteps rush into the distance. panicked heartbeat against a hardwood floor. old grudges scorned lovers something's on the horizon ;o) and I know something you don't know stay tuned. let us dance tonight, alone.
WHAT DID YOU MEAN BY THIS. @0_0@
oh you'll see my sister. you'll motherfuckin' see better'n anyone.
cake ain't shit. PIE IS BETTER. and if you don't like pie? BROTHER JUST GRAB A HANDFUL OF MEAT AND CUT OUT ALL THAT SUGAR. sugar's mother fucking bad for you turns out.
fOR A PROTEIN SUBSTITUTE, yOU COULD ALSO TRY, a LOT OF NUTS!
mother fucker. PLAY NEVER TALKING TO YOU AGAIN BY TROLL HÜSKER DÜ.
@handMaid AND THEY TRY TO TELL ME I AIN'T WOKE. what's more mother fucking woke than that?
WATCH OUT. @carmineGnosiology. THE MAGIC MIRROR HAS FOUND THE NEW WOKEST OF THEM ALL.
@carmineGnosiology they call me mother fucking wokezee in here. I GOT MY PEEPERS THEM WIDE OPEN REAL BIG FOR MY CLAW HANDED MUTATED BROTHERS TO HIT IT FROM THE BACK. calling that social justice. KARBRO GOT FIRST DIBS THOUGH. you may have to deal with them sloppy mother fucking seconds.
i like the taste. OF COINS.
your color is so hard to read on a dark background!!!!
Sigh........ everything reminds me of her!
၄⋆၃ mmm xoins knew a guy who swallowed xaegar on axxident xause he suxkled on them
sister you hard as hell to read on a light background. MAYBE WE SHOULD PAINT OUR PALM HUSK SCREENS GREY :o)
now this is some fucked up shit. I LIKE IT. keep it up sister. YOU CAN'T FIND THEM VEINS BUT YOU CAN FIND A CHUCKLE LYING AROUND.
၄⋆၃ he died unrelated xause to the xoins but yeah hes dead dead as hell dead as a doorknob
:o( MAY HE SUCKLE ON THEM CARGARS IN THE GREAT MERRY-GO-ROUND AND BE AWASH IN THE DIZZY SPINNING LIGHTS WITHOUT EVER HURLING. whoop whoop. MAINLY CAUSE. you know. THAT WOULD HURT TO HURL SOME COINS ALL UP FROM YOUR GEN MAT SACK IN YOUR GUT. i mean stomach.
~(=^‥^)ノ < FLASH FLICK CONCEPT: ONE NIGHT, WE ALL WAKE UP AFTER HAVING DISCOFURRED THAT TROLLS ARE IN FACT LATENTLY CAPABLE OF AUTONYAMOUS SEXUAL REPURRDUCTION. (^・ω・^) < THE CATCH? IT'S ONLY MEN OVER 33 SW33PS THAT CAN BECOME GRAVID AND GET GRUBNANT. OH. G33. EMMM. PLOT ENSUES. ヽ(^‥^=ゞ)
(=^･ｪ･^=) < OH, AND I NYANT TO S33 IT TOO! └(=^‥^=)┐ #SUBSCRIBETOWORK #SUBSCRIBETOAUFUR #CASTEGAP #PURPBOTTOM #MEWTIEFIC #SMALLTOP #REVERSECULLPURRLAY #ADDEDTOQUEUE
hey hey hey. BETTER HOLD THEM DAMN MEWLING KITTIES BY THE SCRUFF SND REVERSE THEM POWER DYNAMICS. karbro ain't getting on top of me. ALTHOUGH I GUESS I AIN'T SOUND TOO BAD. karbro been through a lot least i can do is let him hit it from the back.
I'M GOING TO PRETEND THAT I DIDN'T SEE THIS. NEITHER THE ORIGINAL CHITT, NOR YOUR FLASHING, NEON SIGN POINTING TO IT, ADVERTISING WHAT A DELUSIONAL FUCKWIT YOU ARE. AS IF ANYONE NEEDED A REMINDER. I *AM*, HOWEVER, FIT TO REMIND YOU THAT I'M BIOLOGICALLY *FROZEN* AT FOURTEEN, DESPITE WHAT MY PROFILE WILL TELL YOU. SO. DON'T GET ANY ASSPANNED IDEAS. YOU STAY THE FUCK AWAY, OR YOU WILL FIND *OUT* WHAT THOSE POWER DYNAMICS LOOK LIKE.
why you always gotta try and pull that cableknit grey wool over my eyes brother? ALL'S I'M DOING IS PASSING AROUND THE MOTHER FUCKING LOVE SO YOU CAN PUT YOUR LIPS ON IT AND BLOW BEFORE SWIVELING IT BACK TO ME LIKE A GOOD BRO. if you frozen maybe you just need a brother with a warm and big.... pusher to help you thaw out. BEEN A WHILE SINCE WE HAD A GOOD SPAR. ain't nothing wrong with grubs conceived out of hate karbro that's an old handmaid's tale.
(=｀ω´=) < H33 H33 H33... I CAN'T PURRLIEVE I ALMOST MISSED THIS! (=^ω^=) < DON'T FURRY. YOU HAVE NOTHING TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT!!! IN MY AU, YOU'D STILL BE _INCREDIBLY_ FURTILE AT 87!!!!!!
ヾ(=ﾟ･ﾟ=)ﾉ < UMMM, HI. DON'T MIND ME. (=｀ω´=) < I'M JUST GOING TO PAWLL UP THIS CHAIR HERE... 🪑ヾ(=^･^=) K33P DOING WHATEFUR IT IS YOU WERE BOTH GOING TO DO. PRETEND LIKE I'M LITTERALLY NOT EVEN HERE RIGHT NOW!!! └(=^‥^=)┐🪑
HOW THOROUGHLY FUCKING MAGNANIMOUS OF YOU. DO ME A FAVOR AND WASH YOUR FUCKING MAW AND THINKPAN OUT WITH SOAP BEFORE I SEE YOU NEXT? I DON'T WANT YOUR ABHORRENCE TO GET ALL OVER ME.