Gamzee Makara
@terminallyCapricious
ThE rEaL hOnK sHaDy. HoPiNg To KiCk ThE wIcKeD sHiT bAcK tO tHe DaRk AgEs. He/HiM. hOo MoThEr FuCkInG hOo.
oNe oF ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg cRoCkEr cOrP PaPaRaZzI WoRmS ToOk a pIcTuRe oF Us wHeN I WaS WaLkInG OuT ThRoUgH ThE FrOnT DoOr. GuEsS ThIs iS WhY I AlWaYs tAkE ThE BaCk. BuT HeY ThIs pIcTuRe aIn't sO BaD. i tHiNk a mOtHeR FuCkEr lOoKs pReTtY GoOd hErE. hTtPs://cDn.iMgChEsT.CoM/FiLeS/69F8Ac9f8f00.pNg
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Hey, this is a really good edit, man.
got back from flarplanet. I'M CALM NOW. just sad mostly.
fuck this. I'M GOING OFF PLANET. flarp or whatever. I NEED TO COOL OFF. and crack some mother fucking skulls like cherry candy. BYE.
Ya hear that @adiosToreador and @caligulasAquarium?! Gamzee's going to FLARP! ::::D
that's a good idea. reflect on yoUr actions and their conseqUences. be safe.
wOWIE,
I AM GOING TO EAT YOUR FACE. i'm gonna feel that skull break between my teeth. DON'T YOU MESSAGE ME EVER MOTHER FUCKING AGAIN. i wish you were like your wicked brother.
i know, gamzee. i know. i won't initiate again.
YOU MAKE ME MOTHER FUCKING SICK TO MY GODDAMN STOMACH. why do you hate me. I'M GONNA EAT ALL FOUR OF THEM.
>:/
she told everyone. SHE TOLD EVERYONE. it ain't enough you gotta mother fucking rip my pusher out and stomp on it. SIT ON IT WITH YOUR FAT FUCKING ASS AND GET SOME STEPS IN. you gotta mother fucking tell everyone i know so they can all point and laugh at me. I CAN'T DO THIS NO MORE.
OK4Y, YOU'R3 4CTU4LLY G3TT1NG M3 CONC3RN3D...
I'M OUTSIDE MY HIVE MOTHER FUCKING PUNCHING MY HEAD AGAINST THE WALL I GOT PURPLE EVERYWHERE THIS SHIT CANNOT BE REAL.
sHiIiIt. I MeAn, I KnOw iT'S DeFiNiTeLy a *No,* aNd fRaNkLy, I'M NoT ToO SuRe i'm tRyNa bReAk mY PrOmIsE 'n sHiT ReGaRdInG InVoLvEmEnT'N AlLaT, bUt lIkE... iF YoU NeEd a mOtHeR FuCkIn' EaR, i gUeSs? YoU NeEd a lIl' FeElInGs jAm sEsH, mY MaNs? :o/
she left me. i got snot and tears running down my face brother.
SHE LEFT ME AND SHE MOTHER FUCKING TOLD EVERYONE I KNOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
... tHaT'S RiGhT FuCkEd, BrO. :o( CaN OnLy iMaGiNe hOw iT MuSt aLl uP AnD MoThEr fUcKiNg fEeL To gEt kIcKeD To tHe cUrB 'n sHiT By 'Ya mAiN BiTcH. i mEaN. sHiIiIt, I Do. We bOtH Do. :o) GuEsS ThAt's a wAy tO StArT MoViNg fOrWaRd oN CoNtEmPlAtInG ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg wHy's aNd sHiT In rElAtIoN To wHy sHe dOnE LeFt yO' aSs. I FeAr yAiN'T GoT MuCh eLsE To dO BuT FaCe tHe mUsIc oR FuCk sOmEbOdY DaY Up, SoN. wHaT YoU TrYnA Do? Me pErSoNaLlY. i'd tRy aNd gEt wIt' ThE HaRsH RaTiOnAlZ 'n sHiT. mAyBe yOu nIgHt tOo. :o)
BEEN THERE. BROTHER.
i ain't actually in no fridge. I FEEL LIKE I CAN'T MOTHER FUCKING BREATHE. i hate her i hate her i hate her. I HATE THEM ALL.
Woah there, champ! Settle down. Pick up those clu8s and come 8eat some sods to death at FLARPlanet. You're like, 8oss-tier o8stacle worthy. ::::)
I'LL KILL THEM ALL. TAKE ME TO FLARPLANET RIGHT. MOTHER FUCKING. NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Alright 8ud. Here's the coords. Got some losers practicing pre-season. Primary Multiversal Address: FLAR-8X:VSK-413//8LUE-MO8IUS Spiral Arm: Perseus Fringe Session Cluster: 81F0RUS-C Dream 8u88le Adjacency Index: 88.8% Temporal Drift: +6 sweeps / −13 minutes simultaneous Sta8le Narrative Lock: INCONSISTENT Paradox Space Coordinate String: ♆-VSK::A5D8:33%IRRADIATED//LUCK8OUND-DELTA
i'm in that damn fridge. I'M TRAPPED AND I'M ALL ALONE AND I CAN'T GET OUT. i broke my damn computer and now i only got my palm husk. I NEED A BREWSKI. i need twenty five mother fucking gallons of that human heineken shit and one hundred steaming mother fucking sopor pies.
:33 < i wanted to let mew out but people got mad at me fur it
OH OK4Y, YOU'R3 TR4PP3D.. NO WOND3R YOU'R3 P1SSY.
kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM. kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill kill. MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM MAIM.
Sir yes sir
DUD3, WH4T'S WRONG TH1S T1M3?
:33 < mew trynna go fur round two big guy? :33 < i bet i'll win
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
i don't hate yoU, dear. yoU seem confUsed - my hatching has yet to occUr. the earth will be a waste. yoU will raise Us, enter the mediUm with my brother, and serve him from there Until the end of yoUr story. i hold no ill will to yoU for that. it mUst happen. bUt what yoU've done to jane...? we all saw it. and i mUst admit, i felt betrayed. bUt still, i don't hate yoU.
NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO. stop it stop it stop it stop it stop it.
i don't know what you're mother fucking talking about. I GOT NO MOTHER FUCKING CLUE WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT. i did all that already. I PAID MY DUES. is that all i am to you. I MOTHER FUCKING CHERISH YOU AND ALL YOU CAN SAY IS THAT YOU DISAPPROVE OF THE MOTHER FUCKING WAY ME AND MY LADY FIGHT. you don't know shit about her. YOU DON'T KNOW SHIT ABOUT ME. you don't know a mother fucking thing. RUN AWAY TO YOUR WIFE WHILE YOU STILL GOT HER. #threat.
SHUT UP.
YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO SPEAK TO HIM THAT WAY. HE DID HIS BEST WITH YOU.
let's not have a go at each other in pUblic, especially when yoU're speaking oUt yoUr arse. ignorance is not a good look on yoU. ... IF HE WAS SO GREAT, WHY DON'T YOU FOLLOW HIS EXAMPLE. LOCK YOUR HUMAN CHILDREN IN A ROOM SET YOUR FAVORED ONE UP TO WIN. DEVOTE YOUR LIFE TO ENSURING THAT HE PREVAILS OVER HIS SISTER IN A FANATICAL, MUTUALLY BENEFICIAL EGO STROKE. OH, WAIT. YOU DON'T HAVE ANY. BECAUSE YOU PUSH AWAY FRIENDS AND SUITORS ALIKE! TA!
And so now you're justified in kicking him while he's down and vulnerable. Knowing he cares about you, despite your opinions on his actions. Gee. Brave soldier of retroactive justice YOU are. I hope you feel like the good guy in this situation, Callie!!! >:(
i sUppose i shoUldn't be sUrprised that yoUr eyes glaze over and fail to parse words sent in my particUlar shade of grey. he can make chUmmy with dirk, jake, and everyone else on the peripheral edges! and he can get into these sorts of tanglement with yoU, no problem. bUt mUm's the word when it comes to dear old callie! if he cared, he has a nonexistent way of showing it. if he cared, he woUldn't confirm my every fear and insecUrity with the most hatefUl bile he coUld mUster. AND HE WOULD AT LEAST DIRECT IT TO THE RIGHT VERSION OF ME! if yoU mUst know, i feel like Utter rUbbish in this sitUation. not that yoU give a toss. no need to pay any mind to the cherUb behind the cUrtain! go and keep defending the clown yoU jUst sent crying off planet.
Grab your britches and tighten your belts- the rumblethon-a-rama is set to blow your briefs plum OFF until youre sitting in your skivvies thinking... *shucks* these guys are going at each other hardcore. Were going BACK TO THE PUMPKIN PATCH. Skipping hump day and sliding straight to tussletime thursday! You havent seen oil like this since #eridanweek... and whos to say i wont be taking two princes once more? Fit to make the last set of wicked heels look like damn tubby time. Two for two in a one on one youll never guess what weve got stocked in the back! Well have MUSIC and RHYMES and best of all... two chuckleheads going railing hard as all get out on each other until the fat lady SINGS. Yowzers!!! Someone turn OFF the heat because this whole shindig is about to be FIRE. Be there or be square... more deets in the works so #watchthisspace! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/beee53c3eedb.gif
Cut out the middle man! Why not #erijake solo style?
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holy sh1t. fuck yes
<-|--|~~ YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES.
i used to pray for times like these i got down on my knees i bowed my head i said dear aoba hello its me again its aradia can you please bring back rumble i would do anything i would give anything i would destroy anything in exchange for this #imcoming #imcoming #imcoming i cant believe this my dreams are coming true thank you thank you thank you thank you im #watchingthisspace #iwanttolive #rankbait #jakedirk #imcoming
wwait a second https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c086ce81b1d1.png
#DirkJake.
Heh i always keep a slot open for a fellow hero of hope! So lets HOPE you can keep your head up in this tussle!
THEYRE BACK YOUREEEE MAD
I am curi9us. What happens at such an event? The p9st d9esn't make it 96vi9us t9 me.
I GOT THAT SHINY NEW ROCKING #PROFILEPICTURE. i'm watching you from your closet door at night. I'M INSIDE YOUR WALLS LIKE IM INSIDE BIG BOOTY FAT BITCHES. in fact i got a little bit of scripture i wanna share for all y'all brothers sisters and mother fuckers who got that big wagon wobbling behind you. "WELL THE FUCK I WILL REWARD YOU WHEN YOU COME BACK TO HIVE. so well will i show my flush for your thicc mother fucking ass, not for a night and a day and a night will you get feeling back in your mother fucking legs." HOT SHIT, FLUSHED LETTERS 69:69. honk. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/32de0e71b932.jpeg
(⊙_⊙) ......?
⚇ excellent use of the hot shit, my brother ⚇ looking FRESH AS FUCK ⚇
GOD, 1 C4N SM3LL YOU 4ND 1T'S N4STY!
PЯREACH THAT GOSPEL A_D DЯROP THAT HEAT, BUB! HUЯRT 'EM _OW. :oX
@gutsyGumshoe look what i found. HONK HONK. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/36b3940d7c50.jpeg
... Where did you get that.
i think the more important question. IS WHEN ARE YOU COMING OVER TO TAKE A BETTER LOOK AT IT. this shit thick too. LIKE YOU.
@timaeusTestified#0414 Come over and sit in this gals hot tub with me and MY BRO gamzee. Since clearly youre concerned about folks getting cold feet i invite you to warm your tootsies something PROPER. Trial by fire! This whole roiling boilpot has already got a greasy film on top thick enough to be scraped with a shitting ladle so i know a thing or two about packing in here like sardines. If you wanna PLAY LETS PLAY.
gh ?rumble two? ?RUMBAGEddON? ?rumbaloo lost in new fork city? ?rumble it uP: it takes two ANd sometimes a THIRd?
YOU BET IT.
Um. No.
You almost hit me in the face with your stupid yoyo ya dingbat.
Let's make like a set of Legos. Bricked up and slotted into each other.
Let's make like a set of Legos. Bricked up and slotted into each other.
concept: "we should talk about this" "kiss me" "youre hurting right now we need to talk" "please just kiss me" "that wont make it better you need to let me take care of you right now" "take care of me by touching me" "you dont need that right now" "please fuck me" "okay" (tags: Reader/Anonymous, palecoded, hurt/comfort, unhealthy coping, #nsfw, #rankworks, bad moirailing, no quads mentioned, shooshplapping, fuck it better trope, archive rating: E)
nah bro go ahead and answer the question. DON'T MIND HER THAT'S JUST MY PAYRAM CLOWNPIG BRO. it's all good.
FIRST OF ALL: I KNOW EXACTLY WHO SHE IS AND DON'T TALK ABOUT HER LIKE THAT, YOU IGNORANT DOUCHE. SECOND: FUCK NO! DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA THE KIND OF REPUTATION I'M TRYING TO MAINTAIN ON HERE?! I'VE ALREADY CAUGHT HEAT FOR HAVING THE GALL TO HAVE BURGER OPINIONS, DO YOU THINK I'M GOING TO GO AHEAD AND DRAW IRE FROM THE 'RAILS WITH PAILS' DETRACTORS? YOU'RE FUCKING INSANE! MY MOUTH STAYS FIRMLY SHUT!
bro she called herself that. AIN'T MY MOTHER FUCKING WORDS. sister is a freak that's cool. WE CAN LET THAT FREAK FLAG FLY UP IN THE BLOWING WIND LIKE IT'S A MOTHER FUCKING SCHOOL FEEDING DORK STUCK UP ON THERE BY THE UNDERWEAR. all like hey someone help me get down i need to get my freak on. MOUTH STAYS SHUT HUH? maybe could have chosen some wicked words better here my brother. STILL THOUGH AIN'T NOTHING WRONG WITH A LITTLE DIRT ON THE WINDOW SILL WHILE ALL THESE OTHER ONLINE BITCHES PEEKING IN THROUGH THE READ WINDOW. like i already got my mother fucking legs broken what else you want. HONK HONK HONK.
HEY. WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU *THINK* YOU'RE READING INTO THIS? YOU'RE NOT. OKAY? YOU'RE NOT THE SHIT. YOU'RE NOT EVEN THE POOP THAT TOOK A PEE, OKAY? NOW IF YOU WANT TO CONTINUE TALKING ABOUT THIS YOU'LL TAKE IT TO MY DMS AND AWAY FROM SO MANY *PRYING FUCKING EYES.*
no keep talking about it here
get him to keep talking about it here onegai its making me feel funny
"when will you travel to the jade palace to cultivate qi and cleanse your meridians? the plum blossom beauty n33ds you." :33 < thank mew fur mewr question!!! :33 < i'm trying to regain my lost memories and defeat some bad assassins furst. the plum blossom beauty 13 will n33d to wait
oops. YEAH MY PALMHUSK GOT MOTHER FUCKING HACKED BY WICKED LAUGHSASSIN NINJAS. i definitely ain't letting this shit see the light of the chittr sun to make sure it goes down. ANYWAYS SINCE WE ALL HANGING OUR MEAT OUT FOR EVERYONE TO SEE. who you got? @archiveAddict @timaeusTestified#0414 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de4f21844969.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0386825f433e.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/a2c7582f93e6.jpeg https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/c631912b1c81.jpeg
becuase im pushing the #jakedirk agenda
i had to respond to the call of bro action. I KNOW YOU MOTHER FUCKING UNDERSTAND THAT. by the way your fucking making my shit go numb right now bro. I THINK YOU'RE ON IT CRUSHER MOTO-MOTO STYLE. not that i'm mother fucking complaining.
Because you're pushing the JakeDirk agenda.
Careful where you cast those stones, o mighty page in his glass frat house.
hyeah
i still ain't gotten payment for the next mother fucking post. I GOT MORE SHIT IN THIS CANNON LOCKED AND LOADED TO BLOW MY MOTHER FUCKING ESSENCE ALL OVER THESE TWO BROS.
hh hi gmndjgdoddddddd ddd lsm,m,g.mds,.;''.////////
Why'd you do that.
nah nah. SAY IT LIKE THIS. honk honk honk gamzee honk honk gamzee. THEN DO A SILLY DANCE OR SOMETHING. stand on your desk and squawk.
@ARCHIVEADDICT DO YOU SEE NOW. THAT MY BIAS IS. ALWAYS HAS BEEN. AND ALWAYS WILL BE. THE ALPHA BEAST SEME POWER TOP. DEALING OUT MERCILESS PUNISHMENT. TO ALL WHO DOUBT HIS STATION. DO YOU YIELD. DO YOU FUCKING YIELD.
:33 < made this on a discord call with equius. did i want to embarrass him? a little. :33 [nepeta uploads a video called "sgrub hype edit equius - after dark by mr. kitty." it is a compilation of equius brooding to a dark synth backing. it opens with low-resolution alternia-era photos of equius standing awkwardly around. then. a heavy black-and-white filter. the words: "d---> strength without mercy is tragedy." flash violently onto the scr33n in indigo. then, the beat drops as the song turns into the drift phonk remix. there are dozens of poorly done cuts, rapid desyncs. equius firing arrows, snapping objects accidentally reframed as though it were a d33p cut 'hard' moment. equius's nervous sweating reframed as masculine exhaustion. "he was built wrong for a world too weak!" the footage is equius obliterating tea cups, crying while apologizing to a hoofbeast, sweating in a collared shirt, he is clearly maturing at this point. eventually, the song drops. a slowed clip, the only video evidence nepeta has of equius smiling, is zoomed in. 400%. spark particles. the audio changes in total whiplash to "you'll be in my heart." the word "platonically" flashes on the scr33n. then. "don't get any ideas." the edit goes from overly masculine "grindset to equius's good acts. repairing what he's broken, tavros's legs, him working hard on a project (ignore that it is aradiabot). then, it cuts forward to some of his earth c acts. lifting a human's scuttlebuggy so he can change the tire, gently turning a crystal doorhandle and managing to take care not to explode it.]
:33 < no, you're okay! i just didn't think you'd be on chittr. this is like m33ting a myth!
i HAVE HAD MY DIFFERENCES WITH HIM, bUT i DO UNDERSTAND, wHERE YOU ARE COMING FROM,
this is mother fucking wicked. STRAIGHT FUCKING AMBROSIA OUT THE MOUTH OF A REAL G.
:33 < it sure is. :?? < are you implying that like, the nectar of the gods is sources from my mouth? :pp < thats spit, dude.
my sister i am implying that this shit you cooked up is so fucking good that it's like nectar from the mother fucking gods. ITS YOUR METAPHORICAL MOUTH. all artists be sharing their metaphorical spit. PAN SPIT THAT IS.
D — Thank you. I think. —> D — The Marquise strongly convinced me to create an account. So far I am unconvinced that it will be a mainstay in my life. But I am meeting some. Very interesting people. So far. —>
:33 < oh. well you're always welcome. sounds like you're still on alternia? or...?
LOTTA MEAT IN THIS SANDWICH. maybe too much. SHIT'S SPILLING ALL OFF THE EDGES.
1'LL H4PPY 34T TH3 M34T TH4T F4LLS OFF. >:]
*H4PP1LY, FUCK.
that mother fucker almost peed himself. BUT I'M IN. and i ain't covered in damn guards man pee thank the mother fucking mask of mirth. NOW I GOTTA FIND MY HOES.