Veksra Verrpo, Whisk Taker
@torvousCarnifex
Crockercorp security engineer || All opinions eckspressed herein are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.
id like to congratulate the brilliant minds at gentlemens quarterly^2 for their impeccable taste in princes and wwizards not the wworst newws to come back to after an extended holiday in another univverse ((art by @gallivvantingGourmand!)) #gpoe #gq^2 #fitcheck
You look very nice.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
WHERE ARE YOU.
ARE YOU STILL WEARING THE BLAZER NO SHIRT GILLS COMMANDO.
i can be
lOOKING GOOD, dANNY BOY!
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
Looking eckscellent as ALWAYS, sir!
▼what the fuck▲
i'm blind as hell bruh i can't read that tiny-ass text
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click my image and then you wwill knoww
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
DO YOU REMEMBER THE NIGHT WE MET. IT WAS #ERIDANWEEK. YOU WERE BEING #CRUCIFIED FOR SOME PETTY BULLSHIT. AND YOU LOOKED ALMOST AS GOOD. BLEEDING ON THE SACRIFICIAL STALK. AS YOU DO RIGHT NOW. #HHHH. #ALSO. #IHAVENEVERSEENYOURWALKPRONGSLOOKSOBARE. #HIGHBLOODS. #THEYAREJUSTLIKEUS.
CAN YOU PUT ONE OF THESE UP AT THE HOPESPIRE. #SUGGESTIVE.
PICK UP YOUR PALMHUSK. ERIDAN. IT'S IMPORTANT.
#amporacoin is on a legendary 3.11% ascent into the heavvens wwe might be so fuckin back eribros
↗️THEY HATE TO SEE A SALARYTROLL WITH SWAG.↗️
:33 < i hate to s33 a salary troll :33 < capitalism is hell. anarchy is they only way
↘️you could not have possibly typed anything dumber onto my post.↘️ ↗️I AM NOT EVEN GOING TO ADDRESS YOUR ADHERENCE TO ANARCHY WHEN YOU APPEAR TO BE A BOTTOM-LEVEL CAVETROLL↗️ ↘️typical of your caste↘️ ↗️WHO DOES NOT EVEN PARTICIPATE IN GREATER SOCIETY TO BEGIN WITH↗️ ↘️because that would be literally pointless to me.↘️ ↗️YOU ARE BEYOND SALVATION AND REASON.↗️ ↘️return to your life of internet posting and picking the meatscraps from your uncivilized maw.↘️
:33 < man oh man mew got issmews buddy :33 < mew literally could not have replied to me anything stupider than that :33 < i mean gosh who cares ameowt castes, and it is absomewtly true i am a cavetroll and i like eating meat :33 < at least i'm nyot a pompous money worshipping blow hard :33c
↗️BLOWHARD IS A SINGULAR WORD.↗️
:33 < not when i mean that mew blow. hard. :33 < and mew purroved my point :33
↘️cover the track of your error like you cover your litter.↘️
:33 < take it howefurr mew want. message stays the same.
I haVe gotten my braces tightened. The orthodontist inquired about what colors I wanted for the bands, and suggested I step away from the Crocker red for once. I imagine he is trying to be supportiVe of caste pride and wished to come across as informed. I don't haVe the time to eckspress my Views on how firmly the jade caste in particular bockses in young, enterprising trolls of said caste, so I decided to go with the Creator Color Package this time. It looks like a friggin cereal mascot blew its load in my fangs. >:/ #NSFW
If I may, how long will it 8e until you have them tightened again?
The neeckst appointment is in about two months. One of the longer interVals for me!
Just this one. Isn't she a peach?
Very much so.
Hm. Out of curiosity, do you have the option to do remote work?
Of course not! And eVen if it were offered to me, I should think working from home would send quite the wrong message about my dedication!
Then I strongly suggest that you 8race yourself. Ha.
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
plus imma be honest that green suit be dapper as fuck i would wear the fuck out of that bitch
It is my great honor to be accompanying the marVelous @gutsyGumshoe to the #FeltOpening! I did, howeVer, decide to wear our corporate colors rather than those suggested by our gracious hosts. I hope they do forgiVe.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ As much as many of you will whisper and gossip and implore yourselves above us, we listen to all. And we welcome all. No discrimination here despite what you may hear. And despite what they will hum about us, we are quite polite people. We would love to see *you* at the #FeltOpening. Remember, be polite, be courteous, and be someone you're not. Hoo. https://msparp.chat/feltopening ]
Girl no one is whispering. We are saying it with our full chests.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Yes yes, the implication is your yelling is whispers to us. ]
That was a nice save, Darlin. You are literally not above anyone, and I hope you remember that. You're mostly a plaything to Doc Scratch and the rest of the real members of the Felt. You're used to being used and tossed aside, though, so I guess I shouldn't question your coping mechanisms.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I'm simply a vice, Casper. You can talk all you want, say all you want -- but we exist to exist. Without us, there would be no you. And without you, well who would be the one to forget! (o^▽^o) ]
ill be there!!! :D
Ah ah ah, Darlin. Like I said, you're putting yourself in britches much too big! "Without us, there would be no you" Baby, and let me be the one to burst your bubble, you were made from the same machinations. You are not integral to anything but dancing on my nerves. And, well, even then you're more of a supporting character. Is there anything about you that isn't built up on the backs of giants that wouldn't sneeze if you disappeared?
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I've no time to squabble anymore. It's fun as always talking to you Casper. If you've any complaints, you may forward them to the Handmaid. Or say them to my face. But I know you're not coming. Snrk. ]
God you're such a loser Enjoy your forty-three seconds of fame.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ I will certainly well, and then I will again, then again. ヽ(・∀・)ﾉ ]
So sad when the person being pointed and laughed AT thinks people are laughing with.
Happy 8/8.
It wouldn't be cannibalism or Man if it was troll junk, keep up.
THIS IS FUCKING SWEET.
#iknowthatsmymessiah
Stunning.
Hello gorgeous~~~.
All reactions but one~.~.~. because you could never hate me~~~?
Whoops. I was thumbing you in bed. I must have missed a spot. :B
No not worry, princess~. You thumb me in all the right places~~~~~.
Hoo hoo hoo.
Sometimes I see the Alternians post, and I wonder. Would it haVe been better for me there? No, clearly not, I would haVe been forced into the cloister. But... can't help but wonder.
I. I am going to go wash my prongs. For a few hours.
How often is admiration mistaken for seecksual pursuit? How often is reVerence seen as amorous intent??? WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO OBSESSED WITH WHETHER OR NOT SUCH AND SUCH WANTS TO GO DOWN ON SO AND SO. You are all SO. FUCKING. WEIRD. #Nsfw #WHATISWRONGWITHYOU
You're the one chomping at the bit
You're being weird. And unpleasant. Because I am proud of a project that was successfully created??? I am going to block you because you will not stop harassing me.
It's glorious. GLORIOUS! Of course the sum is greater than the whole of its parts! the ecksquisite craftsmanship... ah, I could cry! I did cry, acktually! Just a little bit. But that's not the point! The point is that the Very act of creating such a position for a troll shows the DEPTHS of Miss Crocker's soul are embedded in the act of giVing. Of generosity to eVen the most far-flung lost soul. SHE IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL!!!! #CrockerCrop #CrockerLife #Supermoist #IntroducingTheEcksecutiVeHelmsmansSeat
She's not going to touch your squiggly, bro
EW. WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT??? She's my BOSS, and more than that, an integral part of the Creator's Pantheon. I'm reporting you for harassment, this is DISGUSTING.
Boohoo
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
D --> I am in no position to deny you that request but do keep in mind that I can be clumsy D --> You may need to levy the power of negative reinforcement against me whenever I make such blunders
[BEGIN MESSAGE] tthe zuperce|| ttreatment. p|eaze. tthiz zet up iz ridicu|0uz. [ACTION:QUERY] d0 y0u even have p0rtz inzta||ed? tthe cab|e management |00kz |ike a nightmare. tthiz wi|| burn y0u 0ut and |eave y0u a huzk. run fr0m it whi|e y0u can. [END MESSAGE]
0h yeah y0u're right my bad the expl0itati0n 0f this rand0m halfwit jerk0ff with s0me s0rt 0f severe s0cial stunting t0tally necessitates the rec0nstructi0n 0f this evil techn0l0gy, yeah f0r sure.
y0u're either genuinely evil 0r m0rbidly stupid and i d0n't kn0w which is w0rse. 0r m0re surprising.
DO NOT show up in *that* outfit. You know the one. The berate-me outfit. The last thing I need is you stumbling into my various cords and panels in HOPES you get a paddling.
Ok, that's enough lip out of you, buster. :| I WAS amused by your perspective and perhaps even open to a lick of feedback, but this is ridiculous!
D --> Making an %ample out of a highb100d like me is imperative to a smooth running system D --> If I slip up you shall punish me, that is an order
D --> You will do so with the %oskeleton that amplifies your strength too just to really leave the emblazoned letters marked on me correctly
i'm really pleased t0 see that there is the p0ssibility f0r 0utside ideas t0 b0re their way thr0ugh the dense meat encasing y0ur sp0nge in lieu 0f pr0per cranial plates. may my PERSPECTIVE rattle ar0und in y0ur des0late pan en0ugh that they can disl0dge this idi0tic misfire 0f an idea. gdi listen t0 me y0u've g0t me practically channeling classic kk v0lcanic bluster, it's embarrassing.
janey i do N0T think this is a go0d idea.
Flee Alternia for Earth-C. I could abuse you more efficiently and slightly less egregiously than your previous employer and/or commander.
IGNORE HER. DO NOT GO WHERE I CAN’T REACH.
Hah! Oh Jane, you are a card.
Something something the devil you know, though
Impossible that you are consistently embarrassing like this
You truly thwart yourself at every turn.
YOU’RE OBSESSED WITH ME.
You temptress~~~~~~~~.
... :( I miss you.
Wow! The #CrockerCares package this perigee is killer! I can't wait to get started on an ecksquisite #Supermoist™️ cake!
'Attagirl.
I swear you must haVe read my blog comments! Cherry Chip is the most WONDERFUL flaVor, and here it is! In our packages!!!! #BestBossWoman
Ohohohohohohohoho.... R & D is sharing some of their recent improVements! Yum! #CrockerLife
Maybe I should go back to school and get ANOTHER degree so I can make the case for working in two departments?
Lusus emancipation is Very much a thing on Earth C, btw. It operates similarly to the emancipation that one might seek from their human guardian, but with fewer requirements to proVe to the state. It helps that most who pursue it are, in some way or another, prodigies in their desired fields and haVe already ensured their places in higher education at a young age, or haVe already joined a workforce. MANY of these trolls do happen to be jadebloods entering the brooding caVern workforce, but once again I haVe proVen myself to be aboVe the aVerage emerald blooded imbeciles. #EarthCFacts
⚇ Dawg....Why the fuck would you ever wanna be apart from your lusus? ⚇ That's like. ⚇ Your OG. ⚇ Your day one. ⚇
Not quite, my clownish commenter! While some lusii proVide benefit and protection for their charges, there are others who haVe adVersarial relationships or eVen abandon their charges. There's many reasons why a troll may decide to liberate themselVes early, particularly since there is no longer a mandate to cull trolls without lusii under a certain age. Yes, that is a piece of history that we are required to learn, and internalize and naVigate... but the truth of the matter is that it made sense! At least, in terms of controlling eeckstraneous troll populations!
My real point is that we required one another no longer, and my lusus was free to return to the caVerns to perhaps choose another wiggler if desired, or free to simply liVe her own life. I mean, they charge you an eecksorbitant fee when you are attending human uniVersities to house lusii naturae. Much better to be free of that weight!
⚇ ...Well yeah, a troll should be culled if they ain't got no lusus under a certain age ⚇ Poor motherfucker isn't gonna survive. ⚇ Also...I've heard of lusii doing that shit but. ⚇ Ain't never *seen* it, seen it. ⚇ I guess I can see the emancipation argument but like. ⚇ Idk. ⚇ Just cull them probably? ⚇ Motherfuckers probably too sad to survive anyway. ⚇
Vespamother seemed perfectly elated to go and do wasp things upon her eecksodus from my life!
Trolls Who Are Truly Smart Need Not Boast In This Way, I'm Afraid.
⚇ ...Fuckin' weird. ⚇
Earth-C simply differs from Alternia. It isn't unheard of for interspecies adoptions to occur. I was not lucky enough to be adopted by any human families, therefore I was raised by a lusus suitable for my station. She was a solitary wasp, so eVen before my emancipation it isn't as if we were deeply emotionally bonded. I do think she taught me some useful ways to interface with the world, of course! But that learning had been completed ages before the socially eckspected terminus of that relationship.
I often wonder if the lethal nature of the filial drones is somewhat overstated. Because I'm looking at some of you, and there is no chance in my mind that you are ALL getting laid!
I Am Always Saying This.
࣪⊹₊˚{ whale.... yes!!!! thats how its SUPPOSED to work! }^7^{/ if you cant hook one, then YOUUUU get the hook!!!! #itjustworks }˚₊⊹ ࣪
But you agree that for certain individuals amongst us, there is simply no explanation.
｢(´･ω･) syumtimes da dwones miss megane-san's tunnel (pre-ai-chan) (pre-kupo-chan) because of he's from the hiveu hidden in the leaves! (*￣∇￣)ノ｣
:33< some trolls would just sell half buckets ://< to uh...trolls in "n33d" ://< it was always fucking gross to mew :00< and sometimes it wouldnt even work appawrently!!!
࣪⊹₊˚{ ....yeeeea to be honest }._.{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ like, i sturgeonuinelyyyy couldn not tell you how some of some of these trolls made it off the roe planet.... so im not even sure i WANNA know how they make it through fourk-or-fry season }~A~{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Huh. That IS interesting.
/\ Lot of desperation as drone season approaches /\ /\ People grab the nearest pair of warm bodies /\ /\ Spurs even the most dedicated hivebody to reach out to other people similarly without quads /\ /\ More survive than you’d think /\