Veksra Verrpo
@torvousCarnifex
Crockercorp security engineer || All opinions eckspressed herein are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.
Successfully recalibrated Crocker Corp Drone Whisk Attachments to intended Velocity.
how fast though
The resulting speed produced seVeral inedible cakes unworthy of the Crocker branding, as well as drilling through 7 inches of concrete in testing.
holy sh1t. that sounds l1ke a qual1ty control pass to me
they know ball, apparently
great job vvek thats wwhy wwe pay you a perfectly reasonable salary
I was so engrossed with my work that I haVe not had a reason to check in here... ecksactly WHAT the hell is happening? Grubduction?
Oh loVely, we're all insipidly posting about a chemical reaction.
How many copies of one wretched jadeblood could there POSSIBLY be?
D --> Many but unfortunately the best one isn't on here
This latte tastes like misery. Does she drink them this bitter???
So supposedly... SUPPOSEDLY Jessica from accounting heard that I had not gone back to my apartment after work yesterday, and was "worried" I would be working so hard I'd forget to eat. So she brought me some human food called "kolaches." Some with meat, some with cheese, some with fruit. They're all made of a sweet yeast dough, similar to our milkbread products. I swear this woman doesn't understand trolls at all! Doesn't she know this kind of soft food is a pain to eat with fangs? If she is eckspecting me to act grateful, she has another thing coming. I neVer asked for goredash!
Doesn’t she know that you’re a BOTTOMFEEDER~ and you cannot appreciate such delicacies? SCUM~ falling off the “creators” or nothing
You're SERIOUSLY trying to bring that up when, again, I was UPSET ABOUT NON-TAGGED MEDIA BEING POSTED???
I was also upset about the untagged media. I just think RILING~ you up is kind of funny
(^・ω・^) < WOW!!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF IDEAS TO PAWNDER ON! THANKS FOR THE INSPURRATION! └(=^‥^=)┐
Why the hell is Jessica from accounting here today? Who let her haVe access to the labs?? She's lucky I noticed her before conducting that stress test... but seriously, why would she be here on the wipe-end? All humans eVer do is croon about TGIF and going to happy hour. I don't buy that she has ANY work to do at all!!!
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽m🌻 Sssame ssign🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ I am, yess🌻 I ssupposse for me it wass jusst t𝒽at- my ssign🌻 I know ssome w𝒽o sstudy ssignss and lineagess may 𝒽ave called it t𝒽e "Sssign of t𝒽e Pure" but it wass not clear w𝒽at t𝒽at really meant🌻 ༻𐫱༺
During my early school feeding period, my sign seemed to be a topic of great interest, until I disappointed the ReVered Auecksiliatriecks and told her I would not stay in the caVerns. I find birthing new software and deVelopment work on the surface of Earth-C to be far more rewarding than smothering in eggstink!
༻𐫱༺ Fasscinating🌻 Did t𝒽ey tell you w𝒽y it wass a topic of interesst🌻 ༻𐫱༺
This was during our mythology and sgrub studies, so be warned that some of this may sound silly. But it was due to the Head Auecksiliatrick's sign haVing a different "sway" but similar "binding" to ours.
It was all just a way to try and get yet another promising jadeblood to pick up her personal baggage.
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽ow interessting🌻 Per𝒽apss I will look into t𝒽iss ssgrub t𝒽ing to find out more information🌻 ༻𐫱༺
How silly that grubtube imbeds don't happen! I just posted Betty Crocker peanut butter cookies, haha.
I'm about to say it...
Speak your truth. Never be sillenced.
I don't CARE that Jessica from accounting broke her arm!!! It isn't eVen THAT bad of a break!
Oh.
Are they coming back???? I might actually pick one up if they do
You mop eggs in a humid caVe, I haVe a PhD in computer science. We are not the same.
You have a PhD in computer science, I a glock I ro8 people with. We are also not the same.
I'm always glad to see the lesser employees file out to go back to their homes and hiVes and presumably adequate families, because it means the labs are finally quiet and I can get some REAL work done. Also I don't haVe to wait in line for the cappuccino machine anymore. #The-little-things #Work-post
I can't speak too openly about the issue, but it is bug ficksing that I am focused on lately!
I am so close to blocking ALL of you obnocksious woke-scolding secks positiVe IDIOTS for your prattle about this! IT WAS UNTAGGED. PEOPLE ARE ALLOWED TO FUCKING COMPLAIN IF SOMETHING WAS UNTAGGED. MORONS. IDIOTS! BUFFOONS! #TW:UNTAGGED-NSFW-DISCUSSION #TW:WOKESCOLDS #TIP:I-AM-SO-FUCKING-MAD
I just think the discussion has lasted far longer than it needs to. And, ironically, continuing to complain about it only compounds the shock and distress it may have caused.
So much for the tolerant [insert finished joke here]
Sorry, hold on, you work for Crockercorp. Benefit of the doubt rescinded.
What the HELL does my employment haVe to do with appropriate tagging etiquette?
I haVe seen, in my time, Vast quantities of creator themed pornography or hentai. It neVer ceases to eckshaust and Vecks me. Very few indiViduals would eVer be worthy of such entanglement with members of the pantheon, and the ficksation upon their conquests of one another are sickening, to me. They are integral parts of our social fabric! I don't want to see what you think my superior's bulge looks like! #nsfw
Gosh darn it I appear to haVe mistyped, my prongs were flying about so swiftly on my board.
wtfffff! is there any of me u think? :D
i meann :(
OH NO ROCKSY! I am certain there is but please consider that I am merely Venting steam about a pet peeVe I am not searching for this on my down time! I haVe nothing but the utmost respect for ALL creators, be they big time or small time now! I simply reView what inappropriate uses workspaces are used for so that I can adVise on terminations!
D --> I think it would be weird to create such 100d images about a real person without their permission regardless of their deity status
That! Is a good point! I would surely feel as if the wind had been knocked from my gaspsacks if someone produced a Vulgar image of myself! I would put my nub into the waiting grasp of a third generation Crocker-Corp security drone and command it to squeeze! You know, unless I had requested the image be produced.
D --> Can I pull rank here as a god and request and or command you do not willingly do that to your nub D --> It sounds like it would be unpleasant
I think I would haVe to ask my direct superior about how this rank thing works out... :(
#FlanFriday We begin our journey at possibly the greatest diversion from your pedestrian expectations. The Flan Pâtissie, or Flan Parisien. Baptized not in the cool water of her bain-marie, but by flame. The ratio of the French custard is such that the cream may bake without curdling or splitting under direct heat. Most commonly mistaken for the Basque Cheesecake, she bears a dark, caramelized topmost layer. What may surprise the amateurs among you is that the Flan Parisien is set inside a crust, whereas the Basque Cheesecake IS NOT. More to the median experience is the traditional Crème Caramel, with her thin, glossy, plate-filling liquid sugar coating. Certain regional variations may err lighter or richer depending on the type of milk used in production, but all in all, she simmers in a warm water bath for a considerable spell as is required of her delicate nature. It is worth noting that the Flan Parisien, while providing more textural variety with its flaky crust, lacks the liquid caramel coating of the traditional Crème entirely, which I find utterly depressing. The answer to both these deficiencies arrives in the Chocoflan- or the Pastel Impossible, as known in some circles. BOTH the batter of the dense, spongy bottom chocolate cake layer AND the custard are inlaid simultaneously without care into the pan. During baking, the gradient of custard to cake arranges itself beautifully top-to-bottom. Its singular shortfall is that the caramel (which I encourage you to add) must be baked separately, OR substituted for a thicker, altered formula. Dulce de leche is a common replacement topping, and a welcome one at that. Although this intrepid baker has NO qualms with a dark cocoa sponge absorbing spoonfuls of toasty liquid caramel. Happy Flan Friday, and Happy Baking to you!
i should call her
What does this mean. Who.
Roxy.
lolwut???? whats wrong