Veksra Verrpo, Whisk Taker
@torvousCarnifex
Crockercorp security engineer || All opinions eckspressed herein are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.
I haVe gotten my braces tightened. The orthodontist inquired about what colors I wanted for the bands, and suggested I step away from the Crocker red for once. I imagine he is trying to be supportiVe of caste pride and wished to come across as informed. I don't haVe the time to eckspress my Views on how firmly the jade caste in particular bockses in young, enterprising trolls of said caste, so I decided to go with the Creator Color Package this time. It looks like a friggin cereal mascot blew its load in my fangs. >:/ #NSFW
If I may, how long will it 8e until you have them tightened again?
The neeckst appointment is in about two months. One of the longer interVals for me!
Of course not! And eVen if it were offered to me, I should think working from home would send quite the wrong message about my dedication!
It is my great honor to be accompanying the marVelous @gutsyGumshoe to the #FeltOpening! I did, howeVer, decide to wear our corporate colors rather than those suggested by our gracious hosts. I hope they do forgiVe.
Sometimes I see the Alternians post, and I wonder. Would it haVe been better for me there? No, clearly not, I would haVe been forced into the cloister. But... can't help but wonder.
I. I am going to go wash my prongs. For a few hours.
How often is admiration mistaken for seecksual pursuit? How often is reVerence seen as amorous intent??? WHY IS EVERYONE HERE SO OBSESSED WITH WHETHER OR NOT SUCH AND SUCH WANTS TO GO DOWN ON SO AND SO. You are all SO. FUCKING. WEIRD. #Nsfw #WHATISWRONGWITHYOU
You're being weird. And unpleasant. Because I am proud of a project that was successfully created??? I am going to block you because you will not stop harassing me.
It's glorious. GLORIOUS! Of course the sum is greater than the whole of its parts! the ecksquisite craftsmanship... ah, I could cry! I did cry, acktually! Just a little bit. But that's not the point! The point is that the Very act of creating such a position for a troll shows the DEPTHS of Miss Crocker's soul are embedded in the act of giVing. Of generosity to eVen the most far-flung lost soul. SHE IS TRULY AN INSPIRATION TO US ALL!!!! #CrockerCrop #CrockerLife #Supermoist #IntroducingTheEcksecutiVeHelmsmansSeat
EW. WHY WOULD YOU EVER SAY THAT??? She's my BOSS, and more than that, an integral part of the Creator's Pantheon. I'm reporting you for harassment, this is DISGUSTING.
Wow! The #CrockerCares package this perigee is killer! I can't wait to get started on an ecksquisite #Supermoist™️ cake!
I swear you must haVe read my blog comments! Cherry Chip is the most WONDERFUL flaVor, and here it is! In our packages!!!! #BestBossWoman
Ohohohohohohohoho.... R & D is sharing some of their recent improVements! Yum! #CrockerLife
Maybe I should go back to school and get ANOTHER degree so I can make the case for working in two departments?
Lusus emancipation is Very much a thing on Earth C, btw. It operates similarly to the emancipation that one might seek from their human guardian, but with fewer requirements to proVe to the state. It helps that most who pursue it are, in some way or another, prodigies in their desired fields and haVe already ensured their places in higher education at a young age, or haVe already joined a workforce. MANY of these trolls do happen to be jadebloods entering the brooding caVern workforce, but once again I haVe proVen myself to be aboVe the aVerage emerald blooded imbeciles. #EarthCFacts
⚇ Dawg....Why the fuck would you ever wanna be apart from your lusus? ⚇ That's like. ⚇ Your OG. ⚇ Your day one. ⚇
Not quite, my clownish commenter! While some lusii proVide benefit and protection for their charges, there are others who haVe adVersarial relationships or eVen abandon their charges. There's many reasons why a troll may decide to liberate themselVes early, particularly since there is no longer a mandate to cull trolls without lusii under a certain age. Yes, that is a piece of history that we are required to learn, and internalize and naVigate... but the truth of the matter is that it made sense! At least, in terms of controlling eeckstraneous troll populations!
My real point is that we required one another no longer, and my lusus was free to return to the caVerns to perhaps choose another wiggler if desired, or free to simply liVe her own life. I mean, they charge you an eecksorbitant fee when you are attending human uniVersities to house lusii naturae. Much better to be free of that weight!
⚇ ...Well yeah, a troll should be culled if they ain't got no lusus under a certain age ⚇ Poor motherfucker isn't gonna survive. ⚇ Also...I've heard of lusii doing that shit but. ⚇ Ain't never *seen* it, seen it. ⚇ I guess I can see the emancipation argument but like. ⚇ Idk. ⚇ Just cull them probably? ⚇ Motherfuckers probably too sad to survive anyway. ⚇
Vespamother seemed perfectly elated to go and do wasp things upon her eecksodus from my life!
Trolls Who Are Truly Smart Need Not Boast In This Way, I'm Afraid.
Earth-C simply differs from Alternia. It isn't unheard of for interspecies adoptions to occur. I was not lucky enough to be adopted by any human families, therefore I was raised by a lusus suitable for my station. She was a solitary wasp, so eVen before my emancipation it isn't as if we were deeply emotionally bonded. I do think she taught me some useful ways to interface with the world, of course! But that learning had been completed ages before the socially eckspected terminus of that relationship.
Why are jadebloods so CRINGE! I keep considering hemoanonimity because they're so awful! I don't want to be associated with that!!!
I guess I'll haVe to pace about and consider this while I am waiting for the lab doors to open!
Got a weird look from the security guard for heading in to the office on the wipeend. Looks like someone needs to hustle more and hate less! #EVeryDayImHustling #CrockerCorpLife
#baking #instructional #CrockerCorp #Cookies #Consume
How did that accounting wench get my priVate palm husk number??? I haVe ensured it is unlisted for seVeral sweeps now! I shouldn't be enduring eckscessiVe "friendly" inVitations to pilates classes!
If you are looking for an easy way to maintain your horns health while terrible about remembering to eat, not to worry! Dr. Verrpo has a solution for you. Go to your local grocery store and look for prenatal Vitamins. The clerks there can't keep you from buying human Viamins for your ecksquisite horn health! TRUST me, this is premium rack maintenance life-hacking. #LifeHack
Ugh. UGH!
Successfully recalibrated Crocker Corp Drone Whisk Attachments to intended Velocity.
The resulting speed produced seVeral inedible cakes unworthy of the Crocker branding, as well as drilling through 7 inches of concrete in testing.
great job vvek thats wwhy wwe pay you a perfectly reasonable salary
I was so engrossed with my work that I haVe not had a reason to check in here... ecksactly WHAT the hell is happening? Grubduction?
Oh loVely, we're all insipidly posting about a chemical reaction.
How many copies of one wretched jadeblood could there POSSIBLY be?
