Veksra Verrpo
@torvousCarnifex
Crockercorp security engineer || All opinions eckspressed herein are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.
[B] Boss unhappy with length of my hair.] [H] Have not had time off in three perigees.] [H] Have also worked overtime for those perigees.]
[E] Extremely happy to fulfill my duties.] [J] Just wish he would shut the fuck up.]
Well. Alright, sometimes I do think they CAN get a bit yappy. Not mine though! Mine is great.
They Should Let You F|ght The An|matron|c Beasts At The Troll Ra|nforest Forest Cafe. | Bet | Could Take Them.
EVery time I see posts like this I am oVerjoyed that I must not endure the eckscruciating agony of haVing been hatched on Beforus. #Blessed #Thank-The-Creators
And before you ask, YES, this does mean the Troll Kingdom of Earth-C allows animatronic death matches. Because we're #Awesome here.
Successfully recalibrated Crocker Corp Drone Whisk Attachments to intended Velocity.
how fast though
The resulting speed produced seVeral inedible cakes unworthy of the Crocker branding, as well as drilling through 7 inches of concrete in testing.
holy sh1t. that sounds l1ke a qual1ty control pass to me
Quickly what is your most treasured item
▲i think when i meet a jade I either wanna throw them into a tar pit or just think theyre fine, cool even I guess▼
JADE LIKE THE BLOOD COLOR OR JADE LIKE THE PERSON?
▼color, duh▲
YOU CAN'T SAY DUH TO THAT!! THERE ARE A LOT OF ♣️BOTH♣️ TYPES OF JADES!
Meeting Jade Harley, Goddess of Space would be an honor! Ecksactly the sort of thing meeting any giVen random jadeblood isn't. They're just trolls, not anyone special.
So supposedly... SUPPOSEDLY Jessica from accounting heard that I had not gone back to my apartment after work yesterday, and was "worried" I would be working so hard I'd forget to eat. So she brought me some human food called "kolaches." Some with meat, some with cheese, some with fruit. They're all made of a sweet yeast dough, similar to our milkbread products. I swear this woman doesn't understand trolls at all! Doesn't she know this kind of soft food is a pain to eat with fangs? If she is eckspecting me to act grateful, she has another thing coming. I neVer asked for goredash!
Doesn’t she know that you’re a BOTTOMFEEDER~ and you cannot appreciate such delicacies? SCUM~ falling off the “creators” or nothing
You're SERIOUSLY trying to bring that up when, again, I was UPSET ABOUT NON-TAGGED MEDIA BEING POSTED???
(^・ω・^) < WOW!!!! YOU'RE GIVING ME ALL SORTS OF IDEAS TO PAWNDER ON! THANKS FOR THE INSPURRATION! └(=^‥^=)┐
Why the hell is Jessica from accounting here today? Who let her haVe access to the labs?? She's lucky I noticed her before conducting that stress test... but seriously, why would she be here on the wipe-end? All humans eVer do is croon about TGIF and going to happy hour. I don't buy that she has ANY work to do at all!!!
༻𐫱༺ 𝒽m🌻 Sssame ssign🌻 ༻𐫱༺
༻𐫱༺ I am, yess🌻 I ssupposse for me it wass jusst t𝒽at- my ssign🌻 I know ssome w𝒽o sstudy ssignss and lineagess may 𝒽ave called it t𝒽e "Sssign of t𝒽e Pure" but it wass not clear w𝒽at t𝒽at really meant🌻 ༻𐫱༺
During my early school feeding period, my sign seemed to be a topic of great interest, until I disappointed the ReVered Auecksiliatriecks and told her I would not stay in the caVerns. I find birthing new software and deVelopment work on the surface of Earth-C to be far more rewarding than smothering in eggstink!
༻𐫱༺ Fasscinating🌻 Did t𝒽ey tell you w𝒽y it wass a topic of interesst🌻 ༻𐫱༺
This was during our mythology and sgrub studies, so be warned that some of this may sound silly. But it was due to the Head Auecksiliatrick's sign haVing a different "sway" but similar "binding" to ours.
It was all just a way to try and get yet another promising jadeblood to pick up her personal baggage.
How silly that grubtube imbeds don't happen! I just posted Betty Crocker peanut butter cookies, haha.
I'm about to say it...
Speak your truth. Never be sillenced.
I don't CARE that Jessica from accounting broke her arm!!! It isn't eVen THAT bad of a break!
