Veksra Verrpo, Whisk Taker
@torvousCarnifex
Crockercorp security engineer || All opinions eckspressed herein are my own and do not represent the views of my employer.
blacking out an eating an entire bag of caramel rice crisps in one sitting
Intended serVing size. Tbh.
sits pompouslly on my awesome chair. hmm yes why dont you peoplle compell me more. get more compelling for me right away i need my shows
ohhh you're that crocker person. ngll id give the assassination a crack too if i hadnt heard shes even more unkillablle than the average god. ill llet the naive nutjobs bash their pans against a brick wall in their very... ambitious goalls.
Oh Very VERY funny, to respond to a TOTALLY NORMAL ecksclamation like THAT.
yea
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
Looking eckscellent as ALWAYS, sir!
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
In the #TrollKingdom. Just had Grand Highburger for the first time. My organs are in absolute medical distress.
It's just AWFUL food. Not nearly as good as what you can find in the Human Kingdom. Grubsauce is a JOKE.
This we8site fla88ergasts me. I feel like everytime I log on it takes me two or three scrolls 8efore I see someone talking a8out their... um. nether regions. No decency, it is frightening! #8legh
A neVer-ending onslaught of pailposting and being scolded for not saliVating oVer it! I think it is perfectly reasonable to eckspress indiVidual irritation with allat!
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ saw a crockercorp agent do this to a homeless troll on earth c because he asked if their policies would help with grocery prices https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/crockercorp.gif ]
↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️
⌬You know working is FUN, why did i not do it SOONER??⌬
It IS fun, isn't it??????
Cre★tor he★dc★non: "J★ne Crocker" grips ★ pencil in her fist like ★ toddler.
She is an ELEGANT pen-woman, I'll haVe you know!
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
You're so generous Miss Crocker.
I haVe gotten my braces tightened. The orthodontist inquired about what colors I wanted for the bands, and suggested I step away from the Crocker red for once. I imagine he is trying to be supportiVe of caste pride and wished to come across as informed. I don't haVe the time to eckspress my Views on how firmly the jade caste in particular bockses in young, enterprising trolls of said caste, so I decided to go with the Creator Color Package this time. It looks like a friggin cereal mascot blew its load in my fangs. >:/ #NSFW
Better than to haVe allowed another anaphylaecksis incident!!!
If I may, how long will it 8e until you have them tightened again?
The neeckst appointment is in about two months. One of the longer interVals for me!
Just this one. Isn't she a peach?
Hm. Out of curiosity, do you have the option to do remote work?
Of course not! And eVen if it were offered to me, I should think working from home would send quite the wrong message about my dedication!
Then I strongly suggest that you 8race yourself. Ha.