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࣪⊹₊˚{ oh my gosh! whaaaat! the masquerades OVER already???? but how are going to solve the REEL mystery of the day: like, how did this picture of these two suspicious fishies get onto my palm husk? dont these medicullers have a JOB to get to???? }9u9{ }9u9{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ whaleeee! if youre ever looking four the good docterror + the nurse shark again, PLEASEEEE give @carbonatedCaravanserai + me a call! so we can be soooo TIDALLY CONFUSED aboat it too! like! who even is that!!!! }>7<{ }>7<{ #outglutmasquerade #hicacontent #medicullercore #workplaiceaffairs }˚₊⊹ ࣪
all of you b1tchbeasts and nooksuckers W1SH you had my ass on tap #th1rstpost1ng #suggest1ve ((art by sarcasmprod1gy!
id like to congratulate the brilliant minds at gentlemens quarterly^2 for their impeccable taste in princes and wwizards not the wworst newws to come back to after an extended holiday in another univverse ((art by @gallivvantingGourmand!)) #gpoe #gq^2 #fitcheck
much as id lovve to continue loiterin around this quaint little pastoral shithole drinkin wwhipped instant energy sludge and inflictin terrible vviolence on the locals vvia the means a my eager manservvant all good things must come to an end except OBVVIOUSLY my reign as prince a hope wwhich wwill last ad infinitum lucky for me before i dropped @gallivvantingGourmand off at the torture cylinder depot and began scribing my teleportation circle for one a certain foulblooded bitch of unfathomably ill repute @handMaid fleww across the sea and only mildly destroyed the countryside so to join me for spinach grub pies and energy sludge wwhile wwe wwatch castio duel someones dire cholerbear lusus to the death in the vvillage square ill miss this place #slaycation #gladiating #finality #randomvviolence #miniongoals #gpoe
V5: Hey so since fight night was what it said on the tin, I can only assume this is where you all go to share colds? Maybe even the flu if it's in season?
clovver has been released from confinement as a flesh cube due to my forgivvin nature #nicedan
thanks i stole it from @gutsyGumshoe
some call them the amporites #mycult
you been good lately lets get you a signed and framed 24" x 36" poster
#gpoe #timemagazine #earthc #creators #hope
fuckin guy has the nervve to ask me howw i kneww about his bomb plot my brother in hope i scried it in my crystal sphere wweeks ago #crockercorp
#amporacoin is on a legendary 3.11% ascent into the heavvens wwe might be so fuckin back eribros
↗️THEY HATE TO SEE A SALARYTROLL WITH SWAG.↗️
/goreg𝐋ed gay chud n this wuz the first pic to cum up fr 𝐋mfaooooo 💯💯 we r nvr getting out of the subgrub 🔥 @irrefutab𝐋edeca𝐋ogue https://cdn.imgchest.com/fi𝐋es/025f63cf293c.png
:33 < Save me 4 shots of espurresso.... Save me...
Some Of You Are Too Worried About " Getting Laid " When You Should Be Worried About Developing A Personality, Send Chitt. #suggestive #nsfc #goodlight
dude none of you bitches know how good a thank you apple dumpling text feels like and i am mad fucking sad for you chumpasses fuck heroin fuck meth fuck double weed double fuck bath salts and fuck huffing jet glue this is the high this is it this is the hit youre all toking lego grass fuck out of here i got that good mother fucking gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ saw a crockercorp agent do this to a homeless troll on earth c because he asked if their policies would help with grocery prices https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/crockercorp.gif ]
↗️THAT WILL ALSO BE SUFFICIENT.↗️ ↘️i was selfish.↘️ ↗️I SHOULD HAVE USED THEY.↗️
↗️IMAGINE THIS↗️ ↘️you are at work when you receive a text from him.↘️ ↗️"LOOK WHAT I FOUND~"↗️ ↘️with a picture of your imperial identification security card.↘️ ↗️"NO, PLEASE, DON'T DO IT."↗️ ↘️you beg.↘️ ↗️HE DOES NOT LISTEN.↗️ ↘️you receive another image, your card burnt and ashen under the heat of a raging flame.↘️ ↗️"GO TO YOUR OFFICE'S ABLUTION BLOCK AND SEND ME A SCREENSHOT OF YOUR DMB APPOINTMENT~"↗️ ↘️he forces you to endure countless bureaucratic instances.↘️ ↗️HE FORCES YOU TO NOT ONLY SUBMIT TO HIM, BUT TO SUBMIT TO THE MONOTONY OF THE DEPARTMENT OF MOTOR BUGGIES.↗️ ↘️i am picturing it right now.↘️
"how may i shape your windpipe?"
Thank you, Chittr, for your many interdimensional connections. I've gotten into the habit of importing Old Alternian cosmetics on-planet for my own personal use. There is simply something undeniable about that formula. And per the box, it's Cruelty Guaranteed!
rarely does a meme spawwn from the earth c creator fandom that speaks to me wwith such profound vversimilitude #eridanagenda
her glorious iron Prong
I don't do that.
In honor of the destruction of the Journal Factory, here's a personal tidbit pasted to the wall for the whole of the multiverse to see. A RANKING OF WHICH CREATORS HAVE LET ME DOWN THE MOST MISERABLY. ENJOY!
You were posed like Piccolo
Oh. Ok. Do you intend to actually provide an example?
Yes. I sincerely doubt you could construct a single example which would exclude a Jane from my unwavering kinship!
... I was being supportive.
I still attest that you're the cream of the crop.
My #Allyship to the LGBT community does, despite popular belief, extend to those other iterations of myself pursuing alternative lifestyles. I mean, I don't necessarily "get" it, but even I can understand that anything is possible in the face of infinity. So this is a post of abject support. I love you, gay-Janes. Boy-Janes. Something-else-Janes. #LGBTQIA #Ally #MePersonally? #StillStraight
MORE PERSONAL CONFESSIONS FOR THE INTERDIMENSIONAL POPULACE AT LARGE! GREAT! THIS HANKY-PANKY IS ALL HUNKY DORY TO OLD JANE! #ALLY!!! #SEXPOSITIVE!!! At this point, I don't think the journal factory exploded. I believe a number of you banded together and BOMBED it.
Just this one. Isn't she a peach?
Very much so.
If I may, how long will it 8e until you have them tightened again?
Hm, dedicated to your position, are you? That's a good quality.
Youre gonna get knocked for manhandling the goods one of these days!
Miss Crocker, is all of your entourage this funny?
You crack me up.
Youre such a lovable little ragamuffin.
⚇ I won't even use all my quirk for this one. Show this shit the respect it deserves lmfao. --- To Kiss The Sun, Chapter 12 -- Fear and Longing "WE HAVE TO RUN, KULLEO!" The stars had already begun to disappear overhead as spilled orange Faygo stained the sky in rich hues as the sun began to rise. I stared in awe at the break of day, like a cuspidated grimalkin stuck in the headlights of a scuttlebuggy I felt trapped to the spot, my body shaking. I'd never seen anything so beautiful before, so thoroughly romantic. "This is what you get to see every day...?" I whispered to Fallan, eyes managing to turn away from the sunrise just enough to see the glitter of her pallid skin in the glow of its rays. She looked beautiful, even beyond the life that had long drained from her eyes, my cemetery girl stood shining brilliant in the dawn. Her eyes fell on me in that moment and we both knew, that everything we'd been through, everything we'd endured had all been worth it for the flush that we now shared between one another. The persecution, the pusherache, the daytime we now ran from...it was all worth it just so that we could stare at one another in this glorious moment and know we were two halves of one whole, just as the Messiahs prophecized! Okay, Isidor interjecting here. I might have to take them up for a little bit of blasphemy here but hey, the prose is pretty damn good, right? Kulleo is one hell of a writer! Okay back to the story: The moment was broken by my own traitorous wince as the sun's rays began to sting the top of my horns. It was bearable on the strong keratin, but once it touched the softer chitin of my face... "I told you, we need to hurry!" Fallan insisted, grabbing me by the hand and using all of the strength left in her to drag me back towards the shelter of the blackout tree, who's leaves would keep us completely obscured until night fell once more. We ran, managing to make the top of the trunk just as daylight singed the slightly exposed skin on my ankles, though I dragged it up just in time to avoid the worst of it. My sigh of relief came for both of us, for despite Fallan's lack of cardiovascular function, I could see the comfort plain on her face now that we were safe in the treetops. Peering over the side of the tree branch we'd perched ourselves on, I could see the sunlight bleaching the bottom of the tree in stark white, while further up the trunk remained its tell-tale stygian color. "We're safe for now" I murmured, allowing myself a moment to relax as I lay myself down on the thick branch, allowing my eyes to close as exhaustion pulsed in waves over my skin. "Emphasis on the for now part. As soon as the sun comes down, they're going to come looking for you again." I heard Fallan shuffle on the branch next to me, before feeling the brush of their old, raggedy shirt against my arm. She had lay down next to me, the cold of her skin atypical for one who had once been a warmer blood than I. I still sometimes watched, fascinated, as old, coagulated teal oozed from an open wound. I often wondered, in those moments, whether or not she could still be used for paint. Did her blood regenerate? Would wounds heal? There was just so much we didn't know... "...How long can we keep doing this, Kulleo?" her hoarse, raspy voice was taught with emotion. "How much longer until the ragrippers finally catch up with us? Or...Or a threshie squad manages to make good on their threats? Or the mercenaeronauts try to collect my bounty? This was never going to work! We're not meant to..." She paused, and though tears no longer flowed from her dead eyes, I knew that her soul was crying. I think that's about enough of airing out my student's writing on here. Gotta save some for its SlayO3, right? lmaooo. Hopefully this teaches it to make sure its sending the *right* document in future. ⚇
Been re-watching some of the footage from the Guttercade last night. I cant help it; i keep laughing my ass off at how shitty so many of you are at bowling. But there's hope! You can come back in two wipes and try to beat your record :). ((credit to @deathlessDeadwood 4 the lovely art!)) #guttercade #selfie
Unreal Heiress, hold my calls.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ THE FELT HAS CLOSED. Thank you so much for coming to the #FeltOpening! We hope you had a wonderful time, and we hope to see you next week! Until then, it was lovely serving you. https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/TheFeltClosed.png ]
>([saw t#is dude at t#e party i aint know w#o t#e #ell #e is but decided to make #im in wwe] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/8c40deb018e1.png #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/41a8586628dc.png]
Ahem. *Lobby to criminalize. Crockercorp and I as its neofounder have no political authority over the Kingdoms, Human or otherwise.
But when I criminalize Creator Fiction, I'm the big stinking tyrant. Sure.
Strike the gal with the weakest legal team first wowzers starting out strong.
gIRLS WITH GLASSES ARE, bEAUTIFUL,
Good lord. Whether or not you ideologically APPROVE of The Felt as an institution, could the naysayers button their stupid slack mouths? All you are doing at this point is degrading the effort to host and advertise a communal event by a relatively low-ranking, arguably WELL-MEANING toady who is personally mixing your cocktail and fixing your snack. If you think you could do better, I encourage you to try. Otherwise, shut the fuck up, buster! :B
Wait what.
I don't understand the expectation that an iteration of Jake English must be positively shredded. I like my Jake just the way he is. Frankly, the EXTREMELY conventionally attractive Jakes are almost off-putting. They hardly resemble him!! Sure, he hasn't retained his youthful... silhouette. But who has the metabolism they had when they were sixteen? Jakes of Chittr, don't you fret. Pick that fork back up, pally.
Jake came over this morning while I was still dressing for today's event, scoped me without makeup, and IMMEDIATELY gasped and asked me if I was coming down with something. :|
Lovely dress, miss Crocker. Only you could pull it off. ::::)
swweet gleamin hope
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ As much as many of you will whisper and gossip and implore yourselves above us, we listen to all. And we welcome all. No discrimination here despite what you may hear. And despite what they will hum about us, we are quite polite people. We would love to see *you* at the #FeltOpening. Remember, be polite, be courteous, and be someone you're not. Hoo. https://msparp.chat/feltopening ]
"But you didn't mean me, did you?" ... Oh, CERTAINLY not, dear heart.
Happy 8/8.
If luck be a lady then shes one ornery gal because what in the sam hill man. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/d6a7414d7da2.jpg
Veeery funny, Oddy. Very funny. I'll take over the music posting from here. Just one last one 4 the road. LET'S HEAR IT 4 THE ALTERNIAN EMPIRE'S 4REIGN POLICY!!!!
and this this is to hope EVVEN FURTHER BEYOND #gpoe
The installation of my EXECUTIVE FLAGSHIP'S new helmsman! ... It's a touchy subject legislatively but believe me when I say that my candidate is in the process of completing ALL the necessary attestations of sound mind and willing spirit!
Get ready to eat my dust on the morning commute.
Big changes coming! @involuntarilyLulzworthy Your "throne" awaits. :B
>([w#en i see dat butt] #ttps://cdn.imgc#est.com/files/38b094f01eac.png]
Dont get me wrong im all for the cinematic jaunts of mister singer and his rowdy boy bunch and id *never* razz the artistic inclinations of those hollywood bigwigs but i do so wish theyd kept mystiques penchant for skulls! I mean its just a helluva pun to have such a leading lady decked to the nines in her fashions of SKULLduggery. Get it??
...oh!
Meeting the fricken replacement i suppose.
Ok! Well its kind of like i was her first bestie so.
I cant stay mad at a goof like that!
Hi. :/
#BFF #:( https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff7d1cc571de.gif
Youre so wise tavvy aw. :)
Precisely!!
Sometimes when a mountain is put into perspective it just becomes a mole hill! Who wouldda thunk.
<:|
Umm...
I toss my two cents in and suddenly the whole fricken fountain is clogged huh. I was under the impression that that scallywag was just the ol ar-bot in disguise but phooey me for trying to think with my noodle and not my doodle or whatever.
Whats the rub dude i thought we were taking up arms against the big bad!
On principle kind of!
Sorry for the juniorheads in the audience but some things simply must be said.
Not to harsh the vibes of every fella cottoning to the corners of this lil fudge junior nonsense but i dunno if he was so much a real guy with real pizzazz as he was a real piece of WORK.
Oh janey. With your cooking i wouldnt be able to stop myself from boogieing!
Too long!
Oh unreal heiress get this junk joint jumping.
If you think one like isnt a lot just imagine another fella in the room sitting really close to you going gee whilikers that was a good one.
Im learning so many colors in the comments here dude its like blues clues in here.
Successful pancake flip. Yep! I bet youre green over there. Not everyone can do it the way ol jake does.
Everyones wetting their britches about a dude getting tootsweet on the timeline. Tighten your belts boys thats usually how it is for him! #vaguepost #NOTvaguepost #missingmyfishing
I dunno if your brofy meant all that much if some random ol ragamuffin is taking you to the wayside.
:/
Well this is just plum embarassing for me.
You know it my girl up top with the slop.
You know a dude likes to break out the good chow on a hellacious friday! https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/feb859506377.jpg
Push it push it!
The mutts in this case!
PARDON!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?
Everythings coming up english!
Gotta go! Me and the ol bffeferi are playing table pong! Instead of doing shots every time we win we take little sips of ice cream from the flower of a hibiscus. Toodles!
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Coming where? :)
Reminding me of my new pal @cuttlefishCabbalist ! This dudes eating corn through a picket coral fence to boot too. Heh. Hes like if the two of us mixed and made something funky! https://i.pinimg.com/736x/5b/10/9d/5b109d8067eeb0bb8f9d1cd05d24272a.jpg
I dunno! Its always a little funny seeing a bunch of random dick tom and harrys razz those of the striderian kin. Ought to have the ability to throw tomatoes at the screen.
Its like france and stuff!
I wonder how many honest to goodness fellas assume im of the european steeze strictly by the way i get on about the web. I think im just more mush mouthed than anything. Personally anyway!
Oh jade. You always know just what to say to cheer a fella up. Hey is your icon off kilter or is it just me seeing things a little screwy.
some experiences arent for everyone! i think it is totally okay for you to explore life at your own pace without feeling too weird about not sharing some experiences with your alternates. i know that i dont really want to share some of those experiences mine have had... -_-
Well durr yeah i think being someones skippy ol pappy is the worst it can get.
Frankly i guess im a little green about all these clam happy englishes running tootsweet with their happily claimed ankle biters. I thought for a long time maybe i was incapable of junk like that but maybe it really is just a *me* thing. Like maybe other mes have got their noggins screwed on straight and im stuck in the muck being some kind of silly boy about the little things.
Huh?
Pour one out for our pals of the olden era. Instead of jonesing it up with your best guys on the web about your various whackadoodle interests you were just called ol johnny pervert and shipped to the nut house.
True!
How come the consort kingdom aerospace center hasnt gotten a howdy do back about their big top bottle rocket race featuring a ship in your likeliness? Good heavens to betsy milady these scaly sonuvas and bubble blowing big brains are primed on their adorable little haunches!
Not like that!
This is why i trust my most hearty and ineffable squeeze! My firmest and snuggest gal pal were just two bugs in a rug.
CAN THE RAPSCALLIONS ABOVE ME KEEP THEIR BRITCHES ON.
:(
They only have four fingers janey you must excuse their slapdash craftsmanship. They simply didnt mean to give you a big ol loogie and a fat little bottom.
Me and you tav maybe its a page thing.
Say does anyone start to sweat when theyre alone for no good reason or is it just me.
You cant just have a one man harlem shake...
Happy pride month folks!!
Nobody ever wants to chow down on ol jakes sweet potato and asparagus casserole.
Every time i turn up to some klatch i get this kind of overhanging presence like theres some humbug shooting me the heebie jeebies. At first i thought it was a sponsor hot on my tail and trying to trap my fur for falling off the wagon but ive come to find that its actually probably nothing at all! And im just being kind of hypervigilant for no reason.
It brings a tear to my eye to hear folks take "our boys in blue" as some tip of the hat towards the boys with a badge and *not* an inclusive shoutout to our (very) fine fellas up and down the middle gradient of the (caddish) (NOT good) hemospectrum.
Peeping through the looking glass sure does make me feel wonky. Most of you long in the tooth born and bred alternians are regular gluttons for violence but my good pal (earth c ways) is named bagell britch and all they do is kindly serve up the deli day in and day out. I wonder if earth c trolls are just born a little softer or if youve all secretly got an epic heart of gold hidden beneath your social fritz and bloodthirsty fiddlefaddle...
The situation is still developing~. But trending upward, I hope~~~~.
'Attagirl.
I don't want to hear any more insinuations about media's great romances. You all sniffle and yearn for the BLANDEST dynamics. They've already done a romance on television, and that one was enough. It was 1980, when they had that squirt with the big mouth whip a collar onto snippy old prairie bearcat Nellie Oleson.
@grandioseSaturation Something delicate, refined, and better suited to your taste? :B A labor of love, certainly, and one requiring a skilled and practiced hand.
It's Arrested Development!
Flee Alternia for Earth-C. I could abuse you more efficiently and slightly less egregiously than your previous employer and/or commander.
simple minded indivviduals might see a bit of paunch and turn their noses up at the notion of groping a bit of tummy noww and again trolls of culture eat bbwws on the first date #nsfww
fuck #needthat
Whenever you're ready, sir!
Thank you kindly.
You. Me. A couch so decadent and overstuffed, the recesses of its cushions bog you down inescapably. Artax-style. An ice-cold viewing room. Seven blankets. An entire sheet cake. Two forks. And this film.
yes. though if theres juicy office drama i cant say im not intrigued
would you like to know the downsides of any software? i've got an itch.§
Still at the office, but her sweet siren song. It beckons to me.
I often wonder if the lethal nature of the filial drones is somewhat overstated. Because I'm looking at some of you, and there is no chance in my mind that you are ALL getting laid!
Some gentlemen serve no higher purpose- and derive no greater pleasure- than to receive the flagrant abuse of the ladies to which they swear their allegiance. And I think we should all plumb get OK with that! Frankly, I'm proud of them.
What has happened to the once iron-clad tether that held me to my doggone desk? After yet another midmorning tour of the HQ Legacy Vault, I've become hopelessly addlepated by these old recipe books!!! I planned to release some more official announcements later in the afternoon, but for now... like this post, and I will assign you one of our very own- modern or legacy- BETTY CROCKER trademark recipes. :B #HappyMonday #GoodMood #IceBreaker #OrShallWeSay #IcingBreaker #🧁 IN THE QUEUE: unclaspedKahuna torvousCarnifex comedyGold bummelBoogie cationicAgonist crackedTungsten achillesAnalogue terminallyCapricious gangstasCrossbones cerbericApostle affableCantor gluttinousGymnast
GREAT MOMENTS IN BEFORAN HISTORY. THE DEMONESS OF ANCIENT ALTERNIAN LEGEND. AND THE PRINCE OF HOPE. FALLING THROUGH A GLASS TABLE AT KARAOKE. AFTER SECURING @caligulasAquarium HIS KAWAIIFUL MAGICAL CROP TOP. GOOD TIMES. #NOWPLAYING THE HAND THAT FEEDS.
susan from the Facebook posted her.ugly ass granbabies again. YEUCK. i donot want to see that.!
Those of you that strugglle with the weight of an unsteady mind and burdensome thoughts, consider Martiall drills as meditation. The act of performing A series of Martiall Maneuvers in routine can focus the Mind away from what troublles you.
Job Beam.
Go grey then, I won’t tell.
Okay.
(cracks knuckles) I woould have too step in
Turn the puter off.
What do we do when the amount of people online reaches like 10 and all it is is giant orgy posting #nsfw
Okay.
Huge fan.
I HATE.
WHO NEEDS NEEDLES ANYWAY. #CROSSHAIRSPLAY AT THE #HOPESPIRE WITH @caligulasAquarium.
[T] Thank you for clarifying.] [A] As my boss does not have chittr account, I feel safe in making the very clear joke that I would deeply enjoy beating his head in with paperweight.] #violence
[E] Extremely happy to fulfill my duties.] [J] Just wish he would shut the fuck up.]
great job vvek thats wwhy wwe pay you a perfectly reasonable salary
Q: "do you knoww anything about your astrological chart?" A: not at all and i think astrology is embarrassingly stupid
Are they coming back???? I might actually pick one up if they do
[observed] chittr's page source. [reported] this was happening one way or another. // maybe against my will. [reported] you can do this too with a little technical know how. i pulled apart the document Chittr hands my browser when i request the main feed. this is not a penetration test. // correction: it is not presently a penetration test. i have not attempted to circumvent authentication, access anything my account was not given, or interfere with the service. this is just what the website hands me when i knock on it. first impression: pretty modern construction. vexed.js, reaxe, turbopan. server render then client hydration. pretty standard choices. page is assembled from a collection of providers handling things. things like blocking, ignoring, hastag preferences, notifications, refresh behavior, display settings. [observed] the document i received is about 5 megabytes. that is a lot of front door. reason's pretty obvious. chittr isn't just rendering the information necessary to display a chitt, but all of the underlying object data related to it. for posts appearing in my feed, the delivered data can include: post identifiers. character identifiers. internal account identifiers. timestamps. raw post contents. quirked post contents. caste. avatar location. follower identifiers. badges. reaction totals. the character identifiers responsible for individual reactions. rechitts. hashtags. mentions. replies, and then another considerable quantity of user information attached to those replies. [observed] both contentRaw and contentQuirked are present. any of you hoping to hide something beneath a typing quirk should know by now that isn't happening. [observed] follower lists are shipped as arrays of identifiers and character records. [inference] someone has elected to send entire character-shaped objects where a smaller public facing representation would suffice. data-minimization problem. not intrusion. my browser doesn't need most of that information to draw your name, picture, caste, and post. more interesting, chittr also hydrates moderation state into the client. won't delve into what this means. interesting. [observed] at least twenty-five external images are preloaded onto my feed. this should be obvious as to why. [reported] everyone has their profile pictures off site. just makes page rendering interesting. it also makes the page heavier for no particularly compelling reason. there are smaller things. two viewport declarations. the latter disables user scaling on mobile. an inline theme script reads a theme cookie before rendering and then solves the problem with the delicate instrument of applying !important colors to essentially everything on the page. [observed] i did not find an obvious password, session token, bearer credential, private API key, or similar gift sitting naked in the document. that is the good news. a respectable amount of application data is injected into reaxe's server-component stream directly in the document. none of these are evidence that someone has compromised the website. they are evidence that someone has been building a website. my present assessment: security: indeterminate. the document alone cannot tell me whether server-side authorization is competent. privacy: warrants review. especially stable account identifiers, relationship data, and block/ignore state. performance: wasteful. architecture: recognizable and reasonably conventional. data discipline: enthusiastic. again. not hacking. not disrupting service. this is what i do. this was basically a free service. //usually for money. so uh. don't delete me.§
I’m probably bisexual but I have a job so I don’t really care about that right now—
Exactly.
I Missed The Conversation Earlier, But Actually The Trolls Who Were Taken Aback By The #nsfw Content They Were Unwillingly Subjected To Are Not The Problem. In Fact, If You Were Criticizing Or Rolling Your Ganderbulbs At Those Trolls, Maybe You Should Stop Thinking About Pailing For Five Seconds And Get A Hobby. Bring Yourself Back Down To Reality.
[observed] coworker keeps asking about my quadrants. [reported] he needs to worry about his first before worrying about mine.§
i'm glad my word could be taken so seriously... heh... sometimes i think i only post for my Goonlings and not for the greater gooning field...! of which i want to break into............. #GoonUniversity
aaas... the Freaky Gooner... it is my SWORN DUTY. to stand before the feed and say that complaints about untagged porn are fair and true. any naysayers talking about sensitive snowflakes and wrigglers and pixels know not what they say... would you like to be exposed to freak shit you arent 𝒻𝓇𝑒𝒶𝓀𝓎 (freaky) about? would you like a bulge pic sent your way from a stranger... i say no... always strive to be an #EthicalGooner and respect others and their wishes or you may be removed from the circlejerk... or worse... The Orgy. heh... #SomeOfYouDontDeserveNook #OrBulge #nsfw
₍ᐢᐢ₎★ That's so beautiful, thank you for sharing #thenamesaresofun #itmakessensetonamethemthatwaytbh
I think you're mistaking people saying "this nsfw should have been tagged" for pearl clutching at the fact the picture exists. The problem isn't that the picture exists, the problem is the crossed boundary.
the prince guides his wwand into the refrigerator for safe keepin
D --> I think it would be weird to create such 100d images about a real person without their permission regardless of their deity status
So much for the tolerant [insert finished joke here]
tthere are pe0p1e wh0 uze tthiz zite at w0rk and 0therz wh0 have b10cked tthe nzfw ttag f0r a reaz0n.
ITS MY MOM.
We get it, you fuck. Often. We KNOW. Some of us just don't wanna see that shit unprompted
By the MOON~ and STAR~S I think she's lying to me
#FlanFriday We begin our journey at possibly the greatest diversion from your pedestrian expectations. The Flan Pâtissie, or Flan Parisien. Baptized not in the cool water of her bain-marie, but by flame. The ratio of the French custard is such that the cream may bake without curdling or splitting under direct heat. Most commonly mistaken for the Basque Cheesecake, she bears a dark, caramelized topmost layer. What may surprise the amateurs among you is that the Flan Parisien is set inside a crust, whereas the Basque Cheesecake IS NOT. More to the median experience is the traditional Crème Caramel, with her thin, glossy, plate-filling liquid sugar coating. Certain regional variations may err lighter or richer depending on the type of milk used in production, but all in all, she simmers in a warm water bath for a considerable spell as is required of her delicate nature. It is worth noting that the Flan Parisien, while providing more textural variety with its flaky crust, lacks the liquid caramel coating of the traditional Crème entirely, which I find utterly depressing. The answer to both these deficiencies arrives in the Chocoflan- or the Pastel Impossible, as known in some circles. BOTH the batter of the dense, spongy bottom chocolate cake layer AND the custard are inlaid simultaneously without care into the pan. During baking, the gradient of custard to cake arranges itself beautifully top-to-bottom. Its singular shortfall is that the caramel (which I encourage you to add) must be baked separately, OR substituted for a thicker, altered formula. Dulce de leche is a common replacement topping, and a welcome one at that. Although this intrepid baker has NO qualms with a dark cocoa sponge absorbing spoonfuls of toasty liquid caramel. Happy Flan Friday, and Happy Baking to you!
In honor of (what I have just seconds ago dubbed) Flan Friday, a journey into the many faces of flan. Worshippers of Earth-C, I invite you to ask yourselves:
yknoww i realized somethin i nevver uploaded the covver edition a my photo for cosmocean a feww months back perhaps megido may suffered for it its a charmin throwwback to my smooth chin era dont you think #fitcheck #gpoe #cosmocean #magazines