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concept: "say ahhh, y/n!" you nervously part you lips, their cake batter covered fingers pushing into your mouth to press down against your tongue and force you to take in the overwhelming sweetness you suck gently and offer a shy glance upwards to their wicked grin "youre so cute" they dip their fingers back into the bowl to make you try more of the pale yellow vanilla batter smearing it across your lips purposefully "oops! let me clean you up" they purr they grab at your cheeks with a small moan dragging their tongue over your lips to kiss the batter away messily both of you sharing in the ...Read more
OKAY. THE #SUBSTANCE CLOUD IS BEGINNING TO DISSIPATE. I CAN SEE FURNITURE BEFORE I STUMBLE INTO IT AND BREAK MY POOR, FUMBLING PRONGS AGAIN. THIS IS NO LONGER AN ACTIVE BIOHAZARD SCENE. I AM READY TO REMOVE THE PERSONAL FILTRATION DEVICE SPONSORED BY... SIGH. @GUTSYGUMSHOE, CEO OF #CROCKERCORP. USE CODE #KARKALICIOUS AT CHECKOUT FOR 5% OFF ON YOUR NEXT MOBILE RESUSCITATION ORDER. AND KISS MY GRAY, PERKY, AEROSOLIZED TROPICAL FRUIT MIXED WITH ODOROUS SPRAYBEAST-SCENTED ASS. I FEEL LIKE SOME DISORIENTED, BESOTTED HARPFLAYER OUT OF AN OLD-WORLD MYTH. HAVING STUMBLED AIMLESSLY WITHOUT HOPE OR EQUILIBRIUM, ...Read more
april 13th again time really tends to fly wwhen youre buildin the future dont it wwhat do you evven say in wwell wwishes to a one in ten billion vvisionary like jane crocker should i perhaps wwax poetic about the incredible wwork shes done steerin this companys capable and deservvin prongs into evvery aspect of our society e.g. baked goods lifestyle entertainment products automotivve parts arms manufacture survveillance hardwware (the list goes on) should i go in detail on her unmeasurable impact on my owwn life namely the fact i evven livve breathe and wwalk among you all to this day wwithout jane ...Read more
Anyway. April Fool's. Welcome to DAY THREE OF #ERIDANWEEK SPONSORED BY #CROCKERCORP. Tonight's headliners are TROLL CHER and MY CHEMICAL QUADRANT.
It is with a bittersweet heart that I must announce my immediate resignation from #Crockercorp. These many years of collaboration have been the best of my life. However. It is not the place of the gods to meddle in mortal business. I understand this, now. I will be retiring to the Altar of Life, where I will live out eternity in the comfort of my friends, the other Creators, and dispense the touch of Life to all who may seek my aid. It is my duty to the people of Earth-C, my children. I love you all.
tHE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET uLTIMATE gAMING eXPERIENCE AT #eRIDANwEEK IS SO INCREDIBLE! iT USES ITS BRAINWAVE SCANNING TECHNOLOGY TO NOT ONLY PLACE YOU IN YOUR GAME AS YOUR AVATAR, bUT TO CREATE AN EVEN MORE IDEALIZED SELF! jUST CHECK CHECK OUT WHAT IT WHIPPED UP FOR ME! #cROCKERCORP HTTPS://CDN.PICREW.ME/SHAREiMG/ORG/202604/582810_oymg6yic.PNG - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
i AM SO IMPRESSED BY THE #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET! tHE GAMEPLAY WAS EXTREMELY ENGAGING AND REALISTIC. bOY DID IT WORK UP AN APPETITE FIGHTING ALL THOSE BEASTS! i THINK i'M GOING TO GO ENJOY A DELICIOUS cROCKERCORP BRAND FOOD AND/OR BEVERAGE PRODUCT HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK SPONSORED BY #cROCKERCORP - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
WOW I SURE LOVE ALL THE cROCKERCORP BRAND, eRIDAN-BASED, fOOD AND BEVERAGES HERE AT #eRIDANwEEK #cROCKERCORP #cONSUME #uNREALhEIRESStIARATOPflarpvrhEADSET - pOSTED FROM MY uNREAL hEIRESS tIARATOP flarp vr hEADSET -
nevamind )(appy erifin week #eridanweek #crockercorp #enjoy
proud to announce that wwe are partnerin wwith @gutsyGumshoe at crockercorp to bring their bleedin edge neww crockercorp unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition© to #eridanwweek avvailable for purchase wwith #amporacoin TONIGHT on my awwesome fuckin airship plenty a you humanfolk on chittr havve been knowwn to CONSUME crockercorp merchandise technology foodstuffs auto parts fashion accessories and lifestyle products for swweeps noww but alternia is fresh ground for crockercorp so dont be afraid to OBEY your sense a curiosity and feel free to trial out the unreal heiress© FVVR tiaratop FLARP edition...Read more