#karkalicious

KARKAT VANTAS

0 months ago

@carbolicGalvanologist[CG]

OKAY. THE #SUBSTANCE CLOUD IS BEGINNING TO DISSIPATE. I CAN SEE FURNITURE BEFORE I STUMBLE INTO IT AND BREAK MY POOR, FUMBLING PRONGS AGAIN. THIS IS NO LONGER AN ACTIVE BIOHAZARD SCENE. I AM READY TO REMOVE THE PERSONAL FILTRATION DEVICE SPONSORED BY... SIGH. @GUTSYGUMSHOE, CEO OF #CROCKERCORP. USE CODE #KARKALICIOUS AT CHECKOUT FOR 5% OFF ON YOUR NEXT MOBILE RESUSCITATION ORDER. AND KISS MY GRAY, PERKY, AEROSOLIZED TROPICAL FRUIT MIXED WITH ODOROUS SPRAYBEAST-SCENTED ASS. I FEEL LIKE SOME DISORIENTED, BESOTTED HARPFLAYER OUT OF AN OLD-WORLD MYTH. HAVING STUMBLED AIMLESSLY WITHOUT HOPE OR EQUILIBRIUM, ...Read more