)(er Imperious Condescension
@herimperiousCondesce
literally t)(e baddest beac)( out )(ere
im woke now fyi #woke
so )(ow many a u are actually employed
⛥ Not me, I'm a student.
thI5 I5 pr0bably a data c0llectI0n 5cheme, but I am
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I run a clinic, do odd jobs, I'd consider that employed.
My matesprit and I do freelance work.
I'm a CEO!
waste of time job ngl )(ardly counts as a reel one 3B-/
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clowns and rap and clowns and rap
dont c)(a wis)( yo empress was woke like me dont c)(a wis)( yo empress was a bad beac)( like me
you're woke?
alwaves )(ave been alwaves will be
do more squats mfers u all got sad #sad sad basses
Yes, ma'am~!
Exercii2e ii2 hard, II’d rather eat Doriito2.
+|-=[} Speak for yourself {]=-|+
u may be )(atin but i made a way to re)(eat fettuccini alfredo wit)(out it bein greasy n nasty and i ain’t ever tellin u
hi jinx from a day later. what if i said pretty please?
mmm water u givin me in exc)(ange
well i've already shared my corn salsa recipe but since that's publicly available i'd get if you didn't think it was a sufficient trade.
yea i need somefin elite for t)(is
guess it'll remain seacret.
snrk
coming back to this regardless of if you share the trick, do try the corn salsa recipe it kicks so much ass.
yea yea mfer i just more 3B-)
yo never watc)(ed dis s)(ow but dat dad guy from Steven universe ? I get )(ow )(e pulled t)(at )(ot pink c)(ick cuz it would work on me too
what an admission
just sayin )(e kno )(ow to pull a pink alien baddie
everyone has a type
s)(ella purple broads on my splas)(board now )(u)(
Is it heaven to you, or hell?
neit)(er i reely dgaf lol s)(ip is just funny wit )(ow )(ard my version of u kelpt )(ers)(ellf outa da spotlig)(t
Do publishing a bestseller book that obliquely mocks both you and your ultrapowerful boss, disrupting Betty Crocker trade routes, *and* riding your High Chaplain of Interstellar War down a waterfall of blood count as "outa da spotlight" to you?
I'm fairly sure all of those things are immovable parts of the Alpha Timeline.
you are reely takin t)(is as s)(ade instead of fact gurl. s)(e ain’t even let p)(otos of )(er get out. s)(e kept to )(erself until makin )(er moves s)(e was a strong adversary but s)(e kept t)(ings be)(ind t)(e scenes is all im sayin political moves were big but it was never in front of cameras and s)(ip t)(e way t)(e otter buoy was
Fair enough. I suppose we just have different perspectives on it. Like with most things.
boreeeed feel free to ask me s)(ip no form bc u pussies love bein anonymous and i ain’t about t)(at
8=l < What is your favorite drink 8=l < Of any kind, not strictly alcoholic
can i stick my finger in your hoopy ear rings and go blallalalalala?
pina colada 3B-) otterwise t)(o moistly just water
u can try it but w)(at )(appens to u ain’t on me
8=l < Have you tried bubble tea 8=l < I like the flavored pearls more than the tapioca personally
i think it actually probably be directly on you if i had to take a guess, wheres legal eagle when you need him
not usually )(uge on s)(ip bein in my drinks but I do like t)(e aquatic nature of bubbles bein in t)(e name… mig)(t try it t)(en
8=l < They're edible flavor balls 8=l < Quite yummy 8=l < You can pop them with your tongue
you got balls in yo mout)( ?
8=l < Flavor balls 8=l < They're called bobas
some of u reely jus keep up w me to )(ate react to everyfin eelmao s)(ip is funny 3B-)
goteem
watc)( t)(is Pspspspspsppspssps
[ -- Yes? -- ]
Yes your imperialness?
btw vegetarians n vegans s)(ould just b eaten solves t)(ey morayl dilemma #cannibalism #ingenuity
wait but isn't the moral dilemma for both eating things that are living animals so if we ate them that wouldn't solve any of their or our moral problems
would solve it fore me so
t)(ey moral dilemma is t)(ey want less peeps eatin livestock spares livestock if we eat em
Th³y R³⁴lly Shøůld B³~♡♤ ««◥◤◥◤ was here»»
TF do peeps wit)(out s)(arp teet)( efin do?? u out )(ere gnawing on cud like a moo beast???? tf
martinez glass > wine glass
martinez?? do you mean martini? or are you drinkin a latinx baddie or maybe im missin a pun here
yo t)(at evil beac)( from power rangers is cool asf reel talk
★re you ★ttempting to rest★rt your power r★ngers ★rc?
Different one.
(That was a different Condesce.)
Shit.
TF u efin on aboat
rita repulsa? yeah she's fun.
if gold ain’t look good on u it’s because u low class btw
I gotta boss someone around sometime soon it alwaves funny mind control amusing but i’s more fun w)(en t)(ey just do w)(at u say
I s)(ould tierlist t)(e )(uman god guys i met t)(at one time but i forgot most of t)(eir names so
ngl, that just leaves so many questions.
like?
like what was that one time? what did the humans look like?
y would i breamember one of em was gon make my troll egg 3B-D t)(as all
t)(ere s)(ould b a c)(arity to put down bald people
ocray bald
k bald)(ead
picking on bal·ld peopl·le is why you have no friends l·lady.
single-)(andedly ruled an entire planet as well as oversaw t)(e process of colonizing and expanding our empire w)(ile keeping in place a social )(ierarc)(y t)(at separates classes and causes divide between t)(e individuals t)(erefore preventing any rebellions, quas)(ing precious rebellions t)(at were attempted and implementing new rules to stop it from ever repeating, went to an entirely new planet as an alien and managed to invade as one of t)(eir own w)(ile subtly )(iding my plans and taking advantage of t)(eir economic system until I )(ad t)(e most capital and could move t)(e will of t)(e world as I wanted, also, reel good at baking 3B-)
from w)(at i been told, u all died until u used bulls)(it c)(eat magic to go and undo a s)(it ton of original c)(oices so like i reely ain’t all t)(at caug)(t up on it eelmao u s)(ould b more worried aboat yo new eart)( and not t)(e woman w)(o )(ad prolly t)(e most successful life of all time ? not like anyone else made it as long as i did
Well It Is Not As If You Gave Them The Opportunity To Did You. The Bar Isnt Really Valid On Account Of All The Pronging You Did On A Regular Basis
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u got a different metric t)(an me not gon argue it
wonder if I would efin recognize any of t)(e trolls I knew as a wiggler if t)(ey did pop up on )(ere…
loooong dead
8=l < Are you threatening me 8=l < I'm not particularly appreciative of that
no? mfer u woulda lived multiple full life cycles and t)(en some to still be around is w)(at I’m sayin
8=l < Oh I understand 8=l < You're calling yourself old
m)(m 3B-) ancient ain’t old enoug)( to describe
8=l < I am also technically ancient 8=l < But perhaps not as much as an adult fuschia 8=l < 2500 ish sweeps? 8=l < Give or take 8=l < I'm shire you understand losing count after a point
sea t)(at’s w)(at I mean ancient ain’t good to describe me because it describes wigglers like u
8=l < Harnesstly impressive, Ma'am 8=l < You make me feel young again
sorry fore doin t)(at to u 3B-/
8=l < That one gave me a good chortle