)(er Imperious Condescension
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literally t)(e baddest beac)( out )(ere
im woke now fyi #woke
no matter )(ow woke I b mfers don’t wanna sea it
everyday i breamember anotter reason i b numba 1 3B-)
my legs r so damn long pity u s)(orties
reel talk t)(e pink )(uman gal cod )(ave been my og and part of me is glad s)(e still made da matriorb n s)(ip but like cmon s)(oulda made it fore me can’t be mad s)(e was fun t)(o
)(umans r so glubbin lame y do i still t)(ink boat sass w)(at an annoyin mfer
take me to margaritaville
Jimmy buffet can sorta get it
I s)(ould s)(are more of my journals reely but some mfer was weird aboat it so I oug)(ta t)(ink it t)(roug)(
o)( n ftr all t)(e mfers w)(o keep callin me t)(e wrong title a reminder my title is t)(e baroness if condesce is too )(ard fore u 2 spell
I feel bad fore you mfers w)(o )(ad to exist on beforus seems to make a bunc)(a conc)(placent s)(ip)(eads 3B-/ w)(at do u efin strive fore? w)(at a crawful ruler too 3B-/
alternia was so muc)( more effective t)(an eart)( was in so many ways s)(ip is wild people efin compare em
alternia <3
)(umans on )(ere r tourists fr eelmao
Sometimes u gotta krill fore yo moirail and I ain’t afraid to do dat efin if w)(o I krill isn’t efin guilty of anyfin
fore mfers w)(o say t)(ey want caste equality n t)(at stereotypes r wrong buoy do u nerds all act t)(e same P s)(ore i did not efin know moray t)(an like 2 meowbeast actin olives on alternia to be reel
W)(en I was young I alwaves wondered if fig)(tin was meant to be so easy In a way u weak bass beac)(es r lucky Fig)(ts are only reely fun if you )(ave a c)(ance of losin
i kno i’m t)(e best empress partially just bc all t)(e otter ones r so uggo 3B-/ i mean my politics and brain better too but damn u some ugly mfers its sad
wearin a new top 3B-)c
back to reedin t)(is journal I left crazy to t)(ink I almoist died so young )(u)(
I earned my t)(rone n some of u new wave fus)(ias r benefitin off my )(ard work pretendin we equal 3B-/










