)(er Imperious Condescension
@herimperiousCondesce
literally t)(e baddest beac)( out )(ere
im woke now fyi #woke
miss )(avin a battery to go taunt )(ig)(key
kneel n kiss da ring ore fuck off. #vaguepost
anywaves feelin )(ungry… mite )(av sus)(i 3B-)
k gon clam down. fools neva do t)(ey researc)(. )(eiress callin me a )(oe in my own messages. ova it. dumb beac)( made nofin but dumb c)(oices dunno y i would listen to a glub outa )(er mout)(. slanderin t)(e brand i worked so )(ard on. bastardizin my legasea. movin da fuq on.
finna drop a nuclear weaprawn at #eridanweek atp
nukin eridan wweek is kinda played out by noww some anticorp fuckwwit already did that
)(ig)(key fo reel pissed rn dis glubbin beac)(
N—EVA trust a coddamn )(eiress.
jus got accused a some insane s)(ip cannot believe da way gurls put eac)(otter down my COD
Kinda sounds like an attempt to change public opinion. Like some tabloid ass bullship.
dat would b watereva but its da fact s)(e dmin me aboat it! I ca n quas)( rumours but accusin me in DMs is coddamn personal.
Oh, that's something else entirely, yes. I can't really provide any advice here but I _do_ hope it is resolved like. If not peacefully, then maybe at least with some finality.
conc)(siderin doin more fucked up science on mys)(ellf, any ideas as ta fun features to look into?
i was just suggesting it if you did want a tail! personally i have no dog in this race except i think having a tail is fun
Ablative chitin? So if you take a particularly heavy hit it shatters and breaks off, absorbing most of the impact?
se(ond bulge #nsfw
in fa(t 7ou ma7 have alread7! third bulge, then
dammit, that's wh7 7ou're the empress. be(ause 7ou're a genius
tb)( i kno )(avin a matesprit n kismesis is finportant fore reproduction n allat but i aint sea da appeal beyond dat too muc)( 3B-?
Many sea it as status. Some sea it as a temporary satisfaction.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Thought t'knock around in yer big important noggin'? When ya got time t'consider, that is!!! ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < There's more to it than th'sorta after dawn naughty thoughts that slosh recuperacoons...!!!! Matesprits 'r th'sorts t'hold yer hair back from th'load gapper when yer blowin' chunks from gettin' too crunk!!! Flushed sorts ought t'encourage you to be a badder 'n badder bitch by keepin' up with th'same hobbies, interests, 'n broad regime-maintainin' security 'o thought 'n mind...IMAGINE, IF YOU WILL... ( Ꮚ⚀ ̪ ⚀Ꮚ) < If every time ya needed 'ppreciation fer one of yer bitchin' bad bass outfits, ya had t'hunt someone down 'n take 'em captive fer that sorta captivity...wouldn't that be fuckin' exhaustin'? Havin' a troll on demand t'spout off the silly sweet honeysuckle stuff about yer proudest features, who notice th'things ya care the most about, and notice th'things you don't even realize matter t'ya? ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < A matesprit 'ppreciates the effort ya put t'have yer tiara polished! A matesprit recognizes th'frilled coral reave color 'o those special specs 'o yers! A matesprit points out yer choker is custom-fit 'n coordinated t'match yer arm rings!!!! A matesprit notices when ya got a new ring, lets ya test yer new protein chute gloss!!!!
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < And as fer a caliginous quadrant...ohohoho...
I've always preferred the diamond relationship, myself. The others seem so stressful.
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Blackrom...is a ragebaiter!!!! Someone who spikes yer cortisol!!!! An instigator who keeps you quick on yer heels!!! Someone ya just wanna...cruelness aggression the everlovin' fuck outta!!!!! This is yer reoccurring encounter, yer consistency, th'one who remembers all the stuff that ticks ya off, and gives ya a face t'associate it with!!!!! A snivelin' sort ya just can't bring yerself t'extinguish!!!!!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < You want a Black Quadrant occupier that will absolutely epitomize the fuckin' hell out of everything wrong with the world...but contained...like in a paltry lil jar ya break out when ya wanna throw somethin' against a wall t'see it glow splat!!!! Again 'n again... ( Ꮚ‾̀ꈊ ‾̀Ꮚ); < And someone who CHALLENGES you...not in an unruly sorta way...but in a simulated environment, so ya don't trip up in front 'o yer adversaries...NEVER let them see ya trip up none!!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Hope this helps!!!!
its common ta vacillate i jus dunno y u need specific types of romance ta smoke up
wow u dont stfu )(u)( i kno wat t)(e quads fuckin do i just dont get da appeal of )(avin em long term. plus peeps alwaves conc)(pliment my fits cuz ill cull em otterwise 3B-) n noglubby c)(allenges me cuz im da baddest to eva do it so yanno moby das it
( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Can't say I do!!! ( Ꮚ⚀ꈊ⚀Ꮚ) < Butchu do realize quads don't HAVE to be long term, right? Lotsa folks cycle through 'em seasonally, over the course 'o sweeps, or even on a bilunar basis!!! Just depends on yer needs 'n the longevity of yer fancy...it's healthier than stickin' with someone just fer legacy's sake!!!! Gets ya prepared not t'be in a crummy situation!
man i be so bored dis s)(ip is lame 3B-/ somebubbly entertain me like a lil jester ore else
Like a jester? Shall I d-n a funny cr-wn and dance ar-und, madame? Sing y-u a sweet serenade? (Alth-ugh I warn I'm better -n drums than I am -n v-cals.)
[[Roleplay is fun because ill be like. having serious eloquent discussions and then ooc go hey :33333 hru :DDDD !!! and then return to condy literally threatening someones livelihood and reminding them of how they already ruined the lives of people they love]
((im just happy her and shitpeta vibe its so funn seeing them be awful :) ))
genuinely i love writing a character that's all prim and proper and god-fearing then OOC i'm just ....... i'm just a dude .......... a freak, even ........... ))
a good statue s)(ould b at least 10x yo size 3B-)
Same goes for a good wife. Who said that.
BIGG--ER! 38D
A marvelous point. I amend my earlier statement.
id argue but im p sure da reason my )(uman )(ubbie was so into me was da bein 13 feet tall t)(ing. n also my bangin bod 3B-)c
It is taking all of the admittedly middling restraint I am humanly capable of not to repeat the withholding of better judgement your beloved, presumably deceased, husband opted into. To be quite honest with you, were the choice solely my own, it would not be enough.
fuk da police is suc)( a banger 3B-)
I jvst think it's hypxkritikal given the fakt the drxnes are basikally kxps
1 w4s go1ng to s4y som3th1ng unt1l 1 r34l1z3d you'r3 H3r 1mp3r1ous. Do not m1nd m3.
Would like 2 clarify as da founder of crockercorp dat dis particular version of me )(as no association wit)( #eridanweek n anyfin dat )(appens does not reflect on da values da brand )(eld fore years. It is purely a reflection of da new management, w)(o I respect and is doin a great job, but does not act wit any of my input or intent. W)(ile I support Crockercorp n will )(elp promote events on occasion, I am not affiliated n any buisiness decisions r not mine. xoxo.
scroddamn was it T)(AT bad
:33 < no!! :33 < we got food and a concert and a show and a... :33 < well everything you could ever want!
gurl t)(ey aint efin )(av any tiny umbrellas fo da pina coladas. was a mad ambitious project but.. u kno i aint gon publically say nofin. t)(ey doin a great job n my )(eiress is doin great. dey got music n food. (but message me if u wantin my t)(oug)(ts)
not enuff rap at #eridanweek fo reel doe
#type$hit
pellets r my most underated invention. prolly cuz i neva sold em lol
No cause for alarm. @herimperiousCondesce will be in attendance of #eridanweek this evening. It's my understanding that she's #woke now. The piña colada vendor will be reanimated.
i dont know if im safe anymore maam im kinda scared
im so woke wit it
I Am Only Hating This Because I Did Not Know She Could Do That
3 rules of pina coladas 1. delicious frozen drink tastin of da tropics 2. served in a co co nut 3. )(as a tiny umbrella if u fail 2 meet da qualifications, i cant conc)(trol wat )(appens to ya #eridanweek
I too believe in these rules you have provided
watchin u crush dat trolls head wuz so hot~ :)
isn’t there rum and pineapple somewhere in the mix too or
fair enough
First person to bring their successful #wordle attempt to the gyro stand will receive a FREE breakfast gyro and a LINE-CUTTER FASTPASS to the UNREAL HEIRESS TIARATOP FLARP HEADSET PRODUCT COLLAB.
↗️I HAVE JUST FAILED WORDLE, WHY WAS THIS OFFER POSTED AFTER MY PUBLIC HUMILIATION.↗️ ↘️i will get them next time.↘️
Of Course You Would Make This Offer Knowing One Out Of Every Three #eridanweek Attendees Can't Read. This Is Cruel And Unusual.
Got to keep breakfast gyro expenses down somehow.