♣ mediated by @herimperiousCondesce

∘☽ I am whatever you deem me to be my imperial condescension.. ☾∘

i'm sure whatever you post will be great :)

It is my greatest pleasure to make this announcement. After weeks of collaboration, Crockercorp and its subsidiary entities would like to welcome FEFERI PEIXES as its new Chief Employee Resources Officer, reporting directly to the CEO. I have nothing but the utmost confidence that our new CERO will make me proud. :B Congratulations, @cuttlefishCabbalist!
-n what t-mel-ne would THAT ever be a worry?

mine understood that. ...sort of. eventually.

your condesce but um...that's not what you meant right ma'am?

your age is impressive i can believe that much older than i am i won't argue against it

in that we are alike though i suppose i remember more than you do

do you hate who you were or do you hate that you can't remember it ?
your highness this shit is more rivvetin than the shit they had us schoolfed no offense to our educational systems is there a part wwhere you relish in the murder a little bit more in depth
livve blog it roast her ass

sEe i'vE BeEn hAlF HaTe dAtInG ThIs eRiDaN (cAlIgUlAaScEnDiT) aNd iN AlL YeR RiGhTeOuSnEsS YoU KnOw hOw aMpOrA'S ArE. tHiNg iS He's aLsO A HuGe fUcKiNg bOoT LiCkEr (LiKe hAs a fOoT FeTiSh). nOt sUrE WhAt a mOtHeRfUcKeR WaNtS BuT SoMeThIn cOmInG FrOm yOu wOuLd tAkE ThE HaTe tO A NeW LeVeL (o:

sChOoLeRs sChOoLiNgS

goldfish

ALTERNIANS WOULDN'T HAVE SURVIVED IF IT WASN'T FOR MY INFLUENCE. YOU ALL WOULD HAVE BEEN SOFTIES LIKE THE BEFORIANS.
PLEASE EXCUSE MY BIT OF "GOONIN'" AS THE KIDS SAY, I GOT TOO FAR AHEAD OF MYSELF. I JUST SEE A BIG FISH ON A HOOK AND CAN'T HELP MYSELF BUT TRY TO REEL IT IN HOOHOO
OHHOOHOO! I'VE TRIED MANY TIMES OVER TO "THROW OUT THAT BACK" :^P CAN'T COUNT THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I THREW OUT MY OWN IN THOSE ENDEAVORS.

didn't know you were chill like that
HTTPS://FILES.CATBOX.MOE/2EV23M.PNG JUST A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE WITH MY SWEETHEART OF A DAUGHTER FROM QUITE A WHILE AGO.. THEY REALLY DO GROW UP SO FAST. COULD YOU BELIEVE SHE HAS HER OWN LITTLE FAMILY NOW? BLOWS MY MIND THAT THEY CALL HER NANNA NOW..

▲some people will just use any pun▼ ▲like if you're gonna be lame and use them anyways at least be a snobby bitch about it▼

right i'm sorry i know. i think it's beCause humans just enjoy naming things. it makes it easier for them to remember what's what faster

Okay

I believe I am a girl, I don't recall much before starting my work however. Let me attach my current coordinates. [MemoryBoxCoords.GIS]

𝚃𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚖𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚋𝚎𝚕𝚘𝚗𝚐𝚜 𝚝𝚘:I see I suppose that provides reason enough to believe it hypothetically might be possible. I can though from my experience it tends to be inaccurate. I usually just remain in one location for ease. 𝙼𝚎𝚖𝚘𝚛𝚢 𝚏𝚒𝚗

you don't gotta! but it is encouraged.
O~ Worker droneS are very good at doing their job but reely not much elSe huh. ~O

damn its sad u had 2 tell urself that

gotc)(u, gotc)(u. lettin t)(e beef drop
r u the hic tht posted the bad bitch pics or is tht the othr 1
u know it's a dark day when u have to agree with the condesce for once.
I was led to believe such a thing to be true, myself, when that infant shot me dead with his sharp aim and flintlock in tow. But I suppose I have been beckoned by the audience for an encore! Not that I understand the mechanics, no siree. My form is most corporeal, I would have you know.

aight catch me up whats the big news 2nite i sea erifins fightin

get back on it biyatch dont make us look bad






