Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Maid of Life, Advisor to the Mayor, CEO of CrockerCorp, Soon-To-Be Mother! She/Her
And now, the worst part of any public apology: going completely radio silent for twelve hours so I don't post anything that can be misconstrued as trying to change the subject.
jney how did u immediately get cancelled
Needs a little more ukulele
channelling a certain rockerboy in saying "VIS A VIS THE CROCKERS AND GETTING CANCELLED, IT WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER IF THEY HAD NEVER STARTED IN THE FIRST PLACE."
I want to clarify that my recent statements about troll suitability as parents were meant to be *positive*, and in response to statements one Vriska Serket has made off-Chittr. I'm quite sorry if anyone took my statement to be insulting, and will try hard to be clearer about what I'm saying.
Actually I take back what I just said in a thread. Vriska is doing an absolutely terrible job as a mother. She's barely even doing anything herself, just leaving it all to June! I know she didn't have a very good role model, but we've literally seen trolls doing better, I don't think she can use her species as an excuse!
um. this jane's from my universe, so it's not technically *another* ananse. if that makes you feel any better?
you know what? yeah, yeah it does. fuck. ok. not!!! that she's an aLt of mine it's a totaL coincidence!!!!!
jane i think you might wanna walk some of this back we're reaching critical milkshake duck.
*Sigh* I am listening and want to improve, but what exactly is the problem here? I am bad-mouthing an *individual*, only bringing up her species to say that negative stereotypes *do not* apply.
genuinely, the phrase is structured in a way that has a weighty negative connotation. like. "we've literally seen trolls doing better" implies that the ability to make a decent guardian to a child is noteworthy and surprising. i'm sure you didn't mean it in a super sharp way. but that is how it reads.
I see. Well, I am sorry for that. As I said, I did mean quite the opposite. Walkback post incoming.
im not trying to finger waggle! i'm sorry if this feels brow beaty.
It does feel a bit like that - but, at the same time, I'm aware that at times I rather *need* to be brow-beaten to get it through my thick skull that I'm in the wrong. So, no offense is taken, and I thank you for trying to help me!
It is pretty funny that we used to make all those jokes about "Life aspect = breeding", and I'm among the last humans in our group to become a parent, with only Dirk being the odd one out now. Then again, I am only the second of our number to get pregnant, so there's that?
oh gogsh janey i am dying 2 kno more abt ur universe you have no idea ur me has a kid too??? thats effin nuts (n totally believable tbh)
Yes, she (and Calliope) adopted a troll grub! Her name's Elspeth, and she's a rowdy little thing already at age four, always getting into playground fights - but she's a good egg at heart; she's quite well-behaved whenever they bring her over.
omggggg she n callie r together n got a babby thats so darn CUTE <333 im so hpappy 4 them!!!!!
I am too! They're doing amazing at the whole parenting thing. Which isn't to say I think anyone else in particular is doing BAD, exactly! Just...Roxy and Calliope are doing really well.
dr diagnosed me with big fat booty disorder its terminl :(( #nsfw
its endemic 4 us ro lals
I COuLD ADMINISTER 20 CCS. OF PIMP HAND. STAT. THE TREATMENT IS EXPERIMENTAL. GROuNDBREAKING IM THE LITERAL SENSE. LIKE. IT WOuLD PHYSICALLY SHATTER THE GROuND AROuND YOu. I HAVE A WIND uP SPANNING BACK SIX GENERATIONS. BuT IF IT CONNECTS. THE RESuLTANT COLLISIONS MAY CREATE VIBRATIONS STRONG ENOuGH. TO RESTART YOuR FRAIL BITCH HuMAN HEART. AND YOuR TITANIC ASSCHEEKS. MAY JuST SuRVIVE THE OPERATION.
I will be printing out and laminating a screenshot of this for group therapy later this weekend. Thank you. Mom.
Also, TAVROS? REALLY? He's a great guy don't get me wrong, but why in the world would I ever name my kid after him??
Tavros, I am flattered, but I'm not sure a cross-dimensional relationship would really work.
sHE'S COOL, i WANT TO COACH A SOCCER TEAM, fOR HER, dESPITE THE FACT THAT SHE IS AN ADULT, i CAN'T HELP BUT SEE HER AS, a SORT OF COOL NIECE TO MY, cOOL AUNT, vIBES,
tHAT'S NOT, wHAT i'M SAYING JUST,,, lOOK OUT, fOR YOUR tAVROS, mAYBE,,, oH, aND ALSO MAYBE, pROD AT HIM (PRESUMABLY) ABOUT, hIS IDENTITY HE COULD PROBABLY, uSE THE HELP,
I might leave the identity-prodding to someone who can talk more deeply to him about the subject. I don't really understand much of it myself, to tell you the truth. ...But I guess I've never really thought him that way, and I *believe* he's single, so...I could give him a shot!
I promise I will do my best! ...Though my track record indicates I will ABSOLUTELY fuck up the pronouns thing if she does turn out to be a tranny.
Why not? Many of the girls I know call themselves that all the t It's an "our word, not your word" thing, isn't it? WELP, egg on my face! Terribly sorry, I won't say it again.
Speaking of the so-called "Alpha Earth C", I really have to shake my head so everybody knows I disapprove of my alt there. Did we learn nothing from the original CrockerCorp? From the absolute EVIL of our great-grandmother? And the less said about her personal relationships, the better. I'm terribly sorry, because I'm sure she isn't.
*ANY* VERSION OF FEFERI WITH POLITICAL ASPIRATIONS IS THE ENEMY, AND WILL UNFAILINGLY BACK REPRESSIVE POLICY. IF YOU BELIEVE YOURS IS ANY DIFFERENT, THEN SORRY, YOU GOT PSYOPPED. IF YOU CAN UNDERSTAND THAT, YOU CAN UNDERSTAND WHY THE SMARTER SHE IS POLITICALLY, THE MORE YOU HAVE BASICALLY NO OPTIONS BESIDES STRAIGHT-UP KILLING HER (WHICH WILL ALWAYS TURN UP "JUST," FOR OBVIOUS REASONS).
I understand what you're trying to say, but the policy's my Feferi's weighted in on have been unfailingly progressive. I'm probably more regressive than she is, even though I don't love saying that!
All I can say is, if I've been psyopped by Feferi, then so has Karkat, the Mayor, PM, and the rest of the council, not to mention all our mutual friends! You're the first person I've ever met to have a single bad thing to say about Feferi!
It just occurred to me to ask; are you certain you're not getting Feferi confused with Meenah? Because that, I would understand. That girl belongs FAR away from government.
I AM ABSOLUTELY CERTAIN. MEENAH HAS A GOOD HEAD ON HER SHOULDERS AND WOULD BE AN ASSET TO ANY ADMINISTRATION. FEFERI IS A WAKING NIGHTMARE.
Well then, we're going to have to agree to disagree.
Gosh, are my ears burning? Hello world! I heard through the grapevine that this website features a staggering dearth of yours truly, and since I've little else to do while on maternity leave, I figured I'd drop by and say hello!
Well, it's arguable whether ours qualifies as "normal" - we certainly don't match up to what some persist in calling the "Alpha" Earth C! But yes, your - alternate sister, I suppose you might call her, is a limeblood!
i had a good time anyways! sorry about derailing.
Don't worry about it! I'd hardly call it derailing anything, the way this website's set up.
Holy shit, this is fucking legendary.
You're like, the second or maybe third Jane I've seen on here. I am so serious, this is legendary.
Oh, goodness! And I've already seen rather more than that of just about everyone else. I suppose my arrival is something to be celebrated indeed!
oh man, this jane is so sweet. hi sweet jane. :)