Jane Crocker
@gutsyGumshoe
Maid of Life, Advisor to the Mayor, CEO of CrockerCorp, Soon-To-Be Mother! She/Her
Hey Chittr! I know I haven't been particularly active on here lately, but I figured I might as well post the big update! Everybody say hello to Jess Crocker! [Attached is a picture of Jane in a hospital bed, with a swaddled-up baby in her arms. Jake is also there, looking proud.]
e77, (ongrats!
None of you understand "don't feed the trolls", do you? Though I admit the phrase could easily be taken wrongly...
Oh, and for those curious: I DID ask Feferi out to dinner, and we had a lovely time! Nothing scandalous, not that I'd necessarily admit it if there was, but a pretty great first date I'd say! Looking forward to doing it again sometime.
glad you had a great time jane i love seeing wholesome posting like this it brings me hope
In hindsight, it probably looks a little unfortunate for THAT to be my last post before a multi-week Chittr break. Please be assured, nothing is ultimately wrong, my attention's just been elsewhere!
Holy shit th★t's hil★rious.
welcome back, darling! how have things been? :U
Pretty well, for the most part! My little yet-to-be-named is an active one, kicking all the time, so I'm not sleeping as great as I could, but I'm not yet at the point of asking Vriska to conk me out! And I've got lots of help around the house, so I end up spending most of my time vegging out watching TV or "gaming" with Roxy. (Which, I'm sure you're familiar, really means watching her play something I would never touch myself. :B)
(i call that cheerleading!) how lovely! when is the little one dUe? :U i'll be certain to send some flowers and a card! ^u^
Welp, it was fun while it lasted.
Celebrating all my besties on this #friendshipFriday! Shoutout to Roxy, Dirk, Jake, June, Jade, Karkat, Feferi, Porrim, Gamzee, and ALL their Alts out there!
AND DAVE!!! Oh my god how could I forget Dave. Dave's such a good friend. His experience with Ruby has taken so much fear of the unknown out of my pregnancy.
glad daves rank so high in your mind janey
I'm sorry!! I genuinely don't know how Dave slipped my mind when I made the first post! Maybe just because him and Jade are so inseparable these days?
the dog girl and her pet man
My Jade has informed me that though she is *dating* Feferi, the two aren't exactly committed, so she doesn't mind me making a move on the girl. And since Feferi's a troll, she probably won't be too bothered by dating two ecto-relatives. So if the only obstacle is my own hesitation...I think I'm going to ask Feferi if she wants to grab dinner after work sometime!
go for it!! you can do it!
lets go janeyyy!
Sorta makes me wish my universe had a Jasprose. That girl's a riot.
B33 < wait what happened to your jrs
Nothing happened to her, she just never existed! We never had the requisite dead Rose!
Update: Apparently my universe's Feferi IS dating Jade, so that's a no-go for me. Drat.
u kno 2 b fair ive known 2. nd 1 got cancelled on ehre 4 sayin she woudl eat a carpacian and i ahvent talked to my janey in 4evr u prolly have apoint
I think I'd rather date a civilian than try my luck with alt Janes.
I need to flirt with more women. Roxy and Callie are delightful, but I always feel like a third wheel when we're together. The tricky thing is finding one that's not dating one of my ecto-daughters! I think Feferi's safe...?
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/3qE6p9fN4YeILT0cQcY1cD?si=9d66877bde64480f
that track plays in my head evry single tiem i miss bein around jakey
Sometimes I wish bisexuals had A Word like gay girls do. There's something so delightful about the term "lesbian", but, alas, I remain deeply attracted to men!
It's so hard to get around the kitchen at seven months, but that doesn't stop me from *thinking* about baking! What's everyone's favorite kind of cookie? For me, gingerbread's up there, but nothing beats good old Chocolate Chip!
>[ 10 snick-rdoodle is really good but i get p-rsnickety (or p-rsnick-rdoodly) about the way the snick-r doodles 20 it's gotta be done right, you know? ];
3833 < 38OO 3833 < My Jane is also doing the pregnancy thing! She's almost done cooking... Good luck good luck! > 38DD 3833 < Chocolate chip and sugar cookies are absolutely classics that gotta get their shout outs, but I really like a cozy snickerdoodle! >
oatmwal raisin. but ya know, home made. if i am having cookies its that or chocolate chip.
apple cinnamon
On the other hand, I don't know if I should really be going out partying like this. I certainly can't fit into any of my more fashionable clothing, I'd be quite awkward on the dance floor, and drinking is out of the question!
I'm no stranger to living deliciously, but this happens to be one circumstance where I need to put my foot down. Drinking while pregnant is TERRIBLY bad for the baby!
i never said you had to drink! just that you shouLd come with. i'LL drink doubLe to make up for you
I just worry that if I come out in maternity sweats, and I don't drink, and I don't dance, it's going to be hard not to feel like a wet blanket on everybody else's fun time!
oh dw ill b on #janewatch the entire night youll thnk of me liek those guys who stick close 2 the president n tackles him outta the way of an incomin bullet no baboies will b intoxicated n no bellies will b bumped on2 on my watch o7
you're underestimating how much peopLe enjoy having someone to sit down and taLk to when they're not in the mood for dancing or drinking. you'd be making sure peopLe actuaLLy had the energy to be there. you're cruciaL reaLLy
Well gosh, alrighty! I'll definitely make sure to be there, then!
Here we go! A very simple tier ranking of all the trolls I personally know. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/bb69a06d11ce.png
New Post --> Check It! ↓ Thasnk You. Transcoded from my magical steam punk machine
Of course, that being said, most of my experience with trolls is just within the game group, as it were, so I couldn't really do a caste-ranking in the first place, just a "family-ranking" of twenty-four specific trolls. Hmm. I might do that, actually.
This caste-ranking thing is a trap, right? Everyone's waiting for some human to do it so they can dogpile them and call them xenophobic. Well I for one am not falling for it!
YOU WOULDN’T GET IT.
I mean I didn't rank 'em, just gave my thoughts on the the charm points-a the ones I ran into. Spirit of the fad without fallin' into the trappings. Just gotta think outside the box.
[|87 :: Not necessar;ly. Our spec;es ;s just very auto-xenophob;c. Though you w;ll st;ll get dogp;led ;f you comment on ;t so g00d on you for avo;d;n post;n about ;t 1 suppose.
less trap more just a shitty trend. either way no thanks.
Feelling just PEACHY today! :B
janey pls nevr say that EVER AGAIN
I don't know Ro-Lal, I think it does you good to look back at things like that and laugh!
good pont counter point when i think about tht i think about the worst parts
That's fair though, actually. Sorry to bring back bad memories.
its fine tbh i have been thinkin about it lately just obvs not in a good way lol
#nowlistening https://open.spotify.com/track/5MsZIaCYY6Tsdph0LiB0hE?si=b36f21bdf6fd4605
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