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3833 < If you're fat and you see this post, I'm fluttering my lashes and waving, btw. >
Birds are singing, coffee is brewing, and the music is already swinging. Sometimes you just have to jump right into the day or else it'll get you by!

In case you )(aven't )(eard it yet, everyt)(ing will be ocray! 38D

vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
idk i jst thik i deserve 2 be smached aroudn a bit nd told im pertty #nsfw
u migjt b thinkin 'hey rox, y r u usin a wine glass if its not real wine' nd its bc it makes it feel better. git gud #substances
dr diagnosed me with big fat booty disorder its terminl :(( #nsfw
Me and )(er <33333333 https://i.postimg.cc/J7JTD8s8/me.jpg
livin vicariosuly thru my alts tht get bitches (nt tht their partners r bitches)
Hot damn, congrats on the bun in the oven, miss. All well wishes here from your local sleuth.






