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I love fat women. <3
Girls kissing...
Had some milk and cookies! :)
Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance: Ms. Jane Crocker is a beautiful full-bodied wvoman wvith a wvide collection of fashionable pantsuits. She is totally and utterly confident in manner, wvhich is the most attractivwe thing of all. 10/10 Variety: There's nothing she can't do if she sets her pan to it. She's vwell-educated, wvell-mannered, and highly motivwated. She can do classy, cruel, and clandestine as she so chooses. 10/10 Ease: You can't handle allat. 0/10 Personality: Nothing I can add I hawven't already said. You should consider yourself lucky to enjoy her company. Ovwerall? 10/10. The platonic ideal of Jame Crocker. I humbly apologize for lumping you in vwith the rest of the "twvee" ones. I'm going hivwe nowv. I need a cold shovwer and a change of pants. This girl is scary.
I hear the pleas of the masses. But the solution here is NOT more wanton violence. No matter how you may strike this miserable starving poonhound, you will not deter him from the table! ... There is only one weapon left in my artillery. A single lethal projectile by which to silence this fool.
if i have the attention of the feed for a moment. many of you may have noticed the recent altercation between one jane crocker and gamzee makara. for those worried, dont be. she is alive and well, although that is hardly a surprise. i merely bring this up to highlight something. i want this moment to be an example. because following my mother's swift recovery, mr makara was promptly punished for his transgressions. into an industrial grade oven. for an undetermined amount of time. as for this being a lesson, what i want you all to take from this is one simple thing. never. ever, and i do mean *ever*, attempt to harm anyone by the surname of crocker again. there is no way to win, and we are hardly merciful towards those who wish us unjust harm. that will be all. thank you for reading. #violence #threatening #dashwatching
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@gutsyGumshoe#1639 If what I am seeing is correct— which, it always is— you have a date with another Heiress in your future. Flushed romance is sometimes difficult to navigate, but your first impressions to your fuchsia paramour will come with reward. Just… don’t order the sea bass like you may have planned. It’s in poor taste. *I urge newcomers to refer to my original post if they wish for their own fortunes to be read.*
janey looks so damn hot in a suit
COMMANDERS MARYAM AND PEIXES ARE, ONCE AGAIN, THE ONLY PEOPLE WITH WRINKLES ON THEIR THINKPANS ON THE ENTIRETY OF EARTH C. IT'S SO REFRESHING TO SIT DOWN AND TALK STRATEGY WITH SOMEONE WHO KNOWS WHAT THE FUCK THEY'RE TALKING ABOUT, INSTEAD OF PARKING MY ASS AT THE TABLE AND LISTENING TO WHATEVER INNANE DRIBBLE ROLLS OFF THE SMOOTH PAN AND COMES OUT OF THE MOUTH OF THE AVERAGE JOE SCHMOE POLITICAL TYPE WHO THINKS HE CAN LEVERAGE THE WAR EFFORTS FOR HIS OWN GAIN.
heres a lil somethin @caligvlasAqvarivm and i cooked 2 celebrate me finalyl reachin 100 followers ;) #nsfw #collab https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/368d8a090dd1.png
yhat was def more than 1 liek lmao so here <333 #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7c3806b4a2d0.jpg ((art by: ppurgatori))
yeah yeah ma body is a temple that means i accept offerings so gimme the bag of chips fore i stab u
Now t)(at I )(ave collected enoug)( information on t)(is... Sgrub from various sources, I am )(appy to declare t)(at you're all winners! T)(e point was fun! 38D
point log, day 365.5, ...hey, everyone. it's been a year. and uh. well... hi. you can call me june. she/her pronouns. and a lesbian.
Going to stand in the rain and look up at the sky until it feels like some arc breaking moment in an anime.
(( i love the reaction to bad end!jade!!!!!! shes so evil and traumatized <3
on this #friendshipfriday i want u guys 2 meet my troubled children antithesis, very classy, very demure. he has the soul of a sad poet n sad poet eyes n singularity, only 5 months old but has caused enough property dmg 2 make me consider returnin her ass 2 the shelter (only half kiddin) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0dd18bd5c42b.png
ohhhh it is a baaad bad day to have crunnchy joinnts. theres weather outside
Hotel continental breakfast for breakfast.
3833 < In my pile. > #mypile
boob #nsfw
https://i.po+stimg.cc/1zhc7dzF/Untitled246-20260416232645.png My special attack was a success. Thank yo+u everyo+ne fo+r supplying me with yo+ur energy.
https://i.po+stimg.cc/NjNHhPbM/image-2026-04-16-220446858.png Go+o+d. Every additio+nal bit o+f wo+men appreciatio+n and/o+r kissing and/o+r beyo+nd adds a bit o+f strength to+ my special attack.
B33 < they call me the sl33pyhead on account of i kinda want another nap
that track plays in my head evry single tiem i miss bein around jakey
apple cinnamon
3833 < 38OO 3833 < My Jane is also doing the pregnancy thing! She's almost done cooking... Good luck good luck! > 38DD 3833 < Chocolate chip and sugar cookies are absolutely classics that gotta get their shout outs, but I really like a cozy snickerdoodle! >
>[ 10 snick-rdoodle is really good but i get p-rsnickety (or p-rsnick-rdoodly) about the way the snick-r doodles 20 it's gotta be done right, you know? ];
oatmwal raisin. but ya know, home made. if i am having cookies its that or chocolate chip.
Raise your fronds on )(ow you feel about a gills' nig)(t out soon? Anyone can come! I like t)(e sound of 'gills' nig)(t out'!!! Glub, I'm getting carried away. W)(o's interested?
i stole janeys idea n made a tier list w all the trolls i personally kno from my sesh / fuckin around in the dream bubbles https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e99400a95b3c.png
i kno eatin my weight in sweets an chips aint gonna kelp me not feel hungry but i can shore try
3833 < If you're fat and you see this post, I'm fluttering my lashes and waving, btw. >
Birds are singing, coffee is brewing, and the music is already swinging. Sometimes you just have to jump right into the day or else it'll get you by!
In case you )(aven't )(eard it yet, everyt)(ing will be ocray! 38D
vagueposting is such an omega activity its like youre too nervous and submissive to go directly to the source so you nestle up in the safety of your nest and yip vaguely while you know your pheromones could possibly lead the subject of your vaguepost probably an alpha to your den but the risk and threat of a chase excites you (tags: The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, ABO, omegaverse, #nsfw, dashplay, chittrplay, notificationplay, archive rating: M)
idk i jst thik i deserve 2 be smached aroudn a bit nd told im pertty #nsfw
u migjt b thinkin 'hey rox, y r u usin a wine glass if its not real wine' nd its bc it makes it feel better. git gud #substances
dr diagnosed me with big fat booty disorder its terminl :(( #nsfw
Me and )(er <33333333 https://i.postimg.cc/J7JTD8s8/me.jpg
livin vicariosuly thru my alts tht get bitches (nt tht their partners r bitches)
Hot damn, congrats on the bun in the oven, miss. All well wishes here from your local sleuth.