Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance: Ms. Jane Crocker is a beautiful full-bodied wvoman wvith a wvide collection of fashionable pantsuits. She is totally and utterly confident in manner, wvhich is the most attractivwe thing of all. 10/10 Variety: There's nothing she can't do if she sets her pan to it. She's vwell-educated, wvell-mannered, and highly motivwated. She can do classy, cruel, and clandestine as she so chooses. 10/10 Ease: You can't handle allat. 0/10 Personality: Nothing I can add I hawven't already said. You should consider yourself lucky to enjoy her company. Ovwerall? 10/10. The platonic ideal of Jame Crocker. I humbly apologize for lumping you in vwith the rest of the "twvee" ones. I'm going hivwe nowv. I need a cold shovwer and a change of pants. This girl is scary.
Good.
BLINK TWO TIMES IF YOU ARE STILL ALIVE!!! IF NOT!!! I, DEXTER, WILL BE OVER THERE TOMORROW TO COLLECT STEVE-O!!!!!!
Don't look at me.
OH....UHM....I'LL SEND YOU ONE THOSE HANG IN THERE MEOW BEAST POSTERS!!!