#cagttl
I am one happy gill that i aint one of the many bad beaches floatin around this ψebsite for that one fish to try and ψrite his fanfic aboat me #cagttl
7ou all gotta stop giving him even 7our hate. #(agttl
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 9: terezi pyrope #musk #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl this gal is the reason the color teal givwes me a boner. a good terezi is one of the best vways a fella can spend a day, just ask lil makara. the #pyrump is it real and damn does she enjoy getting it spanked. if i see a rezi ill usually open up wvith a good slap to the ass, i alwvays get good reactions. if not that, at least take advwantage of her being blind to get a good look. like, i think she has some kinda superpowver or anything, that or half of em kinda forget theyre blind, but may as ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 8: kanaya maryam #cheating #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so heres the thing about this part of the guide. rosie is a lesbian a lot of the time, right? and shes dating kanny a lot of the time. but the thing is, she aint alwvays. youll find plenty of the blondies vwho are just doing their ovwn thing, yknovw? but kanayas, like... nine times outta ten, theres a rose in the picture. i think theyre a cute couple and all, id lovwe to vwatch, but its wveird howv kannys alwvays an accessory to her. but okay. so vwere talking the kanayas that aint gay...Read more
GUYS. REMEMBER. The 'puter power off button is WITHIN YOUR REACH #cagttl
Oh he's about to post again. Take cover #cagttll
im c0ncerned that s0me 0f my 0wn p0stings enter #cagttl territ0ry s0metimes.
can i be h0nest having read all 0f #cagttl the 0nly difference between him and a g00d am0unt 0f pe0ple is he says the quiet part 0ut l0ud
It's a llittlle uncomfortablle. But nothing I have not seen before. Perhaps I am steelled to this particullar genre of grime. #cagttll
>once you go olive >you'll always wanna NOT live LOLOLOL #cagttl
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 7: nepeta leijon #nsfvw #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #petplay #cagttl okay. yes shes a catgirl. yes you can call her kitten and giwve her scritches and shell lovwe it. yes, she looks adorable in a collar wvith a little bell on it. the thing is, that aint special. its true for ewvery gal vworth pursuing. the difference here is that its socially acceptable to lay on the cat nicknames wvithout any build-up on a nepeta, and that shes going in expecting it. she doesnt vwin any points from it for me, at least vwith harley the puppy thing wvas kinda unique to her. ...Read more
I keep almost reading that Cronus shit hashtag as catgirl and for a split second I am so curious about why we are tagging catgirls. #cagttl
Oh wow he posted another. I don't have much to say on this one. Too much is redacted to get a good read on his mind. #cagttll
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 6: alternian vwantas #notgay #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl hear me out. infinite timelines infinite possibilities. and in many of them karkat is a hot babe. there are a lotta iterations, im gonna default to using the name kat, because thats the cutest nickname for her. this is *not* about dudekats, okay? this is about bbwv cutie mutie tsunderes. thats vwhat vwere here for, okay? this is some rule 63 shit. is that problematic to say? ehh wvhatewver. vwere gonna talk about hovw to get into the swveatpants of a girlkat. firs...Read more
hrn perhaps somethin ought to be done about this #cagttl situation perhaps a council of eridans must be called
and like cl0ckw0rk c0mes the #h0rnyp0sting had cr0nus phrased it differently i w0nder h0w many 0f y0u w001d agree with the desire t0 gr0pe us and salivate 0ver us like pretty bimb0 d0lls and d0mmy g0th m0mmies #nsfw #cagttl kind 0f
X Hey fun fact Back in my days among the Valkin (troll space vikings) we used to beat and skin motherfuckers like that alive, just saying. #violence #gore #cagttl x
its really really really really funny that i was specifically namedr0pped in the #cagttl as 0ne t0 av0id
((genuine question: do replies need to be tagged, say, #nsfw, or #cagttl, to not show up on people's feeds if they've got the tag blocked, if the original post is already tagged?))
D--> If there is any proof that Lord English was a flawed and vulnerable figure it was that he missed that Cronus. #cagttl
it d0esnt escape me the way pe0ple talk ab0ut me and ab0ut 0ther aradias 0n here as if we are fun little t0ys f0r every0ne t0 c0llect but i d0nt kn0w seeing it all laid 0ut in 0ne big p0st like that has just made me sad #cagttl #dashwatching
i instantly regretted b00ting this site back up t0day #cagttl
doing a tl;dr because i just knovw some people vwill see a para from me, not read it, and call me an asshole. please tag discussion of my series vwith #cagttl so people can filter it properly. wvink wvink.
okay lets spread the wvord. if you wvant to see my posts, *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. stands for cronus amporas guide to the ladies. #cagttl. if youre gonna *discuss* my shit. please *tag* #cagttl so that anyone vwho vwants to see that discussion can be notified vwhen it comes out, and if you vwanna see that discussion, please *dont* *block* the *tag* #cagttl. together wve can make chittr a more vwelcoming place for positivwe discourse. spread the vword too about using #cagttl, i knovw im blocked by a bunch of peeps already, vwhich i get, they just cant handle me. but yeah, for ewveryones comfort an...Read more
but still i am unable t0 be very angry if it were pure n0nsense i w001d m0re easily be able t0 disregard it #dashwatching #cagttl
>my main counterargument is that rust bloods are a bunch of whiny fucking lowlives that will pull at your hear ducts if you give them even a slither of attention >the quality of coochie cannot be worth that level of clinginess #typeshit #cagttl
don’t forget, blocking sex pests on this website is free. #cagttl
He is llike a science project for me. With every new rellease, I am more engrossed. I am allmost, but not quite tempted to invite him to my dream bubblle so that I may lliterally pick his brain. #cagttll
the more 7ou talk about it, the more likel7 he's going to (ontinue ((#(agttl))
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 5: aradia megido #nsfwv #nsfwve #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #casteplay #hemoism #cagttl rusties. god damn do i lovwe rusties. it aint ewven my fault. theres just something about the povwer dynamic that puts em in heat. if youre a highblood, youre in luck. if not, vwell, at vworst youre equal to a rustie. thisll come up later and it aint just an aradia thing, let alone a megido thing, but its important. also, think im gonna get this outta the vway first. not tagging her or anything, and you shouldnt either. unless? yeah, rankmaid is technically an aradia. havwent...Read more
nope nope nope LMFAO #nopintheEFFout #cagttl
[ A brief video post: Of course, Roxy is the cameraman. They take bouncing steps towards the subject of their video, that being @aeneasCaldarium , and are seemingly all smiles from the other side of their cellphone. They tread closer, lens capturing the unwitting grin of anticipation splitting Cronuss face. Behind the camera, Roxy goes: ] hi! lmao :) [ But before Cronus can foist over a response, Roxy leans in and boops him on the nose. And all of a sudden, hes gone. As if they cut to a frame where he simply wasnt standing there, Cronus has disappered. The whole video is about as long as a Vi...Read more
What trully impresses me about him is the unballanced depth at which he perceives other peoplle. To an extent, one can certainlly say he hollds deep and fundamentall understandings of those he pursues. But onlly sofar that it informs his capacity to bed them. If information woulld not assist in the cullmination of the effort, it is uselless, and discarded. But what information woulld be usefull, he digs deep, deeper than most. It is foull. But in a profane, compelling fashion. #cagttll
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 4: roxy lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so i could go on and on about hovw roxy baby is pretty much perfect. but i feel like theres gonna be a lotta assumptions about vwhat im gonna say going in. look, yeah shes a recowvering soporifics addict and yeah its easy to get her to fall off the wvagon either for fun or because youre picking her apart in the right vway. but thats boring, thats lazy. its dubious. and me? i like knowving that my gals are making the choice to let me hawve my vway wvith em wvith a sound mind. still, a lil ...Read more
Cronus Ampora's Guide to the Ladies Part 3b: Jane Crocker @gutsyGumshoe #nsfwv #nsfvwe #dubcon #cagttl This is a public apology and retraction of my last CAGttL. At least, the parts rewvolvwing the Ms. Jane Crocker mentioned abowve. After a long and informatiwve presentation I hawve come to the understanding that I, Cronus Ampora, cannot handle allat. She is a vwoman vwho knowvs wvhat she wvants and vwill take it. You can not handle allat either. Trust me. Those that can handle allat are beyond our mortal ken. If you wvant to try, may your gods havwe mercy upon your soul. Her Rating: Appearance...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 3: jane crocker #nsfwv #nsfwve #substance #dubcon #misogyny #abuse #cagttl so jane? lowve her, lovwe the aesthetic, sorta gal i could see vwearing a poodle skirt wvithout evwen being told to. but, outta the human babes, shes the one i hawve the least experience vwith. loads of the other three running around the bubbles, only a handful of these ones. wvevwe also got the big famous one on here, shes a bit of an outlier though. i hawvent gotten wvith her yet, but ill givwe you my read on her all the same. the most common type of jane i see is the ingenue. dre...Read more
Regarding @aeneasCaldarium's #CAGTTL. I have thoroughly reviewed both the content of these dossiers AND the general community backlash. My own personal revulsion aside, I must deliver down props where due for this greased-down reprobate's investigative chops. In a way, they're sales chops, and he is the community's MOST reviled door-to-door entrepreneur! It is a shame that burrowing betwixt the legs of a woman like a fat starving tick seems to occupy the greater share of his cognitive ability, because imagine what he could do if he weren't such a foaming pervert! I have seen the societal contributor...Read more
no more posts for the night, but if you vwanna see more of my #deep thoughts, dont accidentally block the tag #cagttl okay? if you do that then you vwont be able to see my #deep thoughts, so please dont block the #cagttl tag okay? thanks <3
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 2: jade harley #nsfwv #nsfvwe #petplay #dubcon #cagttl yes. ear scritches vwork. lets just get that outta the wvay. i hawve newver, and i mean newver, met a jade wvho didnt melt for this. try scratching at the base of the tail too, just abovwe it, they lovwe that shit. sure youll sometimes find non-dog jades, but thats pretty damn rare. they alwvays go for the petplay stuff too, like, evwen if youre pretty wvanilla you shouldnt hawve a problem tossing out a good girl or good puppy, thatll get her wvagging like crazy. you a little more advwenturous? collar, ma...Read more
wvorking on part 2 novw, just gonna note, been tagging these #cagttl. so if you wvant to see my epic posts, make sure you dont accidentally block the #cagttl tag, okay? okay
I'm seeing a whole lot of talk and none of the appropriate action today. So, as a promotional event to embolden the populace to go out and actually kill that guy, I'm giving a free sword away to anyone who promises to do as much. #cagttl
cronus amporas guide to the ladies part 1: rose lalonde #nsfwv #nsfvwe #substance #dubcon #cagttl first in my kinda arbitrary order is rose lalonde, rosie, blondie, cutest babe to evwer scovwl at me. trunkbeast in the block, yeah youre gonna need one into dudes, but thats more common that youd think. wveirdly more common than some of the other gals into gals, ewven. second point of order, roses are freaks. ewvery single one, iwve newver met one that isnt. this means that youvwe got an in, but not necessarily an easy one. youvwe gotta prowve to her that you can provwide wvhat her owvn fucked up pan ...Read more
cronus amporas guide to the ladies a prelude #nsfvw #nsfvwe #cagttl alright, the masses begged and i deliwvered. novw, i need no introduction. im cronus ampora, lovwe me or hate me, you secretly and shamefully wvant me. wvere gonna be going babe by babe, but i think itd be smart to start wvith some general stuff. most important rule: if youre hot enough you can get avway vwith anything. you see hovw the site imploded ovwer that one guy for being kinda skeewvy? it wvas because he had a receding hairline. you dont see any of that happening to anyone else, no matter hovw much theyre talking about b...Read more