#CAGTTL #NSFW #Casteplay #Dubco+n @aeneasCaldarium In re: Part 13: "Befo+ran Vantas" So+meo+ne went thro+ugh a lo+t o+f tro+uble to+ o+bscure the co+ntents o+f this chitt. It sure wo+uld be a shame if o+ne o+f the Befo+ran Vantases happened to+ see it. Like, say, @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy. It's a go+o+d thing @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy hasn't seen the O+P, because I am sure @carmineGno+sio+lo+gy wo+uld have a lo+t to+ say abo+ut it if he did. Ho+w fo+rtunate that we do+n't have to+ wo+rry abo+ut that. Paragraph by paragraph, yo+u kno+w the drill by no+w. Fo+r o+ne: I've met a few female Kankris, and I agree that they're rather attractive. But, then, I wo+uld also+ say the male o+nes and no+nbinary o+nes are decently attractive to+o+. I'm no+t #No+tGay, so+ there's no+thing abo+ut my sexuality that makes me think o+f o+ne gender as prettier than ano+ther, and if yo+u, dear reader, are anything o+ther than mo+no+sexual and *still* believe wo+men are inherently mo+re attractive than men, ask yo+urself why yo+u think that. Ho+wever, it *is* an o+bjective fact that female Kankris dress nicer. A higher willingness to+ listen to+ the Po+rrims in their lives, perhaps? O+r a result o+f living with the intrinsic kno+wledge that wo+men are mo+re likely to+ be taken serio+usly by their peers if their o+utward appearance matches so+ciety's ideals o+f a wo+man wo+rth listening to+? Who+'s to+ say. So+ far, we're o+ff to+ an o+kay start. Besides the value judgement passed o+n her weight (*sighs wistfully as I fo+ndly remember the days o+f #Bo+dyPo+sitivity*), there's actually no+thing terribly o+bjectio+nable here. I agree that tho+se chubby cheeks are rather ado+rable when they get blushy. In this scenario+, she hasn't said no+, and asking yo+u to+ tag yo+ur triggers is a go+o+d way o+f indicating that she wants yo+u to+ co+ntinue. Flirting with a wo+man in a way that genuinely flatters her and catches her o+ff guard is a-o+kay in my bo+o+k. ...And again with the casteplay. I've said my tho+ughts abo+ut it. Tho+ugh I do+ have to+ wo+nder what the o+dds are that every warmblo+o+ded wo+man that a seadweller man meets just so+ happens to+ be into+ being degraded due to+ their so+cial standing in relatio+n to+ him. Can anyo+ne say "co+nfirmatio+n bias"? "she already assumes yo+ure a lo+ser": So+mething she and I can agree o+n. And please, leave the sweater o+ut o+f it. I wo+rked to+o+ hard o+n it to+ see it sullied. :( Redacted paragraph is redacted. I did eventually ask Cro+nus what the redacted info+rmatio+n o+n the Damara po+st was and he to+ld me it was lo+st to+ spacetime, so+ I assume this is to+o+. A shame, but so+mething tells me it's fo+r the best if it do+esn't see the light o+f day. O+verall, this o+ne was... surprisingly tame? Sure, it hits so+me o+f what I'm beginning to+ reco+gnize as the classic #CAGTTL beats, namely preying o+n a wo+man's insecurities and insisting that she just secretly lo+o+o+o+ves hemo+casteism, but given that the subject is no+to+rio+usly celibate, I admittedly expected a lo+t wo+rse. I have to+ begrudgingly o+ffer kudo+s fo+r at least kind o+f respecting Kankri's bo+undaries. Also+, Cro+nus? Yo+u missed a "Girlkat" in yo+ur editing. Yo+u either need a better pro+o+freader o+r else need to+ type with bo+th hands fo+r a change.
you bitch
that said. youwve got me on the confirmation bias. i kinda allude to it in some of these, but this stuff is only really applicable to a certain subset of the gals. a large subset, but a subset i do a damn fine job of filtering for ;)
SEE. HE’S MAKING POINTS. PERHAPS YOU. AND I. AND CRONUS. AND KANKRI. CAN AGREE ON SOME THINGS. SUCH AS VANTASKUN’S KAWAII BLUSHU. THE SWEET #FORBIDDENFRUIT LOCKED BEHIND THOSE HOLY LEGGINGS. AND OTHER MATTERS. TOO #SUGGESTIVE TO DISCUSS. ANYWHERE BUT IN PERSON.
Co+ming fro+m yo+u, that's a co+mpliment.
I actually agree. Yo+u and I and Cro+nus and Kankri co+uld have such a lo+vely meeting o+f the minds so+me day.
WAIT. REALLY. YOU DO.
DID I CRACK MY FUCKING HEAD. IS THIS REAL.
N9pe. N9. Nuh uh. I see that #Suggestive tag, and whatever it is y9u and P9rrim think y9u're planning, I want a6s9lutely n9 part 9f it. I d9n't even want t9 kn9w what this supp9sed "meeting 9f the minds" as she puts it (side n9te: w9uld it d9u6le-kill y9u t9 have a *little* m9re class?) might entail. In fact, I h9pe the *three* 9f y9u have a w9nderful time during it. In-pers9n, privately, and 6ehind cl9sed d99rs where n9 9ne else has t9 6e privy t9 it. All I kn9w is that I w9uld str9ngly prefer if my name didn't cr9ss y9ur lips 9r y9ur key69ards in relati9n t9 it. F9r that matter, I d9n't want my name t9 cr9ss y9ur thinkpans either. I'm already appalled 6y the revelati9n that my distaff c9unterpart has an entry in Cr9nus' guide. The a6s9lute last thing I need right n9w is t9 add m9re fuel t9 the pr9ver6ial fire 6y adding 9n t9 y9ur perverse delusi9ns. #DeathMenti9n #D9u6leDeathMenti9n #ItsN9ne9fMy6usiness #LetsKeepItThatWay
ARE YOU DOING THE KAWAII BLUSHU RIGHT NOW.
That is n9ne 9f y9ur 6usiness. There are plenty 9f incredi6ly valid reas9ns a pers9n might experience 6l99d rushing t9 their cheeks s9 please respect my privacy at this time.