
Terezi Pyrope
@gallowsCounselor
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W34TH3RBOY DMS OP3N 34RTH T (Pfp by crispymiilk @ Tumblr)

NOT 4LL 4NG3LS 4R3 1N H34V3N. FOR 3X4MPL3 1'M 1N MY B3D. W4RM 4ND COSY.

FUCK DO 1 H4V3 TO TRY P4SS 4 L4W 4BOUT DR1V1NG BL1NDFOLD3D SUR3LY TH4T W4S COMMON S3NS3???

OH Y4Y, MOR3 HORR1BL3 L4W 1D34S.

1F 1 L4Y ON TH3 FLOOR 1 WON'T H4V3 TO TH1NK 4BOUT TH3 F4CT 1 D3F1N1T3LY H4V3 WORK TOMORROW.

LOV3 B31NG ONL1N3 WH3N J1NX 1S 4ND S331NG H3R POSTS H4H4H4H4H4

W3 T4K3 SM4LL TH1NGS FOR GR4NT3D. L1K3 H4V1NG 4N UNBLOCK3D NOS3.

L4UNDRY SUCKS B3C4US3 YOU DO L4UNDRY TH3N YOU PUT L4UNDRY OUT TO DRY TH3N YOU PUT L4UNDRY 4W4Y 4ND TH3N TH3 CYCL3 ST4RTS 4G41N.

3UH. LOUD 4ND B4D H3R3, Z3RO OUT OF T3N ON DR1NKS N1GHT SO F4R. #SUBST4NC3

1'M PUTT1NG ON MY B1G BOY P4NTS 4ND GO1NG TO 4PP34R 4T TH3 4FT3R WORK DR1NKS W1TH MY COWORK3RS. 3V3N THOUGH 1 4M *T1R3D* 4ND W4NN4 GO *HOM3*. 1'M B31NG V3RY POW3RFUL 4ND 3NG4G1NG W1TH TH3M 1N 4 NORM4L 4ND SOC14L W4Y. #SUBST4NC3

OH L1TTL3 J1NX BUNNY W3'R3 R34LLY 1N 1T NOW.

N33D TO R3M3MB3R TH1S S1T3 4CTU4LLY 3X1STS.. 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS H4V3 B33N OK4Y.

BLU3 SOLLUX... 1NT3R3ST1NG.

GOT 4 COWORK3R WHO S4YS H3'S STR41GHT. WH1CH 1S F1N3, BUT H3 4LSO K33PS M4K1NG JOK3S 4BOUT HOW H3'D K1SS GUYS 1F H3 COULD SO 1'M WOND3R1NG 1F H3 KNOWS TH4T'S NOT 3X4CTLY STR41GHT.

J3SUS CHR1ST.

1F 1 H4V3 TO L1ST3N TO 4NOTH3R 3P1SOD3 OF TH1S DUMB4SS3S PODC4ST 1'M GONN4 M4UL H1M MYS3LF.

4W4K3 4ND T1M3 TO JUST GO B3 COZY

MMMNHHH SL33P T1M3.

NOTH1NG R34LLY PR3P4R3S YOU FOR 4 L3CTUR3 ON 34T1NG 3T1QU3TT3 FROM 4 L4DY FROM HR.

P1NCH1NG TH3 BR1DG3 OF MY NOS3 W3 N33D L3G4L T34MS FOR TH3 CR34TORS 1 TH1NK

"CR34TOR H34DC4NONS" HOW'R3 W3 F33L1NG 4BOUT TH1S ON3 GUYS?
ᐖ BEING A LIᐖᐖLE ᐖOGY AN RESTING UR ᑈHIN ON SOMEFING PROBLY FEELS SO GOOᐖE ᐛ

















