Terezi Pyrope
@gallowsCounselor
WOULDNT YOU L1K3 TO KNOW W34TH3RBOY DMS OP3N 34RTH T (Pfp by crispymiilk @ Tumblr)
FUCK DO 1 H4V3 TO TRY P4SS 4 L4W 4BOUT DR1V1NG BL1NDFOLD3D SUR3LY TH4T W4S COMMON S3NS3???
Tbh it f33l2 lik3 a lot of law2 forbid thing2 that 233m lik3 th3y 2hould b3 common 23n23
H4v3 l3ss hop3 4bout trollk1nd, l1ttl3 on3.
B33 < i mean if theyre driving blindfolded thats nyalready reckless endangerment right
OH Y4Y, MOR3 HORR1BL3 L4W 1D34S.
"M4K3 1T 1LL3G4L TO DR1V3 W1TH 4 BL1NDFOLD" WHO TH3 *FUCK* 1S DR1V1NG W1TH 4 BL1NDFOLD?!
he said if people are allowed to drive blindfolded then he should be allowed to drive my sick ass fuck car so i changed my mind actually this is terrible
1F 1 L4Y ON TH3 FLOOR 1 WON'T H4V3 TO TH1NK 4BOUT TH3 F4CT 1 D3F1N1T3LY H4V3 WORK TOMORROW.
Set a dozen alarms, floors are tricky bastards.
LOV3 B31NG ONL1N3 WH3N J1NX 1S 4ND S331NG H3R POSTS H4H4H4H4H4
W3 T4K3 SM4LL TH1NGS FOR GR4NT3D. L1K3 H4V1NG 4N UNBLOCK3D NOS3.
want me to come over and play seeing eye heir for a bit? i know you can handle yourself but it still isnt ideal.
L4UNDRY SUCKS B3C4US3 YOU DO L4UNDRY TH3N YOU PUT L4UNDRY OUT TO DRY TH3N YOU PUT L4UNDRY 4W4Y 4ND TH3N TH3 CYCL3 ST4RTS 4G41N.
3UH. LOUD 4ND B4D H3R3, Z3RO OUT OF T3N ON DR1NKS N1GHT SO F4R. #SUBST4NC3
1'M PUTT1NG ON MY B1G BOY P4NTS 4ND GO1NG TO 4PP34R 4T TH3 4FT3R WORK DR1NKS W1TH MY COWORK3RS. 3V3N THOUGH 1 4M *T1R3D* 4ND W4NN4 GO *HOM3*. 1'M B31NG V3RY POW3RFUL 4ND 3NG4G1NG W1TH TH3M 1N 4 NORM4L 4ND SOC14L W4Y. #SUBST4NC3
♯ bein s⨂ brave ab⨂ut it. they d⨂n't deserve ya.
B33 < is this my chance to spill a drink on somenyan fur you
OH L1TTL3 J1NX BUNNY W3'R3 R34LLY 1N 1T NOW.
B33 < whats up purrezi
B33 < i sincerely hope the pawblick good but that this point id settle fur you getting some nice vacation time
N33D TO R3M3MB3R TH1S S1T3 4CTU4LLY 3X1STS.. 1 HOP3 YOU GUYS H4V3 B33N OK4Y.
BLU3 SOLLUX... 1NT3R3ST1NG.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANYMORE POWER, HE'S HAD ENOUGH TOLIGHT.
MORE LIKE, WARNING HER ON YOUR BULLSHIT. I CAN TAKE A JOKE THAT'S ACTUALLY FUNNY, YOU ARE NOT FUNNY.
GOT 4 COWORK3R WHO S4YS H3'S STR41GHT. WH1CH 1S F1N3, BUT H3 4LSO K33PS M4K1NG JOK3S 4BOUT HOW H3'D K1SS GUYS 1F H3 COULD SO 1'M WOND3R1NG 1F H3 KNOWS TH4T'S NOT 3X4CTLY STR41GHT.
8=l < Sounds like someone needs to break it to him gently
He's lying to himself, give him time he'll figure it out after his first situationship.
u kno what they say nothin gayer than a str8 dude
J3SUS CHR1ST.
1F 1 H4V3 TO L1ST3N TO 4NOTH3R 3P1SOD3 OF TH1S DUMB4SS3S PODC4ST 1'M GONN4 M4UL H1M MYS3LF.
B33 < i warned you not to listen B33 < i told you dawg
CULT TH4T'S TRY1NG TO G3T J1NX 1S CONN3CT3D TO 4 SH1TTY PODC4ST. TH3R3FOR3. 1 G3T TO L1ST3N FOR CLU3S.
0h my god, y0u have two share it. listening tw0 shit that sucks in0rdinate amounts 0f ass keeps me going.
1T'S 4WFUL. L1K3 3V3RY "-1ST" YOU COULD THROW 1N TH3R3 K1ND OF 4WFUL.
4W4K3 4ND T1M3 TO JUST GO B3 COZY
if i see you w0rking yourself tw0 the bone imma be mad.
MMMNHHH SL33P T1M3.
NOTH1NG R34LLY PR3P4R3S YOU FOR 4 L3CTUR3 ON 34T1NG 3T1QU3TT3 FROM 4 L4DY FROM HR.
ah. i cannot help but feel like this is my fault somehow.
P1NCH1NG TH3 BR1DG3 OF MY NOS3 W3 N33D L3G4L T34MS FOR TH3 CR34TORS 1 TH1NK
i don't have anything important to add but i'm also pinching your nose
... i am also pinching your nose but only so i can surprise you with something you woulda smelled coming.
"CR34TOR H34DC4NONS" HOW'R3 W3 F33L1NG 4BOUT TH1S ON3 GUYS?
OK4Y D33PLY UNS3TTL1NG 1T M4K3S M3 W4NT TO R3TURN TO TH3 WOODS 3V3N 1F 1T'S NOT MY 34RTH TH3Y'R3 FROM.
i suppose people will always have their fun, like with any "celebrity" but it is a bit hard to get used to ._.
NAUSEATED AS I AM BY THE MERE PROSPECT OF IT — LET ALONE AN ACTUAL, REAL, HONEST TO THE FUCKING MOTHERGRUB DIRECT *MENTION* — IT DOES SERVE AS A PRETTY UNCOMFORTABLE REMINDER THAT YEAH. WE DID KIND OF CREATE A WHOLE FUCKING WORLD. AND THAT HAS RAMIFICATIONS YOU KIND OF CAN'T AVOID, EVEN IF YOU WANT TO. FINAL VERDICT: BLUH.
for what its worth i am pretty grateful! <3 in a normal way
BLUH 1ND33D. 1'M NOT LOV1NG TH3 R3M1ND3R TH4T W3'R3 B31NG MYTHOLOG1Z3D, 3SP3C14LLY S1NC3 4T TH3 3ND OF TH3 D4Y, SOM3 OF US 4R3 ST1LL MORT4L. 3V3N TH3N TH3 ON3S TH4T 4R3N'T ST1LL W4NT TO B3 TR34T3D 4S "JUST 4N 4V3R4G3 P3RSON" THOUGH 1 GU3SS YOU G1V3 TH4T UP WH3N YOU GODT13R.
YEAH. I DON'T REALLY WANT TO TALK ABOUT THE WAY THAT I TRIED TO GET AWAY FROM ALL THAT, IN MY TIMELINE. BUT I UNDERSTAND BETTER THAN MOST WHAT IT'S LIKE TO WISH YOU COULD JUST BE A PERSON, AGAIN.
D4MN OK 1 W1SH 1 COULD G3T MY F4C14L H41R TO DO TH4T.