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... i won't leave you. i won't. i won't leave. you won't lose me and we'll live forever because we ought to. and it will be wonderful.
i'm ride or die. not that weak fake ride or die like i'll sit there while you cry i'm that REAL ride or die. i'm on that courage the cowardly dog. THE THINGS I DO FOR LOVE!!!
lOvE ReMaInS LoVe. ThAt iS ThE BeGiNnInG Of tHe lEsSoN AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg eNd oF It. i hAvE LoVeD EvErY FaCeT Of mY KiNd. ThE PeAcEfUl aNd tHe mOtHeR FuCkInG VoLaTiLe. ThE MaScUlInE AnD ThE MoThEr fUcKiNg fEmInInE. tHe rIgHtEoUs aNd tHe dAmNeD, tHe aDmIrAbLe aNd tHe rEpUlSiVe. EvEn wHeN ShIt gOt sTrAnGe. EvEn wHeN It bEcAmE 𝘈𝘯𝘖𝘮𝘈𝘭𝘖𝘶𝘚? I LoVeD. tRuLy lOvEd. AnD I HaVe kNoWn a lOvE ThAt wAs nOt sO TrUe. A LoVe tHaT WoRe tHe sHaPe oF DeVoTiOn wHiLe fEeDiNg oN HuNgEr aNd hAtReD. i kNoW ThE DiFfErEnCe nOw. I KnOw iT InSiDe aNd oUt. iT AiN'T JuSt pRiDe. PrIdE Is eAsY. lOvE AsKs mOrE Of yOu tHaN ThAt. LoVe dEmAnDs rEsPeCt. AcCePtAnCe. ThE WiLlInGnEsS To sIt bEfOrE ThE LeSs fLaTtErInG PiEcEs oF YoUr oWn mOtHeR FuCkInG PuShEr aNd aCkNoWlEdGe tHeM As yOuRs aLl tHe sAmE. nOt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE PeRfEcT. nOt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE NoBlE. bUt bEcAuSe tHeY ArE ReAl. yOu mUsT UnDeRsTaNd tHiS, fAmIlIa: WhAt yOu fEeL Is nOt a mIsTaKe. It iS PaRt oF WhAt tHe fUcK YoU ArE. pArT Of tHe gReAt aNd tErRiBlE AsS MoSaIc oF AnImA ThAt mAkEs a lIvInG SoUl dIsTiNcT FrOm aLl mOtHeR FuCkInG OtHeRs. sO LiVe tHaT ShIt. CaRrY It oPeNlY. lEt iT BrUiSe yOu. LeT It tEaCh yOu. LeT It rEvEaL ThInGs aBoUt yOuRsElF YoU NeVeR ExPeCtEd tO. wE AlL DrIfT ToWaRd oBlIvIoN. iT Is tHeRe wHeRe aLl tHaT ReMaInS MaY Be aN AcCePtAnCe oF NoThInGnEsS AnD ThE LiNgErInG WhImS Of oUr lAsT LoVeS EcHoInG ThRoUgH ThE DaRk. AnD If tHaT Is aLl wE ArE PeRmItTeD To cArRy bEyOnD ThE FiNaL ThReShOlD, tHeN LeT ThOsE LoVeS Be wOrThY Of tHe jOuRnEy. HoNk. :o) #vIbEs #FaItH #pRiDeMoNtH
like this p0st if y0u want t0 get d0uble dicked d0wn by a mentally ill ex-psi0nic. asking f0r a friend. #nsfw
hehehehehe!!!
turn that dragon into a damsel. send chitt.
#nsfw in case any of y0u freaks feel like hearing about my sex life, i present with0ut further ado: H0W MY PARTNERS REACT TWO GETTING EATEN 0UT (i have all of these pe0ples permission tw0 post this inf0 publicly. they are all precious tw0 me and that is not diminished by me p0sting about g0ing down 0n them.) aa: LOVES sitting 0n my face which i am eternally thankful for. i t0ld her once i might suff0cate under allat as a joke and she said that made her really happy s0 we take those. basically starts b0uncing on it after a while, which is both cute and makes it clap. g0d, she's perfect. horr0rterrors 0r universe or whatever, i kn0w i curse you a l0t but you c0oked when y0u bound 0ur fates twogether. i h0pe her hand will never leave mine and her no0k will never leave my face. a-fucking-men. ff: getting a go0d positi0n can be hard because shes WAY taller, but this much thickness is worth it. she clearly wants tw0 talk and encourage me, but always gets tw0 EXCIT-------ED and can only say the beginnings 0f words before she makes some 0ther sound, s0 she just ends up doing this h0rny babbling thing and its fucking adorable. pets me and gently m0ves my hands where she wants me two gr0pe. and she squirts so much its like im....DR0WNING in it 😎. s tier. janey: she always acts like its the first time its happened. dat forked tongue th0 ayyyy lmao. lots 0f gasping and big wide eyes, frantically grabbing my hair and holding me there, squeezing me with her thighs, etc. after a c0uple times she has two ask for a break and we jam f0r a little longer bef0re i dive back in there. then she always has this deer-in-the-headlights lo0k when we finish, and when i tease her, she pouts and sh0ves me intwo her chest because shes str0nger than me. tz: REALLY grabby. i always have claw marks afterward. vitally: DOES N0T SHAVE. if that scares you, get the fuck 0ff my post. i am brave and i will delve intwo that rainf0rest like theres ancient treasure in there. i like two keep g0ing after she cums and see how l0ud she gets. squirter and a screamer. love her. kk: likes tw0 be bent over which 0bviously i l0ve. squeezing and spanking his ass and pulling out the claws when he gets bitchy? and hes all angry-shy about it s0 he shoves his face in a pill0w but it cant fully muffle his sounds? peak. before i get him tw0 that point hell usually complain ab0ut something, but biting his thighs shuts him up reeeeeal quick. rose: keeps her p0ise up almost the whole time, and usually does s0mething else like reading while im doing it. 0nly towards the end d0es she get a little red-faced and louder than she meant tw0, which is always really endearing. she mostly has me d0 it as a punishment for when i l0se something, but of c0urse making my woman cum is NEVER work, and she kn0ws it. so i think she just d0es it so i get two make her feel g0od which i am happy tw0 do even when she d0es her snarky horseshit. she tries two give p0inters/criticism on my technique, but shes clearly pretty happy with it, so it d0esnt really work. and then i get that smug grin that you 0nly get from 0ne-upping your kismesis. just a satisfying back-and-forth experience which is ab0ut all you can ask f0r with blackrom.
fucking.
question: "Have you ever thought about using the magic hands for bondage-related activities?" i can say with confidence it has been more than thought. gosh! #nsfw #askjinx https://forms.gle/ArV8MTAGtdxgGe2NA
i just like hearing it :3 it makes me happy cause i like you
the bed will not survive the night. #nsfw
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ #outglutmasquerade rules made by clamen cobble for the masquerade https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/masqueraderules.png ]
#caliborngaming #cultofthedamned fanart https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/79a278945072.png
i am b0red reply 0r react t0 this p0st and i will assign y0u a s0ng fr0m my c0llecti0n
i would say that's scary but. the risk is pretty worth it! #suggestive
uh, humans don't do that! and i was more saying i really appreciate your restraint because you're so so niceys to me. though i might break out the ring gag again. #nsfw
oh no, no no, you raise an excellent point! safety is important and we don't need you struggling for self control! i'll just get it and be on my way over.
better safe than sorry tesasure!
goodbye to my friends who i wasn't fast enough to see. i hope you know i'm sticking this out. i'll be as happy as i can, laugh a lot, eat good food, and live. i know people just like you, wonderful smart and funny. i call them by the same names i called you, i remember you in every stupid joke. i'm going to be happy. no matter what it takes.
sorry for my earlier frustration!! @grimbarkGuardian has been safely rescued and brought home!!! thanks so so SO much to everyone who helped: @telekineticArmageddon, @timaeusTestified, @tempurredCauserie, @aventurineCopycat, @gallowsCalibrator#1433, @ectoBiologist#6844, and @zoosmellPooplad!!!! i love you and will be grateful to you forever!!!!!!!! everybody cheer and clap for them :D
notes on voidstrap experiments no.2 (or how i liek 2 call it, the *presence of absence*) #nsfw #explicit #substance - as the sole creator of this beautiful thing, the duty 2 test it more... intimately nturally falls on me, as i wouldnt want 2 submit a 3rd party 2 any possible undesirable side-effects lmao - the followin steps wouldnt b carried out in a lab but in urs trulys own bedroom, so aftr makin sure dirk n jake were out swimmin in their skimpy bathsuits (drools) i grabbed sum wine n headed upstairs (no reason why science shouldnt b fun am i rite) - lowered the lights, lit sum scented candles (thx kanaya) n told halexa 2 play bad bnuys entire discography cuz damn his voice is surelyl enough 2 get me horny - i made myself comfy on the lounge chair n downed the wine b4 retrievin the object from the adorable lil case i alchemized 4 it, n thats when i actually got a lil nervous, holdin the thing by its base, feelin up the shaft, n ACTCHOALLY FEELING MY HAND PRESSIN DOWN ON *MY* COCK - n idk if this is what dick havin folks hav been feelin all this tiem but it waz enough 2 rip a drawn out moan outta me, n woa look at that, all those nerves had suddenlyl turned in2 pure science-driven lust lmao - w the giddiness of someone experiencin this sort of unbridled gender euphoria 4 the first tiem, i lined it up w my folds n finally went 4 it - look in regular days im not usually one 2 tease myself liek this, but i was havin an moment k? so i started by rubbin it v slooowly, just 2 give myself the tiem 2 procress evrything, n all the while i waz describin the sensations out loud 2 my recorder (id play u the audio file but i dont wanna get the copyright bat from troll bad bunny) - sure 1 whole minute of that waz more than enough 2 get me wet liek a tsunami, so when i looked down outta curiosity, i noticed the thing was spillin out its own ectoplasm-like glowy lube all tis tiem - i resisted the urge 2 taste the delicious lookin voidy precum 4 the time bein n carried out the experiment, sliding it a few inches in n hxhdhsfh i swear my brain short circuited 4 a hot minute as soon as i did - basicalyl nothin couldv prepared me 4 the absolute mindfuckery that dickin down my own pussy woulda been. since the things virtually *my own cock*, i could basiclly feel both ends of the ordeal n it was almost liek gettin folded in2 submission by the void itself, specially considerin how icy n buzzy n totally majyyk it felt - soon enough the entire thing went in, n pretty easily too despite it bein a whole 10 inch of semi physical cosmic abstraction - sayin the feelin was overwhelmin would b puttin it lightly, but idk if i even hav the poetic repertoire 2 describe how trippy the whole thing was - i could feel how wet, how tight i was n evry time i shook n clenched i could feel it cuz it was myself i was clenchin around. it waz pretty much like the time i boned this girl while fried on shrooms lmao - n i wish i could say i lasted long but all it took 2 make me unravel was a few moer firm thrusts n a squeeze 2 my left tit - gogd i can count in my hands the tiems i came harder than this. not only i had my juices gushin out on the lounge chair, but the thing started pumpin me full of cosmic cum N I COUL FEEL IT 2FOLD - conclusion: creampyin yourself feels amazin n i def hope im not preggo w void boybies rn - ps: sry 4 the shorter conclusion but i need a fuckin shower after this
ack hey ow oh ow owwie hey ow stop that. bonking you.
#nsfw fuck it bro the game was w0rth it. [Several pictures of Sollux's domestic life. The most notable is him laying on what appear to be Aradia's thighs, while Feferi smushes her chubby cheek against his gaunt-looking one and Terezi love-bites the other. The second is Jane standing on a windy balcony in a flowing nightgown; Sollux hugs her from behind with surprising tenderness. Then there's Sollux and Rose playing what, based on their varying states of clothing and the small pile of fabric by the board, appears to be strip chess...Sollux is losing badly. And finally a POV shot, looking down at Karkat with his hands on his hips yelling about something or other.]
it has come t0 my attention that @gallowsCalibrator#1433 is on here. fair warning i will be insufferable ab0ut this. i will NOT get a r0om. #moirallegiance #tereziposting #fatbitches
"[]KE" TH]S POST ]F YOU ARE COMM]TTED TO WORKP[ACE SAFETY!!!
concept: your eyes widen as their pace becomes frantic trying to push themself over the edge "are you ready to be a single mother?" they snarl (tags: Reader/Anonymous, #nsfw, breeding kink, #rankworks, no protection, still working on the breeding fic but i like this quote, humans!, humansona, pitchslop, blackrom coded, i learned so much in breeding class the other night, i love humans, archive rating: M)
long night? :)
now now- hey! we just dealt with this!
concept part 3! @archiveAddict #nsfw! archive rating E! or X? it's a lot! desperation can make anything better, particularly with your kismesis in need. getting to savor the look in their eye as their lust outranks their dignity, no amount of gruff whines or vague hints at struggling can hide how badly they want your help. it's obvious, gentler teeth, claws barely scratching, that whine in the back of their gullet as you shove them down. "quit glaring at me like that, we both know you need this." your excitement mounts, you have them where you want them, sprawled back, splayed, looking indignant but utterly vulnerable. a twinge of guilt fires off, making you hesitate a moment. you bite it back, looming as you reach down, attending to their body's demands. being broody sure looks intense. poor thing. the thought hits your head as you press the first in. slow, feeling the rush as you hear their pathetic mewl. it was cute- cute? yes, yes it was cute. another pang, you find yourself reaching up, a reassuring caress to the cheek. at some point, amidst the whining, you see it. that look, outraged compromise shifting into vulnerable need. that anger in your core fading into a burning, desperate adoration. so meek, so helpless, all of a sudden their needs best your grievances, the elation of this act. "poor thing." this time, you say it aloud when you had meant to think it. their reaction is strong, though where you expect disgust and outrage, they soften. you sit beside them, before pulling them in outright, praising them as they lay. #nsfw #oviposition #broody #kismesis #matesprit #blackred #vacillation #reader/kismesis #reader/matesprit Archive rating E
shut uuuuuuup!!!! <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< <3< don't call me that!!!
wait hang on agai- now- i - A!
might have to wait a while on chapter 2 of that. concept i posted earlier. things seem normal right now. plus i'm about to have guests in a bit.
again? already? sure! :D
hehehehe i'm totally posting chapter 2 later!
hey, everyone liked it! what's the big idea. why did i just hear the door.
mgngnhrng after sevveral minutes a deliberation i wwont sully my reputation further by treatin justice blindgirl nicely— oh fine since wwe’re SUCH OBVVIOUS PALS please kindly flirt wwith me swweetly or throww some pitch black shade my wway evven a meager flippin crumb to end those hatefast im on
fUFUFUFUFUFUFUFUFU,,,
hEH,
mWAHAHA,
kEKEKEKEKEKEKEKE,
concept pt 2: a while later your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “fuuuck i know i said be gentle but go harder make them choke on it fuck fuck fuck yeah” “haha seriously? you hear that? even your flushfling thinks you deserve to suffer” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, the idea of the loving matesprit being a little naughty because your kismesis is there, rubbing off on them, kyaaa, double up, quadsmearing but not really, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
concept: your matesprit in front of you your kismesis behind you “you need to be more gentle with them” “when i go rough it makes them choke on your bulge stop bitching” (tags: Matesprit/Reader/Kismesis, threesome, #rankworks, bottom reader, stuck in the middle, flushfic, pitchfic, double quad mention, double up, #nsfw, spitroasting, archive rating: E)
<3-Shout-out-to-unreasonably-tall-women,-in-a-normal-way.-For-sure.-#nsfw
((that was so fuckign emotionally draining i cannot))
:33< im just a little kitty!!! :33< mew have to give meow pets and kisses right away or ill die!!!
ONE LIKE AND I'LL DO IT.
what was it again? oh right. i love you. you are loved. you aren't alone.
guys this one took a while to write plz be kind :)
3833 < Small cerulean grub in a stroller tried to use mind powers at me. > 3833 < Sorry, little buggy, nobody's getting in this noodle except for the game updates!!! >
2endiing box fan2 and bed2heet2 your way
hehehe. that made me giggle enough my ribs started hurting, ow.
got the real confession out of my system.
i wanna marry someone i hate and love and sometimes pity.
[|||] iiif i were to pooost a swiiimsuit piiic, shooould i wear a one pieeece or a bikiiini??? ♥️ - one pieeece ♦️ - bikiiini ♠️♣️ - baaald/not votiiing
cmere.
hey, we share a lot! neat.
i think that chittering noise she makes might be one of the cutest things ever.
:33< sl33p well purrezi
Thank2 now im ob23223d with ch3rry candi32 #vagu3po2ting
consider it cleared! i would never miss a chance to hear an expert in their field.
Oh no and now the talking cheese wedge is hating on me what ever will I do #directposting #fuckbeingvague
:33< if i threw on the classic bunnygirl outfit :33< is that something mew would even want to s33? :33< or would i get like 2 likes and someone in my clawments telling meow to furk off?
be right over!
Nevermind, Terezi is right.
i'm making that chirping noise my new text notification.
hehehe, thanks! cute noises by the way. [video description: casey, clad in an obnoxiously cute dragon backpack, dances from foot to foot, tapping back and forth and making excited bubbly noises as a door swings open, revealing Terezi. Terezi immediately drops low to scoop up the playful salmanader, making various cooing and chittering noises. Jinx can be heard giggling before the video cuts.]
I would post hole but no one wants to see weird bird cloaca. B/ #nsfw
FUCKING CHITTERING OVER THE STUPID "CHICKEN" EGGS.
UP FUCKING CLOSE TO THE IMAGINARY MICROPHONE. EGG. THANK YOU. #BROODINGCYCLE #NONSEXUAL
A BOY'S HOBBIES CONSISTS OF BOUNCING ON IT SOMETIMES 🤷 #NSFW
if y0u want me t0 write m0re weird p0rn my rates are 2 caegars per w0rd. unless i d0n't feel like it, then i w0n't d0 it. #nsfw
Speaking on Top of My last Chit-- if Anyone wants To like-- Help me Make sure My lipstick's Smearproof sometime Let me Know ;p #nsfw
:33< girls tbh
Nevermind Everyone #war Is Cancelled Instead Terezi Is Coming Over To Watch Movies With Me While I Entertain The Feline Beast With A Toy Earth Bird On A Stick
:o) Your mind is so open to me like this. :o) I could merely give the command and you would become as dumb as an animal :o) Rutting and desperate against my leg, begging for attention. :o) Panting with heat inescapable rushing through your senses. :o) You don't need to think, pet, not around me. :o) You merely need to let that tongue loll out of your mouth and obey my commands. :o) Inspired by dearest @archiveAddict #nsfw #nsfwe #justincase #chucklevoodooplay #impliedatleast #petplay
It's still not quite clicking for me either. Maybe it's a performance issue? Don't feel bad. I assure you, you are not alone just because you are liable to die as such when you shrug off this mortal coil to the applause of many. Countless men your age grapple with this sort of thing all the time.
uh- with my powers. experiment with my powers to see if i can change you. gosh.
we should get together and experiment.
okay- it's pretty late so hopefully not too many people see. #nsfw #magictrick #aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa https://files.catbox.moe/pjlyja.png
#NSFWE #NSFW I SAID ID POST A DRABBLE BUT NEVER WHEN, HOPE YOURE AWAKE TEREZI OR THIS IS GETTING BURRIED. ITS SIMILAR TO A POST I MADE BEFORE ABOUT SOMEONE SHOVING THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT BUT A BIRD WAS ALSO TALKING ABOUT PRYING SOMEONES MOUTH OPEN "SEXUAL STYLE" SOMEONE HARSHY GRABBING YOU BY YOUR JAW, PULLING YOU CLOSER AND HAVING MOCKERY DRIP FROM EVERY FUCKING WORD THEY SAY AS THEY SHOVE THEIR THUMB IN YOUR MOUTH TO SEE YOUR TEETH OR SOME FUCKING REASON THEY THOUGHT IT OKAY. GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SQUIRMING - BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T BE SQUIRMING AFTER FEELING LIKE AN OGGLED EXPERIMENT? - THEY REMOVED THEIR FINGERS AND QUE SOME TALKING IMAGINE WHAT YOU FUCKING WANT AND YOURE NOT PAYING ATTENTION BECAUSE YOU CAN STILL TASTE THE SKIN THAT WAS PREVIOUSLY IN YOUR MOUTH AND SOMEHOW THEY GRAB YOU BY THE BASE OF YOUR NECK AND SHOVE THEIR TONGUE DOWN YOUR THROAT AND END SCENE BECAUSE IM NOT AN ACTUAL FUCKING WRITER YOU DONT GET NEAT WRITING
would trolls even w★nt to see ★ l↑meblood n★ked? or would they h★te me for h★v↑ng the ★ud★c↑ty to hope? #nsfw #mus↑ngs
watched a video of a snake getting its venom extracted one time but tbh all it got me thinking about was forcibly prying someones mouth open sexual style and i aint been able to stop thinking about it since #nsfw
>:O
3833 < One like = One bite on my husband's ass. > #NSFW
Quad this post if I am still allowed to do Evil Surgery on you. #EvilSurgery
I WANT TO GET UNBELIEVABLE HIGH AND MAKE OUT UNTIL WE'RE BOTH PANTING LIKE BARKBEAST #substance #nsfw
!!!
okay its my first ever post on a new platform gotta make it good gotta make it gutbusting gotta make the fam proud ahem she rechitt on my chit till i slap a concupiscent quad on her post if you know what i mean
CAN A BOY SIMPLY SAY CLAPS MY HAND JOYOUS LIKE
i handing 0ut free autism diagn0sis t0 any0ne wh0 is willing t0 pr0ve it in s0me way shape 0r f0rm. step right up. 0u0
FINALLY MOTHERFUCKING HOME FROM THE BEAT. time to relax my FAVORITE way. get my chill on with my favorite elixir, on my MOTHERFUCKIN throne.. FREE from those accursed restricting CLOTHES. #nsfw #bulge https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/aa5e5cef5f9d.jpg
:33< butts :33< #nsfw
disco become elysium
i will gnaw through you like a rabbit through the roots!
I HAD -10 KULL AND SOLLUX POINTED OUT TO TALK ABOUT MY MENTAL ILLNESS BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD BPD FUCK YOU
I7’s weird knowing people who you’ve never me7 because you have me7 7hem bu7 no7 7hem specifically. And of7en 7imes saved 7heir lives.
i need s0me0ne t0 match my freak in ways that are viscerally upsetting t0 the general public.
on fish tv i bet they watch eel or no eel as hosted by howie mackrel.
wahhh d0n't pity/hate/mediate/like my p0st. especially if y0u're a pretty girl.
Then I suppo+se that gives yo+u even mo+re time fo+r alternative fo+rms o+f self care. Even if the wo+rk is enjo+yable, be certain yo+u do+n't o+verdo+ yo+urself. It'd be a shame fo+r a stro+ng wo+man to+ wear herself thin.
ok i am sold on layin out a firm divvision betwween this cronus guy and the rest of us sensible jagged horned gentlemen
anyway goodnight gorgeous gorgeous ladies and to the rest of ya bye or whatever
✿ w𖥧𖧧h𖥧n 𖧧he c❦nf𖥧nes ❦f a l❦ng-l𖥧ved sequ❦𖥧a ✿
:33< im the realest cat in town so real im fake
It Is Literally So Easy To Collect Sycophants In Chittr. You Just Have To Be A Hot Girl And Then You Get Funny Ass Boys Following Your Every Word
|< tis compl€t€ly l€gal and thus p€rf€ctly fin€.
> "keep the hem0spectrum debates 0ff th1s s1te" val1d and understandable but als0 1 ra1se y0u "1t's funny t0 watch the f1sh f1ght"
:33< clawngradmewlations all of my furiends~ :33< pawblic relations is getting a cleanse!