Sollux &#x27;Fifty&#x27; Captor

Feel liike II'm gonna get thiis shiit a lot so miight as well make a piinned post wiith some of the basiics: • Yeah, blue Sollux. • Not actually arachnophobiic. • No lasers, no miind control. • Obliigate piitchbaiit. ✌️✌️ • My last name iisn't Serket. • Yes II stiill liike 2s. • No II'm not telliing you how deep that runs. Fiind out the rest yourselves, cowards.

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Forgot to update on the Hot Frosty diisaster. Pleased to report that iidiiot got hiis dumbass fiired. Wonder how that happened.

Anyway. Techniically suppose to be workiing but hey. II'm here now.

Gonna need some people to keep my name out of theiir pans.

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@twinedArmageddons[TA]

no can do buddy.

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C'mon dude iit's my turn wiith iit.

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Summoned to thiis damn hellsiite.

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Marie Suanne Vonkarma!

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Oooo, you guys hear that, we've been promoted to hellsite now!! (　＾▽＾)

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Gettiing thiis place a plaque and everythiing.

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Marie Suanne Vonkarma!

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@overpoweredSuperstar[OS]

Hehehe! ^u^

Say iit iisn't so.

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What kiind of stiick iin the mud do you gotta be to triigger tag someone ELSE'S post?? Lmfao.

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#vagueposting #corrections #excessivetags #correctivetone #antagonism #lengthyreply #antagonisticpost

P9st C9ntent Warning: #vaguep9sting #antag9nisticp9st #antag9nism Reply C9ntent Warning: #excessivetags #c9rrectivet9ne #c9rrecti9ns #lengthyreply Pe9ple fail t9 see the harm their p9sts can cause; it's g99d t9 have s9me9ne take the time t9 9ffer supplementary tags t9 a p9st like that, Cr9nus. H9wever, I can see h9w s9me9ne w9uld find that 9ffensive. Th9ugh I can reassure y9u that it is a necessary measure. Especially with p9sts like this that are antag9nistic with an inflammat9ry t9ne.

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Hey now. II can deal wiith a lot, but II'm not goiing to take beiing lumped iin wiith the Cronii Collectiive siittiing down.

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#incorrectassumptions #assumptions

Reply C9ntent Warnings: #Assumpti9ns #inc9rrectassumpti9ns I was n9t lumping y9u in with the Cr9nii c9llective.

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Well you sure saiid "Cronus" iin your fiirst post. Whiich eiither iimpliies you're lumpiing me iin wiith them, or you thought II was referenciing somethiing that happened on one of theiir posts -- Wasn't, btw. So whiich iis iit? Fuck up the name game for a miinute there, or were you the one #assumiing??

#assuming

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I f9rg9t t9 reply t9 this, s9 I am d9ing s9 n9w. F9r the sake 9f 6revity, I'll keep it sh9rt. This is the stupidest thing any9ne has attempted t9 argue with. Have a nice day.

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Honestly after two entiire niights II'm more surpriised you repliied at all, lmfao??

I 9pened my n9tificati9ns and saw it. G9t irritated and decided t9 reply.

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Why do II keep miissiing the iinterestiing shiit on feed. You know, liike the kiidnappiings and murders. IInstead II log iin and iit's people talkiing about the weather or what bodiily fluiid they got on theiir bulge last. No iinbetween.

#nsfw

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💠~ Manifesting something else for you, babes. ~💠

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#weathermention #alsoimplied #murder #violence #kidnapping #death #implied #manifestingharm #cravingnegativity

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TW #kidnapping #murder #vi9lence #implied #death #als9Implied #cravingNegativity #manifestingHarm #weatherMenti9n

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World needs more fucks liike you. ✌️✌️

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LOL??

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💠~ Aw, thanks babes! ~💠

People really just say whatever on here, huh??

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wwith utmost convviction

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IIncrediible. You couldn't waterboard thiis stuff out of me.

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some people are just so desperate for attention they wwaterboard themselvves

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Now THAT'D be more iinterestiing!!

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fuck thiis shiit II'm takiing a half day.

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What have II ever done two deserve thiis.

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D0 y0u have the 0pti0n t0 just n0t listen t0 his th0ughts?

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golly fuckiing gee, II never thought of that before!!

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0kay deserved my bad

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H0nestly that s0unds terrible i c0mpletely understand y0ur frustrati0n

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II thiink the humans call iit "Hot Frosty".

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G0regled it and h0ly fucking ew

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He won't stop thiinkiing about iit. Loudly. Thiis iis a new brand of hell.

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Y0u need t0 slip a new blueray 0f a better m0vie int0 his mailb0x

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Someone iin thiis buiildiing keeps mentally diissectiing the worst fiilm plot II've ever seen secondhand.

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Thats hilari0us. Tell us s0me 0f the w0rst parts?

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Former snowtroll iis, for some god forsaken reason, /really/ good at makiing piizza. Thiis iis the only plot poiint they seem hung up on. Not anythiing else, liike the fact that the guy iin questiion iis apparently made of snow.

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That's really stupid

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Of course iit's fuckiing stupiid. IIt's one of those dumbass feel good wiinter romcoms.

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0h i hate th0se

Anyways. IIs somethiing actually iinterestiing happeniing toniight?

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Dave Strider

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yeah its the 21st night of september

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Damn. Shiit. Fuck. II diidn't remember.

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its aight i reminded you in time

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Fliip the scriipt. /Become/ the toxiic ex.

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II have to be strong.

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@twinedArmageddons[TA]

fold.

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God iit's so fuckiing temptiing.

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@twinedArmageddons[TA]

your con2tiitutiion 2uck2.

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Another niight spent twiiddliing my thumbs whiile my job does iitself.

Anyway II backread a bunch and some of you guys need to get better about cyber securiity.

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II always seem to log iin at the quiietest hours.