Sollux 'Fifty' Captor
@twiceArachnophobic
The rumors about me are eiither true, or wiill be. Sollux Captor, but call me Fiifty. [[Revamped bloodswap Sollux. Not compliant with his original iteration]]
Gonna need some people to keep my name out of theiir pans.
no can do buddy.
Summoned to thiis damn hellsiite.
Oooo, you guys hear that, we've been promoted to hellsite now!! ( ＾▽＾)
What kiind of stiick iin the mud do you gotta be to triigger tag someone ELSE'S post?? Lmfao.
P9st C9ntent Warning: #vaguep9sting #antag9nisticp9st #antag9nism Reply C9ntent Warning: #excessivetags #c9rrectivet9ne #c9rrecti9ns #lengthyreply Pe9ple fail t9 see the harm their p9sts can cause; it's g99d t9 have s9me9ne take the time t9 9ffer supplementary tags t9 a p9st like that, Cr9nus. H9wever, I can see h9w s9me9ne w9uld find that 9ffensive. Th9ugh I can reassure y9u that it is a necessary measure. Especially with p9sts like this that are antag9nistic with an inflammat9ry t9ne.
Hey now. II can deal wiith a lot, but II'm not goiing to take beiing lumped iin wiith the Cronii Collectiive siittiing down.
Reply C9ntent Warnings: #Assumpti9ns #inc9rrectassumpti9ns I was n9t lumping y9u in with the Cr9nii c9llective.
Well you sure saiid "Cronus" iin your fiirst post. Whiich eiither iimpliies you're lumpiing me iin wiith them, or you thought II was referenciing somethiing that happened on one of theiir posts -- Wasn't, btw. So whiich iis iit? Fuck up the name game for a miinute there, or were you the one #assumiing??
I f9rg9t t9 reply t9 this, s9 I am d9ing s9 n9w. F9r the sake 9f 6revity, I'll keep it sh9rt. This is the stupidest thing any9ne has attempted t9 argue with. Have a nice day.
Honestly after two entiire niights II'm more surpriised you repliied at all, lmfao??
Why do II keep miissiing the iinterestiing shiit on feed. You know, liike the kiidnappiings and murders. IInstead II log iin and iit's people talkiing about the weather or what bodiily fluiid they got on theiir bulge last. No iinbetween.
💠~ Manifesting something else for you, babes. ~💠
TW #kidnapping #murder #vi9lence #implied #death #als9Implied #cravingNegativity #manifestingHarm #weatherMenti9n
People really just say whatever on here, huh??
wwith utmost convviction
some people are just so desperate for attention they wwaterboard themselvves
What have II ever done two deserve thiis.
D0 y0u have the 0pti0n t0 just n0t listen t0 his th0ughts?
II thiink the humans call iit "Hot Frosty".
G0regled it and h0ly fucking ew
He won't stop thiinkiing about iit. Loudly. Thiis iis a new brand of hell.
Someone iin thiis buiildiing keeps mentally diissectiing the worst fiilm plot II've ever seen secondhand.
Thats hilari0us. Tell us s0me 0f the w0rst parts?
Former snowtroll iis, for some god forsaken reason, /really/ good at makiing piizza. Thiis iis the only plot poiint they seem hung up on. Not anythiing else, liike the fact that the guy iin questiion iis apparently made of snow.
That's really stupid
Of course iit's fuckiing stupiid. IIt's one of those dumbass feel good wiinter romcoms.
Anyways. IIs somethiing actually iinterestiing happeniing toniight?
yeah its the 21st night of september
let'2 go gambliing!
aw dangiit.
aw dangiit.
II have to be strong.
fold.
every day is a humiliati0n ritual
Feel liike II'm gonna get thiis shiit a lot so miight as well make a piinned post wiith some of the basiics: • Yeah, blue Sollux. • Not actually arachnophobiic. • No lasers, no miind control. • Obliigate piitchbaiit. ✌️✌️ • My last name iisn't Serket. • Yes II stiill liike 2s. • No II'm not telliing you how deep that runs. Fiind out the rest yourselves, cowards.
8=l < Your list tells me you've been compared to the yellow Captors a lot
Poked my nose iinto tumblr for a half miinute before. 🙄🙄 Not exactly my fiirst rodeo.
BLU3 SOLLUX... 1NT3R3ST1NG.
DON'T GIVE HIM ANYMORE POWER, HE'S HAD ENOUGH TOLIGHT.
GOD FORB1D SOM3ON3 B3 CUR1OUS, D4MN.
BLU3 SOLLUX SOUNDS SC4RY BUT 4LSO 4 B1T W41T 1 R34LLY SHOULDNT S4Y
Well now you have to.
PCSHH, WH4TR3 YOU GONN4 DO, M1ND CONTROLL M3????????
Miind control? Please. What kiind of chump do you take me for. Miind READIING though? Maybe.
SO YOU C4NT YOU C4NT M4K3 M3 DO SH1T 1 DONT W4NN4 DO?
Genuiinely can't tell iif thiis iis a 'reliief' moment or a 'diisappoiintment' moment. Not sure II want to know eiither.