Sollux 'Fifty' Captor
@twiceArachnophobic
The rumors about me are eiither true, or wiill be. Sollux Captor, but call me Fiifty. [[Revamped bloodswap Sollux. Not compliant with his original iteration]]
Forgot to update on the Hot Frosty diisaster. Pleased to report that iidiiot got hiis dumbass fiired. Wonder how that happened.
Anyway. Techniically suppose to be workiing but hey. II'm here now.
Gonna need some people to keep my name out of theiir pans.
Summoned to thiis damn hellsiite.
What kiind of stiick iin the mud do you gotta be to triigger tag someone ELSE'S post?? Lmfao.
P9st C9ntent Warning: #vaguep9sting #antag9nisticp9st #antag9nism Reply C9ntent Warning: #excessivetags #c9rrectivet9ne #c9rrecti9ns #lengthyreply Pe9ple fail t9 see the harm their p9sts can cause; it's g99d t9 have s9me9ne take the time t9 9ffer supplementary tags t9 a p9st like that, Cr9nus. H9wever, I can see h9w s9me9ne w9uld find that 9ffensive. Th9ugh I can reassure y9u that it is a necessary measure. Especially with p9sts like this that are antag9nistic with an inflammat9ry t9ne.
Hey now. II can deal wiith a lot, but II'm not goiing to take beiing lumped iin wiith the Cronii Collectiive siittiing down.
Reply C9ntent Warnings: #Assumpti9ns #inc9rrectassumpti9ns I was n9t lumping y9u in with the Cr9nii c9llective.
Well you sure saiid "Cronus" iin your fiirst post. Whiich eiither iimpliies you're lumpiing me iin wiith them, or you thought II was referenciing somethiing that happened on one of theiir posts -- Wasn't, btw. So whiich iis iit? Fuck up the name game for a miinute there, or were you the one #assumiing??
I f9rg9t t9 reply t9 this, s9 I am d9ing s9 n9w. F9r the sake 9f 6revity, I'll keep it sh9rt. This is the stupidest thing any9ne has attempted t9 argue with. Have a nice day.
Honestly after two entiire niights II'm more surpriised you repliied at all, lmfao??
I 9pened my n9tificati9ns and saw it. G9t irritated and decided t9 reply.
Why do II keep miissiing the iinterestiing shiit on feed. You know, liike the kiidnappiings and murders. IInstead II log iin and iit's people talkiing about the weather or what bodiily fluiid they got on theiir bulge last. No iinbetween.
TW #kidnapping #murder #vi9lence #implied #death #als9Implied #cravingNegativity #manifestingHarm #weatherMenti9n
People really just say whatever on here, huh??
some people are just so desperate for attention they wwaterboard themselvves
fuck thiis shiit II'm takiing a half day.
What have II ever done two deserve thiis.
D0 y0u have the 0pti0n t0 just n0t listen t0 his th0ughts?
H0nestly that s0unds terrible i c0mpletely understand y0ur frustrati0n
II thiink the humans call iit "Hot Frosty".
He won't stop thiinkiing about iit. Loudly. Thiis iis a new brand of hell.
Y0u need t0 slip a new blueray 0f a better m0vie int0 his mailb0x
Someone iin thiis buiildiing keeps mentally diissectiing the worst fiilm plot II've ever seen secondhand.
Former snowtroll iis, for some god forsaken reason, /really/ good at makiing piizza. Thiis iis the only plot poiint they seem hung up on. Not anythiing else, liike the fact that the guy iin questiion iis apparently made of snow.
Of course iit's fuckiing stupiid. IIt's one of those dumbass feel good wiinter romcoms.
Anyways. IIs somethiing actually iinterestiing happeniing toniight?
Fliip the scriipt. /Become/ the toxiic ex.
II have to be strong.
Another niight spent twiiddliing my thumbs whiile my job does iitself.
Anyway II backread a bunch and some of you guys need to get better about cyber securiity.
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II always seem to log iin at the quiietest hours.