KARKAT VANTAS
@geneticistCarcino
KEEP YOUR GRUBBY FUCKING PRONGS TO YOURSELF! I CANNOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE I *HAVE* TO DO THIS BUT MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER. BECAUSE SOMEONE CANNOT FUCKING READ. I'M A FUCKING WOMAN.
APPARENTLY I AM STILL AS WRATHFUL AS FUCKING EVER ACCORDING TO THIS CHART.
THIS IS WHY, I NEVER STARTED AN ASK BOX! TOO MANY FUCKING DEGENERATES ON THIS SITE WHO WANT TO TURN ME INTO SOME SORT OF SLUTTY VERSION OF MY SELF. WHEN I DO NOT WANT ANYTHING TO DO WITH THAT KIND OF SHIT. THE ONLY WAY ANYONE IS GOING TO SEE ME ACTING FOOLISH AND SLUTTY IS IF IT'S BY FORCE OR SOMEONE ELSE POSTS ON MY ACCOUNT. SO DON'T COUNT YOUR FUCKING LUCK THAT YOU'LL GET ANYTHING FROM ME DIRECTLY, GO DIE IF YOU THINK I'M GOING TO ALLOW YOU ALL TO SEE ME LIKE THAT.
II'm already dead.
THIS WAS NOT DIRECTED TOWARDS YOU SPECIFICALLY BULGESNIFFER.
oh that ii2 2ome funny 2hiit, excu2e me II am goiing two go laugh my2elf uncon2ciiou2
I FUCKED UP, I MAY HAVE BEEN A LITTLE TOO PISSY TOWARDS A RANDOM KURLOZ.
I DON'T DOUBT YOUR SICK MOVES, IT'S CALLED A 7'5 MIME WHO CAN TURN MOST TROLLS INTO COLORED PASTE WITHIN SECONDS.
wow ok you plan the worst sleepover activities unless that was an innuendo in which case wow you plan the worst sleepover activities but ok ill come over
meh ive fought worse probably like i cant remember an example but it feels like ive fought worse
I FEEL MORE PROTECTED ALREADY. THANKS FOR THE CONFIDENCE BOOST.
ok so is it a sleepover or not then
THANKS, WOULD YOU BELIEVE THEY WERE LAST MINUTE AND NOT ACTUALLY CONSIDERED A SLEEP OVER ACTIVITIE UNTIL MY LIFE WAS IN UTTER DANGER. ANYWAY, THAT WAS NOT MEANT TO BE AN INNUENDO MORE SO A BITCHY RESPONSE. THOUGH I CAN SEE WHY IT WOULD COME OFF THAT WAY.
IT IS NOW A SLEEP OVER, AT SOLLUX'S HIVE.
deets please
SENDING IT IN DMS.
ill bring the doritos
GLAD AT LEAST ONE OF MY VARIANTS IS HAPPY, GOOD FOR HIM.
IF YOU THINK I'M HURTING YOUR FEELINGS BUT AREN'T CRYING, I HAVEN'T DONE MY JOB.
YOU'RE FINE, I'M NOT PISSED AT YOU SPECIFICALLY.
A KURLOZ, THOUGH I THINK I'M MORE FEARFUL OF HIM.
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IT'S TOO LATE I'M A GONER. PLEASE TELL EVERYONE AT MY BURNING THAT, I HATED THEM.
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EITHER WORKS, THEY BOTH GET THE POINT ACROSS!
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I AM FULLY GOING TO REGRET ASKING, I AM A FEMALE HATCHED VERSION OF WHAT MOST TIMELINES CONSIDERED AS AN OFFSHOOT. SO WHY THE HELL DO THE MALE VERSION OF THE STRIDER VARIETY KEEP PESTERING ME? WHAT IS THE APPEAL IF OTHER VERSIONS OF ME EXIST! GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER. THIS IS NOT JUST THIS PLATFORM EXCLUSIVE EITHER, TO MAKE IT CLEAR. IT HAPPENS EVERYWHERE.
REAL ANSWER.
mines dead
WELL I'M SORRY FOR YOUR LOSS, IS THERE ANYTHING I CAN DO TO HELP?
stay being friends you were just wondering why striders pester you so much right
WELL OF COURSE WE CAN STAY BEING FRIENDS, I DON'T HATE YOU AS MUCH AS THE OTHER DAVES. YES, I WAS AND YOU GAVE ME A REAL ANSWER.
ill take that as high praise from you
WE CAN HANG OUT MORE, WHEN YOU'RE UP FOR IT THEN.
def feelin kind of bummed rn but dw about it maybe ill hit you up tomorrow or something?
SURE, IT WILL GET BETTER SOON.
thanks
PLAYING THE STUPID GAME CALLED *MINECRAFT* WITH @twinAmnesias IT'S ALREADY TERRIBLE. FOR CONTEXT HE WAS AFK AND I ACCIDENTALLY FUCKING HIT HIM WITH MY AXE.
II hope you know II am 2leepiing wiith an iiron 2hovel iin my hand from now on when playiing block game wiith you
IT WAS AN ACCIENT, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE.
YOU KNOW WHAT I CAN LIVE WITH THAT ARRANGEMENT.
okay. iin that ca2e II wiill not u2e one of our preciiou2 few diiamond2 two make a diiamond protectiion 2hovel, II tru2t you. thii2 tiime.
YOU WERE GOING TO USE *MY* DIAMONDS FOR YOUR SHOVEL, FUCK YOU CAPTOR! I AM SENDING YOU STRAIGHT TO MINECRAFT HELL AND I WILL WATCH YOU DANCE AS THE GHASTS BLAST YOU WITH FIRE BALLS, ONLY FOR YOUR SORRY ASS TO LAND INTO A LAVA PIT WITH NO HOPE OF SURVIVAL!
II'd have ab2olutely replaced iit, and iit would only have been one II've been two bu2y gettiing you cobble2tone for your project than 2eekiing diiamond2 tbf.
IF THAT'S THE CASE THEN I WILL ONLY RETRACT HALF THE STATEMENT OF YOU PERISHING IN LAVA.
don't worry, you'll get the chance two laugh at my dumb a22 when II perii2h iin lava by my own mean2, thii2 generally happen2 iif II want iit two or not.
WATCHING ZOOLANDER WAS ONE HELL OF A TRIP, I NEVER EXPECTED TO SEE EVERYTHING I DID IN THAT MOVIE. LET ALONE ENJOY SOME OF IT. IF THIS IS PEAK HUMAN COMEDY, THEN I DON'T THINK I WAN'T TO BE ASSOCIATED WITH WHOEVER DECIDED THAT. I WILL BE WATCHING THE SECOND MOVIE WITH NO EXPECTATIONS OF IT ACTUALLY BEING FUNNY. ANYWAY, THAT IS FOR ANOTHER LIGHT AND FUTURE ME TO GET PISSED AT.
man i blue steel it up all the time how are you just now watching that movie
ALRIGHT STRIDER, IF THAT'S THE CASE GO BECOME A MALE MODEL THEN TALK TO ME WHEN YOU PERFECT THE MAGNUM. I WAS BUSY NOT DYING AND GOING GODTIER TO CARE ABOUT WATCHING HUMAN MOVIES.
yeah but its been a while since then hasnt it anyway you say male model like its an insult im looking for a job now i think id nail that interview special skills you ask? how bout being hot and chill at the same time making you sweat with a single cool glance
@twinAmnesias I HATE YOU MORE THAN MOST SOLLUX ITERATIONS. #IHATEYOU #FUCKYOU
IF IT WEREN'T FOR THE FACT YOUR HANDLE HAS AMNESIA IN IT, I WOULD BE MORE SURPRISED AT YOU NOT KNOWING WHAT A BAD HABIT IS. DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT THOUGH BECAUSE I DON'T ACTUALLY PLAN ON MAKING ANY MORE BAD HABITS BESIDES YOU APPARENTLY.
iin that ca2e II am one hell of a bad habiit
YES THE FUCK YOU ARE AND I SHOULD THOROUGHLY HATE MYSELF FOR IT, IN THE MEANTIME WE NEED TO WATCH MORE MOVIES.
REALLY, THAT FUCKING MOVIE ARE YOU TRYING TO PISS ME OFF? BECAUSE IT'S WORKING.
AFTER SAYING THAT I WILL FUCKING KILL YOU.
I AM NOT WATCHING THAT STUPID MOVIE! ANYTHING ELSE!
I MIGHT JUST BE MORE ANGRY THAN MY USUAL DUE TO THE LACK OF SLEEP, CONSIDERING I CANNOT FUCKING SLEEP EVEN IN THE CUPE FOR MORE THAN FOUR FUCKING HOURS. IT'S PROBABLY WHY I KEEP BICKERING WITH EVERYONE. LOOK I WILL KEEP *TRYING* TO SLEEP BUT THAT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN FAST ENOUGH! NOTHING FUCKING WORKS BY THE WAY TELLING ME TO DRINK TEA OR OTHER HOLISTIC MEDICINAL BULLSHIT DOESN'T WORK, ALREADY TRIED IT.
WHY4R3NT YOU SL33P1NG >:?
I WANT TO SLEEP, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP. MY BODY HAS DECIDED IT DOESN'T WANT ME TO SLEEP! I WILL TRY AGAIN.
JUST DR1NK SOM3 D4YGO
UGH, I DO NOT WANT DAYGO OR FAYGO. I WILL LOG OFF AGAIN AND TRY TO SLEEP.
THE MURDERFOWL GOT ME, I'M NOW DEAD. I'M ACTUALLY FINE, I MADE YOU FUCKING LOOK.
I AM FEELING PARTICULARLY VIOLENT TOLIGHT, YOU CAN THANK THE BLUE FUCKING SOLLUX FOR THAT.
W★nn★ h★ve ★ picnic under the st★rs with me? [ROM★NTIC]
cOngrAtUlAtIOns tO thE lUcky wOmAn thIs Is tArgEtEd tO swOrdswOmAn sylInk! :) It Is A vEry clEAr nIght tOnIght AftEr All
I uh, it's not one in specific, ye★h.
IT'S SUDDENLY SO FUCKING PEACEFUL, WHAT HAPPENED? DID EVERYONE JUST COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TO ACT LESS LIKE FERAL LUSI! THIS IS ACTUALLY CALM, FUCK FOR ONCE I LIKE IT HERE.
ONLY FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF SLEEP, CULL ME AND THROW MY CORPSE OFF A FUCKING BEAST INTO A FLOODPLAIN.
I AM LOGGING OFF FOR A WHILE, BEFORE MY SPONGE DRIZZLES OUT OF MY HEAD. GOODLIGHT FOR REALS THIS TIME. I WILL BE BACK LATER TO ASSESS THE DAMAGE.
GOOD BYE.
gl dude.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TITTY TUESDAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE CALLING IT. MY SPHERES ARE NOT GOING TO BE SHOWN UNLESS SOMEONE RIPS MY SWEATER OFF MY BODY AND TAKES A DAMN PICTURE, NO THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO DO IT EITHER!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
what if i say motherfuckin please. :o)
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY SPHERES SO BADLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME OVER AND FUCKING ASK!
oh shit, really? :o0
SINCE I ALREADY HAVE ABOUT 4 FUCKING SOLLUX'S WANTING TO BE SUFFOCATED IN THEM, SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN LOOKING AT MY FUCKING SPHERES TOO!
sick :o)
I THINK I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL, GOODLIGHT EVERYONE. I WILL SEE YOU IN THERAPY! #DASHWATCHING
see you in your nightmares
YOU NEED TO GET BETTER AT OUR FRIENDSHIP, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER POST I HAVE BEEN ARGUING IN.
i can still see you in your nightmares if i want wouldnt it be fun
WOULD IT BE FUN? BURNING ALIVE IN LAVA OR JUST WATCHING EVERYONE WE HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT DIE BEFORE US OVER AND OVER AGAIN. OH WAIT MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I DIE ALONE. DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT WITH ME?
WATCHED SOLLUX GUZZLE DOWN A WHOLE GLASS OF MOONSHINE, LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
WHY DO I BOTHER EVEN TRYING TO HELP ANYONE! I SHOULD JUST LET THEM DIE.
I FORGOT I HAD AN ACCOUNT.