KARKAT VANTAS
@geneticistCarcino
KEEP YOUR GRUBBY FUCKING PRONGS TO YOURSELF! I CANNOT ACTUALLY BELIEVE I *HAVE* TO DO THIS BUT MY PRONOUNS ARE SHE/HER. BECAUSE SOMEONE CANNOT FUCKING READ. I'M A FUCKING WOMAN.
APPARENTLY I AM STILL AS WRATHFUL AS FUCKING EVER ACCORDING TO THIS CHART.
I MIGHT JUST BE MORE ANGRY THAN MY USUAL DUE TO THE LACK OF SLEEP, CONSIDERING I CANNOT FUCKING SLEEP EVEN IN THE CUPE FOR MORE THAN FOUR FUCKING HOURS. IT'S PROBABLY WHY I KEEP BICKERING WITH EVERYONE. LOOK I WILL KEEP *TRYING* TO SLEEP BUT THAT MIGHT NOT HAPPEN FAST ENOUGH! NOTHING FUCKING WORKS BY THE WAY TELLING ME TO DRINK TEA OR OTHER HOLISTIC MEDICINAL BULLSHIT DOESN'T WORK, ALREADY TRIED IT.
I WANT TO SLEEP, I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO SLEEP. MY BODY HAS DECIDED IT DOESN'T WANT ME TO SLEEP! I WILL TRY AGAIN.
UGH, I DO NOT WANT DAYGO OR FAYGO. I WILL LOG OFF AGAIN AND TRY TO SLEEP.
THE MURDERFOWL GOT ME, I'M NOW DEAD. I'M ACTUALLY FINE, I MADE YOU FUCKING LOOK.
I AM FEELING PARTICULARLY VIOLENT TOLIGHT, YOU CAN THANK THE BLUE FUCKING SOLLUX FOR THAT.
W★nn★ h★ve ★ picnic under the st★rs with me? [ROM★NTIC]
cOngrAtUlAtIOns tO thE lUcky wOmAn thIs Is tArgEtEd tO swOrdswOmAn sylInk! :) It Is A vEry clEAr nIght tOnIght AftEr All
I uh, it's not one in specific, ye★h.
IT'S SUDDENLY SO FUCKING PEACEFUL, WHAT HAPPENED? DID EVERYONE JUST COLLECTIVELY DECIDE TO ACT LESS LIKE FERAL LUSI! THIS IS ACTUALLY CALM, FUCK FOR ONCE I LIKE IT HERE.
ONLY FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF SLEEP, CULL ME AND THROW MY CORPSE OFF A FUCKING BEAST INTO A FLOODPLAIN.
I AM LOGGING OFF FOR A WHILE, BEFORE MY SPONGE DRIZZLES OUT OF MY HEAD. GOODLIGHT FOR REALS THIS TIME. I WILL BE BACK LATER TO ASSESS THE DAMAGE.
GOOD BYE.
gl dude.
I DON'T CARE IF IT'S TITTY TUESDAY OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU'RE CALLING IT. MY SPHERES ARE NOT GOING TO BE SHOWN UNLESS SOMEONE RIPS MY SWEATER OFF MY BODY AND TAKES A DAMN PICTURE, NO THIS IS NOT AN INVITATION TO DO IT EITHER!
GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!
what if i say motherfuckin please. :o)
WHY DO YOU WANT TO SEE MY SPHERES SO BADLY, ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS COME OVER AND FUCKING ASK!
oh shit, really? :o0
SINCE I ALREADY HAVE ABOUT 4 FUCKING SOLLUX'S WANTING TO BE SUFFOCATED IN THEM, SURE WHY THE FUCK NOT. YOU CAN PARTICIPATE IN LOOKING AT MY FUCKING SPHERES TOO!
sick :o)
I THINK I HAVE NOW SEEN IT ALL, GOODLIGHT EVERYONE. I WILL SEE YOU IN THERAPY! #DASHWATCHING
see you in your nightmares
YOU NEED TO GET BETTER AT OUR FRIENDSHIP, I WAS TALKING ABOUT THE OTHER POST I HAVE BEEN ARGUING IN.
i can still see you in your nightmares if i want wouldnt it be fun
WOULD IT BE FUN? BURNING ALIVE IN LAVA OR JUST WATCHING EVERYONE WE HAVE EVER CARED ABOUT DIE BEFORE US OVER AND OVER AGAIN. OH WAIT MY FAVORITE IS WHEN I DIE ALONE. DO YOU WANT TO EXPERIENCE THAT WITH ME?
WATCHED SOLLUX GUZZLE DOWN A WHOLE GLASS OF MOONSHINE, LIKE A FUCKING IDIOT.
WHY DO I BOTHER EVEN TRYING TO HELP ANYONE! I SHOULD JUST LET THEM DIE.
I FORGOT I HAD AN ACCOUNT.
NOW EVERYONE CAN SEE MY SUFFERING.
#mysuffering
#MYSUFFERING
EVEN ASLEEP I CAN STILL ACCESS THIS HORRENDOUS SITE. LUCKY FUCKING ME.
SO YOU'RE NOT STUCK ON JADES PLANET ANYMORE? THAT'S GOOD AT LEAST.
i can get back if i want but yeah im not stuck anywhere now
WELL AT LEAST YOU HAVE OTHER THINGS TO DO BESIDES GETTING STRUCK BY LIGHTNING THEN.
yeah i tried going swimming warlier but remembered i cant swim so that was an experience
YOU DROWNED, DIDN'T YOU. LOOK IF YOU WANT TO HANG OUT AND ACTUALLY DO STUFF YOU CAN JUST ASK, I'M ASLEEP RIGHT NOW SO IT WORKS OUT.
i didnt DROWN i know how to float on my back at least its called flying upside down do you know how to swim
I KNOW HOW TO SWIM, I JUST DON'T GO SWIMMING.
lets go swimming by which i mean can you teach me how to swim
ALRIGHT, ON ONE CONDITION DO NOT TAKE PICTURES OF ME, I WILL DROWN YOU. ANYWAY, I'LL TEACH YOU HOW TO SWIM.
sick ill find you and then we can find the place again also recently found out the ocean kicks ass
THESE SO CALLED MURDERERS DON'T SEEM VERY SMART, IF THEY ARE ALREADY FUCKING UP BY APOLOGIZING ON THE PERSONS ACCOUNT WHOSE FUCKING DEAD AND OPENING UP A Q&A.
They were already fucked. This is them begging for their lives.
I KNOW, IT'S JUST REALLY STUPID.
IF I GET ANOTHER BIOLOGY LESSON ABOUT SNAILS, I'M ACTIVELY GOING TO GIVE A NEW UNIVERSE CANCER ON PURPOSE.
snails arent related to slugs
THAT'S IT I'M DOING IT, I'M GIVING A NEW UNIVERSE CANCER ON PURPOSE.
technically you could see that one as slug biology
I NEVER WANT TO KNOW WHATS GOING ON EVER, THANKS.
I HAD TO DO SOMETHING, APOLOGIES. ANYWAY, I GUESS I'LL SMACK MY HEAD INTO THE CLOSEST WALL AS HARD AS I CAN AND PASS OUT. SEE YOU SOON I GUESS.
you need to find a better method i stg youre going to show up here sometime with actual literal brain damage
IT WILL BE FINE, I'M FINE. DO YOU WANT ME TO GUZZLE A BOTTLE OF DAYQUIL OR SOME SHIT.
ive done that and nyquil works better if youre trying to kill yourself its cool yknow i can wait till you just go to bed if the alternative is you risking death in various ways i dont wanna play aradia walking you through your death realization when what we planned was walking you through like the wilds of frog planet or something
I WAS BEING DRAMATIC DAVE, I DON'T PLAN ON DYING ANY TIME SOON AND PLUS I CAN'T FUCKING DIE UNLESS IT'S JUST OR HEROIC. ANYWAY, I'LL SEE YOU SOON ANYWAY CONSIDERING I MIGHT TAKE A NAP.
jury is still out on whether stupidity is a just death thats all
UNLIKE YOU, I WON'T BE THROWING MYSELF TO THE HOWLBEASTS JUST YET.
already dead i can have as much nyquil as i want pour that poison on my pancakes
I AM GOING TO BE HONEST THAT SOUNDS DISGUISTING, I AM NOT POURING THAT ONTO PANCAKES.
i didnt say i wan gonna eat em ill get two stacks
WELL I'M DONE WITH ROBLOX FOR TOLIGHT. I HAD SOME FUN DESPITE IT CLEARLY, HAVING A VENDETTA AGAINST ME FROM THE VERY BEGGINING ONLY TO CAUSE ME CONSISTANT BALDNESS AND RELENTLESS IRRITATION. WILL PLAY IT AGAIN EVEN THOUGH I HATE IT WITH AN IMMENSE PASSION RIGHT NOW, GOODLIGHT EVERYONE.
THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT, FIRST OF ALL IT KEEPS MAKING ME BALD FOR NO FUCKING REASON, SECOND OF ALL I SHOT THIS PERSON POINT BLANK IN THE FUCKING FACE AND THEY STILL DID NOT DIE.
IT'S PROBABLY FOR THE BEST I'M MUTE IN ROBLOX, THE AMOUNT OF RAGE I FEEL RIGHT NOW IS UNFATHOMABLE.