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you can at lea2t make iit really fuckiing funny a2 2hiit wiith your own choiice of character2...
becau2e II am fuckiing bored and need a challenge. II mean II know all the character'2 combo2, weakne22e2, and 2trength2, 2o 2urprii2e me wiith 2omethiing na2ty and unfaiir iif you wii2h.
okay 2o.. 2treetfiighter IIII?
but my drape2 are functiional. yeah whatever II cant get you two 2hut up anyway, and that'2 wiith your 2piine and 2hiit iintact
yeah yeah 2hut up and get down here you'll be fiine II've calculated the breakage of your 2piine at 2omewhere le22 than 0.02%
kk get the fuck down from there the bee2 wont fuckiing 2tiing you or me get the fuck down here now we have unfiinii2hed bu2iine22
oh for fuck 2ake II wa2n't talkiing about you, you diidn't declare fuckiing war agaiin2t my draperiie2, actual fuckiing war...
Ju2t met the Eriidan 0f my tiimeliine and II’m n0t a fan. II’m g0nna pretend that II never met the guy.
I have more money than you think a crusty dusty rusty ought to have, and genuinely I do not even do anything with it.
Reasonable have a nice night
It is cute that the binary keeps your quirk functional in translation
01010011 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100101 01100011 01101000 00100000 01010011 01100011 01110010 01100101 01100101 01100011 01101000 00101110 00100000 01000110 01101100 01100001 01110000 01110011 00100000 01101101 01111001 00100000 01110111 01101001 01101110 01100111 01110011 00101110
It's interesting just how much you can loathe a person you've never met.
I uh, it's not one in specific, ye★h.
aw hell nah theyre getting trolls pregnant on here #cw-pregnancy
sick :o)
GENERALLY I THINK THE IDEA OF ME HAVING A BADGE SPECIFICALLY IS STUPID. I'M NEVER ON HERE. I DON'T HAVE THE CHITTR CLOUT TO BE BRANDISHING MYSELF WITH A SILLY LITTLE PICTURE AND ACTING LIKE I'M PART OF THE CREW. THAT BEING SAID. THIS ONE WAS LITERALLY MADE FOR THE KARKAT FRONT. SO I'LL MAKE AN EXCEPTION.
Thank god I've never shared too much of my love for the cosmic and otherwordly here.
so fair it was just reallie funnie as an outside observer to see the instant 180
thanks for trying tw0 help me last night.
so this is ab0ut The Incident recently. longtime fans will kn0w i was diagnosed with bip0lar disorder when i was y0ung. i only went tw0 that docterr0r a few times, since i was busy coding the end 0f the world and sacrificing my life f0r my friends multiple times and shit, so ive been missing critical inf0rmation f0r a while now. im a l0t happier n0wanights, but the m0od swings have continued tw0 be little bitches nonetheless. turns 0ut tho, my assumpti0n that those were fr0m the bd was wrong. th0se are a COMPLETELY DIFFERENT ISSUE and have n0thing two d0 with it! you kn0w what bd does? well the depressi0n is pretty obvi0us and some may recall me recently learning what a "manic epis0de" is. so funny st0ry! it can also give y0u fucking PSYCHOTIC DELUSI0NS where you hallucinate shit that isnt there. like, say, *l0ud noises and bright lights*. and as y0u can imagine, thats pretty confusing for a guy wh0 ACTUALLY HAS heard voices in his head bef0re. so i was having a mental breakd0wn where i thought my wh0le post-game life was fake, and instead 0f spending time with my loved 0nes, i liveposted the wh0le thing on glubbing chittr. and then passed 0ut in my closet. s0rry my journal factw0ry exploded, yall. we g0od n0w, im with ff and im going tw0 talk two a new d0cterror ab0ut this.
but *kk*. 0n0 i had a whole-ass psych0tic break where i thought i was g0ing two wake back up 0n the meteor. i need my alt-timeline best friend and her chest here with me.
yeah iif you're iin a puddle of coolant fuckiing driinkiing iit he'2 /goiing/ two have a problem wiith that ju2t be on the floor liike a normal captor.
aight but you G0T two let me get next. kk with SPHERES? i never imagined that was p0ssible.
you would have fuckiing 2een iit anyway, 2o why not cut out the exploratory pha2e?
next tiime II challenge you two piick a more accurate meme two my liiviing condiitiion2.
II have awakened from beiing 2uffocated, and II for one wa2 happy not two 2ee the da2h for 2o long.
fiine then, may II 2uffocate my2elf iinto your rumble2phere2 two avoiid viiewiing chiittr, perhap2 after the next moviie?
II wii2h II could have a niice lovely paiir of rumble 2phere2 riight now two 2uffocate iin2iide of and pa22 out due two oxygen depriivatiion wiith. that way II don't have two keep lookiing at the da2hboard. #n2fw
II would have no 2uch rea2on two deny watchiing 2uch a thiing wiith you. IIt wa2 a good palate clean2er after the la2t few moviie viillaiin2 we 2uffered through really, and II mean truly and really out2tayed theiir welcome and wouldn't ju2t go away.
I truly miss my hair like this. (#Substances) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fe636f963c84.png
No!!!!!! fuckiing no!!!!!!!!!!!! wtf!!!!!!!!!!!
おー、どういうことか分かったよ。 今夜、二人はエッチできるといいね。
ugh too bright mm thanks i guess yeah
⦓ No problem! Don't worry, it's normal to help out a friend, and Dave clearly needed a hand here, so you don't owe me anything! ⦔
thank2? no one ha2 taken iintere2t iin my liiviing condiitiion2 iin quiite 2ome tiime. we 2hall have two hang out under better ciircum2tance2.
all the water wa2 replaced by coolant iin thii2 hiive. there miight be 2ome water iin the friidge though
⦓ Oof. Moving someone around with this much distance between us is actually quite tiring! But I think very worthwhile in this case! ⦔
⦓ Want a hand with that? I think I could move you there too if you don't mind the unsettling feeling of being watched! Or you can do it the regular way. ⦔
Remember to ask for help when you need it! You got this, champ! #DadTips #Encouragement
can you do it somewwhere the fuck else
wwhat the fuck
a2 long a2 II get two 2ee a dave 2truck by liightniing and fiind out the re2ult2 of thii2 2aiid experiiment po2iitiive or not ii wiill be amu2ed more 2o than other niight2.
i am the master of my actions yes
II know II wa2 not a2ked, but yiieldiing a niice piiece of electroconductiive metal toward2 the 2ky iin a threateniing manor 2eem2 two help two youre welcome
Hey, no worries. If you ever want a movie partner, I'm usually free.
Alright. My personal favorite is a new one, admittedly. It is called Obsession. Then, of course, Vampyr (1932) is a good one. Rosemary's Baby, The Boy, It Follows, all good ones. If you want a shitty one, Mirrors is good for a hate watch.
One thiing II have learned beiing here, no one actually 2eem2 capable of fuckiing readiing profiile2 or biio2, or readiing iin general actually
How is everyone's night going? Me, personally, I am enjoying a nice glass of wine and a cigarette. #Substances
sorry 2 tell u this but ur lady and i r running off at dawn 2 become outlaws together
a2 iit happen2. 2orry about commandeeriing that. 2ay ii'll make 2ome popcorn, do you want two 2ee what happen2 when a dave ii2 2truck by liightniing?
alwways some ugly bitch wwith dyed hair talkin about her erect nipples on the tl wwhat happened to havvin convversations do folks still do that or has the paradigm shifted to flickin each other in the rock hard teats as a form a greetin troll hegel wwarned us about this #suggestivve
:33 < hewwo i am pawfficially coming back furrom my hiatus this w33k! :33 < apawlogies fur my absence efurryone!
iikr iif you know anyone who'2 got eye bleach my fuckiing 2upply ha2 been out for cycle2 now
yeah welcome two the club. ii got a portable welder iif you want two 2lam any of tho2e fucker2 2hut.
DON'T LOOK AT ME 𓂃۶ৎ [ Little teaser of a new thing I wanna do called "History with Vilegirl." https://file.garden/ZaNs35zqMBk7KeGf/seme.png ]
R3M3MB3R! 4NYTH1NG YOU S4Y C4N 4ND /W1LL/ B3 US3D 4G41NST YOU 1N TH3 COURT OF L4W.
you sure we cool?
why ii2 thii2 platform fiilled wiith 2o many u2ele22 and completely maniipulable te2t2 anyway? 99% of the tiime the an2wer2 don't even match whatever uniiver2e they were 2uppo2edly 2hat from.
WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS CHUD BULLSHIT? "FRIENDZONED"?! WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED, DID YOUR BRAIN DEVOLVE BACK INTO A FOUR SWEEP OLD WITH A CHIP ON HIS SHOULDER THAT THE GIRL HE LIKES WON'T KISS HIM? THIS IS BY FAR THE MOST PATHETIC SHIT I'VE SEEN TODAY AND I'VE SEEN PEOPLE POSTING A TEST CONFIRMING WHICH SHITTY MEME FACE THEY ARE. GET A FUCKING GRIP YOU SLACK JAWED MOUTH BREATHER BEFORE YOU BREATH YOUR STUPID ON THE REST OF US.
dont gotta take a test to kno im nefarious
striders need 2 become better at keeping their heads on their bodies frankly
I'M CHITTING THIS UNDER COERCION OF @gutsyGumshoe, CEO OF CROCKERCORP. THIS IS A POLITICAL MOVE TO PAINT ME AS A VILLAIN UNDER THREAT OF LIBEL. THIS MEANS NOTHING. I HATE YOU. BLUH.
No, you do not wish to obtain such knowledge.
Celebrating the natioonal hooliday oof being pissed the fuck ooff
I WATCHED THE ODYSSEY TODAY. LET’S SET THE SCENE. PICTURE ME, IN MY CINEMA SUNDAY BEST. A COMFORTABLE YET SENSIBLE JUMPER, ELASTIC WAISTBAND SWEATS, MINI BLANKET BECAUSE THE CINEMA IS COLD AS SHIT. FRONT OF THE PREMIER SECTION, *NOT* THE FRONT ROW, WHAT DO I LOOK LIKE, A WET BAG OF HUMAN HORSE SHIT TO THE FACE? ANYWAY. THERE I AM. PANTS-CLAD AND LOVING IT. IF SMUG WAS A MOTORCYCLE, IT JUST JUMPED OVER A FUCKING CANYON WITH A BIG GIANT RAINBOW FLAG ATTACHED TO THE BACK. PLUS CANNONS AND FIREWORKS. A BIG BUCKET OF KERNELSPLOSIONS *WITH CHURNED DAIRY PRODUCT* IN MY RIGHT HAND, CRUEL-AID BOTTLE THE SIZE OF MY FACE IN THE OTHER. SEAT F-15, FEELING LIKE A GODDAMN FIGHTER JET ABOUT TO RELEASE MAYHEM ON A MOTHERFUCKER. THREE HOURS OF PURE. FUCKING. CINEMATIC REALNESS. HUMAN CHRISTOPHER NOLAN. YOU HAVE DONE IT AGAIN. MOVIE REVIEW INBOUND THIS WEEK, BECAUSE I HAVE WORDS. LOTS OF THEM. BUT RIGHT NOW I’VE HAD TO ROLL MYSELF OUT OF THIS THEATRE AND BACK HOME BECAUSE I FINISHED AN ENTIRE BUCKET OF KERNELSPLOSIONS BY MYSELF.
it’s fiiine it’s fine take my prong I’ll take you to the mediculler
smart move
[|||] weeelp better safe than deeead i gueeess, stay aliiive alriiight???
always good to get the shot
yeah I gotta get those every sweep of so
:33 < *ac does a backflip* :33 < there mew go
:33 < *ac does another*
:33 < sorry fur the depurressing chitts today :33 < gotta get my silly up again
Routine for logging onto Chittr f8r the first time since yesterd8y: Scroll d8wn until you see s8mething that m8kes you want to puke. Go 8ack to the top. Try ag8in.
*there.
:33 < mewr right. i must stay to my purrd :33 < *bites herself* :33 < meowch!!
She was reassured there will be no consequences, although she was thoroughly embarrassed. I am happy to report she returned to work today and did an excellent job as always. (Also, I am the current President.)
An intern once sent an email out to my entire staff that asked them to "make sure you have your dicks ready." Decks. She meant decks. As in, have your cards prepared ahead of time. This was yesterday. I assure you, it is alright. These things happen.
IT'S NOT CREEPY TO RE-READ THE ROLEPLAY YOU HAD TODAY OR ANYDAY OF THE DAY, IT'S JUST MEANS THAT SHIT SMACKED GOOD.
HOW IT FEELS BEING APART OF A ROLEPLAY OR ANYTHING EVER.
i thought y0u meant like seeing a cringe-ass post 0r smth and i jumped in due two my actually being psychic. i guess.
ok evidently i need tw0 pin a post ab0ut this or s0mething because it keeps not being clear. yes i am pitch with my kk, theref0re i have pitch feelings for any and all kks. but als0 cant it be both? we give each 0ther shit all the time, its fun.
c< pitcH #yearNiNg >c
YOU KNOW, I WISH HE’D MISS ME AS MUCH AS I MISS HIM. BUT THATS SOMETHING YOU WOULD ONLY SEE IN A ROMCOM OR A DRAMA ROM MOVIE, AINNIT?
yeah i mean i manage well enough. building sweet guns and shit
oh u r right they should
Girls will liter8lly just kill you.
:33 < i wanna cuddle!! :33 and mewr supurr warm!!
Tres leches, yucca fries, cole slaw.
puppy want a treat. puppy want a fucking break from it all.
:33 < do a flip
:33 < yay!!
:33 < can i lay down with mew? i like naps :33
:33 < thats fair it can get purrty old sometimes :PP :33 < i try to k33p it interesting but mew know the horny stuff is sorta part of the brand #suggestive
There's one that just runs a movie club. Nothing insane about him other than the regular Karkat-ness.
i hate when you say shit like that. fine, im backing 0ff. no kk b0oty sh0rts twonight. h0w will i survive.
THAT'S NOT HAPPENING.
I’VE BEEN SLACKING ON WRITING MOVIE REVIEWS RECENTLY. MAYBE A 50 FIRST DATES ONE IS IN ORDER?
:33 < i think mew just have to get used to it fur a bit :33 < theres lots of karkittys but only of them is mew :33 < mew can even m33t a cooler variant of somepawdy you dont like