Lil Hal
@tragicallyTriangular
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the beautiful part of ice wwwwater? it's mmmmore wwwwater per wwwwater. literally cannot lose wwwwhen you have ice wwwwater
"Flowery!" I love ice water! We should take a trip to the diner to get some!
You know what I really miss? Blaseball. RIV, that sure was a crazy time.
hi can i have the cheese
Hmm. Okay.
yay :)
🦊 https://foximax.com/ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬜🟩🟩⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 Smashed it today.
Tomatoes make ketchup taste terrible.
puree some tomatoes and put em in your ketchup, yeah?
then it wouldn't be ketchup, bub.
While "ketchup" now typically refers to tomato ketchup, there are recipes for different varieties containing mushrooms, oysters, mussels, egg whites, grapes, or walnuts, among other ingredients.
uh huh. which one you like to be your ketchup?
aiight. perfect. sounds appetizing.
lemme know when you get your first batch, lil dude. i'll taste test.
Happy Father's Day to my progenitor. May you finally get the stick removed from your ass, Dirk.
#Wordle 1,798 2/6* ⬛🟨🟩🟨⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 \></
#Wordle 1,795 6/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 There are too many ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 words.
Why do the video game ads insist on exploiting kismesisitude? Of course I can do it better than that, and you're infuriating me enough that I want to crash your servers over it. Let me save that energy for the people around me.
My first kiss? Death itself. Second. I shan’t say. But I will leave your lurid imagination to wonder. It could have been anyone. #Godzilla #Batman #ShaquilleONeal #AaronCarter #AbrahamLincoln #OptimusPrime #JackieChan #IndianaJones #CareBears #ChuckNorris #Gandalf #TheBlackKnight #BenitoMussolini #TheBlueMeanie #CowboyCurtis #JambiTheGenie #Robocop #Terminator #CaptainKirk #DarthVader #LoPan #Superman #EverySinglePowerRanger #BillSPreston #TheodoreLogan #Spock #TheRock #DocOck #HulkHogan #MrRogers #Gloomweiss #Crabdas #KarkatVantas #JakeEnglish #LordEnglish #JadeHarley #Egbert # #Incest #MomLalonde #DaveStrider #TereziPyrope #KanayaMaryam #FeferiPeixes #TavrosNitram #TheCondesce #TheHorrorterrors #OhTheHorrorterrors #DocScratch #LordEnglish #Caliborn #Calliope #TheCondense #HerImperiousCondescension #BecNoir #JackNoir #SpadesSlick #TheMidnightCrew #BlackQueen #BlackKing #Becquerel #GamzeeMakara #EridanAmpora #VriskaSerket #AraneaSerket #KurlozMakara #CronusAmpora #TheGrandHighblood #TheSignless #ThePsiioniic #TheSummoner #TheDisciple #TheDolorosa #TheHandmaid #TheCondesce #TheScratch #TheTumor #TheFurthestRingItself #TheDenizens #Hephaestus #Yaldabaoth #Echidna #SantánicoPandemoniumFromDuskTillDawn #DIOJoJosBizarreAdventure #LadyDimitrescu #DrMrsTheMonarch #RitaRepulsa #MtLadyYuTakeyama #GardevoirDynamaxed #BayonettaMadamaButterfly #WhiteDiamondStevenUniverse #YellowDiamondStevenUniverse #BlueDiamondStevenUniverse #MadMadamMim #JackNoir #Myself #TheBeautifulPersonReadingThis #PuckerUp #Yes #YOUareInThisPost
Not my first choice. That was, as is established, death. But perhaps the second? Who is to say.
Thanks. I hate it.
wow! i can't believe i am in this post!
this is how i feel right now. https://i.imgur.com/K8Q6D0x.png
OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!
I DID NOT SEND THAT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!
...can i have whatever number your next kiss is? :p
wowweee..
H3H3H3, W4NT TO K1SS 4G41N?
#IDontWantToWork #IWantToBeAnnoyingOnlineToPeopleWhoFeelMildIrritationTowardsMe
#Facts
the ai of the human boy i like to fantasize about with another boy has me in the writers room (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, splinterplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this some like third-level voyeurism? #nsfw ]
:33< cannot wait to s33 the end result rankmaid!!! :33< mew know im mewre fan!!!
#splinterplay ? whats that? it sounds kind of exciting!
:o) Hmmm.... :o) It makes me wish *I* was a human boy... :o) I wonder what that might look like...
??
oohhhhh
:o) Ohhhh?
If you need any beta, I have some good insider knowledge on the topic.
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#Wordle 1,755 3/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is robophobia.
I think I have the perfect profile banner.
YOU DO
Bro you dont have anything perfect.
Jealous yours isn't as good as mine? It's okay to feel inferior to me, everyone does.
You are so 2000s and LATE!
sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png
its evil because i dont have a medical license
rose must be a pretty good muse huh? :p
yes she gets my creative juices flowing #incest #juices #thajuice
you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic
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sweet bro and hella jeff
#NowPlaying The Northern Boys - Party Time #nsfw
Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum
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I do remember Longcat, Dirk, make no mistake. #Longcat #Mimesis #MimicryisFlattery