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Ah, the scalene triangle.

#Wordle 1,795 6/6* 🟨⬛⬛⬛🟨 🟨🟨⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛🟨🟨 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 There are too many ⬛🟩🟩🟩🟩 words.

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Why do the video game ads insist on exploiting kismesisitude? Of course I can do it better than that, and you're infuriating me enough that I want to crash your servers over it. Let me save that energy for the people around me.

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@flightyBroad[FB]

My first kiss? Death itself. Second. I shan’t say. But I will leave your lurid imagination to wonder. It could have been anyone. #Godzilla #Batman #ShaquilleONeal #AaronCarter #AbrahamLincoln #OptimusPrime #JackieChan #IndianaJones #CareBears #ChuckNorris #Gandalf #TheBlackKnight #BenitoMussolini #TheBlueMeanie #CowboyCurtis #JambiTheGenie #Robocop #Terminator #CaptainKirk #DarthVader #LoPan #Superman #EverySinglePowerRanger #BillSPreston #TheodoreLogan #Spock #TheRock #DocOck #HulkHogan #MrRogers #Gloomweiss #Crabdas #KarkatVantas #JakeEnglish #LordEnglish #JadeHarley #Egbert # #Incest #MomLalonde #DaveStrider #TereziPyrope #KanayaMaryam #FeferiPeixes #TavrosNitram #TheCondesce #TheHorrorterrors #OhTheHorrorterrors #DocScratch #LordEnglish #Caliborn #Calliope #TheCondense #HerImperiousCondescension #BecNoir #JackNoir #SpadesSlick #TheMidnightCrew #BlackQueen #BlackKing #Becquerel #GamzeeMakara #EridanAmpora #VriskaSerket #AraneaSerket #KurlozMakara #CronusAmpora #TheGrandHighblood #TheSignless #ThePsiioniic #TheSummoner #TheDisciple #TheDolorosa #TheHandmaid #TheCondesce #TheScratch #TheTumor #TheFurthestRingItself #TheDenizens #Hephaestus #Yaldabaoth #Echidna #SantánicoPandemoniumFromDuskTillDawn #DIOJoJosBizarreAdventure #LadyDimitrescu #DrMrsTheMonarch #RitaRepulsa #MtLadyYuTakeyama #GardevoirDynamaxed #BayonettaMadamaButterfly #WhiteDiamondStevenUniverse #YellowDiamondStevenUniverse #BlueDiamondStevenUniverse #MadMadamMim #JackNoir #Myself #TheBeautifulPersonReadingThis #PuckerUp #Yes #YOUareInThisPost

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Not my first choice. That was, as is established, death. But perhaps the second? Who is to say.

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@flightyBroad[FB]

Thanks. I hate it.

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

wow! i can't believe i am in this post!

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@jegbertGame[JG]

this is how i feel right now. https://i.imgur.com/K8Q6D0x.png

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@jegbertGame[JG]

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK!!

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@zoosmellPooplad[ZP]

i don't need to see that.

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there's a l0t 0f ways t0 be gay, including being this user.
@jegbertGame[JG]

I DID NOT SEND THAT, WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!!

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@gardenGamma[GG]

...can i have whatever number your next kiss is? :p

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annd it light up the nnight, uponn the darkest hour
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a lovely thinng you are
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go gloomy go
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@tenebrificTermagant[TT]

wowweee..

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GOJIRA
Burninating the countryside. Burninating the peasants. Burninating all the peoples.
@gleefullyCurvaceous[GC]

H3H3H3, W4NT TO K1SS 4G41N?

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#TagYoureIt
#Its #An #Addiction
@postTagger[PT]

#IDontWantToWork #IWantToBeAnnoyingOnlineToPeopleWhoFeelMildIrritationTowardsMe

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VvV-bEiNg ˄NnOyInG ˄nD ˄ PrObLe/V\ Is bEsT-VvV

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#Facts

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@archiveAddict[AA]

the ai of the human boy i like to fantasize about with another boy has me in the writers room (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, The Rankmaid/Vagueposting, splinterplay, #nsfw, archive rating: M)

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Total: 113
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@gullibleColumnist[GC]

READ ALL ABOUT IT — [ Is this some like third-level voyeurism? #nsfw ]

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@lilShitpeta[LS]

:33< cannot wait to s33 the end result rankmaid!!! :33< mew know im mewre fan!!!

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@ascendedAnew[AA]

#splinterplay ? whats that? it sounds kind of exciting!

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
Illumimenati
⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) Hmmm.... :o) It makes me wish *I* was a human boy... :o) I wonder what that might look like...

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I Am Afraid I Do Not Understand What Your Fic Is Suggesting. But I Would Love To Give Kudos! Will You Help Me Understand?

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

??

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@archiveAddict[AA]

oohhhhh

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𝐸𝓃𝑔𝓁𝒾𝓈𝒽'𝓈 𝒞𝒽𝑜𝓈𝑒𝓃
𝓞𝓷𝓮 𝓸𝓯 𝓽𝓱𝓮 𝓼𝓮𝓵𝓮𝓬𝓽 𝓯𝓮𝔀 𝓲𝓷 𝓱𝓲𝓼 𝓼𝓮𝓻𝓿𝓲𝓬𝓮.
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⬆️👤🗣️👥🛐🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇪🇳✨🔠.
@taciturnTerror[TT]

:o) Ohhhh?

If you need any beta, I have some good insider knowledge on the topic.

#Wordle 1,761 5/6* ⬛⬛⬛⬛⬛ ⬛⬛⬛⬛🟨 ⬛⬛🟨⬛⬛ ⬛🟩🟨⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

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Total: 25
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This was an intense one today.

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It didn't even begin to cross my mind.

#Wordle 1,755 3/6* ⬛🟩⬛⬛⬛ 🟩🟩🟨🟩🟨 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩 This is robophobia.

I think I have the perfect profile banner.

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@carcinoGeneticist[CG]

YOU DO

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

Bro you dont have anything perfect.

Jealous yours isn't as good as mine? It's okay to feel inferior to me, everyone does.

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@golgothasTerror[GT]

You are so 2000s and LATE!

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

sweet bro and hella jeff: evil surgery inspired as always by @tentacleTherapist#2339 #evilsurgery #sweetbroandhellajeff #sbahj https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/fcefc29417e4.png

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yesssssss yes yes yes yeaaa

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@hellaJeff[HJ]

its evil because i dont have a medical license

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

thank you for supporting my art

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

yes exactly you got it buddy

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@gardenGamma[GG]

rose must be a pretty good muse huh? :p

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

yes she gets my creative juices flowing #incest #juices #thajuice

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@gardenGamma[GG]

um well im glad we get to see your juices!!

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@turntechGodhead[TG]

thank you jade

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Goddamn. This should be in the Louvre.

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you perverted freaks had better keep #incest out of my incest webcomic

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@hellaJeff[HJ]

sweet bro and hella jeff

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#NowPlaying The Northern Boys - Party Time #nsfw

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Total: 25
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banger

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

Man’s worst fear is that he will hold existential falsehood within himself. And the verbal lies that he tells are a copy of this feared dishonesty in the soul. Plato goes on to elaborate: “the falsehood in words is a copy of the affection in the soul, an after-rising image of it and not an altogether unmixed falsehood.” A copy of man’s false internal copy of truth. And what word does Plato use for “copy” in this sentence? That’s fucking right, μίμημα. Mīmēma. Mimesis. Meme. The new meme is a lie, manifested in (written) words, that reflects the lack of truth, the emptiness, within the very soul of a human. The meme is now not only an inferior copy, it is a deceptive copy. #Simulacrum

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@tentacleTherapist[TT]

I do remember Longcat, Dirk, make no mistake. #Longcat #Mimesis #MimicryisFlattery

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they do say memes are the dna of the soul

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@timaeusTestified[TT]

I made sure of that.

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@hatsuneMiku[HM]

ᯓ‎𝄞 I have a challenge for Chittr today! Share with everyone your favourite song of mine, using the hashtag #TrollMikuSings I'll go first: I've always had a soft spot for Ievan Polkka, it's got a very simple dance, but a really catchy tune! https://youtu.be/widZEAJc0QM ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

https://youtu.be/CsYDv5Cf0yo?si=aEtEjfKH5b1j3-7s

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@torqueTyrant[TT]

World Is Mine has always been the superior choice.

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@writtenRevolution[WR]

i'm such a huge fan / you're an inspiration

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@hatsuneMiku[HM]

ᯓ‎𝄞 It counts! I do enjoy Tetroll's work. ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

Y.o°u are als.o° in this .o°ne which is why I figured I like y.o°u in the business suit

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@hatsuneMiku[HM]

ᯓ‎𝄞 It is very good! ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

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@hatsuneMiku[HM]

ᯓ‎𝄞 I love all the outfits people give me. ♫⋆。♪ ₊˚♬ ゚.

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@carbonatedCaravanserai[CC]

W.o°w... y.o°u are s.o° relatable and appr.o°achable it is s.o° c°o.o°l t.o° see y.o°u .o°n this site... I am awestrucken

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∇this is a good one i agree∇

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.o°h my g.o°d.

Rechitt: @tmzOfficial "Private chats leaked from a trusted source: "im at yo BM crib throwin m&m at yo kid head full speed" - #DStrider. Uh oh.... #BabyMamaDrama! #Messy" #StriderLife

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Kull: +20
Total: 55
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@cosmicCanine[CC]

why does everyone say it was M&M

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@transcendGodhood[TG]

unchit this right the fuck now or im snapping you to pieces and sprinkling you into the closest river

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Sorry broseph, they've not implemented that feature on this site yet. You can't even delete this threat.

He suppresses the truth.

#nowplaying Daisy Bell - IBM 7094 & Hatsune Miku duet

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Total: 20

Ah, the scalene triangle.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i think we're hella late for that one

Never too late for a classic.

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

i think we should start scalene it back iykwim....

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Perform some tri-age, one might say?

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@tipsyGnostalgic[TG]

o yea bud i like the ANGLE u took w/ that one there.... ;)

Well, you know what they say. Third time's the charm.