Mallum Pravus
@smoothOperator
Formerly princelyBusiness but I'm in my humble arc now 😌 He/Him The government wants me so bad 💔
Posting my vacation pics for th3- validation my boyfri3-nd so cru3-lly d3-ni3-d m3- Sorry for b3-ing b3-autiful??? https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/8ba73-c3b87d5.png
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[WOAH LOOKING GOOD]
[HAHA NO PROBLEM I ADORE #MEN]
Ha, thanks. Not my usual g3-tup, but wh3-n you'r3- visiting an aquatic colony known for th3-ir fabric 3-xports, you gotta dr3-ss th3- part.
=oXO i think you did an amazing job you look very cool and handsome¡ =oXO
H3- knows m3- too w3-ll :\
3-v3-ry so oft3-n I'm r3-mind3-d what a total pi3-c3- of shit I us3-d to b3- and I just n3-3-d to focus r3-ally hard on who I am now b3-for3- I can start sinking too d3-3-p in my own sham3-. Lol.
Even among the most kindhearted and virtuous of our kind, it is common to have pasts as murky as the waters of the most fetid swamp. You are all of your accumullated actions, efforts, and intentions. In particullar, the choices made to stray from the path you once tread.
W3-ll fuck m3-, I think I just got anci3-nt wisdom3-d.
Just r3-m3-mb3-r3-d I hav3- a slic3- of cak3- in th3- fridg3-. My lif3- is lit3-rally so p3-rf3-ct.
I f3-ar I will not surviv3- th3- morning 😔
No way 6 f3-3-t? SIX F3-3-T??? Th3- oh so pow3-rful 3-mpr3-ss that wants m3- d3-ad is short3-r than my MOM? SHORT3-R THAN M3-?????????? LMA FUCKING O
SHORT3-R THAN CASP3-R 3-V3-N. Oh my god sh3- has an INCH on V3-ylin? AN INCH?
No tim3- for that, horny ali3-n. Look at my aw3-som3- 6'2 mom https://64.m3-dia.tumblr.com/6791c8f53-62cb0b93f9d35d1ca8af672/3-bf3-d9b82d93-83-54-73/s1280x1920/298749f933c162993955b550bdc799963-9db8a4b.png
i i was so r3-ady to fi3-ld th3- "can i dat3- your mom" r3-spons3-s. wh3-n i post3-d that. but som3-how this
Condy girl this ain't about you I'm clowning on som3- oth3-r jackass fuchsia rn. Stop b3-ing obs3-ss3-d with m3- my dad says I'm not allow3-d to b3- kill3-d :\
Don't t3-ll anyon3- I hav3- s3-lf awar3-n3-ss but this r3-ally f3-3-ls lik3- s3-3-ing a t3-rribl3- pictur3- of your young3-r s3-lf and wond3-ring how you thought you w3-r3- pulling that haircut off
Should we tag Zurven?
I JUST said don't t3-ll anyon3- Unl3-ss you m3-an on that guys' posts in which cas3- y3-s 1000% I will look so good
No. Here. Why would I subject him to that???
Worms?
Ayyyyy
Th3- on3- tim3- I will 3-V3-R wish Z3-rk3-v was on h3-r3- H3- would b3- shitting hims3-lf rn
If I had a nick3-l for 3-v3-ry want3-d notic3- with my nam3- on it
Do i even want to know what all of that was about?
I call3-d h3-r royal highn3-ss cring3- and sh3- got big mad I don't 3-v3-n r3-m3-mb3-r what th3- conv3-rsation was actually about
It's just that compar3-d to h3-r lif3-span I am lit3-rally baby. Sh3- l3-tting babi3-s g3-t und3-r h3-r skin? That's crazy
✐ᝰ We are like brothers now ᝰᝰ
https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/40d5254dc3-f0.png h3-y quick qu3-stion why do3-s th3- fucking 3-mpr3-ss hav3- opinions about my boyfri3-ndposting
https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/2c0c666913-0b.png https://cdn.imgch3-st.com/fil3-s/3-0d3-243056aa.png pr3-s3-nt3-d with no comm3-nt btw
Another real post from Benjin. Love to see it.
it'$ like you're in¢apable of letting anyone think you're remotely $ufferable for more than 2 minute$
I have been there, my friend. It is alright.
Som3-tim3-s I sm3-ll lik3- cigar3-tt3-s b3-caus3- of my stupid fuckass boyfri3-nd who smok3-s fucking cigar3-tt3-s
xx_HAI!!!_x)_xx
xx_*whinez._looks_up_at_u_wif_big_sad_eyes*_xx
xx_*pads_away_sadley*_xx
hhkhbj
fuck i accid3-ntally'd
xx_U_PEE_PEED?_xx
xx_u_pee_peed?_xx
xx_*walkz_over_2_my_place_n_sits_my_butt_down*_:3_xx
s3-adw3-ll3-r who lov3-s s3-adw3-3-d. im such a st3-r3-otyp3-
wait this isnt a 4/20 post im 3-ating dri3-d s3-aw3-3-d
call that #fishingfriday th3- way th3-y took th3- bait. ahaha guys l3-t m3- in
Naur. #fishingfriday
don't n3-3-d #fishingfriday caus3- i am th3- catch ahaha
yeah ¢at¢h and relea$e. im ¢hanging the lo¢k$
Naur. #fishingfriday
YOU KNOW WH4T? B31NG POLY QU4DR4NT FUCKS 4CTU4LLY. TH1S SH1TS GR34T.
hell 7eah it does
dont talk to m3- or my diamond or my pitch h3-art diamond or my pitch h3-art or my r3-d spad3- 3-v3-r again
YOU G3T 1T
this shit is sxo embarrassing txo read i might just tear my ganderbulbs xout
that is in fact th3- id3-a, buddy. got two kism3-ts on h3-r3- i n3-3-d to caus3- psychic damag3- to
lik3-. th3- s3-ntim3-nt is 3-arn3-st. but th3- d3-liv3-ry? haha. ha. oh man.
troll al3-xad3-r hamilton is two st3-ps away from calling m3- slurs
troll al3-xand3-r hamilton i am not bitchl3-ss you hav3- to b3-li3-v3- m3- troll al3-xand3-r hamilton i hav3- four whol3- bitch3-s
i think i l3-gally hav3- to d3-l3-t3- my chittr now
i just r3-m3-mb3-r3-d im alr3-ady a want3-d criminal