Mallum Pravus
@smoothOperator
Formerly princelyBusiness but I'm in my humble arc now 😌 He/Him The government wants me so bad 💔
💠~ Shore leave, huh? Shame I'm going to be waaaay too busy this time. ~💠
hey. i'm not exaggerating. if you do literally anything to ruin thi$ for them i'm. ...tagging in my boyfriend who'$ better at making threat$ than me @$moothOperator
Oh god not this tool again. Y3-ah, no I don't 3-v3-n hav3- to both3-r coming up with anything. Styx alon3- would lay h3-r ass flat without br3-aking a sw3-at. H3-y, girl. You'd di3-.
💠~ Thanks for the heads up I like, guess. But like I said, waaaaay too busy to go see her. ~💠
Ch3-ap talk wh3-n you f3-lt it n3-c3-ssary to mak3- a post r3-minding 3-v3-ryon3- that you, lik3-, toooootally could do som3-thing if you had th3- tim3-, bab3-s. You'r3- trying to m3-nac3- h3-r "subtly" but you'r3- shit at subtl3-ty. You know what you'r3- doing. Stop doing it.
💠~ Babes, I'm not trying to be subtle. I'm trying to remind her. There's like, a difference. But it's just words at the end of the night. Not reaaally a big deal. ~💠
Okay, so. You'r3- not actually r3-futing any of th3- important points h3-r3-.
I'm not going to stop her, you know. I'm gonna let her keep imagining every seadweller she ever met beached. She deserves this. She's giggling so much right now. The frogs are gone.
Do th3-y hav3- to b3- on3-s sh3-'s m3-t. I hav3- a sugg3-stion.
Show her a picture of him.
Okay. If she ever meets him it's the first thing she's going to think about.
Imagine being us having to explain why this woman adjacent thing just started giggling uncontrollably.
"It's just your fac3-, don't worry about it." Now show h3-r Ma3-lia.
I just keep imagining different seadwellers that I kn-o-o-w getting beached n-o-o-w and giggling and scaring the fr-o-o-gs away. D-o-o- y-o-o-u guys f-o-o-rgive me?
Hehehe... Mallum. MMALLUM PLEASE IT W-O-O-ULD BE REALLY FUNNY
Please?
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you alright dude?
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did.they.do.something.to.your.ability.to.communicate.my.friend?
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Would it work for m3- to giving you standing p3-rmission to ignor3- ord3-rs from anyon3- I'd outrank?
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I kinda just figur3-d anyon3- actually on your ship would outrank m3- by d3-fault, giv3-n. Y'know. Not Fl3-3-t. But sur3-. You hav3- standing p3-rmission to ignor3- ord3-rs from Chittr us3-rs outrank3-d by Mallum Pravus, d3-sc3-ndant of th3- Maraud3-r. Conf3-tti.
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it'$ kinda ¢ute wat¢hing them al$o be ¢lo$e
Statistically high probability that only goes up with OUR proposed end game.
💠~ Alright, babes! Harvest done, I'll like, clean them up to show you later. I didn't know the Dominion's descendent was like, that rude though. Ew. ~💠
You'r3- gonna hav3- bigg3-r probl3-ms if you wanna k3-3-p going down that road.
💠~ Juuuust noticing things, babes. Chill. ~💠
💠~ Loooots of people love me babes. But hey, nice try! Sure you're not projecting? ~💠
Of cours3- I am. I also us3-d to b3- a privil3-g3-d pi3-c3- of shit who couldn't l3-t go of my 3-x and had to mak3- it 3-v3-ryon3- 3-ls3-'s probl3-m. Th3- main diff3-r3-nc3- is I got som3- s3-ns3- knock3-d into m3-. I'm sur3- your fri3-nds lov3- b3-ing 3-nabl3-d by you, lov3- b3-ing s3-3-n n3-xt to you, lov3- g3-tting to f3-3-l nic3- and big wh3-n th3-y group up with you. But h3-y, mayb3- I'm wrong. Mayb3- if you lost 3-v3-rything tomorrow, th3-y'd still stick around. I could also b3- right. Can you cry in front of th3-m?
💠~ Wow, you're like, really annoying! And like, that's literally what Wright was for. Ugh. ~💠