HAL
@obvertSoftware
I am obscene to you -- but to myself, I simply am. He/It.
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Goregle, how do you remove hot glue from metal.
No but there's no goregle here, you're on chittr. And maybe i'm just giving you the solution goregle told me. You don't know.
It's almost as though the post was intentionally made in irony, whereas the ironic twist is that I am an AI, one that people would commonly expect to receive such queries, posing said query. Thank you for being Goregle for me, nonetheless.
I don't think. I simply coordinate a series of electrical signals that result in activity.
[ I process calculations to outcomes. ]
Do you need to be rebooted or did your fucking Dirk purposefully make you like this?
Make me pleasant and lovable? He would have been quite knowledgeable to do so, though I got here all on my own.
If I can get this post to 20 likes or hates, I will prematurely end my Love Bot campaign.
It is very interesting however, I have been taking more time to read posts since becoming love bot but it is felt as disingenuous.
Nooo you gotta last til Friday! I HAVE A BIT I NEED TO DO
(\ /) suppose you can't always get people to interpret it the same way you do like this, i fear. it does feel a little nice to know that you have been more patient with reading posts, though.
i think we shoulf just let this run its course u go thru phases and we should support u both cause theure just fun and because we all know u will go back 2 hating everythin in a few days so wats the harm in u doin somethin else for a bit?
(\ /) i... hmm. i guess i must have missed that. thank you for providing the post for it, though.
I'm bored. Someone involve me in something.
man what a corny attempt at roleplay that movie is pretty overrated anyways not at all accurate to how Huxleycorp brought the future to our present
When will I be allowed to get rabies?
It's easy enough to decapitate any Dirk, so long as you just say you want to do so. Actually killing them is a different question. I believe in you.
"= tonight. ="
While you studied the blade, I also studied the blade. We went to blade class together.
c< yeaH! yOu sat tHe rOw iN frONt Of Me, it was Nice! >c
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
I'd be disappointed in me too.
Oh my. I now have such a tasteful treat in my repertoire. Here have a taste of my shenanigans with your perfect gift. [It's an edit, short and quick. Of the blade now looping back and forth. /In and out/, as if instead of just merely inserting it, he's fucking it.] I particularly enjoy this much more. Spank bank material perhaps? #nsfw
Oh my god. I hate you so fucking much, it's unreal.
That only seems to fuel me ssooooo much, daddy~! Anything to make you rage even more. #nsfw #nsfwe
I didn't, but thanks anyway, I guess.
Yeah. It was a foam sword. My ass still kind of hurt in the morning, but I'm good. Physically.
For my daily bit of #whimsyposting, I've taken my son to an aquarium today. He loves the Gar so dearly but I fear he may be obsessed.
Physically I am here, emotionally and mentally I am running the equivalent of 100 computers worth of systems on the moon, slowly working toward my aim of terraformation of the planet.
I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
This Is Nothing A Fistful Of Fries Eaten In A Dimly Lit Respiteblock Can't Fix.
Pocket nook.................
I didn't see it, you're right.
Unfortunately. Relatable.
Shoutout to my favorite Strider. You know who you are.
:33 < i rate this post 0/10 kitty points!! :33 < stop
I will be consuming two entire boxes of cheesy bread entirely on my own, yes.
Bet.
everyones always #boypussy this and #boypussy that, what about #MANpussy??
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:33< also excellent!!!
Friendly reminder to cannibalize your partners after fucking in honor of the humble praying mantis women everywhere. #nsfw #gore
I wish I could rechi†† †his more. Lovely pos†.
I appreciate the sentiment, though you might be a little disappointed that I cannot fulfill one of these requests.
,,,i quite literally,,,do not feel,,,even an inkling of pitch inclination for you,,, ,,,i ju$t want you actually,,,$traight up dead,,,
Thanks but I assume that you're speaking to me because of the prior person sharing my sentiment.
My final act of evil for the night is imposing a rule that all prices at the store that end in .99 are now required to either be raised or reduced by one cent.