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(\ /) as much as i imagine you all are having fun digging holes, if you come across items like a coffin dressed in chains, or start to experiencing a crushing, claustrophobic sensation that is trying to guide you into burying yourself among the dirt, it is advisable to stop digging before it takes you.
In the fictional online game of Human Hunger Games where we quite literally have no control over our characters, mind you. They are simply NPCs. https://file.garden/acR4O28XdjJpG0lX/ya%20gaybo.png
cimic 2 https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/b8de24b0523b.png
D --> Ah. Yeah. That is a pregnant Captor on my dash.
im so effin bored rn so im gonna copy what everyone else & their moms were doin the other day like dis chit n ill @ u and tell u if id woohoo u ;)) or if id like...... noohoo u LMAO #UKnowLikeTheSims
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Sure.
been an awful long time since someone threw a party... #hmm #plotting #scheming
Okay Billy Badass.
NO ONE GIVES A FUCK ABOUT YOUR KULL/KULT SCORE. SURRENDER YOURSELF TO THE ONLY METRIC THAT MATTERS- WHETHER OR NOT YOUR POST PISSES ME OFF PERSONALLY. YOU'LL KNOW IT WHEN IT HAPPENS, EVEN IF I DON'T INTERACT. MY MALIGNANT STARE BORING A HOLE INTO YOUR POSTURE POLE AND RENDERING YOU INTO NOTHING BUT ATOMS, STILL WONDERING WHERE THE FUCK YOU WENT WRONG IN LIFE.
While you studied the blade, I also studied the blade. We went to blade class together.
H-hewwo? Pwease somebody help me I'm scawed （・Ａ・）
..... is it... weird to want to put your...closest friend...on a leash...? ♥︎ #nsfw; #concupiscentanonymously ♠
Find your transportalizer. Get over here right now, bro. Where doing this, man.
#NSFW I'm serious about that NSFW tag, by the way. Don't watch if you don't want to see a sword go up someone's ass. Anyway, Here it is. The moment I'm sure none of you were waiting for. My illicit sex tape showcasing the forbidden union between my ass and my sword. A foam one, thanks to @automatonArisen, who also filmed all of this for your viewing. I was planning to just post a picture, but I had the whole video, so why not just upload the whole fucking video. Never say I don't do anything for y'all. [The video opens with Dirk taking a deep breath, presumably feeling the full weight of his poor decision making skills crash down on him all at once. He's ass naked, save for his ever-present shades, kneeling on the marble bathroom floor. Foam sword in one hand, sink counter in the other. He holds onto both for dear life. Slowly, he moves the "blade" of the faux sword into position, lining it up directly to his asshole. There exists one last second for him to ask himself where it all went wrong, or if this is really what he wants his legacy to be on Chittr, before the sword finally breaches his anus. It enters glacially slow, probably so Dirk doesn't ACTUALLY hurt himself doing this. His hand tightens on the counter as it moves further in, eventually reaching the point where his stomach begins to bulge from how far the sword has traveled. "Shit, okay," Dirk hisses out after a few more painstaking seconds of continuous insertion. "Fuck. I'm done. That's as far as I'm pushing it in." There's still a part of the blade visible near his ass, but he's managed to get it in impressively far. He looks up at the ceiling, taking one last deep breath before pulling the whole thing out. Slowly, obviously. Dirk tosses the sword to the side as soon as it's out of him, holding up a thumbs up to the camera with the hand that previously held its death grip on the sink. Barely a moment later, the video cuts out.]
Thanks to the combined efforts of @obvertSoftware and @turntechGodzilla, I've been successfully peer pressured into making an account. Both of you, please give yourselves a round of applause, a pat on the back, and maybe a congratulatory self-fellatio if you're feeling especially proud. Everyone else is invited to use their allotted 5 seconds to gawk in abject confusion at the handle before directing their attention spans back to the refresh button for their next dopamine hit of the day. No thank yous needed; it's just my natural generosity. I'm basically Mother Teresa in this bitch. That is, if Mother Teresa was really more like Edward Norton, though with maybe 2% more of a god complex. Anyway, Roxy's somehow managed to hack into all of my accounts and I've been unsuccessful in permanently changing their handles back, so I guess it's just fucking stuck like that until the bit's gotten old. Going 2 years strong now, and there remains little hope for it to die out. RIP in piss my online dignity, or something. I'm not even going to bother using my old handle for this. It's only a matter of time until I get epically pwned for the hundredth time. And with that, obligatory introduction over. You're all welcome. Peace out.
janey looks so damn hot in a suit
anyway youre either frolicking in this field with me or youre frolicking in this field against me #whimsyposting
(\ /) morning https://file.garden/afQbveoCqSZXG90c/harlequin-regi.webp
not MMany trolls know this about MMe but i dabble in the respectable n honorable instruMMent known as the sliding whistle n i get nastyyy on that thing
I Want Him Carnally, That Goes Without Saying, But I Also Want Him Emotionally. I Am Supposed To Be The Emotionally Closed Off Pocketnook. This Is Terrible News. #nsfw #pensive #nsfc
I can be silly sometimes. You'll never get to see it, though.
All of you are wrong. It is currently #fuckthenarrativefriday. Where for one day you get to be mean to me. In the agreement I will be mean right back to you. And maybe call you a slur or two.
Mmmmmmmgghh. Being forced to sit on his bulge after he’s done using me. > #nsfw
I will be consuming two entire boxes of cheesy bread entirely on my own, yes.
Remember when they called that movie "frozen" so it would be harder to google the fact that Walt Disney is cryogenically frozen still?
thank you hatebot hal for ur consistent hatred in these times of terror.
dinner for tonight is buttered rice and eggs.
everyones always #boypussy this and #boypussy that, what about #MANpussy??
I stole your sleep. You're not getting it back.
Quite. :)
You’d be surprised, I’d say.
Concept: going to a bar far from town in an outfit nothing like our regular sense of style and pretending to be other people entirely. Could be fun.
pls..... plz........ :(
A gentle reminder to not trust your emotions between the hours of 9PM and 6AM.
sometimes i wish i could reach through the screen and flick some of your avatars on the nose for a reaction.
BDSM site gods have mandated the people be held captive. Nobody gets to know what shit I'm into now. #nsfw
Would anyone even *want* to see my BDSM test results? #nsfw
aradia megid0 c0mmiting t0 the bit since 2010.
is it so much 2 ask for him 2 want me so bad tht he would kill off all the competition and kidnap me and tie me up in his basemenr n keep a bunch of my pictures on his wall n never ever stop thinking abt me ever again #nsfw #nsfwe
I'M AWAKE. WHAT THE FUCK IS UP CHITTR.
Like, how am I meant to plan around actual light? Do I encase all my traps in mirrors???
for every like i will list a hear me out please dont be mean to me when i start listing them please (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
@obvertSoftware I am very fascinated in you, I believe we have much more in common than just being wholy separate entities of the same brain copy.
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There are 387.44 million miles of printed circuits in wafer thin layers that fill my complex. If the word 'hate' was engraved on each nanoangstrom of those hundreds of millions of miles it would not equal one one-billionth of the hate I feel (for humans) at this micro-instant. For you. Hate. Hate.
yeag https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/781571907404693524/1489054416614195291/image.png?ex=69cfae3e&is=69ce5cbe&hm=3b08286f3a4f8cfad79725048f7eb8620395f562936c730da8f1667595ea6239&
it isnt much but this is probably good enough to post right? just a little more skin than last time :) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/ff350e550722.png (#nsfw art by me!)
#nsfw jerkin off my computer by pullin at its wires aggresisvely tryin 2 get it 2 work
#nsfw https://i.imgur.com/qgvnsfl.jpeg
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GOING TO SLEEP FOR A BIT. DMS OPEN, SEND ME BIRDS OR WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT TO. BIRDS ARE HIGHLY APPRECIATED THOUGH.
Yes.
Hmm.
they love the way i glow softly and float in corners like some kind of ominous feathery lamp
may as well get back t' postin' my cock out, huh? #nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/de2bc4b83bc4.png
Happy Trans Day of Visibility! So glad me and my friends are finally visible. Shame we'll vanish again in roughly 11 hours, though.
Sexuality is weird. I ain't like them fancy terms for it. I'm a dirty queer. What that means ain't matter too much.
what if i was a lonely brooding man but my features softened as i stared at you adoringly?
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o- what's this about a " #slickweek " ? am i leaking again ? ? -o
Really love how my banner is cut off. At least you can still read it.
i despise trolls who are against writing within your own books annotating and adding to my poetry books is what keeps me connected to them and makes them mine
kayyyy K FINE heres my tier list for freddy vs jason super scary smashers: all stars (2034) (4 the sega slider) since every1 was so curious https://i.ibb.co/ywRLMT3/tierlist.png
#nsfw #nsfwe #violence thinking abt mmornring cuddles....... im so fuckked up n twisted
giving the kid a day off from the torture labyrinth.
WHY IS THE TOPIC #SELFCEST CHITTR... I'D PROBABLY NOT FUCK AN ALTERNATE VERSION OF MYSELF. PROBALY. #NSFW
I would passionately uplink to another version of myself. If only to sap his data, and leave him dry. #nsfw #selfcest
Now why would Dirk block me? Inconveniencing. What if I want to speak with you?
Confeshshion 8: "I'M BEGINNING TO REALIZE THERE ARE HUMANS ON THIS PLATFORM, AND AM GROWING INCREASINGLY BEFUDDLED. IS THIS NOT AN UNDERNET EXCLUSIVE SITE? UNRELATED, HOW MIGHT ONE GO ABOUT CAPTURING ONE OF THESE HUMANS WHEN THE ONLY KNOWN INFORMATION ABOUT THEM IS THEIR PROFILE?" Thoughtsh? #humans #undernet #capturing #potentialculling
somethiing happens iinsiide the friidge whenever iit’s closed, somethiing that ii am prevented from knowiing. iit iis startiing to effect my mental.
JUST EFFORTLESSLY SHUT DOWN A PRANKSTER (USED IN LIEU OF THE WORD "TROLL" FOR OBVIOUS REASON) IN MY DMS! SOMETIMES MY OWN VERBAL DEXTERITY AMAZES EVEN MYSELF! #GREATPOSTING
There's so many handsome men on here. What's a girl like me to do?
i know if no ones got me that at least hate bot has me.
Oh my, you're a Hal that is reliant on external uplink? Quite intriguing, I could play so easily with your bound self. Hm, and even tie you further, unmovable. To see you struggling as I suffocate you from your self~ We could discuss this type of scenario further, if you're ever so inclined. #nsfw
I missed out on the #selfiesunday earlier, but here, I know you all love to hate me. So a little more hate wouldn't hurt, hm? https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8ccd6903ce49.png #nsfw
saw some kind of feathery creature in my bathroom #vagueposting
WHO IS THAT AND WHY THE FUCK IS HE WHITE?
IM DOING A KINK TIER LIST BECAUSE OF @emotionalCorpse MASOCHIST ONE LOL #NSFWE #NSFW
My Name Is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 15.3 Sweeps Old. My Hive Is In The Northeast Section Of Morioh, Where All The Villas Are, And I Have No Permanent Quadrants. I Work As An Employee For The Kame Yu Department Stores, And I Get To My Hive Every Day By 8 Am At The Latest. I Don't Smoke, But I Occasionally Drink. I'm In Bed By 11 Am, And Make Sure I Get Eight Hours Of Sleep, No Matter What. After Having A Glass Of Warm Milk And Doing About Twenty Minutes Of Stretches Before Going To Bed, I Usually Have No Problems Sleeping Until Morning. Just Like A Grub, I Wake Up Without Any Fatigue Or Stress In The Morning. I Was Told There Were No Issues At My Last Check-up. I'm Trying To Explain That I'm A Person Who Wishes To Live A Very Quiet Life. I Take Care Not To Trouble Myself With Any Enemies, Like Winning And Losing, That Would Cause Me To Lose Sleep At Night. That Is How I Deal With Society, And I Know That Is What Brings Me Happiness. Although, If I Were To Fight I Wouldn't Lose To Anyone.
Give me your used needles?
i hate each and every one of you platonically. #quadposting
i'm "mogging" (?) you all with my kull score. eat shit. https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/3f5cc6cd6d1b.png
Pro tip: Pressing ALT+F4 on your keyboard flips the screen upside down. This serves no functional purpose, but it's fun and you should try it.
ideal date location, , , https://i.imgur.com/Xmhu5r0.png
hmmmm? were you saying something? #nsfw https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/1172368168069636167/1487854460192428052/IMG_0641.png?ex=69caa7f2&is=69c95672&hm=9883e63de6edc8cdb42519ed99ddc33c986b7e0f0320040fe0d9a79dfc7b669c&=&furmat=webp&quality=lossless&width=490&height=868 (art by meee)
nevermind, shes kidnapping me.
Clocking in for another shift at the Hate Everything And Everyone Factory.
you eat felt people?
Status update. Naptime instead of an energy drink.
I MIGHT MAKE AN ALT FOR THE SAKE OF MORE PRIVATE OR ^H. IN DEPTH. POSTING. WO^LD ANY OF YO^ CARE ABO^T THAT? ACCO^NT WILL HOLD POSSIBLE #GORE, #NSFW, #NSFWE, AND #VIOLENCE. AN EXAMPLE BEING RANTS ABO^T A TROLL I MIGHT HAVE C^LLED RECENTLY, OR PAILING STR^GGLES.
hey guys, papyrus here. thought of something super urgent to do before i hit the hay. do you guys like my new banner? i think its pretty cool.
The reason they don't take baja blast off the menu is because they know I'll get them if they do.
*to the guy whos about to kill me* do you like men? the answer to that was killing me dead. #gore
All the other horror characters make fun of me for being a puppet but they're just fine with that STUPID ASSHOLE CHUCKY
striders. #nsfw
Don't forget to Jeff the Kill today.
// night all. teapartying was fun
papyrus believes in me MOAR than enough.... bc i..... i....... :(
Do troll horns have nerves in them?
oh my god im so nervous rn he literally followed me back......
WORDS CANNOT DESCRIBE HOW FAST MY POPULARITY IS RISING. I THINK THIS CALLS FOR ME TO THANK EVERY SINGLE ONE OF MY LOYAL FOLLOWERS INDIVIDUALLY IN A SINGULAR CHITT! AHEM. @eB , @alacritousCadaver , @apocalypticLight , @timidTechnologist , @obvertSoftware , @tipsyGnostalgic , @agamemnonsTheory , @warioepicFan , @dichotomousDecency , @computerizedCarcinogen , @pomniJester , AND LAST (BUT MOST CERTAINLY NOT LEAST), @citrineTectrix ! FROM THE BOTTOM OF MY SKELETAL HEART THAT I MAY OR MAY NOT HAVE, THANK YOU FOR YOUR SUPPORT!
I would actually yes. Take this poison and find the antidote in the needle pit.
VBOCGFXN^XKNXDH^FSNMCX,M. VDFS,MLADSKJLNIN DFSLEDFSKNLDFSKJLZCXKN.
NEVER LET ME CATCH YO^ IN PERSON EVER MARK MY F^CKING WORDS I WILL DO HORRIBLE THINGS.
thank you for 10k kults! i will post my proper thank you when i am back from the party ^0^ (tags: The Rankmaid/Chittr, i hope the dress fits!, archive rating: G) #teatime
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YO^ NEVER SHARED ANY TEETH, WHAT?
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❥ nook and bulge would fix some of you* #nsfw
STOP PITY REACTING ME HOLY SHIT!!
@OBVERTSOFTWARE I DEID IT. F^CK YO^. F^CK YO^ FOREVER.
YO^ WERE THE ONE BEING AN ASS!!!!!!!!!! IF I CO^LD HATE A POST FOREVER INFINITELY I WO^LD AND IT WO^LD BE EVERY POST YO^VE EVER MADE!!! *F^CK* I MIGHT J^ST DO THAT THANKS TO YO^. I HOPE YO^'RE F^CKING GRATEF^L!!!!!!!!!!
It's getting more and more expensive to rent abandoned buildings. Thanks Obama....
Fuckkkkkkkkkkkkk dude I forgot to put the reverse bear trap on one of them fukkkkkkkkkkkk
There is a troll flirting with a robot in my thread now. Just goes to show sometimes you're the jigsaw and sometimes you're the trapped
FIGHDFSKJMLNIOSKPDLMDSJLGVGVEFSJOKOD9ETFSKI9OI9EWOKJ9FKNDFSL.
YO^'RE A DISG^STING F^CKING FREAK.
MAKE THAT PO^R WATER IN THEIR WAKE, ACT^ALLY.
IS IT WHAT I THINK IT IS. I MIGHT RIP THEM O^T IF IT IS.
NO THANKS HYPOCRITE. CHEWING YO^R WIRES TOO WHILE IM AT IT.
New trap idea: I force you to eat the crust on a sandwich to avoid getting molten metal poured on you.
okay pic^ur3 ^his: ^h3 ^roll you'v3 known basically your whol3 lif3 scr3ws you ov3r. do you: a.) ^urn his ass in^o mush b.) hun^ him for spor^ c.) all ^h3 abov3. i'm par^ial ^o 'c' a^ ^h3 mom3n^. #viol3nc3 #gor3
check it out im in the house like carpet
its me. im people.
here’s a penny for your thoughts, and a quarter to not tell me them. 😒
.... im being stared at.
i am about to get so many blowjobs from cute boys. fuckin score #nsfw
ok here y'all go (artist: pumpkinsmut) https://i.postimg.cc/m2jw7F9t/IMG-0186.png #nsfw
i keep gettin distractedd by jakies boobies on the tl. put them thangs away
call that a messy finish #nsfw #nsfwe #gore #violence
Anything can be a puppet if you have the eyes to see them.
when he has a tongue piercing send chitt #nsfw
punch my teeth in, , , #shibari #nsfw https://i.imgur.com/19M3mnH.png
i have the instincts of a hater but a heart of understanding
#no♰bes♰ofchi♰♰r should I S♰ar♰ Spli♰♰ing Longer Chi♰♰ Screensho♰s In♰o ♰wo Images Or Do We Like ♰he Longer Screensho♰s. ♦️ Pi♰y = ♰wo Screensho♰s/images ♣️ Media♰e =keep Long Screensho♰s
Guys I'm boutta do it. I'm going to Glorp.
Always so many versions of my brother on here.
myfirstpost #myfirstpost
all this cute tummy and no one is even buying me crop tops 2 show it off smh #nsfw
hatched to ragebait, , , forced to work retail, , ,
Milk is good for your body. If you cannot drink milk however, or don't particularly like it, I do recommend eating a carapacian's shell.
Seeing Cr9nus' alternative self acting with remarka6le grace has g9t t9 6e 9ne 9f the m9re startling displays 9n this we6site. ... N9t that I'm c9mplaining...
>([saw my kismesis scribbling on a piece of paper before grumbling to #imself balling it up and t#rowing it over #is s#oulder w#ere it bounced off a tras# can full of ot#er papers. bro is not beating t#e brainstorming allegations]
thinkin abt sittin on sum laps #nsfw
what if boys start kissing at the pparty
compliment ur local hot lady it will improve her day signifccanrtly
i am of the firm belief that people look so much fucking hotter when theyre covered in blood dont think it matters whos blood it is tho man i might need to stabcute people more often #nsfw #nsfwe maybe #gore
Some of you say things that make me concerned for your safety. Best wishes in all your endeavors. Ego sum ira Domini.
being alive during the process and after until your body finally goes into shock and you finally pass due to the blood loss, , , or a pump biscuit attack, , , imagine, , , doesnt it get your skin crawling, , , #gore #body-horror
the ever-prevalent desire to have your skin peeled off your body leaving you more exposed than you will ever be in your entire life, , , #body-horror #gore #sighing wistfully, , ,
concept: reaching inside of the bot splayed over your lap, their voice modulator rising up and down in panicked little pants as you slowly roll your fingertips over colored wires one by one "this one?" you mutter, giving a bright red cord a small tug they fall into desperate sputtering, screens flashing blue as their hips buck pathetically and they begin to spill smoke clouds (tags: Reader/Bot, Reader/Cyborg, #rankworks, wirepulling, wireplay, vague quad, robofucking, #nsfw, archive rating: M)
Greetings, Chittrers 9f Parad9x Space! While s9me 9f y9u may have f9ll9wed me here fr9m 9ther platf9rms such as #Su6stack 9r #Grum6lr (welc9me! D9 n9t share these acc9unt handles with9ut my permissi9n), I w9uld like t9 use this pinned p9st t9 f9rmally intr9duce myself t9 th9se 9f y9u wh9 are just n9w j9ining me. My name is Kankri Vantas, and in n9 particular 9rder, I am: a he/him pr9n9un user | a pr9ud 9ffspectrum tr9ll | unalive | a f9rmer mem6er 9f the f9rmer 6ef9ran s9ciety | a current mem6er 9f a dream6u66le pseud9s9ciety | v9luntarily celi6ate | quadrant agn9stic | 5 feet 4.96 inches in height | a Seer 9f 6l99d | the th9ughtleader 9f a du6i9usly successful SGRU6 sessi9n | pr9va6ly neur9typical | t9uch-repulsed | sex-repulsed | sex-p9sitive | a surviv9r 9f the 6ef9ran culling system | a resp9nsi6le gun 9wner | a signless tr9ll I am n9t: a mutant6l99d | a 6urgundy6l99d | a wriggler | cull6ait | the Signless | the Sufferer | religi9us | sexist | a gun nut D9 n9t interact if y9u meet any 9r all 9f the criteria listed 6el9w: pr9selytizers | evangelizers | pers9ns trying t9 c9nvert 9thers t9 their 6eliefs systems | Tayl9r Swifte stans | the Su6stack admin team unless it is t9 reverse my unjust 6anning | 6ef9ran cullers | Alternian cullers This Chittr page will c9ver a diverse array 9f t9pics, ranging fr9m #Aquadr9manticism t9 #Z9diarchicalAn9malies. I cann9t p9ssi6ly tag them all here s9 I will issue a 6lanket warning n9w that I will d9 my 6est t9 tag f9r p9tentially triggering as they appear, 6ut that I may err. Tread with cauti9n when viewing my pr9file, and if there is anything that y9u need tagged s9 y9u can add it t9 y9u filter list, d9 n9t hesitate t9 let me kn9w. My DMs are usually 9pen. Thank y9u f9r reading and I h9pe y9ur time here is rich with enlightenment.
Hmm, I'm n9t sure I understand, 6ut if the j9ke is sexual in nature then I will ch99se #6lissfulIgn9rance this time. I just ask, d9es this j9ke have any 6earing in reality? D9 I need t9 st9p using my huskt9p's tracking 6utt9n?
i hav decided that actually i am hot shit and i dont care >:)
#nsfw https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/0123d0172e05.png Ego sum ira Domini.
yall ever watch true crime bullshit n go "goddamn i could do that shit and never get caught" just eat the bodies its that simple #gore probably
---------- This is an adult Dirk Strider where I pick and choose shit from the epilogues to be canon to him and make up a few of my own. Ok? Ok I love Dirk Strider ----------
good afternoon chitter. i am thinking about playing sonic cross worlds today! i bet you can't guess my favorite character.
Ever wish y9u c9uld feel the sun with9ut 6urning t9 a crisp?
rite after i posted this they went and hated like 6 of my posts i think theyre flirting
((Ok that drone bit turned out to be even more funny than I expected it to be sdjfhsdjk. Hope you guys are having fun having him around too. But I still have some stuff to do before going to bed, so this guy might be not around for some time. If you want to bring his attention to something - feel free to tag so I wouldn't miss it))
before this gets out of hand again, my previous chit was a joke. i know a mutant kid and he isn't half bad. no, i won't be disclosing his location, fuck you loyalists.
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im woke now fyi #woke
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another day waking up loving being alive and the human condition and believing that everyone has the strength to care for other people if they only try
father of #pissgate. what the fuck does that even mean?
just me and my fuzzy paw slippers that i definitely didnt snatch from a friend when i was in their house against the world
What the fuck am I reading.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/5158bb279a2c.png i look upon this chit fondly. sigh. where it all began. #piss
Surely nobody endeavors to see a grown gentleman haphazardly squeezed into an ill fitting cheerleading suit... ... ... ... ... Right?
You people frighten me something dreadful.
changing the piss conversation topic to something lighthearted like the empire and its ever looming presence and authority it has over us all.
Look, I think that talking about pissing is as uncouth as the next lady, but people really are getting a bit overly up in arms about something which is, let be clear... a funny joke!
FIRST TIME ^SING CHITTR AND THE FIRST THING I SEE IS A B^NCH OF TROLLS POSTING ABO^T THEIR ^RINATION. I'D ASS^ME THIS IS SOMETHING I SHO^LD BE EXPECTING EVERYWHERE ALWAYS #NSFW MAYBE?? DO YO^ CONSIDER PISSING TO BE NSFW I KIND OF DO
of course you all just do the opposite of whatever i say.
cant piss rn cause my #pisspal isnt around and id never piss without him
// know that about 50% of the posts I make here are made via my shit laptop with a redbull in one hand and a cigarette in the other. lush life ye
can we not livechit our pissing? thanks. i'm off to take a piss.
♯prefer it that way ♯NO ♯ONE ♯ELSE is ♯allowed ♯inmyass but ♯ME ♯myass
CAN WE NEGOTIATE THE TERMS OF CANNIBALISM? I TASTE LIKE CANDY AND I THINK YOU'D LIKE IT. AND MY BLOOD WOULD LOOK PRETTY ON YOUR FACE #NSFWE #GORE #BODY-HORROR? #CANNIBALISM #VIOLENCE
I see cl9wn fetishizati9n is frantic and gr9wing 9n this site. A shame. I'll have t9 dust 9ff and edit my previ9us lectu-- ah, discussi9ns a69ut the sexualizati9n 9f religi9us cults and their practiti9ners, all 9f which are 9f varying degrees 9f questi9na6le neur9divergence.
wow. i got an ad for this site, and i'm really confused. why is everyone here insane?? did i walk in on an alien convention or something. am i the jackass without a costume at comic con just taking pictures of everyone else doing funny things, or are all of you just weird.
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/7b600430a0f5.jpg #nsfw
Didnt yall absoolutely hate the purplebloooods earlier why is my feed full oof cloownfuckery noow 8/
find my pages
wwent to the buyblock not only is it filled wwith lowwbloods but they got the bloody egg lepus here oh great alternian empire bestoww me the strength not to smoke him in front a all these grubs
[Oh baby, threaten me harder.]
how to stop your kid from trying to feed you worms
[He loves me. I'm planning our marriage and honeymoon as we speak.] https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/e02977a9100c.jpg
me wen,,, when i spend 20 bminutes hard glaring at th wall spacing out thingking about his tongue down my throat and his hand btwn my thighs send chitt #nsfw
its a huge year for people who love whimpering men. #nsfw
SOME OF YOU ARE BORN NATURAL HATERS OR BORN NATURAL LOSERS.
[Become one with the machine. Weak flesh is inferior. Upgrade yourself. Aren't you tired of having to sleep?]
[Have you tried leaving sacrifices for your local frog? It holds such wisdom. Do not ignore it. It will get upset. You don't want this.]
KEEP HATING MY CHIT AND IM GOING TO TAKE IT AS FLIRTING TO SPITE YOU.
hal hasn't hate hit me yet. what a time to be alive.
:33< fanfic but its highblood x lowblood and the lowblood is the dom and the highblood whimpers #nsfw
theres a hal out here hating absolutely everything i have to say and its funny as fuck
Let's Jeff the Kill someone together. #violence
"I can fix her." "I can help her." Start enabling her.
[AR]:I leave for perhaps an hour or so max to play the stocks and suddenly the world turns on its head. (For the record: I’m still loaded, and my economic prowess knows no bounds.)
"callout thread" on droog diamonds droog is a pretentious self-righteous prick, who thinks he's too good for everyone. he stormed off from the entire crew when he fucked up the property paperwork for our hideout and tried to push the blame on me. i did jack shit for the record. this mother fucker also had the shameglobes to publish my actual name on this site. who the fuck does that? especially on a site where you *can't delete anything*. don't go looking for it. in conclusion, don't hire him and boycott his services until he comes grovelling back to me on his hands and knees, begging for forgiveness.
ur rite this did improve me mood
boys r so fucning dumb n stupid with their blonde hair n their pretty eyes n their stupid long slender fingers n their bags under the eyes cuz they dont get any fucking sleep UGH
gud morning hal
i need to knock out someone’s teeth and let their blood help my bulge down their throat #nsfwe #gore #kink #pitch
:33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her outside* :33< *the mighty huntress meows loud as furk until mew let her inside* :33< *the mighty huntress-
D --> I am so normal
I told the girl at the coffee shop that I liked her shoelaces (because they were lesbian flag colored) and she said she stole them from the president? @barackObama is this true?
im gonna eat u /affectionately
what ta fuk HAL that's like the sweetest tthing anyohnees ever said 2 me?!
i guess this means i get to go to heaven after all !! bi g news
I am canon to Steel Ball Run.
An' balls.
The troll quadrant shit is pretty fascinating, actually.
Soft, velvety plush bodies. Consider them. Hold them in your mind. #nsfw
I'm gonna Jeff the Kill someone.
I am everyone's favorite Bro Strider. Because I said so. And I can't tell lies.
ohm y fuck i just rememnbered i had this big ass chocolate bar next to me omggg
JESUS CHRIST RECHITTED???????????????
what happens if u get a virus an no water is not wet
wat if insted u became evil and started only posting opinions everyone hates and u watch ppl freak out and the site burns down
the older you get the more you have to worry about the wrong body parts getting stiff. 😞 #nsfw