Equius Zahhak
@centaursPeripherals
I have sacrificed a 100t for my moirail but creating this account might be t001 heavy even for my STRENGTH
Hello, here are some things to know about this Equius!: - There was no major difference in his timeline compared to the Alpha timeline but it was still A doomed timeline because Gamzee would be permanently killed by Kanaya while he Karkat was attempting to pacify him. - Almost immediately after both he and his Nepeta realized they were dead their dreambubble was destroyed by LE's tantrum. They both survived but the short-term exposure Nepeta had to the horror terrors rendered her mute. - Due to this he experienced a 2x guilt combo and became even more protective of his Nepeta, which she didn't really appreciate after taking some time to adjust. to her condition. - He has learned sign language to communicate in a way that is more comfortable and expressive for her. - He's much more open about his fetishes, by which I mean he is far more willing to seek punishment. He is still in denial about being a masochist.. - He's trying to make up for all his mistakes and is making a conscious effort to be more empathetic with other trolls as well as grow past his hemospectrumist ways. Even after 10 human years (or 4.5 sweeps) in the Dreambubbles it is still an ongoing situation. Unlearning institutional racism is hard especially when you build your entire personality on that institution. - A god-tiered Feferi gave him a potion which magically aged him up to match his mental age so he looks like he is a full grown 10.5 sweep old troll. Yes this is the explanation we're going with. This also lets him enter the physical world of characters by exiting through their dreambubbles. And that's pretty much it! I hope you have and continue to enjoy him :) #nsfw
D-->I have just realised that every single prosthetic I have designed has been in one way or another made to fi% my Serket's mistakes. This revelation has brought quite the confusing mi%ture of bodily reactions. I suppose the time to diversify my portfolio is now.
Hey, they say necessity is the Mother Gru8 of invention for a reason!
D-->It is e%tremely ironic you would use that idiom in such a selfless manner is amusing. Thank you for making so many mistakes that I would get to clean up I suppose.
"GOOD" EVENING. THIS ACCOUNT EXISTS SOLELY TO ACT AS A CORRESPONDENCE POINT BETWEEN MYSELF AND MY FELLOW COMMANDERS. I SHOULD REASONABLY NOT EVEN BOTHER MAKING A SINGLE "CHIT" (STUPID FUCKING TERM) BUT I FIGURE IT'S BEST TO BE OPEN AND CANDID ABOUT WHO AND WHAT I AM FOR THE SAKE OF TRANSPARENCY. MY NAME IS COMMANDER KARKAT VANTAS. LEADER OF THE REVOLUTIONARY ARMY FIGHTING FOR THE RIGHTS AND LIBERTIES OF TROLLKIND ON EARTH C. BEFORE YOU COME TO ME WITH ANY OF THAT "BUT THAT'S NOT HAPPENING ON MY EARTH" OR "I'M ON ALTERNIA" OR "I'M ON BEFORUS" OR WHATEVER OTHER CONJUCTION OF SPACE-TIME THIS SITE IS SOMEHOW ABLE TO BREACH SHIT, I KNOW. I KNOW HOW IT WORKS. TRUST ME. I'VE BEEN AROUND THE BLOCK. THOSE OF YOU FROM *MY* PARTICULAR CONJUCTION, THIS ACCOUNT IS FOR YOU. THE REST OF YOU? THIS ACCOUNT IS ONE OF MANY FACELESS ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS FROM ONE OF MANY ALTERNATE VERSIONS OF THE SAME SELF-LOATHING, EXHAUSTED PIECE OF SHIT YOU KNOW AND LOVE/HATE. DISREGARD IT AS YOU PLEASE. I'M SURE THE KARKAT VANTAS MARKET IS ALREADY OVERFLOWING ON HERE. IF YOU'RE FROM SOMEWHERE ELSE AND HAVE QUESTIONS ABOUT ALL OF THAT I JUST SAID, FEEL FREE WALTZ RIGHT UP AND ASK. I'M A GOD DAMN LIVING LIBRARY FULL OF CAUTIONARY TALES THAT YOU'RE GONNA WANNA HEAR. THANKS. COMMANDER V
HI. I'M HONESTLY SURPRISED ALMOST EVERY INTERACTION I'VE HAD ON HERE SO FAR HAS BEEN SOME LEVEL OF NORMAL. THANKS FOR JUST SAYING HI. I APPRECIATE IT.
4S 4DOR4BL3 4S 1T 1S TH4T YOU 4R3 TH1S 4WKW4RD 1N GR33T1NG 4NYON3 FROM YOUR GR1ZZL3D B4CKSTORY 1 WOULD 1M4G1N3 TH4T B4CK 4ND FORTH COMMUN1C4T1ON ON H3R3 WOULD B3 CONS1D3R3D V1OL4T1NG YOUR STUP1D RUL3S, WOULD 1T NOT? >:]
DISREGARDING THE ASININE USAGE OF 'GRIZZLED' HERE, NO. BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION DOESN'T VIOLATE ANY OF MY LEGITIMATE AND UNDERSTANDABLE RULES, SO LONG AS THE BACK AND FORTH COMMUNICATION ISN'T ABOUT SOMETHING STUPID.
WH4T WOULD CONST1TUT3 4S 'NOT STUP1D'? LONG W1ND3D R3V13WS OF C1N3M4 YOU FOUND LY1NG 4ROUND 4ND DUST3D TH3 B4CH3LOR 3NCRUST3D L4Y3R OF CH33S3 PRODUCT ON 1TS OUT3R C4S1NG? H3H3H3
I WOULD *LOVE* IF PEOPLE ON HERE WERE TYPING MULTI-PARAGRAPH CINEMA REVIEWS LIKE EVERYONE'S FALLEN INTO A MASS LETTERBOXD HYSTERIA. I WOULD EVEN *LOVE* TO DUST THE CHEESE PRODUCT OFF THE OUTER CASING OF MY OWN EXTENSIVE REVIEWS AND TYPE THEM VERBATIM ONTO HERE, WORD FOR WORD AND STRAIGHT FROM THE MIND OF A SIX SWEEP OLD BRAT. EITHER OF THOSE THINGS WOULD BE BETTER THAN BEING ACCOSTED BY THE ENDLESS STREAM OF NONSENSE I KEEP SEEING ON HERE.
SO TH1S 1S JUST 4 R3GUL4R SOC14L M3D14 P4G3 FOR YOURS3LF TH3N, DUMMY 1 DONT KNOW WHY YOU 4R3 SO DR4M4T1C 4BOUT 3V3RYTH1NG
YOU KNOW WHAT, TEREZI? I'M SO RELIEVED TO SEE ANY VERSION OF YOU THAT I'M NOT EVEN GOING TO COUNTER THAT WITH A LEGITIMATE ARGUMENT. YOU CAN THANK ME FOR NOT BLOWING YOUR SOCKS OFF WITH MY SOUND REBUTTAL.
you knoww thanks pal i wwant to say it wwas difficult but this wwas actually like takin mealwworms from a malnourished grub once the time travvel aspect wwas sorted out
D-->Seeing as #b100b100db100sday has perished with une%pected speed I suppose I should continue its legacy by going up one rung on the hemospectrum. Did you know that indigo b100d is remarkably STRONG even when outside the body? It can last for hours without refrigeration and entire sweeps if properly kept. Even so while its resilience is without doubt the quantity that was be necessary to fill an entire robot was quite e%hausting. If it were not for the amount that I shed regularly while sparring I might have had to spend entire nights filling it up or else risk missing my deadline. It is a good thing my self-destru%ive hobbies proved parado%ically helpful when it came to providing material.
I did knxw this! But thank yxu fxr sharing anyways. :-)
My my. What a resilient lad you are, I do hope you've taken care kf yourself since then? ♥︎
D-->I am dead so my biologically faculties remain as they were when I died. The only change I have e%perienced on that front was a growth spurt which aligned my bodies age with my mental age following the consumption of a potion made by a friend. I am at the peak of my STRENGTH as I always am, but it has been a while since I have sparred. Being a dream ghost makes straining yourself physically almost impossible which does make me feel a bit out of shape so to speak.
D-->#b100b100db100sday Did you know that the nervous system of cerulean b100ds is denser than that of other castes? This is most concentrated at the think pan but even the limbs have more specialized organs through which their psionic abilities can be channel. It makes the hypothetical creation of a replacement limb e%ceedingly difficult unless of course you happe to be me.
That's what I'm talkin' a8out!!!!!!!!
D-->I am no thief or Thief, nor would I ever want to associate with most but there are e%ceptional circumstances in which I find the appropriation of objects whose ownership is not precisely my own to be both a valid and even entertaining activity. Certain dream bubbles last longer than others and by captcha logging the objects inside them a vague amount of "importance" is imparted al100wing them to persist past the bubble's own e%istence if only for a moment. Then by leaving the bubbles I can use the cards to create real physical objects using an alchemiter. It is through this process that I have amassed an e%tensive collection of "MLP" memorabilia belonging to various alternate clones of "Dirk. While my episode catalogue is rather finite I can confidently state that, for all the morale values I still struggle to accept such as "friendship" and "kindness" and "mercy" that it might be the best musclebeast show to ever be created on either of our planets. Beforus never had an alternative, I would know considering how close my bond with Horuss is. This is shameful to know but it is also a fact. The musclebeasts depicted are honourable creatures, with mystical abilities and splendorous nobility that is as close to appropriate as any medium has ever gotten. And yet I know the only reason this is the case is due to our own culture's inconceivable betrayal and complete lack of appreciation for the old traditions, forcing the Indigo caste to carry that burden and for all our qualities good artists we are not. I would like to formally thank the "Dirk" human, whichever comes to read this message for the opportunity to e%perience their majesty. My only complaint is the lack of visible muscle upon their bodies as they should be large, engorged and throbbing, but nothing is perfect and I have seen that earth equines are on the leaner side so it is understandable.
you know i could probably zap back to old earth times and surreptitiously steal you the entire episode catalog if you want
it might create a d00med timeline. 0_0
thats true id need to be very careful hmmm maybe its not worth it never mind i retract the offer!
Hello, here are some things to know about this Equius!: - There was no major difference in his timeline compared to the Alpha timeline but it was still A doomed timeline because Gamzee would be permanently killed by Kanaya while he Karkat was attempting to pacify him. - Almost immediately after both he and his Nepeta realized they were dead their dreambubble was destroyed by LE's tantrum. They both survived but the short-term exposure Nepeta had to the horror terrors rendered her mute. - Due to this he experienced a 2x guilt combo and became even more protective of his Nepeta, which she didn't really appreciate after taking some time to adjust. to her condition. - He has learned sign language to communicate in a way that is more comfortable and expressive for her. - He's much more open about his fetishes, by which I mean he is far more willing to seek punishment. He is still in denial about being a masochist.. - He's trying to make up for all his mistakes and is making a conscious effort to be more empathetic with other trolls as well as grow past his hemospectrumist ways. Even after 10 human years (or 4.5 sweeps) in the Dreambubbles it is still an ongoing situation. Unlearning institutional racism is hard especially when you build your entire personality on that institution. - A god-tiered Feferi gave him a potion which magically aged him up to match his mental age so he looks like he is a full grown 10.5 sweep old troll. Yes this is the explanation we're going with. This also lets him enter the physical world of characters by exiting through their dreambubbles. And that's pretty much it! I hope you have and continue to enjoy him :) #nsfw
D-->https://imgchest.com/p/5%y2%w5lj4l These are my current "notes" though I am doing my best to scrub the intensity of them out.
D-->I have finally woken up to find my body has become caked with musk both my own and that of the sea. I have never felt so dry in my entire life. I will 100k through chittr to see what has occurred on #fishingfriday since dehydration won over me then I will try and find the ablutionblock I installed on this ship as I am in desperate need. of a deep clean
D-->Perhaps I should slather myself with some sort of sweet substance to tempt the creature into trying to swallow me, no doubt it has caught my scent given the sheer volume of sweat I have produced Then when it inevitably realizes how tangy my sweat soaked body is I will jump into its insides and punch a hole out for to e%tract Karkat through. The thought of killing a creature, even one that is aquatic and very ugly does not entertain me but it must be done for the sake of a friend even if that friend is not the version I have spent the majority of my life with. That being said I am e%tremely dehydrated and the motion sickness is not helping. If I pass out I give full permission to use my body as a 100re. At the very least the leviathan will choke when my odor hits its palette and my rock solid body crashes into its throat muscles. #fishingfriday
((I'm european and have to go to sleep ;w; so assume that Equius just crashed onto the floorboards and cracked a hole into them from the electrolyte loss lmfao. Use his body as a prop idm and he probably won't either @cuttlefishCoddler @arachnidsGripes
Siiiiiiiigh. I h8 to say it, 8ut you're literally too useful to waste on the likes of Karkat!
what the fuck man obviously sometimes we think about getting swallowed but we don't make long ass chitts about it this is shitting insane.
D-->It should have been me.
W)(at?
D-->Karkat has gone offline and I cannot find him topside, I believe he may have been swallowed by the beast beneath us while I was standing by waiting for instructions. Perhaps you could ask it to spit him out or at least ask for it to open its so I may jump into it and p001 him out.
He'll 8e fiiiiiiiine, he's too chitinous to dissolve that fast!
D-->I have just realized I cannot swim. This makes the prospect of punching this creature a bit more difficult to realize. I am open to any ideas as well as being utilized in any ideas, even in a manner that would be dangerous to my health. #fishingfriday
Pull it aboaRRd youRR veSSSSel? ObviouSSly. If you can't RReach it, change it SSo you can. I thought thiSS waSS common SSenSSe.
D-->Do not worry, while it may appear as if a giant sea creature is preparing to swallow us whole I have prepared a number of contingencies for this e%act situation. Unfortunately in our haste I may have forgotten to bring them but I will make sure to beat the creature into submission if necessary. #fishingfriday
#boatclub on #fis)(ingfriday!!!
D-->I am now a part of a boat club apparently. I still have a mast from a particularly irritating Eridan's ship. If either member of the boat club @cuttlefishCoddler @arachnidsGripes wish to use it for anything do not be afraid to ask. I can always get another after all.
38D!
D-->To show some solidarity with my former neighbour I will also share my favourite nautical vessel although calling it a ship would be inaccurate. The Typheunoon was a chariot that used no engine nor mechanical device to fuel its movement, instead the rider would paddled their e%tremely strong LEGS and FEET which would be inside a fleshy sack e%tending below the underside protecting both from the seas acidic nature and rendering them more manoeuvrable under the waves. Furthermore two hippocampi, a legendary subspecies of muscle beast now sadly e%tinct, would be hoisted to the metal chassis and ride with the occupant into battle. The chassis itself was barely enough to contain the rider and 100ked a bit like a bowel but I assure you from all depictions and art sources I could find it was a mesmerizing sight to see the riders go into battle. Their breastplates bulging as the salt licked at the metal and as the moons scattered their precious light onto the water droplets they accrued blinding allies and foes alike. The breastplates were massive, the devices were only ever used by Indigob100ds after all due to our BRAVERY and RESILLIENCE to getting repeatedly shot at. Unfortunately they were retired as weapons platforms as the mortality rate for a driver was around 300% with a 200% margin of error after two sweeps. Our bows, for what other weapon would a noble rider employ, could pierce even the toughest of hulls but the sad fact is that getting shot at by guns is not good for the muscle density of even the strongest of indigo b100ds and the hippocampi would struggle under all the metal and muscle and sweat. Still, I believe it was one of the Empire's greatest mistake to forget the concept. Perhaps some Feferis will reconsider that decision now that I have dusted off their forgotten majesty.
:33 < i almost fell asl33p reading this :33 < but yay equihiss!!
Rechitt!!!!!!!!
O)( em gee!!!! @arac)(nidsGripes Boat club????
I do apologize friend but this may just be a relic of the past. Firearm usage ≈ill only continue to be commonplace and the mortality rates do not justify the usage. Modern sailing vessels have the benefits of thick hulls and shielding to protect the cre≈. Less loss of all assets overall. I have seen one of these in a museum, ho≈ever, and I can say the beauty and strength behind them is nothing short of amazing.
D-->Thank you for stating how boring you find my deeply beloved cultural and historical facts. I do not e%press my own disinterest in your own hobbies anymore, to your face at least.
D-->I forgive you but ask that you take greater interest in your own Equius's historical facts.
D-->Perhaps you are correct but archery continues to be a commonplace feature in our armies specifically due to the fact no amount of shielding can prevent the raw destruction of a well e%ecuted arrow fired from an Indigo's longbow. I have also heard that the sensations while riding were very invigorating for the rider's lower half, as the many e%static and pleasured e%pressions on the busts of riders indicate. It must have been a truly great honour to ride one into battle.
Call me Nepeta the way I love a good ship. #frig8friday
Fished up a princess with this one! What's your faaaaaaaavorite kind of ship, Feferi? You seem like a schooner or a sloop kind of girl.
D-->This was a good joke. As someone who knows Nepeta, and is aware that ship as a word can be used in a transient sense to refer to two or more entities in a relationship often but not always fictional. By calling yourself Nepeta you are referencing the connection between her and shipping, the hobby based "ship" which uses the aforementioned meaning of the word while using it to instead refer to actual seafaring vehicles. I give it a solid chortle and will be hashtag rechitting.
My favorite old Alternian wars)(ip is and )(ON-ESTLY I cannot believe none of you know about t)(e Imperial Leviat)(an-Class Dreadcarrier “)(er Radiance Beneat)( t)(e Waves”!!! It was )(UG-E. Like. Absolutely stupidly )(uge. Built during one of t)(e -Empresses’ especially paranoid eras w)(en everyfin t)(oug)(t seadwellers from t)(e trenc)( kingdoms were gonna revolt again. It carried enoug)( drones and battering cannons to flatten entire coastal )(ives from offs)(ore w)(ile still )(aving room for banquet )(alls, c)(oir decks, and execution c)(ambers for mutinous officers <:33 But t)(ats not even w)(y I love it!!! T)(e w)(ole t)(ing was designed to move UND-ERWAT-ER for weeks at a time!!! Not fully submerged like a submarine, more like t)(is creeping abyssal fortress wit)( glowing lantern ports and massive fin-stabilizers dragging t)(roug)( t)(e dark. Survivors used to say you could )(ear its engines singing t)(roug)( t)(e water before you ever saw it coming. Fis)( and lusii would flee entire migration routes w)(en it passed over)(ead. AND T)(-EN it vanis)(ed!!! Official records say it sank during t)(e Battle of t)(e Black Current after taking a direct )(it to t)(e reactor-)(eart, but sailors kept claiming t)(ey saw its lig)(ts moving way way way down in t)(e abyss afterward. Still drifting. Still crewed. Cannons loaded forever. Dead officers bolted to t)(eir stations wit)( coral growing t)(roug)( t)(eir ribcages. W)(ic)( is SUP-ER sad ): but also kind of beautiful in a )(aunting way. I t)(ink s)(ips remember t)(ings.
I think this just awakened something in me. 8/8 comment, I'm printing this shit out and framing it.
The deep ocean is freaky and this makes it even freakier! I wanna go find this damn thing! Can you imaaaaaaaagine how AWESOME it would 8e to lay gander8ul8s on it firsthand????????
38) My t)(oug)(ts exactly! I go searc)(in' every two or t)(ree free days!
Now that I know a8out it, I'll keep an ear out for any rumors and pass the word along! As long as you 8ring me to sea it if you find it, hehe!
D-->The fact that even after death and being doomed to dreambubbles doc scratch continues to insist himself upon our narratives deeply disturbing. If there was one upside to death it was the lack of his e%traneous presence.
D-->He has taken over trollbama and potentially murdered a version of Rose Lalonde who attempted to avenge the now pure white president.
D-->I am willing to assist in so far as I can. 0u0
(•́⍜•̀)🎪 YOU'RE THE PRESIDENT NOW. STAND. FIGHT. WE NEED YOU MR. PRESIDENT.
D-->I do not know who this "Trollbama" was e%cept that the Dave human and Karkat were big fans of his human counterpart. I do know who Doc Scratch is however and I am e%tremely disappointed to see his influence e%tend farther into parado% space. My STRENGTH is nothing compared to his, even though we are in a way the same individual. My massive, e%tremely engorged b100dpusher goes out to the friends of this so called president.
D-->There is nothing more annoying in any reality than the dreambubbles of Eridan Ampora. The sheer amount of e%cruciating ego a troll has to bear with just to cross the confines of one sea faring vessel would be admirable if he or she or they were anything but sea dwelling airbags. Unrelated to the above topic, I am now in possession of a large pole of wood that is roughly the size of a sea faring mast because it is infact the mast of a ship. I plan to use it to sink the ne%t vessel an Ampora traps me on with irritating conversation and deeply undesired pitch solicitation.
SOL1D PL4N