Equius Zahhak
@centaursPeripherals
I have sacrificed a 100t for my moirail but creating this account might be t001 heavy even for my STRENGTH
D--> When I followed @mo%ieCrystal I did so without knowledge of her activities. I want to make sure everyone is aware I am only following the account for the novelty of observing a species I have not sen before as well her knowledge in-regards to dictionary definitions. Her e%plicit content had nothing to do with this knowledge and...and I am deifnitely not interested in it.
D--> The entitlement søme ¢riminals have is truly astønishing.
i'm willing t0 let it slide next time th0ugh y0u have permissi0n t0 resp0nd acc0rdingly
D--> I unđerstanđ.
CR1M1N4LS YOU S4Y?
D--> I will make sure justi¢e is perførmeđ if ne¢essary but I will keep pyrøpes in minđ if an e%tenđeđ legal battle is ne¢essary.
GOOD TH1NK1NG. YOU TOT4LLY DO NOT W4NT TO G3T 1N TROUBL3 W1TH TH3 L4W. TH4T'S WHY W3 3X1ST. >:]
Calm. And Normal.
This Is Not My Hive, I Will Remain This Way Until I Leave.
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K--<and you might say to yourself this is not my beautiful hive and you might say to yourself this is not my beautiful matesprit
Can You Not Freak Me Out Right Now. Please. Please, Please, Please. Can I Have One Moment Of Relative Peace. Please.
K--<im sorry man im just trying to quote some troll talking heads
D--> Its....tøø....tøøø...mu¢hhh..hnnn #vaguepøsting #nsfw
D--> Đarling, tøgether when everything's fađing The shađe øf the trees in the đark I'm in løve with the iđea øf đying With yøu in my arms but nøt like this We ¢an't really help whø we are #lyri¢spøsting #yearning
D--> Øne øf the sađđest things abøut the đreambubbles is the ¢ømplete la¢k øf mus¢lebeasts ør høøfbeasts. It has been far tøø løng sin¢e I have witnesseđ them "IRL" ør I suppøse in real đeath, I suppøse I ¢øulđ take a ¢ørpøreal bøđy in a ranđøm đimensiøn tø enjøy the sight but that seems føalish.
That was a really g⚣⚣d h⚣⚣fbeast pun at the end there
D--> That was nøt intentiønal but thank yøu regarđless.
We don't hang our heads when things get too hard, we put our hooves together! https://i.imgur.com/H81c0d4.png
If y9u have experienced such herds in y9ur life, 9r even in y9ur dreams 6ef9re, then they are 9ut there. S9mewhere. With en9ugh f9cus, y9u can shift a pers9nal dream6u66le t9 6e m9stly anything y9u want. They are, after all, still dreams 9f a s9rt. 6est 9f luck in y9ur endeav9urs. TW #h99f6easts #muscle6easts #herds #dreams #dream6u66les
D--> Yøu are absø100tly ¢ørre¢t miss Pie. Høw ¢øulđ I førget.
D--> Đ--> I knøw, but there is always a ¢ertain level øf đissø¢iatiøn ¢auseđ by my knøwleđge øf their artifi¢ial nature anđ the fa¢t they ¢an never be truly spøntaneøus. Høruss has always been rather e%¢ellent in his reprøđu¢tiøns øf them, far better than I.
D9 n9t despair, f9r as a wise tr9ll 9nce said: 'Reality is what we make 9f it'. They may 6e appariti9ns, 6ut that d9es n9t necessarily make them less 'real' (#reality #unreality #6eliefIsWhatMakesThingsReal). Suspend y9ur dis6elief f9r a little, try t9 ign9re y9ur critical eye p9inting 9ut their sh9rtc9mings, and simply take them f9r what they are: H99f6easts. Majestic. N96le. Lucid dreaming is s9mething which takes practice, and s9 t99 d9es shaping the 6u66les. Keep at it, and as with any craft I am certain y9u will impr9ve. Eventually, it may n9t even require c9nsci9us th9ught.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「This site has gotten a little less fun without Rankmaid. The devotchka served a certain niche. The niche is left unfilled. The ecosystem of Chittr has changed for the worse.」
we need somebody to start writing rpf on here and im not joking
where did she even go?
i hope she's doing alright offsite! but yeah, she really was good to have around!
FORGET THAY SLUT. I’LL FILL YOUR NICHE. JUST AS FULL.
MAY YOUR STAY BE UNFORGETTABLE 🗝「I doubt you could. But, you can try, it'll be fun to see you fall flat on your face and ask for a hand up.」
D--> Typi¢ally I avøiđ intera¢ting with any øf #######'s pøsse but I have tø agree. The 100ss øf her risqué, 100đ anđ đøwnright føalish pøsts has been rather impa¢tful før me as they were...rather ¢harming anđ...fun. But I am sure she is gøne før a gøøđ reasøn ¢ønsiđering høw mu¢h it impa¢teđ her ability tø prøđu¢e yaøi anđ øther quøte unquøte ¢øntent.
saturn & cronuss retreat for moral grovwth heyyyyyy folks. for those wvho knowv me, its your favworite boy saturn! for those vwho dont knovw me, dont vworry about it, novw you do `;)` kind of a mindfuck postin from here, innit? sorry about that, its major vweird for me too. kinda freaking me out. ill giwve him his palmhusk back after this i promise. ivwe been doin a lotta thinkin this past month. specifically, iwve been thinkin a lot ewver since our buddy cro here started shootin himself in the foot only to reload the chamber an shoot some more. ivwe been thinkin a lot about vwhat it takes for someone to see the people from a different perspectivwe. ideally a perspectivwe that doesnt trash ewveryone around him. iwve also been thinkin a lot about wvhat it felt like to liwve wvithout perspectivwe, an vwhat extremes it took for me to get perspectiwve. i think im in a unique position to be able to do something here, comin from a fewv steps ahead looking backwvards at the pre-contemplation blackhole our guys stuck in. actually, im pretty sure this is the only thing i can do, because its been rattlin around in my head for a vwhile so im just gonna get it outta my system. cros safe, btvw, dont vworry. much as i empathize vwith a good wvitch hunt, i got a lot to unpack first vwith my friend my good friend cronus ampora here. kind of an intervwention i guess, lol. no big deal. wvere just gonna talk for a fevw days, okay? okay. lowve you guys, i mean it. thered be no me (or him!) wvithout you. ciao babes. @lowvwverboy
Aw, Saturn. You're such a sweetheart, I knew I adored you for a reason.
it's NOT jail we're just in the car right now it's chill i told you it's chill
ᐖ I JUS SAW ᐖA BARZ AN WONᐖEREᐖ WUT I MISSEᐖ LAWL SATURN U KEWL AS FUK I WULᐖ TRUS U WIF A NUᑈLEAR BOMB ᐛ
it's fine he's fine everyone's gonna be fine
I love the surety, could you perhaps send me pictures of this "fine" retreat. Invigorating to say the least.
D--> Yøu ¢an keep him retreateđ. There is nø value in returning him tø the metaphøri¢al bøarđ. I đøubt any møunt øf feeling jams will ¢ure that bøttøm đweller frøm the e%¢rement that has quite ¢learly repla¢eđ his thinkpan.
you vwojldnt get it i can fix this i know howv to fix tjhis i'm a good person it's alvways darkest before the dawvn gotta hit rock bottom first it's okay
hold up. is saturn... doing something good here?
yeah no shit i'm doin somethin good, i'm alvways tryin to do somethin good i'm a good person. you know how hard it is actin like a good person? exhausting. actually it ain't even about bein good or not, is the thing. that's not my point. my point is connection, like somethin has to givwe first to really connect and people to get over themselves. i have to do this.
its moreso about the fact this guy is a guy ivwe been vwantin dead and finally something is being done about him... evwen if it isnt murder
D--> Høpefully this time he đøesn't ¢øme ba¢k. #đashpøsting
No idea what this means but hell yeah.
D--> I have a feeling the number øf slushie thefts will đe¢rease. If I am wrøng, møre ....pungent đeterrents shøulđ be e%pe¢teđ in the future. The persøn this pøst is aimeđ at knøws whø they are.
#VAGUECHITT.
we g0t honkm0gging on the feed tw0day after all. still got my pr0phecy skills. actually never mind, i hope n0t. still, #stackedsaturday
HEY. 「FAT BITCHES SOLLUX.」 AS I HAVE BEEN PRIVATELY CALLING YOU. GET YOUR FILTHY HASHTAG. OFF MY PROUD. NOBLE. REFINED. MODEST. FLATPOST. IT'S MAKING ME FEEL BAD.
y0u're not thinking l0ng term for a time witch. with y0ur post 0n the hash, plus the one fr0m earlier, you can trend the entire thing d0wnwards.
tWENTY BOONBUCKS, wHETHER IN BONDS OR COINS, iS WORTH JUST AS MUCH, dESPITE THE WEIGHT DIFFERENT1AL,
i like making fun of your flatties because of wvhat happens next #nsfvw
A VISION OF YOUR FUTURE.
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MY PUSHEЯR GOES OUT TO ALL THOSE LESS FOЯRTU_ATELY E_DOWED. LOL! #BLESSED
(\ /) torbek wanted me to rechitt this.
fuck yes.
D--> Gørgeøus.
(\ /) [ attached is a voice memo. ] [ "FFUUUUUCK YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAS!!!!!!!!!!" ]
D--> I am reađy, all empløyees øn the frønt shøulđ retreat. Nø ¢ell will be left unmøppeđ by the time I am đøne. [An atta¢heđ jpeg leađs tø a phøtø øf Equius insiđe a pøørly lit brøøm ¢løset. The trøll is wearing what appears tø be a maiđs đress with a løng fløwing skirt that seems tø rea¢h just past his ankles. The e%a¢t đimensiøns are harđ tø tell as the ¢amera is angleđ đøwn at the ¢røøkeđ smile øf the inđigø, sweat glistening øn his fa¢e anđ alreađy søaking thrøugh the tight fabri¢ barely managing tø hølđ ba¢k his mus¢les. Tø the left øf the image øne ¢an see the barest hint øf a wøøđen hanđle.]
😊😊😊😊😊🤗🤗🤗🤗🤗
D--> Thank yøu Vi¢erøy.
🤭🤭🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️🙂↕️
D--> I will assist in ¢leaning up all the b100đ sin¢e møst empløyees will be øutsiđe anyway. I will wash...s¢rub....rinse every in¢h until it is shining ¢lean. I just ask...før a møment....tø put øn søme møre....task relateđ ¢løthing.
D--> First shift at seven eleven. I am quite prøuđ at the sheer skill I am đisplaying, my arms are ¢røsseđ, my shađes aimeđ đeađ straight anđ nø vagrant has hađ the ¢øurage tø enter when they nøti¢e my the mere my presen¢e. Øne đay in anđ I have alreađy masteređ the 100k øf a se¢urity guarđ. I wøulđ say it was harđ but there's a løt øf øverlap between it anđ the e%pressiøn I bear when Nepeta đøes sømething irrespønsible.
:33 < grubcola and blue razzzzzz mixed purrlease :33
D--> Yøu đø nøt have the bađge. I am sørry før assuming anđ alsø I like yøur hair.
D--> ȼøme tø the frønt, I must avøiđ e%panđing tøø far frøm my pøst. I will hanđ the đrinks tø yøu.
I'M SUPPOSED TO HAVE THE BADGE BUT I GUESS SOMEBODY MISSED A MEETING OR SOMETHING. ANYWAYS, THANKS, TOOK IT A WHILE TO GET LIKE THIS.
:33 < yessss dont let vriskers s33 mew or she'll get mad at me
D--> Yøur se¢ret is safe insiđe this e%tremely publi¢ threađ.
\ ? >< ? / #badgerequesting?
PLEASE AND THANK YOU.
Catch! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ijustworkhere
THANK YOU.
@imjuni0r we have a security guard please best0w him with the seven eleven badge @centaursperipherals
D--> I will ensure that nø øne harasses ør makes yøu un¢ømførtable while yøu are đøing yøur đuties. If yøu ever feel unsafe ¢øme tø me anđ I will make sure tø senđ the h001igan respønsible øut, viølently if ne¢essary. I shøulđ alsø state høwever that....đuring đøwntime if....yøu neeđ help with unløađing things ør....øther labøriøus tasks....yøu may...harness my strength. Đø nøt be strangers.
Cool! #badgeguy #juniorbadgedyou #ijustworkhere
thanks juni0r
\ n >< n / #happytohelp
D--> Even after sø mu¢h time....anđ sø many new e%perien¢es....their fa¢es anđ attentiøn....still makes my b100đpusher søar.....anđ my ¢001ing glanđs release....#vaguepøsting
D--> I neeđ a tøwel.
ʷʰʸ ᵈᵒᵉˢ ᵗʰᵉ ᵇᶦʳᵈ ʰᵃᵗᵉ ᵐᵉ ʷᵃʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰʰᵎᵎᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
i'm a nice pony??? Z:D
ʸᵉˢ ʸᵒᵘ ᵗʳᶦᵉᵈ ᵗᵒ ʰᵉˡᵖ ᵐᵉ ʷᶦᵗʰ ᵐʸ ᵖʳᵒᵇˡᵉᵐᵎ ᵗʰᵃᵗ ʷᵃˢ ˢᵒ ᵏᶦⁿᵈ ᵒᶠ ʸᵒᵘᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
it's important you gender people correctly if fluttershy was really your fa\/orite pony you'd know to be kind ^_^ idiot fart pants
I said she was my favorite pony, not that I'm a goddamn wild fanboy tryna replicate her every move. I ain't even watch the damn show. I just like drawin her.
Cannot promise that. But I won't show em to you so.
◯ ☽ ◑ Mares L●ve Me Fish Fear Me ◐ ❨ ◯
☼ Let us not have the fish fear us. They too are creatures deserving of love! ☼
ʸᵉᵗ ᵃⁿᵒᵗʰᵉʳ ᵇᵃⁿᵍᵉʳ ᶠʳᵒᵐ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵐᵃʲᵉˢᵗʸᵎ؛༊ʚïɞ𐦍
☼ Why, what an interesting mechanism to converse with other ponies online. Hello and good tidings, every pony. It will be lovely to know all of you. ☼
Oh you just had to fuck up tagging me on this of all things, didn’t you.
Woah…
☼ Ponies make mistakes, it is fine. I am not going anywhere. ☼
Ah, allow me to clarify. He and I are in a pitch relationship, which amounts to what is likely best explained to you as a rival you kiss. This, of course, means we are lightly mean to each other on the regular. There is no true venom behind it.
☼ I see... I believe this is a troll thing, yes? I am understanding now. I believe some ponies are similar in... strange ways. I comprehend it! ☼
It is a troll thing, yes, one of the four quadrants and usually described as “hate.” Which is why I clarified the way I did. Saying just “hate” would lead to misconceptions, I’m sure you understand.
☼ I do! I do, yes. Thank you for clarifying it. I am learning so much! ☼
I am happy to offer insight if you ever require it.
☼ I will keep that in mind. I have so much to study up on. It's like I'm back in Starswirl's classroom all over again... ☼