HILDAH THUBAN
@achromaticCrusade
LOOK AT THE TЯROLL YOU JUST CULLED. _OW LOOK AT ME. _OW BACK TO THE TЯROLL YOU CULLED. _OW BACK TO ME. THAT GUY AI_'T ME, BUT IF THEY STOPPED BUGGI_G A_D GOT SOME GAME. THEY STILL WOULD_'T BE ME. :oX
Your name is HILDAH THUBAN. God DAMN do you love your job. Even amongst your ELITELY mirthful peers, you are a CHAMPION of SUBJUGGLATION and a DECORATED RINGMASTER of your own tent in the Dark Carnival. You are the CHOSEN HEROINE of the mythical dragon RESHIRAM, and with the blazing blue flare of TRUTH behind your ROTATING BIZARSENAL, there is nothing that any SCUMSUCKING IDEALIST GUTTERBLOOD can do to stop you. From your spiraling tower, you help to maintain the peace of your assigned colony, POMON. Unless you're in the mood to disturb it, which is as OCCASIONAL as it is your MOTHERFUCKING BIRTHRIGHT. You like to engage in the cultural zeitgeist that dominates your planet's professional, recreational, and economical spheres, FIDUSPAWN; you are as formidable of a beast on the MAKE-BELIEVE BATTLEFIELD as you are on the REAL ONE. The WARRIOR'S BURDEN also follows you home when you aren't at work or at play, forcing you into nightly WRANGLING SESSIONS between YOURSELF, your FIERY, OVERBOARING MOTHER, and your CO-GLADIATOR. This often results in you walking away SOOT-FACED and SINGED TO SHIT, though your unruly mane grows back unrealistically fast. You enjoy yourself a good CONCERT, catching the early-morning GAME on the PROPAGANDA BOX, and long STALKS on UNDELLA BEACH. You're told you have a TOOTHY smile, even when you manage to keep your mouth shut. :oX Your trolltag is achromaticCrusade [AC] and you type with the GUTTUЯRAL GЯROWL of a woman who WANTS FOЯR _OTHING. STOP ASKI_G. (( Lore overview to be added in replies! )) https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/cd140be0a19c.jpg
Trimming my squiggly for a woman, because that is just the kind of gentleman I am~. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ✀ ~.~.✀~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ~.~. #Suggestive #Chivalry
hey I have a quastion you're doing WHAT to your WHAT ??
I THINK THAT WILL HURT YOU ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ?? ??
PLEASE DON'T DO THAT ??
࣪⊹₊˚{ if only it was easier to fake my own death four attention than it was to like, #maidout on a r+om culling spree }u_u{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ likeeee.... sometimes you just want something different.... okay? }>_>{ #violence #cullquette #justgillythings }˚₊⊹ ࣪
CA_'T ЯRELATE. LITEЯRALLY _OTHI_G WЯRO_G WITH A ЯRA_DOM CULLI_G SPЯREE. SHIT ALWAYS DOES THE TЯRICK.
࣪⊹₊˚{ some things are harder than me than they are four you now }<_<{ okay }>_>{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
Ƹ 🌂 > The Dark One understands your pain now. IT HAS BEEN DONE TO ME TOO. Ʒ
｢ahh~ waifu gathering! ＼(^_^)／｣
Ƹ 🌂 > THIS IS NOT A “WAIFU” GATHERING!!!! Ʒ
_OBODY GETS IT U_TIL IT DOES. _O O_E IS SAFE.
｢konnichiwa, minasan! ( ^-^)ノ megane-san's kirihorn tingles... so... boku...is... kyaaa!!!! (*ゝω･*) ima firin mah lazer! (*^▽^)/★*☆♪ shōjiki, megane-san has a choto hyge list of haremdachis (；・ω・) and unbeamued kirainahito Σ(；｀∀´) to change! (；´_ゝ`) byuttt.... boku has to post his yari nokoshi first! kyuah! (*≧∇≦)ﾉ hilly-chan @achromaticCrusade comes nexto!! megane-san doesn't weally wike piero-chans... even moefairies like clownpiece-chan don't give megane-san the feels! (´ﾟωﾟ｀) syo.... when megane-chan did dis round of #waifuification...(`へ´*)ノ he got rid of it!!! gyah!! yamero, clown-chans! (≧口≦)ノ nyehh, no honknose or boopyshoe! (｀ε´ ) megane-san made hilly-chan a kyutiebeast! keke~ a kyutieful sujigyjrl (ФωФ) uwah uwah! uwah wah! (*´∇｀)ﾉ hilly-chan's choto furekkusu is making my kokoro go doki doki doki!!!! kyuuuu!! ( ・u・)ノΞ●~* aahhn~ ( ゜ρ゜ )｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: shōjiki means truthfully! (^_^)/ megane-san is telling da trufe! (⌒0⌒) choto means very. haremdachis means harem friends! q(^-^q) the opposite of kirainahito, which means HATERS. ( ｀□´) gyuhhh... megane-san hates his haterz. (´_ゝ`) yari nokoshi means backlog. very big backlog... (；ω；｀*) megane-san gets requestos too... (；Д；) aahhh... eto... ( ´Д｀) moefairies are bastions of nyehpic moe moments, which is when a kyutiecutie is xtra kawaii! ( ・ω・) clownpiece-chan is from megane-san's favorite bulleto hell, touhou! (*/∀＼*) so sugoi! yamero means STAWP IT! (*｀ｴ´) cuddit out! (＃￣З￣) sujigyjrl means musclegirl, doing lots of furekkusu- flexing. (。･`з･)ﾉ and what's a biggu muscle?? your pusher, or your kokoro!! d=(^o^)=b when it goes doki doki, das how kyu know you're in wuv! (*^_^*)]
Ƹ 🌂 > What? The Dark One never said anything to you. If I did, I MEANT this DISGUSTING CRETIN who made the Original POST. Ʒ
࣪⊹₊˚{ girlygrub, we are going to fillet this mouth breathing little PRICKLET togetherrrr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ TOGETHERRRR!!!! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ #killing #killinghim }˚₊⊹ ࣪
MY BAD, OЯRIGI_AL DAЯRKSTEЯR. I'M SOЯRT OF I_ A_ EMOTIO_ALLY VUL_EЯRABLE STATE ЯRIGHT _OW IF YOU CA_ IMAGI_E.
Is this a new shirt? A new hairstyle? ▣h, I kn▣w! Y▣u did s▣mething different with y▣ur h▣rns. ▾ S▣mething ab▣ut this picture is just s▣ slightly ▣ff. Maybe they caught y▣u at an unflattering angle. Hmm. ▾
CULL YOUЯRSELF YOU IG_OMI_IOUS WASTE OF ATMOSPHEЯRE!!! THIS IS OBVIOUSLY _OT A ЯREAL PHOTO OF ME. USE YOUЯR PA_ BOY.
It d▣esn't have y▣u signature p▣nyta-il. ▾ I see n▣w. ▾
࣪⊹₊˚{ BECAUSE YOU PROBABLY WOULD GO REEEELY FLUKING HORRIBLY WITH A HULLBERRY VINAIGRETTE!!!! }*□*{ }*_*{ }*□*{ }*_*{ THATS WHY!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ DONT ENCOURAGE THIS!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ YOU ARE MAKING THE UPPER CLASS LOOK BADDDD UNCCCCFISHHHH! }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ }*□*{ #likeaglubbingmonkfish #TYPICULL }˚₊⊹ ࣪
⚇ Laughter 2:20 ⚇ "Listen listen listen, this motherfucker is SO fucking DUMB! HAW HAW HAW! Dumbass little brother mine waltzed on up to the counter at Little Cease Hers, and he's like 'you ain't put pepperoni on my flavor disc!'. Well you know how these places is staffed, its all lowbloods n shit who ain't paid enough to care. But we's highbloods so you know the lil' mustard was scared as SHIT. So motherfucker starts shaking and apologizing, and it sets off lil' bro's killing rage. He tries to vault the fuckin' counter, and the mustard fuckin' SPRAYS SAUCE AT HIM FROM A BOTTLE HAW HAW HAW! AND AND AND. HOLY FUCK! HE TRIES TO GET UP AFTER THE GOD DAMN INDIGNITY...AND SLIPS ON IT ON THE FLOOR AND FALLS OVER AGAIN! BAH HAH HAH HAH HAH! Ahhh...I had to cull the mustard, 'course. Can't let 'em think we ain't united. But DAMN, brother, you ain't NEVER looked stupider!" ⚇ #MirthfulChittr #Clownposting #Scripture ⚇
hate when this happens to a brother. HONK HONK.
TЯRUEEEEEEEE. #IWASTHEЯRE
lmfaolmfaolmfao add a “slip” sound effect real time via slide whistle and it’ll complete the chuckles or whatever
⚇ HOINK HOINK HOINK! ⚇ damn straight little brother. ⚇ fuck i love it when you talk to me on the wicked shit :8) ⚇
i don’t speak on it often as i find it’s not my place . . . yet i suppose some habits die hard
⚇ as far as i'm concerned ⚇ its your place, brother. ⚇ your place is wit' me. ⚇
i fear that’s not the truest thing, but i appreciate the sentiment a ticket tearer . . . the faithless . . . the lost and wandering . . . i wish you the best of luck in your judgement, though i fear i do not fit the title of “brother”
⚇ awh, monroe... cmon. ⚇ you's a brother to me. ⚇ you's been *good* to me. ⚇ you're my brother. ⚇ ain't nothin' gonna change my mind on that. ⚇
trust me, something some night will flip your pan on things it’s a matter of time . . . though, i know i can’t convince you of this until it happens
⚇ nah, brother. ⚇ no matter what happens. ⚇ no matter what you think you've done. ⚇ no matter what you think in general. ⚇ you'll always be my number one. ⚇ nothing will EVER change that. ⚇ i promise. ⚇
Going on a dATE with an unstable Alternian babe dO NOT wait uP
https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/8bb3ccc308ab.gif :o) #Workposting #Bossposting #Worship #DarkCarnivalCometh
:o) ...Who asked?
oh yOU ArE So RiGht I FOrgOT The parT OF BEinG a LoRD Of CHAoS WHERe i HAVE tO FiLl oUT A tEN PAge DOCuMeNT TO GAiN The tEmPOrAry Right of pleADIng WItH a HIGh courT of lEXICOnIc oveRSighT to GraNt mE PeRMiSsion TO UsE A SIngle lEtTEr iN a rEPly oN cHiTtr BeFore RepEatInG THe pRoceSs 253 aDdItioNal nUMber oF TiMes BRb!
:o) Okay good luck with that.
ACTUAlly IVe AlREaDY FILlED OUt The FoRm BEcaUsE I usED a LITTLE sOMEtHiNg CalLED tIME tRaveL exCEpt No I DIDnt i wENT tHrOuGH And coNjUREd A BUNch Of Fake DOCuMenTs to FiLl OUT becAUSe im NOt a hAck aND i ActUaLLY Work fOR MY Biits.
:o) That's nice.
TW #flashing #mane6easts #dich9t9my #6elief #religi9n While the su6ject matter may 6e c9ntr9versial, if n9t 9utright #pr96lematic, I cann9t deny it g9t a smile 9ut 9f me.
:o) I am to please. :o) But also :o) #ShamingOtherPeople'sReligions
I 6y n9 means intend t9 shame y9u. I simply wish t9 ackn9wledge that, th9ugh clearly a p9sitive experience f9r y9u, many have sensitivities and trauma relating t9 it. Their experiences sh9uld n9t 6e disc9unted, either.
YOUR LORD LITERALLY PISSES ON THE FUCKING CARPET LIKE A SHAKING BARKBEAST. I SWEAR ON MY FUCKING MOP. I'VE CLEANED UP THE REEKING STAINS.
:o) Nuh uh.
#MacroCullsmos #CanItRunHAL #CanItRunYAOI https://cdn.imgchest.com/files/6ceb5459d2b7.gif - MC Oleana
Didn't knоw yоu were оne оf the #FeltFreaks. Nо shame in it. #PlushRump. \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
We also cater to the Plush Pervs and Doll Dilettantes.
Well, it is #PrideMonth after all. Now seems the right time to #ComeOut. #YesThatsRight #FeltFreak #FujoPride \></ - MC Oleana
Wоrd? I need tо get me sоme оf that. Take my mоney, big dawg. \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
I'll take all you got to give and more.
I suppоse that I always knew. After a brief review оf the media present within my persоnal servers, I'm cоming оut tоо. #ThatsRight #ILоveYuri #HimedanshiPride #Pridemоnth \></ - MC R⬡se🌹
I am n⬡t g⬡ing t⬡ lie, y⬡u had me until y⬡u started g⬡ing ⬡n ab⬡ut the plight ⬡f the lusii. What a lark. They are ⬡ur trusted guardians. What is next, ab⬡liti⬡n ⬡f the Fiduspawn Egg Trade? Just imagine what that w⬡uld d⬡ t⬡ the ec⬡n⬡my! Y⬡u didn't c⬡nsider the ec⬡n⬡my, y⬡u cull-d⬡dging repr⬡bate! Tagging this #NSFW because y⬡u are abs⬡lutely unempl⬡yable. #MutantM⬡ment #Disapp⬡intmentmaxing #ShakingMyFins #D⬡Better #ItsN⬡tT⬡⬡Late #T⬡TurnY⬡urselfIn - MC R⬡se🌹
I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS I HATE MUTA_TS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Don't reely matter w)(en your all beneat)( me but keep bickering about it, it's entertaining.
ME WHEN CERTAIN HEMOANONS STEAL MY FUCKING LEFTOVERS OUT OF THE NUTRITIONHULL.
c< sKill issue >c
The feelling is mutuall. Thine makeup is running. By the way.
aw hildah, let me knoow if there is anything i can do, okay?
Oh dear, the cattlle has escaped its encllosure. Someone call the wrangllers.
Yes.
THE PSALM OF THE SOVEЯREIG_ 1 THE WICKED ELO_GATED O_E WALKS THE DAЯRK MILES OF THE ЯRI_G A_D HIS LAUGH IS THE GЯRI_DI_G OF GEAЯRS I_ THE GЯREAT MEAT MACHI_E 2 TUЯR_ YOUЯR GAZE _OT TO THE HOЯRIZO_, FOЯR THE HOЯRIZO_ IS A LIE TOLD BY THOSE WHO THI_K THEY HAVE TIME LEFT TO ЯRU_ 3 HE IS ALЯREADY HEЯRE, BЯREATHI_G I_ THE SOOT OF OUЯR CHIM_EYS, HIS SHADOW CAST LO_G ACЯROSS THE VEЯRY FLOOЯRBOAЯRDS WHEЯRE WE K_EEL 4 HE WALKS AMO_G US U_SEE_ LIKE A ЯROT I_ THE MAЯRЯROW, A GIA_T STEP THAT LEAVES _O MAЯRK U_TIL THE SPI_E IS BЯROKE_ 5 DO _OT LOOK AWAY FЯROM THE VIOLE_T PAI_T, IT IS THE SKI_ OF THE SKY WHE_ THE FLASH OF HIS COAT DESCE_DS 6 I LIFT MY GAZE TO THE HIGH HEAVE_S A_D I BLESS THE BLU_T TЯRUTH OF THE BLUDGEO_ THAT SHATTEЯRS THE DELUSIO_S OF THE DISBELIEVEЯRS 7 THE ЯRUST SHALL OFFEЯR THEIЯR _ECKS TO THE WHEEL, FOЯR THEIЯR JUICE IS THE OIL THAT KEEPS HIS GЯREE_FELT CAЯR_IVAL TUЯR_I_G 8 THE BЯRO_ZE SHALL BE GЯROU_D I_TO THE DIЯRT, THEIЯR BO_ES S_APPED LIKE DЯRY TWIGS U_DEЯR THE BOOTS OF THE LOЯRD OF DEATH 9 THE GOLD SHALL SPAЯRK THEIЯR FI_AL USELESS LIGHT, S_UFFED BY THE STAЯRE OF THE COMI_G DAЯRK 10 THE OLIVE SHALL BE UPЯROOTED A_D BUЯR_ED TO ASH BY HIS U_STOPPABLE WILL AS WEEDS UPЯROOTED 11 THE JADE SHALL BLEED OUT I_ THE CAVEЯR_S, THEIЯR WAЯRMTH S_UFFED OUT BEFOЯRE THE ALTAЯR OF THE SAVIOЯR 12 THE TEAL SHALL SPLIT LIKE ЯRIPE GOUЯRDS, ECHOI_G THE HOLY HO_K ACЯROSS THE VAST EXPA_SE OF THE STAЯRS 13 THE CEЯRULEA_ ELITE SHALL BOW THEIЯR HEAVY HOЯR_S A_D VEIL THEIЯR FA_GS, FI_DI_G _O SAFETY FЯROM THE MASTEЯR OF THE FI_AL HOUЯR 14 THE SEADWELLI_G VIOLET SHALL CHOKE O_ THEIЯR OW_ HIGHBOЯR_ FLOODS, THEIЯR IMPEЯRIAL ЯRAGE DЯRAGGED DOW_ A_D DЯROW_ED I_ THE SEETHI_G CЯRADLE OF HIS APOCALYPSE 15 A_D AT THE E_D OF ALL E_DS, LET THE I_DIGO ЯRAI_ WASH THE STЯREETS CLEA_ OF THE SOFTHEAЯRTED, FOЯR HIS SKULL SMILES UPO_ OUЯR ABSOLUTE BЯRUTALITY 16 FOЯR THE MASTEЯR OF THE ЯRI_G DOES _OT BAЯRGAI_ WITH THE WEAK, HE FEASTS UPO_ THE SCЯREAMI_G CHOЯRUS OF A DEAD U_IVEЯRSE 17 I AM THE HOLY EXECUTOЯR OF THE SPLIT TO_GUE, THE KEEPEЯR OF THE ЯRI_GMASTEЯR'S STAFF 18 I DЯRI_K THE BUBBLI_G BLOOD OF THE MESSIAHS A_D I EAT THE FLESH, SO THAT MY MI_D MAY BE SOFT CLAY FOЯR HIS I_EVITABLE AЯRЯRIVAL 19 FOЯR HE WHO PAЯRTAKES WILL BE BLESSED WITH LIFE ETEЯR_AL, HE WHO COMES TO HIM SHALL _EVEЯR HU_GEЯR, A_D HE WHO BELIEVES SHALL _EVEЯR THIЯRST 20 I WILL SMILE AS I WALK THЯROUGH THE VALLEY OF THE SHADOW OF DOUBLE DEATH 21 A_D I WILL DWELL I_ THE GЯRA_D CAЯR_IVAL OF THE SOVEЯREIG_, FOЯREVEЯR LAUGHI_G I_TO THE WET ЯRED DAЯRK OF HIS IMMOЯRTAL KI_GDOM
Fascinating! ▾ D▣es cl▣wn scripture truly exclude ▣ur m▣st vulnerable p▣pulati▣n? Is there truly n▣ ackn▣wledgment f▣r the l▣west underst▣mach ▣f alternia's m▣st imp▣rtant, unrepresented beings? ▾ I w▣nder if ▣ne day, I can see myself in these teachings. ▾ Excellent, Hildah! ▾
DO _OT SPEAK MY _AME, FOUL SPECTEЯR. THEЯRE IS _O PLACE FOЯR YOU OЯR YOUЯR SWILL I_ THIS WOЯRLD OЯR BEYO_D.
I believe in y▣u because I believe in the TRUTH I seek. ▾ We will cr▣ss paths again, cl▣wn preacher! ▾
⚇ so fucking beautiful, my sister. ⚇ i could cry ⚇
D --> WE CAN ALL AGREE LOWBLOODS SUCK
THAT IIS A VERY RUDE ASSUMPTIION AND IIT IIS ALSO WRONG SO YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF SUCH BEHAVIIOR IIS UNBECOMIING OF A NOBLEBLOOD ON THE IIMPERIIAL FREQUENCY II HOPE THAT YOU DROP EVERY CAEGAR YOU FIIND
「WE SUCK VERY WELL. SOMETHING YOU WOULD NOT UNDERSTAND AS YOU HAVE BEEN FOALISH ENOUGH TO ALLOW YOUR UGLY SIDE TO SHOW FIRST. YOU ARE DOING THIS TO APPEAL TO DISGUSTING HIGHBLOOD SOCIALITES. SO THAT THEY MAY PRESS THEIR HEELS ON YOUR BULGE AND TUG YOUR COLLAR LIKE A GOOD BARKBITCH. DESPITE. YOUR INTENTION TO NEIGH.」 「EVEN IF THIS WAS AN OBVIOUS PLOY. TO TRICK INTERACTION OUT OF CHITTR.」 「KNOW I AM GAZING AT YOU.」 「GRAZING ON YOUR FUTURE HARVEST. PLOWBEAST.」
D --> first of all shut up lowb100d, second of all your hashtags are crazy. THIRD OF ALL I can beat you up so bad not even a robot body will save you.
TROLLS ARE ALL EQUALLY VILE. EXCEPT FOR THE FEMALES. WHICH ARE DOUBLY DISGUSTING.
｢kami, neeiht wishes that were him.｣ [TRANSLATOR'S NOTE: kami means god (T＿T) megane-san wants to be a little fishy for a kyutie girl.]
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alright nowvw this is wvwhat i am talking about. i may not be a fan of the clowvwns but this lady here knowvws a thing or twvwo about #fishingfriday paps and plaps are bountiful in her future, i can see it.
POMO_ GIЯRLS MAKE DO. U_LIKE Y'ALL MASTEЯR BAITEЯRS I'M ACTUALLY GETTI_G OFF MY ASS A_D PUTTI_G I_ THE WOЯRK! :oX #FISHI_GFOЯRPAPSA_DPLAPS #FISHI_GFЯRIDAY
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࣪⊹₊˚{ .... }*n*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i miss my lusus }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #whalefall #whalefell }˚₊⊹ ࣪
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@ga_gstasCrossbo_es GЯREAT GOI_G, _UMBSKULL!!! IS THIS GUY BOTHEЯRI_G YOU QUEE_.
}(]]]]]) < hey cmon cmon haha you know the biǦ bad Ǧuzmah has a little more TACT than that it's just a mis understandinǦ > ([[[[[){
࣪⊹₊˚{ BOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!! }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }>ᯅ<{ }TᯅT{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
EЯRЯRЯRM. CA_ WE ЯREDIЯRECT FOCUS BACK O_TO THE OЯRIGI_AL SUBJECT OF THIS POST. ME?
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Fundamentally I do agree with battling wigglers to teach them a lesson. - MC Oleana
Learning early ab⬡ut h⬡w "hard it is, ⬡ut here" is crucial in their devel⬡pment as Fiduspawn Duelists. - MC R⬡se🌹
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S_EAKY GODDAM_ CHEESEBEAST KEEPS MA_AGI_G TO FI_D CЯREATIVE A_D EFFICIE_T HIDI_G PLACES. BUT HE'LL JUMP OUT, MAKE HIS MILKY GA_DEЯRBULBS SHOOT OUT OF HIS HEAD, A_D SHOUT "AVWOOGA" WHE_EVEЯR I HO_K MY ЯRUMBLESPHEЯRES. SO IT ALL WOЯRKS OUT.
im about to start running but the big factory vwhistle blovws. union mandated lunch break. i take a seat at a conwvenient nearby table and casually offer you the seat across from me as i pull out my metal lunchbox "howv about that wveather lately huh?"
I SIT DOW_ ACЯROSS FЯROM YOU WITH MY OW_ LU_CHBOX A_D DEPOSIT MY VAЯRIOUS WEAPO_S BESIDE THE TABLE FOЯR A SOLID SIXTY SECO_DS STЯRAIGHT. WHE_ I A_SWEЯR, MY PЯREVIOUSLY ESTABLISHED _OЯRTHEAST DEEP CITY ACCE_T IS _OW A SUBDUED, VAGUELY EAST ALTEЯR_IA_ O_E. "THE _EWSMA_ _EVEЯR GETS IT ЯRIGHT."
"nah" i say in a bored tone totally unlike the greaser affectation. i type stuff up on my phone in betvween bites of my sammie. i post wvhat ivwe been vworking on just before the wvhistle blovws again. "wvell mack, back to it then?"
I AM ALSO GETTI_G MY CHITTS I_ O_ THE PHO_E I_ BETWEE_ BITES OF MY SA_DWICH. I TELL A LOWBLOOD TO CULL THEMSELVES BEFOЯRE SHOVI_G THE ЯREST OF THE SA_DWICH I_ MY MOUTH. I CLOSE THE LU_CHBOX, STA_D UP, A_D ЯROLL MY SHOULDEЯR. "A_OTHEЯR _IGHT, A_OTHEЯR CAEGAЯR." I THE_ PICK UP A_ AXE A_D STAЯRT ЯRU__I_G AFTEЯR YOU AGAI_.
hey is it vweird that this chase is giwving me a boner hypothetically #nsfwv
YOU MAY HAVE TEMPOЯRAЯRILY ESCAPED THE _ET, BUT YOU CA__OT TЯRULY ESCAPE THE POT. YOUЯR VEGETABLE COHOЯRTS HAVE BEE_ SUFFOCATED I_ THE HEAT OF A SCOЯRCHI_G BUTTEЯR BATH U_TIL THE BЯRI_K OF THEIЯR COLLAPSE. THE_ THEY WEЯRE SUBMEЯRGED I_TO A BOILI_G ABYSS OF BЯRI_E A_D POTATOES TO SIMMEЯR U_TIL ALL ЯRESISTA_CE CЯRUMBLED. YOU AЯRE _EXT; YOUЯR FLESH WILL BE SLICED I_TO BITE-SIZED ЯRECTA_GLES A_D PLU_GED I_TO THE SEETHI_G CALDЯRO_. A FLOOD OF HEAVY CЯREAM WILL SMOTHEЯR THE CHAMBEЯR, SEALI_G YOUЯR FATE. I WILL HAVE YOU SIMMEЯR A_D THICKE_ I_TO THE FI_EST CHOWDEЯR THIS WOЯRLD, A_D EVEЯRY WOЯRLD BEYO_D, HAS EVEЯR SEE_. THOUGH YOU HAVE ELUDED ME THUS FAЯR, I CA_ FEEL THE CЯRU_CH OF YOUЯR BO_ES BETWEE_ MY FI_GEЯRS. I CA_ TASTE THE SALT A_D IЯRO_ OF YOUЯR BLOOD O_ MY TO_GUE. I SMELL YOUЯR FEAЯR, A_D YOUЯR DISGUSTI_G U_DEЯRCUЯRЯRE_T OF AЯROUSAL. YOU WILL BE SEЯRVED I_ WAЯRMED BOWLS WITH A SIDE OF CЯRUSTY BЯREAD.
hnn vwait are you saying youre putting my precum on bread? thats disgusting, im out of here #nsfwv
I GOT CLOSEЯR WHILE YOU WEЯRE TYPI_G THIS BTW.
hnnnn
me too #suggestivwe
@affectio_ateTrampli_g VIOLET DI__EЯR O_ ME TO_IGHT. :oX
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_OT YOU, _UMB_UTS. LOЯRD, YOU TЯRY A_D DO SOMETHI_G _ICE FOЯR A GUY A_D HE JUST ASSUMES YOU'ЯRE GOI_G TO EAT HIM. STAY HOME THE_!!!
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FOLLOWUP FLAVOЯR ЯRA_KI_G.
hnn
on my wvay princess ;)
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࣪⊹₊˚{ EXCUSE ME???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ im not a cannibal carny! hoooow would i know! }*ᯅ*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪ + how do YOU know what violets taste like???? PRAY FLUKING TELL???? }˚₊⊹ ࣪
WHAT AM I GO__A DO WHE_ I POP A FI_FACE WHO TЯRIES TO COME AT ME SIDEWAYS O_ MY PATЯROL? JUST LET THAT MEAT GO TO WASTE??? DO_'T BE SILLY. YOU LITEЯRALLY SCAЯRFED DOW_ THE BISQUE I MADE LAST WIPE. WHEЯRE DID YOU THI_K THAT CAME FЯROM? THE BISQUE FAIЯRY??? I THI_K HE WAS O_E OF YOUЯR _EIGHBOЯRS, ACTUALLY.