HILDAH THUBAN
@achromaticCrusade
LOOK AT THE TЯROLL YOU JUST CULLED. _OW LOOK AT ME. _OW BACK TO THE TЯROLL YOU CULLED. _OW BACK TO ME. THAT GUY AI_'T ME, BUT IF THEY STOPPED BUGGI_G A_D GOT SOME GAME. THEY STILL WOULD_'T BE ME. :oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ { POTENTSHOAL HICAPOINTS PRIZES - DRAFT 1/???? } }˚₊⊹ ࣪ keychain with hicaris adorsalble face on it - 400 HICAPOINTS temperature activated #mugcari - 600 HICAPOINTS butlers unifourm {to serve hicari in} - 2,000 HICAPOINTS coupon to brush hicaris hair - 12,000 HICAPOINTS a little vial, of my blood - ⟡⟡⟡⟡⟡⟡ HICAPOINTS coupon to receive 1 platonic PAP from hicari - 16,000 HICAPOINTS ࣪⊹₊˚{ soooo what do we think of the menu so far? do we like it? }9u9ʃƪ{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
PEOPLE ACTUALLY HAVE TO PAY FOЯR THESE? LOL.
࣪⊹₊˚{ i know this is like, a roleplay thing but HONESTLYYYY when is it gonna be my 14 minute break???? }*A*{ }*A*{ #maidmonday #deepmaids #osharkcompliance #stanmaid }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YOU PHOTOSHAЯRPPED ME OUT OF THIS. HOW PETTY CA_ A BITCH GET?????
࣪⊹₊˚{ YOU WERE ST+ING TOO FAR AWAYYYY }>A<{/ come back!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YOU O_LY WA_T ME FOЯR MY SQUIGGLY A_D THE IMPECCABLE WAY I SPЯRI_KLE DUST O_TO THE FLOOЯR FOЯR YOU SCЯRUB.
i ann on prong and strut hinge right nouu PLEASE sprinkle nnore dust. PLEASE.
࣪⊹₊˚{ DONT SAY THAT!!!! i would NEVERRRR reduce you to your squiggle! youre a reel good chef too }>3<{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
WHATEVEЯR. A_D *WHY* AЯRE YOU O_ YOUЯR PALMHUSK WHE_ THEЯRE'S A SPOT YOU MISSED O_ THE FLOOЯR AGAI_????
࣪⊹₊˚{ @achromaticCrusade if im like somehow fated to die befoure you + im not preserved like your silly saints or a really historically significant hot dead gill + four some reason they cant take my ashes back to alternia to scatter into the suffocant pools or the dark waters of our everreaching mother {HAIL GLBGOLYB \}*o*{/} you still promise youll have me + serve me de tartare right???? likeeee.... }>3>{ }>3>{ }>3>{ you promised.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
WEEEEEEEEEELL I'M _OT ЯREALLY SUЯRE WHAT YOU'ЯRE GOI_G O_ ABOUT SI_CE I WOULD JUST DEFY YOUЯR FATE A_D SAVE YOU. BUT ASSUMI_G I'M SOMEHOW LATE TO THE SCE_E DUE TO BEI_G BUSY (PEЯRHAPS BECAUSE OF A DELECTABLE CHITI_CAGO-STYLE OBLO_G MEAT PЯRODUCT)... OF COUЯRSE. A_D I WOULD CЯRUSH YOUЯR BO_ES TO MAKE MY SPECIAL STAЯRDUST A_D SEЯRVE YOUЯR OFFAL TO BOAЯR MOTHEЯR. LIKE YOU EVE_ HAD TO ASK. :oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ ""just defy your fate"" }>_>{ wowwww orcay like you werent the one calling MEEEE a heretic last light.... but whateverrrr! }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ }<_<{ fourgive a gill four wanting to double-double check.... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ + also like youd put my skeletal leavings + stardust in that little violet urn thingy you showed me right. JUST BUBBLE CHECKING }u3u{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
YEAH, BECAUSE YOU A_D THAT FILTHY MOUTH OF YOUЯRS WAS SPITTI_G SOME DOW_ЯRIGHT DIIIIЯRTY HEЯRESY LAST LIGHT. ;oX THIS IS TOTALLY DIFFEЯRE_T.
࣪⊹₊˚{ {{ HICARIS RULES FOUR #HICAPOINTS }} }˚₊⊹ ࣪ no. 1.... # of points awarded MUST be CLEANLY divisible by 4 no. 2.... # of points overall must ALSOOOO be cleanly divisible by 4 no. 3.... your net total can be adjusted at any time based on my approval no. 4.... your net total will decide what happens later \}*7*{/ ࣪⊹₊˚{ #hicapoints #REGLUB #fincessregulations #girlglubber #girlsystems #cullquette #whatsyourscore }˚₊⊹ ࣪
HOW MA_Y HICAPOI_TS DID YESTEЯRDAY GIVE ME? :oX
࣪⊹₊˚{ }>3>{ .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪ ࣪⊹₊˚{ i dont know if you want to know!!!! }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... .... .... .... }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ UGHHHH!!!!! -4444 HICAPOIIIINTSSSS!!!!!!!! }*A*{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
࣪⊹₊˚{ .... +4444 hicapoints }>n\{ }˚₊⊹ ࣪
needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
ЯROOKIE MISTAKE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPE_S WHE_ YOU LET THE WIMPS TЯRY TO PLAY LIKE THE PIMPS.
꧁@gallavantingGourmand Let me know how accurate my reading is. This is my full #nsfw description of Hektor Castio's bulge. Uhm. Okay. So. Let's get your stats out of the way. Strength is a 9. Indigo. Gladiator. Boulder-pusher. Slashing weapon user. Meat tenderizer. General public spectacle of muscle and bad judgment. A 9 is not generous. It is conservative. This is a bulge attached to a troll who thinks "I can go all night" is a normal meal block announcement. It has endurance in the read. Not just force. Repetition. Follow-through. The kind of strength that turns a task into a performance because it knows someone is watching. Pliability is a 7. Better than expected. Not soft exactly. Not delicate. But responsive. Warm. Worked-in. There is flex through the middle and a stronger base than the shape initially suggests. It can bend, but it does so like a trained fighter taking a stance. Length is an 8. Long enough to be dramatic. Not absurdly long. Dramatic. A stage-length bulge. Arena visible. Good forward presence. Enough to make the "squiggly" jokes statistically unavoidable. Girth is a 9. Hff. Yes. Heavy. Full. Fed. This is an indulgent read. A gourmand read. A "double fist the cheesed burgers" read. X Factor is a 10. Regrowth. Unfortunately. The hydra comment matters. I do not like that it matters. It matters. As for your coloration... Indigo, obviously. But not a clean polished indigo. Deeper near the base. Warmer along the shaft. A flushed arena-heat tone where circulation is strongest. The color reads less noble and more athletic. Less jewelry. More bruise under torchlight. Your secretions are thick. Not watery. Not delicate. Thick, warm, saline-heavy. Slightly glossy. The kind of slick that looks accidental until it keeps happening. Scent is salt first. Then sweat. Then cooking oil. Then iron. Then char. Then something buttery and obscene that I refuse to name as pleasant. It smells like the arena and the kitchen got into a fight and both lost their shirts. Taste is salt. Smoke. Iron. Heat. There is a rich note underneath. Like grilled fat. Like pan drippings. Like something that should be on a meal plank and absolutely is not. I brought my notes. Not my appetite. Texture is dense. Muscular. Smooth over the top, with heavier ridging underneath. The ridges are not decorative. They feel functional. Like they are meant to tenderize. Sorry. No. That is the correct word. Weight is high. #scent #taste #donttellmanglegement The main feature is enthusiasm. The specimen reads eager for challenge. Praise-responsive. Performance-responsive. Audience-responsive. This tracks with the rest of Hektor Castio. Arena language. Meal language. Heroic feats. Boulders. Slorts. Cheesed burgers. Tongue-posting. The regrowth issue is the actual problem. Trimming the squiggly, suffering through it, posting through it, and then claiming it returned mightier puts this into hydra-coded territory. There may be heightened sensitivity near the head after regrowth. There may be denser tissue near the trimmed zone. Nook danger is also high. The risk does not come from cruelty. It comes from mass, enthusiasm, and the belief that every opening deserves glory on the other side. I grieve his partners. #genitalviolence #cbt #nsfwe #bodyhorror #bodilyharm #nsfw #bulgerating #indigoblood #gladiating #foodie꧂
For those concerned about me trimming my squiggly, do not worry~. It grew back even more mighty than before~! Like a grand hydra~.~.~.~! ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. #Suggestive #HowManyHeads~? #Heh #LetsJustSay #TheresSome
THIS IS ACTUALLY KI_D OF BEAUTIFUL. CA_'T EVE_ BE MAD.
Trimming my squiggly for a woman, because that is just the kind of gentleman I am~. ~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ✀ ~.~.✀~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~.~. ~.~. #Suggestive #Chivalry
Yes I am still pushing the boulder at the same time~. It is not an easy feat~.
There is an opponent anticipating me in the arena, but he will just have to wait~! I have a highblood to impress with my supreme might and obedience, and this boulder is not going to push itself~! #Strong #Resilient #Inspirational