needed to make a chittr to bitch about my first day on the job as a professional birthday clown. not even an hour into this gig and my brand new clown shoes got pissed on by the birthday boy himself!!!
he was like 3 i thought kids were supposed to be good by that age, terrific threes right?
this is horrifying to read. not the piss part, but the birthday clown part. it's like my own personal twilight zone episode. i'm genuinely freaked out right now. my heebies are jeebied. CLOWN COLLEGE? i'm gonna be sick. it's like someone worded a wish on the monkey's paw poorly and everything got all screwed up. how did this happen?
📺 Deeply unf𐌏rtunate, but th𐌏se are children, and they will ha𐌅e accidents and make mistakes. I h𐌏pe y𐌏u can find it in y𐌏urself t𐌏 f𐌏rgi𐌅e and l𐌏𐌏k f𐌏rward t𐌏 enj𐌏ying y𐌏ur j𐌏b.
sounds like the issue is the birthday part. have you considered just being a clown casually?
!! DEALING YOU IN !! In my experience, 3-sweep-old wrigglers do not usually piss on the birthday entertainers!!!
you got me, i found a lamp in the desert and rubbed that shit sideways to sunday wishing to have a purpose on this new earth, and bam! i’m graduating clown college magma cum loada.
Devastating news for guys everywhere hoping not to grow into their fathers.
@ me on your second day as a clown i want updates failbert chop chop ive started forming a betting pool on whether or not it gets any worse than this
ЯROOKIE MISTAKE. THIS IS WHAT HAPPE_S WHE_ YOU LET THE WIMPS TЯRY TO PLAY LIKE THE PIMPS.