D. "AJ" Strides
@theGuy
director. visionary. former baby. made 11 films u pretended to like at parties dm's open for business inquiries only. no i will not look at ur screenplay.
Get ready liver daddy got yelled at in proximity voice chat today. #substance
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friday night funkin
EAts them
X @apatheticApostacy she spilt ur quirk on the ground (don’t beat me up for this) x
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- 屮ⴵȺ♱ ♱ⴵ-∊ fu☪︎|⟨ yΩu ΣpƗll-∊d Ⱥll ♱ⴵΩΣ-∊ dΩrƗ♱ΩΣ Ωn ♱ⴵ-∊ ☪︎Ⱥrp-∊♱ dΩ yΩu |⟨nΩ屮 ⴵΩ屮 lΩng Ɨ♱Σ gΩnnȺ ♱Ⱥ|⟨-∊ ♱Ω vȺ☪︎uum ♱ⴵȺ♱ Ωu♱. -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
My moirail can do the windy thing, don't worry.
[/-∊n♱rΩpy gr-∊yƗng Ωu♱./] -- ♱ⴵȺn|⟨ fu☪︎|⟨ -- [/ΣȺmΣȺrȺ'Σ Σ屮ȺnΣΩng./]
▲my fucking tone indicators what the hell▼
deadass???
correct
im gonna turn that himbos shit inside out. #nsfw #moveasidedirk #letmeshowyouwhereyourmovescamefrom
You did not birth me. Quit lying, dipshit.
I don't know him. Never did.
No. Don't touch me.
alright alright. its not a zero-sum game you know. you and i can both score.
I can't "score". I'm a ghost, idiot. Kinda hard to do much more than pretend, or at the very least be talked to like a Princess.
take it up with the big g. i know a ghost who still gets his rocks off every other week apparently. maybe ask him about it. but hey i get it. who doesnt want to be talked to like a princess? you can slap my ass and call me belle the way i want a beast in my life.
They're a different kind of ghost, my dude. I'm not in the dreambubbles.
I second booting every last uppity strider variant off this site. Except for the daves of course. Theyre wonderful and they can stay.
Egads! I totally forgot about you sir! I would of course never be so boneheaded as to include the paramour of the troll president himself! You are naturally excluded from this declaration.
Oh. Okay. Yay!
interesting for you to say when you’re the one coming over to hookup. #nsfw
Balderdash! Im merely coming over to help you remember? Provided you do still want to be helped that is
i was all good with just being helped. you were the one who started hitting on me. you’re taking advantage of a guy trying to get better.
Now hold your frigging horses here. Youre making me out to be lecherous fork tongued sleazebag!! You have been passing me the mitt as much as i have you.
Not that i have been passing you the mitt or anything. As id like to reiterate. Im just the upstanding sort looking for charity work.
hm.
Something i said?
yall need to stop giving your ass up for these smuppetfuckers. theyre smuppetfuckers. have some fucking standards. #nsfw
like yall really out here fucking the guy who fucks his couch cushions. wild. #nsfw
okay so that probably narrows it down to a quarter of this site but still. hardly slim pickings.
depends on your definition of a nice ass tbh. like whatre we talking about here. grand canyons or will a peach suffice.
fucking loud rechitt on that brother. but yeah in which case even i fucking qualify at this point with my lil flatties. just open your eyes heart and legs and youd be surprised who ends up on your lap.
If i were a dog i would bite you so that youd be the last thing id ever taste before they put me down. #violence
just found out what a troll nook is. my pr team just collectively stood up from their desks. i can hear them from here. think one of them took my car keys as a precaution. only use that shit for lines anyway. nothings gonna stop me from bagging a baddie. #substance #suggestive #dirkydontlook #daddysgonnagogetsometrussy
{[ WEIRDO ]}√
YOU JUST FOUND OUT. LIKE WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOUR WIPE. AND YOU’RE… HOW MANY SWEEPS OLD?
OK, TIME OUT FOR THE IDIOT. I ASSUME IN SOME CAPACITY YOU’VE HAD EXPOSURE IN EVEN SOME MINUSCULE AMOUNT TO TROLL CULTURE. IF YOU HAVEN’T, I DON’T KNOW HOW YOU’RE EVEN ON CHITTR, BUT, OKAY. A SWEEP IS A MEASURE OF TIME. LIKE A HUMAN YEAR. THREE ISH YEARS IS ONE SWEEP. SO, I’M 12 SWEEPS OLD. OR 26 HUMAN YEARS ABOUT. SO JUDGING BY YOUR RESPONSE, YOU’RE EASILY… SIX FUCKING SWEEPS OLD.
not my circus not my monkeys but deffos know summa the clowns.
Every9ne needs t9 get sluttier n9w
Haha, no.
Now this is the kind of slut-shaming I can get behind.
8old Of You To Assume We Haven't 8een Already –xoxo
G9d y9u're right. I need t9 catch up
im whatever height your mom likes best.
I dont have a mom. :(
whats a professional way to tell my agent "cuz i dont feel like it" when she asks why i havent continued the script of sbahj: the sweet helling.
၄⋆၃ "nah"
" fuck off "
yall wanna buy your partners the latest consoles but when was the last time they CONSOLED you? ps5 years ago. ditch them get with me and ill give you the best of both worlds.
call me a groupie the way i chase these bands
Call me a bandie the way i chase these groups HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
nice one
Thank you, your approval sustains me HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
somebody matched my freak n we almost died.
lIkE EnLiGhTeN Us, WhAt kInDa fReAk aRe yA BrOtHa?
i would but im pretty sure theres iterations of my little brother on this site and i dont want them staring.
cOmE On mAn, FoLkS TaLkIn bOuT WaNtIn tO GeT ThEy pAiL On wItH WoOdEn pUpPeTs, BrOtHeR. fUlL On bUlGe bEtWeEn tHe lOgS ShIt. DoN'T ThInK YeR BrO GoN SeE NoThIn wOrSe n tHaT (o: MaYbE OuR FrEaKs mAtCh, WhO FuCkIn kNoWs
ngl i didnt understand like half of what you said but i respect the come on. kinda pretty certain just from our small interaction that if we did fuck around and find out i would quite literally actually fuckin die.
(O: wHy i lIkE Ya dAvE. )o: Aw mAn m nOt lOoKiN To hUrT Ya, UnLeSs yEr iNtO ThAt. A MoThErFuCkEr cAn bE ReAl gEnTlE, pReFeR TaKeN It aNyWaY BrOtHa. WaNnA MaTcH YeR FrEaK NoT MiNe hOnK HoNk (O:
look bro i know im packing mad heat had plenty good reviews from the dudes and the dudettes but looking at our height difference i feel like youll be fucking a needle in the haystack if i were the needle. not that i would ever disrespect aj junior like that but yknow. this aint even a matter of size anymore its a fucking math equation. if little davey has 8.5 inches and the troll giant has a gazillion miles of ass at what rate should davey book it the fuck out of there. size doesnt matter or whatever until your dick is the size of the guys pinky.
rEvIeWs ... hOnK HoNk hOnKhOnK DiCk lIkE A MoViE HoNkHoNk. BrO ThInK YeR LiKe oVeR ThInKiNg hOw bIg tHe lIkE TrOlL NoOk iS. aIn't mAdE FoR TaKiNg hArD ThInGs. BuLgEs aRe lIkE ReAl fUcKiN SoFt, SqUiRmY, fOr sQuEeZiNg iN PlAcEs. OnLy bEeN WiTh lIkE OnE HuMaN, sHiT WaS A TrIp n yEr lIkE WaY, fUcKiNg bIgGeR N HiM JeGuS YeR WaY TaLlEr n tHoUgHt tOo )O:
shit really? damn okay. pretty sure i should check in with my pr team before i start fucking with literal trolls online but fuck it we ball. so like. wya?
tHaT AlL It tOoK? hOnK HoNk hUmAnS So fUcKiN WeIrD MaN. tRyIn tO SlIdE AlReAdY, i'lL Dm yA (o:
sMdH CaN'T Dm yOu bRo, LiKe oN MuTuAlS OnLy. )o:
drinking a beer while pumping my gas because smoking would be dangerous #substance #upstadingcitizen #lawabiding
thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Do you think hand first or mouth first?
oh he was def suckling on them teats like a pig with an apple.
im showing full hole in this mf comments and he talking bout pyramids.
woman to your head name a gun rn
Beaumont-adams!
pull the trigger
GṴN: PROBABLY NAME IT SOMETHING COOL LIKE ‘SALSA VERDE’
You cant possibly be trying to gender gun violence. If a lassie wants to paint the town red then thats her perogative!
of course i believe the stripper likes me. as a feminist i always believe women. #feminist #istandwithher