like i said. dms open for SERIOUS business inquiries only. send me your screenplay and im doxxing you and giving your location over to the next area 51 raid.
But Strider, how will I ever make my break into the film industry without messaging random indoviduals directly on the least socially relevant social media platform known to man?
first of all this platform is EXTREMELY relevant the horse post moved culture. second of all you are a bestselling novelist. you have an agent. you have an agents agent. youre the one person alive whose screenplay id have to read which is exactly why youre banned from the dms. hollywood rules family cant query family its nepotism if i say yes and thanksgiving ruined if i say no.
How cruel of you. I'm telling our definitely real and definitely alive shared mother what you just said to me. The next family potluck will be 50% less starstudded.