D. "AJ" Strides
@theGuy
director. visionary. former baby. made 11 films u pretended to like at parties dm's open for business inquiries only. no i will not look at ur screenplay.
lil devil on my shoulder tellin me 2 blow my paycheck on designer sunglasses n ngl im rly startin 2 see his point
aint nothing stoppin you the only diff if you dont buy it today is youll be one day behind on wearing em
celebrities have so much audacity. especially lame ass directors.
Do all daves just hop on here to post dead memes before absconding to whatever davely realm they emerge from?
yeah p much. how else do i alert the hoes to my awesome presence.
just found out what a troll nook is. my pr team just collectively stood up from their desks. i can hear them from here. think one of them took my car keys as a precaution. only use that shit for lines anyway. nothings gonna stop me from bagging a baddie. #substance #suggestive #dirkydontlook #daddysgonnagogetsometrussy
YOU JUST FOUND OUT. LIKE WITHIN THE LAST 24 HOUR WIPE. AND YOU’RE… HOW MANY SWEEPS OLD?
whatever.
this isn’t about you, no matter how big your ego is.
is that right? seems pretty convenient time to post after i talked about rocking that hotties shit.
im gonna turn that himbos shit inside out. #nsfw #moveasidedirk #letmeshowyouwhereyourmovescamefrom
You did not birth me. Quit lying, dipshit.
I don't know him. Never did.
No. Don't touch me.
alright alright. its not a zero-sum game you know. you and i can both score.
I can't "score". I'm a ghost, idiot. Kinda hard to do much more than pretend, or at the very least be talked to like a Princess.
take it up with the big g. i know a ghost who still gets his rocks off every other week apparently. maybe ask him about it. but hey i get it. who doesnt want to be talked to like a princess? you can slap my ass and call me belle the way i want a beast in my life.
404. If my older Bro actually hits it, I think I'll just kms.
i gave you life. birthed you from my fertile hips myself. put a roof over your head and clothes on your back. you wouldnt want your poor sweet momther to finally find love?
I don't like you.
Okay. Im trying this one more time. Perhaps my bosom is just too powerful for this site. #suggestive
You're welcome.
we thank you for your fucking service man. get this guy an honorary vet day right now. doing gods work over here. also dont look dirky but your older brother is looking to cash in on your efforts.
Gross. Pretty sure I should get first dibs for my effort.
hear that? why dont you move aside and let the adults do the talking.
he didnt follow me back. chat does this mean im unc.
Do you even know what the means
course i know what that means tf. try to see im not hip with the times? unc means uncool. which he followed me back so i know im not.
I cant for the life of me figure out this dadblasted image carousel nonsense. I just want to post titties!
someone tell this person how to post his tits on on this site right the fuck now.
hi im mr penis i have awaken
good morning mr penis. hope you have the best fucking day today. anything i can do to make that happen you tell me.
fuck youre so absolutely right im getting my writer on the phone right now. were gonna make it happen mr penis you and me. whats your rate? ill fucking double it if it gets you in next film.
yall need to stop giving your ass up for these smuppetfuckers. theyre smuppetfuckers. have some fucking standards. #nsfw
like yall really out here fucking the guy who fucks his couch cushions. wild. #nsfw
okay so that probably narrows it down to a quarter of this site but still. hardly slim pickings.
depends on your definition of a nice ass tbh. like whatre we talking about here. grand canyons or will a peach suffice.
fucking loud rechitt on that brother. but yeah in which case even i fucking qualify at this point with my lil flatties. just open your eyes heart and legs and youd be surprised who ends up on your lap.