D. "AJ" Strides
@theGuy
director. visionary. former baby. made 11 films u pretended to like at parties dm's open for business inquiries only. no i will not look at ur screenplay.
got recommended an asmr of a puppet pretending to be your dad and the exact layers of issues it projects upon me to give me that are insane right it was kind of nice but like fuck dude
yeah no this is objectively fucked up. send me the link.
on it boss https://youtu.be/qwuwgfu4lyc
Date idea: you watch me drink 4 martinis and tell me how beautiful i am while i chunder in your neighbours flowerpot.
Additionally a gent is never all 3: 1. funny 2. handsome 3. able to form healthy attachments without referencing their tumultuous relationship with their guardian and how its damaged their ability to perform in the sack
thinking how awkward it mustve been for the guy who discovered milk to explain what he was doing to the cow.
Do you think hand first or mouth first?
oh he was def suckling on them teats like a pig with an apple.
If youre not putting your money where your mouth is flirting to win a fight is a COWARDS move. Either sail me your haymaker or sail me your your kisser but riding the fence six ways to sunday is just lame.
making a lot assumptions bout a guy who throws stacks around like the king of mardi grass throwing candy to ther resident fat kids. just saying.
"Thats a girls gun" and i say let a women indulge in her primal desires for carnage and bloodshed. I bet her hello kitty ak-furrty7 has a higher body count than you anyhow.
woah dont twist my words now. id let a chick kill me for the money anyday.
Oh would you now? And if it were lets say a person cut above the cloth of sturgid social roles that gunned you down with say a springfield hellcat would you still feel the same?
hey if the person pulling the triggers got your face on it? baby you could gut me with a grapefruit spoon and id die smiling.
woman to your head name a gun rn
Beaumont-adams!
GṴN: PROBABLY NAME IT SOMETHING COOL LIKE ‘SALSA VERDE’
kids acting like cusack invented standing in a driveway with feelings. buddy. we had paul newman. the man could hold a boombox with his EYES. cusack needed equipment. newman just looked at your house and the house apologized.
PAUL NEWMAN? IS YOUR SPONGE ALL CURDLED IN YOUR THINKPAN? OH WAIT. YOURE RAGEBAITING ME. I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT THIS IS. BECAUSE THERE’S NO WAY YOU’RE PUTTING PAUL GODDAMN NEWMAN ON A PEDESTAL HIGHER THAN CUSACK.
also im gonna need your top 5 cusacks ranked right now in this thread because anyone this loud about him better have seen more than say anything and high fidelity.
FIRST OF ALL, SERENDIPITY. BECAUSE DUH. LITERALLY THE BEST MOVIE OF ALL TIME AND I WON’T HEAR A SINGLE DEBATE ABOUT IT. SECOND, BETTER OFF DEAD. AN OLD CUSACK FILM, NOT VERY GOOD, BUT HE DOES ALRIGHT WITH THE ROLE AND IT’S SURREAL ENOUGH TO GIVE IT A PASS. THIRD, MAP OF THE HUMAN HEART. FOURTH, MONEY FOR NOTHING. AND FIFTH, SIXTEEN CANDLES. THERE.
ok. reviewing. and im gonna be fair because you clearly meant this. 1. SERENDIPITY at number one is the most incredible self report ive ever witnessed. 2. better off dead is legitimately correct and it hurts me to say so. youve got an eye. this makes the rest of the list worse actually because now i know you KNOW better 3. map of the human heart. buddy. cusack is barely IN that. thats like ranking a restaurant by the parking lot. you put a deep cut at 3 to look scholarly and picked one where hes a side dish. 4. and SIXTEEN CANDLES?? hes a background nerd in that. hes furniture with glasses. you ranked furniture in your top 5. thats not a cusack film thats a film cusack just happened to pass by final grade: 2/5. on account of one great pick. assessment result: promising but compromised.
AND I HAVE A FULL REVIEW OF BETTER OFF DEAD ALREADY. IN CASE YOU ACTUALLY WANT TO KNOW A FORMULATED OPINION ON THAT ONE.
im a walgreens 7, a walmart 9, a whole foods 6, a home depot 10, an airport 8 rising to 11 if i take the shades off which i wont, a film festival 7.5 with critics saying the bone structure "shows promise but lacks discipline," and a met gala 4 because next to actual celebrities i am simply the guy who knows where the food is
WHO ACTUALLY SAYS NUMBERS ON THE PLACE THEY ARE AT. LIKE GENUINE QUESTION. WHO DOES THAT?
pretty sure. a lot of people.
OKAY, WELL. THATS JUST DUMB AS FUCK THEN.
EREWHON 3? OKAY. YOU'RE JUST SAYING SHIT TO SAY IT.
QUIT DOING THAT, WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT.
folks will we be witnessing the first of his kind to go into the negatives? stay tuned to find out.
INTENSELY CURIOUS TO KNOW THE SLIDING SCALE, HERE. WHAT CONSTITUTES THE LOCALE PLUS THE GIVEN NUMBER? WHAT IS A WALMART.
A follow for me is a follow for good faith cinema, where art is free to express itself and not controlled by committee
man i really am just #thatbitch in every universe huh.
A member of my Cabinet just walked by and stabbed me. Never let them know your next move, I guess.
god trollbama please dont die. ive seen what comes after you and i dont think i can do it again man.
like i said. dms open for SERIOUS business inquiries only. send me your screenplay and im doxxing you and giving your location over to the next area 51 raid.
But Strider, how will I ever make my break into the film industry without messaging random indoviduals directly on the least socially relevant social media platform known to man?
first of all this platform is EXTREMELY relevant the horse post moved culture. second of all you are a bestselling novelist. you have an agent. you have an agents agent. youre the one person alive whose screenplay id have to read which is exactly why youre banned from the dms. hollywood rules family cant query family its nepotism if i say yes and thanksgiving ruined if i say no.