Dirk Strider
@tacticalTelemetry
You've got to be a lot more specific in your requests, my dude. [[ Brain Ghost Dirk. ]]
Back on my usual bullshit.
Dude's getting wasted and I'm expected to be good?
Dude pitying me for my imaginary scenarios.
Youve got an interesting imagination is all!
Well obviously I ain't talking about you two. Wait, did you witness my daydreaming last night?
Who the hell else would you be talking about strider??? Are you having relations?? You cant be flirting around when youre in MY head.
Ugh. Of course you arent. Im a fool to think youd grant me the pity of a reasonable interaction without me having to pry information out of you.
Kinda wish I could be sandwiched between them all the time.
Mommy's yelling at me, I've been a bad boy.
You think he's watching it right now? I think he's watching it right now.
No doy im gonna watch what you sent me. I asked you to elaborate!
I'm being threatened with silencing. You know those hentais where the protag get's ghost fucked in the air and humiliated by... well, a ghost? I wanna do that shit, right the fuck now. Bro won't see it coming. Man's dead to me.
I think you're gonna have a real fight on your hands if you try to medicate this bitch. And that's coming from a place of warmth. Don't test me.
I don't want you to be warm in any capacity because that implies you have any merit as a real, living, breathing person. Get lost, buster! Quit trying to ghost rape my man! #noncon #nsfwe
He's seriously considering it, he's watching it right now. Why are you so hell bent on seperating us?
I AM WATCHING IT PURELY OUT OF CURIOUSITY AND A BIT OF CONCERN FOR MY OWN WELLBEING FOR THE RECORD!!!!!
Oh man, oh man, oh man. Oh man.
I feel just fine and friggin dandy bro! I dont know what youre on about.
You think he's obsessed with me?
Why's he gotta do me like this? It's like the bro code doesn't matter. Could be singing my tune, uplifting my mood but you know what he's doing? Calling me a douchenugget.
Have you tried not being a huge douchebag? Im just saying my claims arent that outlandish my good man.
well damn
yo bro i can't see
Dude won't even respond. What's up with that?
Dirk seriously what the hell are you on about.
What does that all spell, and make it a new chitt. Really tell the world what I'm saying.
I get the feeling youre taking me for a fool right now. Im not chitting anything you douche.
I dont like your imaginary attitude strider! Youd think youd be a little more respectful to me what with you being in my brain and all.
The dude's mind I'm in got this shit on repeat. And check it, this ain't sleek. I'm burning coal, feeling droll, expletives roll. And still he won't let me go. My mind's stuck in a vice, His mind's no paradise. Got his balls locked in an explosive device. Something something, make it stop. Or let me drop. https://youtu.be/ngW7fblHXmY?is=rMEaZ27rP-pIVLM_