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Sometimes life kicks you down, best to get backup and stay in the ring. Take your time getting up though you're in no rush.


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How I'd descri8e most of these 8astards on here.
None of the quad reacts sufficiently describe the way this tickled me.
That's the caveat to airing out your dirty laundry. Anyone can watch and formulate opinions based on the scraps you handpick for the feed. The empathy within me extends a tapped fist to my own chest in solidarity. Maybe even a three fingered salute. The online persona watching this has nothing else going on but to straight up giggle at "give it to me raw," and what I'm assuming is lyric posting.
It's okay to feel embarrassed.

cull them #vi0lence

Dude, I fucking KNOW! After all the shit we've 8een through, you'd think these im8eciles would grow a fucking pair. Weak, all of them. W E E E E E E E E A K !

Fucking aye, when did everyine 8ecome sensitive, pedantic fucks? UGH! I need a fucking drink, I'm losing my mar8les. All I want to is crush things, see them 8leed. I think I need to stay hive and get this settled.

There's nothin like killin one bird with 24 stones

You know what, fuck this. I'm blocking them.

BAD MORNING TO 99 PERCENT OF YOU.
This is sarcasm. If you happen to see this id like to let you know i think youre a douchebag. Jake to jake and whatnot.
Nothing says "im right" quite like going to make an entire post about why youre right out of what couldve been a brief and private discussion. What a charming guy.
Im glad we can agree on something but id have to be wrong first in order to admit any wrongdoing. You see the issue here?
You arent innocent in this mister!! This isnt your post to agree with.
Well then lets hurry up with the whole getting bored thing.
> i'm going to strangle this cobalt slop-fucker i stg #vaguepost #not-really-though
He's playing to my ego and I know it. Is it working? Absolutely.

not sleeping until i am tucked in and my head is smooched and i head some tv going mfer

please

yo kris can you send me a weighted blanket sleepymation barrage

yah.

when two magnets love each other a lot
I said we were mixing up your zoological traits earlier! But at this point, I say whatever feline-canine abomination you've rolled into is pretty darn adorable, if I say so myself. Around The World! We air new episodes at 9EST on Fox and the WB!
I do apologize. Fan meet-ups are one thing but those cases of slamming the salami in some twink or young ghost are much less documented than a public soiree on the net. I've also got my PR manager sending me death threats at the moment to stitch this up. Sorry, son.
Your flexibility with this roleplaying is terrifying. I think the collar and leash would be for yours and the public's own good. The cat eats are a matter of preference, though I do think you pretty anime boys could pull them off! #RP Actually, RP is over because I just remembered I'm a fifty-something old man RPing with twinks on the internet.
I'm completely lost, boy. Look, you're an attractive young man, surely you should have no issues swaying sailors into the treacherous confines of some sweet dude-cunt? Look, I'm even "pretending" that I'm ruffling your hair right now. Good boy. Who's daddy's favorite petting zoo poltergeist?
You're one lonely little puppy, aren't you? Siiiiigh. Okay, okay, here you go. I'm running my hands under your ears, rubbing more than a fair share of callouses against your cheeks. Good boy. #Suggestive #RP
Very rarely i regret learning to read. But those rare occasions happen to coincide with posts from blondes.
Ive been acting in ways i wouldnt usually act and im feeling things i wouldnt usually feel and its been really throwing me off lately!
My violence comes from a place of desire. I want to fuck him stupid. I also do partially mean it when I say I want him dead. #nsfw #violence
And an unhappy Tuesday to all you Jakes out there.
We need to eliminate Jake English. Happy Tuesday.
Begone with you.

i should go pin dirk down and rail him lowkey but then he would need to come over #nsfw #incest

becoming a brain ghost ghost just for you

yknow i dont really talk about bro or whatever because shit was kinda whack i guess but someone recently asked me if he was dead so like i feel like i gotta clarify hes not dead hes just in jail hes actually probably coming up to a parole hearing soon ... im not sure if i should see if i can go to it or not its complicated

let me give a sloppy blowjob to my older brother that isnt good but is so bad it loops back around to hot #nsfw #incest

[[playing a character who sucks is difficult when sometimes you just want to be nice.]]
So many nosy little rats around here! Stop trying to pry into my relationship with my husband! Believe it or not, he does indeed love me, and whatever happened with Dirk isn't getting in the way of that. It breaks my heart a little to see so many people saying such baseless and cruel things about me when I'm not there to set the record straight. Even if you disagree with the way I run things, or my opinions about social issues, I don't think that gives you the right to pry into my personal life and paint me as some horrible abuser that beats my husband all because you believe it would be sooo much cuter if he was dating a LITERAL VILLAIN! Did we all just magically forget about the way he treated just about everyone in his life? Or the things he's getting up to NOW with his daughter? Jeez Louise, I can't take it anymore! #abuse

c< Hits yOu witH My traNsgeNder beaM (it dOes 12d8 NecrOtic daMage, its just cOlOred liKe tHe traNs flag) >c

water, coffee if you gotta focus. eat lots.

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site full of twelve year olds. :B

Hmmmm reppo or amongus tonite for birtdyay
I reiterate: dont like that he can do that!!!

Back on my usual bullshit.

what's the difference?
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