Xandra
@gunslingersRequiem
Just give me the money and we all walk away from this nice and easy like.
The Cxlt Single Actixn Army Revxlver. Six bullets. Mxre than enxugh tx kill anything that mxves. With the stxpping pxwer necessary tx incapacitate even the heaviest xf Lusii, it really is the perfect handgun. ;-)
I love stealin, I love takin things.
I look away from the fool for five minutes. Alright, time for him to log off now.
Can I be honest? I ain't been firin' off the time bullets. Too much work.
Sometimes I like to yell out the names of logical fallacies while I'm talking to Magnus, gets him all bothered.
Do you read me? SO YOU DO DO IT ON PURPOSE?! Got it?
what's your favorite¿
Ad hominem...
Whichever one is the most incorrect at the time.
If you think about it the time bullet is kinda like a regular bullet that just stays in the air for longer than it should.
Shot another time bullet a week into the future for you. There's your fuckin #timepost
Best get unbusy quick like or get your affairs in order GuynaX.
wait my name looks kind of awesome when you capitalize the X
Yeah. NeXt week. You got it correct. Want a gold star?
Glad you think so. Fifty caegars and I shoot a second bullet to stop the first bullet.
Okay??? Best of luck with the bullet.
how do i know you won'T shoot a third bullet to extort me out of more caegars?
Cuz at a certain point it's more effort than it's worth. And that point is two bullets.
awesome. put it on sylink'S tab.
Yeah alright, takin money from her is the best anyhow.
How many bullets do you think it's going to take to take down a lord of doom?
That's how losers think.
So-true<< Fire-äwäy-änd-give-thät-dude-so-mäny-holes-you-cän-see-through-them<<
a step in the right dire(tion for sure
It's going to be a pain to reload after the fight though ain't it?
it might take a long……………………
Don't you say it.
……………………
Don't do it.
while
I appreciate you not doing it. I'll get a couple time clones on the case.
We need to start considering that maybe if that wiggler didn't want its candy stolen it should've fought for it.
Oh so now I'm the bad guy just because I'm a piece of shit.
@imJunior reckon you can slide over one of them sun badges when you get a second partner?
Yes! #juniorbadgedyou
The nerds are nerd fighting again. It'd be cool if it wasn't so lame.
See sometimes a fish or clown gets a big enough ego to not realize that the firearm is the great equalizer. So you gotta be prepared to wash colder tones outta your clothes.
Nah, I'd dodge.
Yeah see this is what I'm talkin about. You would not dodge a bullet, stop watching movies.
They cal~l em movies because I'd movie out of the way of the bul~let.
<I gŭĕss thăt mĕăns / ĭf ă hĭghblŏŏd hăs / ă fĭrĕărm, ĭt dĕpĕnds / ŏn whŏ hăs thĕ / făstĕr, dĕădlĭĕr drăw thĕn. / Whăt prĕpărătĭŏn dŏ yŏŭ / hăvĕ fŏr thăt?>
You already said all the preparation I need coldie, I'm the quickest draw you'll never see.
<If yŏŭ săy sŏ, / păl. I'd hăvĕ ă / trĭck ŭp my slĕĕvĕ / ŏr twŏ ĭn căsĕ / thĭngs gŏ sŏŭth, mysĕlf.>
Fish. 🚬 #dashwatching
GET HIS ASS MAGNUS THAT'S MY GODDAMN MOIRAIL!!!
Do you read me? Lower your intensity. It's not that serious. Got it?
Sorry.
Oh, it's that timeline huh? You damn fool... #vaguepost
Now many folks may ask "Xandra, ain't you kinda post scarcity now? Why are you still intent on robbin folks?" It's the principle of the thing you see.
#mugyoumonday
put me in a mug n call me a soda
#mugmaniac
That's nice, hand over the caegars.
Uh, yeah I guess.
flips a glinting gold coin to you in the air. as you look up to catch it you realize i'VE already gotten out of there. the coin has my face on it and is actually one of those chocolate ones you unwrap.
Damn.
Sometimes I think she shoulda been a prince of hope considering how hopeless she is.
This is going to be really fun to watch I think.