Xandra
@gunslingersRequiem
The best worst thing that's happened to you yet. She/Her
Maybe I should be nicer to her, she does seem to be able to leave whenever she wants, and also we kinda need her to win.
I can actually be quite the charmer when I want to be.
Sometimes I like to throw rocks at past Sylink.
I THREW A CEMENT BRICK AT SOME GUY'S CAR ONCE BECAUSE HE CUT ME IN LINE. WENT THROUGH THE ENTIRE CAR AND INTO A BUILDING ACROSS THE STREET. IT'S SUCH A STRESS RELIEVER, YOU KNOW? #COLLABS [∙]
I'm your huckleberry <3
CAREFṴLS: BERRY LIABLE TO BE EAT IN THESE PARTS X(
Highbloods love falling for my hapless lowblood charm act. "Oh please miss, these parts are mighty dangerous won't you please walk me hive?" Pfft hahahahahahahaha.
[|87 :: Works most of the t;me. H;ghly underrated strat ngl
[|87 :: Yea, 1 only got one clown to fall for ;t, but even then that's cuz 1 br;bed them w;th drugs dur;n the charade
I typically run the "very innocent" act, otherwise I'd try that out.
[|87 :: See, 1 go more for the "helpless" part. that's the th;n that REALLY h00ks em.
Hm that's fair, might just be down to locale differences for approach.
You don't gotta face the law if you don't wanna. What're they gonna do? Make you face the law? You're already not doing that. The fuck?
ExActly.
Glad at least someone else gets it. They're always going "it'll catch up to you sooner than later." Literally no? I'm too fast?
And if you don't like the story the cards tell, well that's what the iron's for ain't it?
every door has an emergency release latch if you kick it INCREDIBLY FORCEFULLY near the knob
[|87 :: Fun fact, there are shotgun shells spec;f;cally des;gned to h;t sa;d release latch. They are called "breacher rounds" https://www.defense-technology.com/wp-content/uploads/2020/04/1012104.jpg
#thighthursday but you have to get through my chaps and then my pants and then my undergarments. 'Course you gotta buy me a couple drinks first as well but that should go without saying.
Ain't got a pic of my own but she's a beaut of a gun ain't she?
Met a real pretty fish on one of my jobs once. Shame I couldn't play with her. It was so fun to bug her.
It's actually really inefficient to shoot folks. Bullets cost caegars after all.
Good thing fists are free! #violence
Fun new game called "give me your money and I don't shoot you" #violence
i would immediately get shot lowkey
dodge
what if i was like really fast though like really really fast
'm brroke as hell.
yeah sure
It is actually a little shocking she has friends, but it's probably good for her.
WHY IS TH★T SHCOKING TO YOU?
Die.
If you think I'm annoying now just imagine if I could play the banjo, oh wait.
tHIS 1S BAS1CALLY, wHAT i SAID BEFORE i LEARNED, hOW TO PLAY, tHE BANJO,
Hive defense tip. Keep everything unlocked and your valuables out in the open and also tell me where you live.
I'll tell you one thing though, she sure can fit a lot of bullets in her without stopping. #violence
She wants me so bad it makes her look stupid. #suggestive
"Time beam" I think I'm doing this right?
You ★re not. Die. Go ★w★y.
Time beam...
sylinnk..
Yes Gloomweiss?
Ple★se shut the fuck up
This one sounds scary.
Y'all are a hoot and a holler I'll tell you what. Maybe I'll stick around.
Fuck.
I feel like your icon btw.
Okay, so I meant to say REALLY But yknow what. Yeah, I feel like it too.
Well thank you kindly. Maybe one night I'll pull out one of the old wanted posters for it, but for now this works.
Lotta #nsfw posts. And here I thought the little prince was a prude.