

Xandra
@gunslingersRequiem
Just give me the money and we all walk away from this nice and easy like.

I love stealin, I love takin things.

I look away from the fool for five minutes. Alright, time for him to log off now.

Can I be honest? I ain't been firin' off the time bullets. Too much work.

Sometimes I like to yell out the names of logical fallacies while I'm talking to Magnus, gets him all bothered.

If you think about it the time bullet is kinda like a regular bullet that just stays in the air for longer than it should.

Shot another time bullet a week into the future for you. There's your fuckin #timepost

How many bullets do you think it's going to take to take down a lord of doom?

We need to start considering that maybe if that wiggler didn't want its candy stolen it should've fought for it.

Oh so now I'm the bad guy just because I'm a piece of shit.

@imJunior reckon you can slide over one of them sun badges when you get a second partner?

The nerds are nerd fighting again. It'd be cool if it wasn't so lame.

See sometimes a fish or clown gets a big enough ego to not realize that the firearm is the great equalizer. So you gotta be prepared to wash colder tones outta your clothes.

Fish. 🚬 #dashwatching

GET HIS ASS MAGNUS THAT'S MY GODDAMN MOIRAIL!!!

Oh, it's that timeline huh? You damn fool... #vaguepost

Now many folks may ask "Xandra, ain't you kinda post scarcity now? Why are you still intent on robbin folks?" It's the principle of the thing you see.

#mugyoumonday

Sometimes I think she shoulda been a prince of hope considering how hopeless she is.

This is going to be really fun to watch I think.

One of these nights I gotta convince that lesser prince to do its spacey thing and bring me back to an Alternia. So I can rob it blind.







